Cheating explained

[Whisperingtothefire]

"O:......oh ma gaahd" xD 

[gameofelijah1]

HAHA magic beans? i apologize but i couldnt help making a smiles and hehe's coming from it. SORRY

[victoriaisntsosecret]

"UUUUUH, yes." That's Guy for "Heeeeeeell no!"

[jyrolys6]

ok... why are you with a shirt?!

[sunchipdude]

if anyone knows what assassins creed is you'll know what i mean , final Summation in the " My Normal Speaking Voice" ( it'll probably be in the related category ) he kinda looks like Altair, you know if his mouth was closed and his eyes were a bit open more

[llennodo8286]

@sunchipdude i dont see it ive seen "My Normal Speaking Voice" 3 times and ive never seen it but i will go back and watch it AGAIN TO SEE IF HE LOOKS LIKE ALTAIR! BECAUSE HE IS AWSOME AND SO IS DANNY!

[ILIK3HATERZ]

@ 2:45 Priceless

[28bubblyface]

This movie is sooo funny...DIE DIE DIE! PRICELESS!!!:)))

[Ookami1123]

It's more like the man cheats and the woman leaves him crying. Cooooold.

[epicalienfromcp]

YOU AINT GOT NO MAGIC BEANS.

[honeybunny3211]

with the other trailor park ho

[govedar4o]

Lol...is Danny the creator of me gusta? ;d

[HCKlilylou]

Wait... wasn't that cave man bit on Family guy? O.o

[wartime550]

What does that paper say to the left of his head?? Btw his Left :P

[Slambergal]

BY FAR THE FUNNIEST VID ON YOUTUBE

[butternutsyoo]

Danny is one of the most awesome people i have ever met.

[TheSunStillSleeps15]

Lmbo!!!

[adeel256]

2.35 to end... best gradual report ending.

[JustinsGirlAlways7]

Yeeaaa maaannnn magic beaannzz

[Mnstr3nergy21]

Girl: Who the fuck is brenda and why do you keep calling her every night around 11:30?

Guy: She's just a friend from work who sucks me off every once and a while, god.

Girl: What?!

Guy: What its not like you were doing it.

Girl: ... Oh my god

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[dewakaputo]

@VavourasRocksurSocks *ba dum tss

[kadypotyther]

What about reno 911

[CupcakeGalLurvRupert]

aww your depressed!!! Why the hell?! WE LOVE YOU!!! Danny, you make our lives better haha! Your brilliant :) xx

[3DUBz5]

U.need an intro

[3dgluv]

you forgot that it COULD be because people dont believe that he has a gf, so he has to go and prove it with someone who goes to the same school... eli if your reading this: STOP STALKING ME!!!! IM FUCKIN OVER YOU!!!

[Blackinterceptor999]

Nope I had plenty of opportunity's in my ten years, Girls seem to get switched on to married guys, wtf?...Never once did I ever think once about cheating on my beautiful wife...Never will.

[jameson122397]

Nigga please! I gotz magik beanz.

[evilumbrellala]

i realy hopes i'l be funney as he when i grow up :

[Corinne2197]

he's in 5th everyone help!

[Corinne2197]

VOTE FOR DANNY FOR KING OF THE WEB!

[burninrubber440]

I never got cheated by a woman... Actually because I never had a girlfriend... *forever alone*

[ApatheticElph33]

that whole magic beans spiel....my gawd... i'm on my ass xD

[mkojic77]

"Ohhh that's just nasty! your nastyyyyyy" hahhahah xD

[agdotlovely]

" If yo man never cheated on you it's because he ugly and if yo woman never cheated on you it's because you rich!" Lolz! Oh gosh I love Danny! :D

[TheAmuletSaga]

My iPod auto paused the video for the notice of 20% battery life and when I looked at the video still, I rofl'ed!

[andipandi9690]

the best show!

[TedManjos]

if you pause this video anywhere, you will laugh

[TheLeafHD]

00.00 for the most sexual face ever ;D

[18butterflies]

Danny.. how to you make bubble gum?

[TheMasters34]

PEOPLE VOTE FOR DANNY! if every ONE of you just vote that could bring danny to the top it's simple

[jakeloreficemusic]

where can i get these magic beans

[vivalauri777]

Like if everytime the opening says " welcome to the gradual report , where we gradually report "

You also say it.

[Bubblegumgirl125]

Omg he looks like Jim Carrey!!

[dragmasterrs]

love the shirt

[redbird8899]

depressed? i dont act like that when im depressed.....i act like that when im hyper

[DarkWolfSasuSaku]

2:34 to 2:49 LOL xD

[martinayiteyisgod]

yep U AINT GOT NO MAGIC BEANS...new meme time TROLLS TO ACTION

[Slambergal]

@martinayiteyisgod ammah spread de word!!!

[S6XTY9INE]

2:28 - "OH MY GOSH, WHO IS THAT!? WHAT DID HE SAY!"

[S6XTY9INE]

1:57 - LOL!

[S6XTY9INE]

1:34 - I LOL'D RIGHT HERE.

[CeLpHTiTaLeD]

you are a genius

[hmmmmusic]

Oh, Get better Danny! We like you and wish you to be happy :)



[Marshsm901]

Or ur man luvs u and u wife luvs u... Not that u ugly or rich.

[potatoman475]

@AnimewatcherfreakMal I used to lose the game...... Then I took an arrow to the knee (sorry I had to do that :P)

[ZieEntertainer]

Danny got fatter?

[SavannahLuvsMusic]

magic beans! c:

[MyWebcamIsSexy]

2:33 lololol

[Lukabkv]

I spill babies all over the rock every day haha xd

[Katingaan]

Oh that's just nasty.

You nasty.

[bloodreighn]

Danny.. sorry to say... but i think you have problems..

[TheAdamacy]

your summation. fact of life.

[emmiemadness]

hahaha i made danny sneeze gosh

[CandieMelandie]

he sounds like lumpy space princess from adventure time when he say "oh my god"

[theaussiejesus]

for some reason I imagine this guy is ipodmail... their voices sound a-like!

[spencemace]

why is the trailer for the lorax in the related vids?

[spencemace]

she's just a FRIEND. from WORK. that SUCKS ME OFF SOMETIMES." "...she what?" "WHAT? it's not like you were DOING IT." "....omygod."

[adicolor22]

if he has never cheated.. that means she's ugly. if she has never cheated.. that means you rich.

[musicobbsession666]

Omg. Like switches between 10 accents haha!

[IdioticSmiley]

WHO THE FUCK IS BRENDA!!!

[fullofloveandstuff]

you spilled some lotion...

[SheaLa17]

who the fuck is BRENDA!!!!!!!

[AnimewatcherfreakMal]

I lost the game...

[VavourasRocksurSocks]

a lion would never cheat on its partner...but a tiger wood :D

[alansutherland1996]

@VavourasRocksurSocks i see what you did there

[steps3344]

@VavourasRocksurSocks Ahur I see what you did there "Tiger Woods"

[MicaRamone16]

@VavourasRocksurSocks  That... is AMAZING!!!!!!!

[AvengedSevenfoldSG]

I think he made this video because someone cheated on him... hence, depression.. Somehow i can see the sadness in his eyes here and there..

[Ariannathatweirdgurl]

DONT BE DEPRESSED D:

[MapleConquer]

Danny needs a baby!

[justdeliciousx]

shirt lol

[cocco31]

magic beans.... hahahahaha!

[triplebananas]

Lol dude I can't take you,

[Cookielover415]

OMG his voice sounds like donkey from shrek ((love it!

[abrasev88]

наздраве :)



[SRSParodies1]

oh my gosh. who was that? what did he say? i bet it was important. to right danny twas very important and you couldnt be there to laugh with us bro!

[TheRavensCalling]

O.O...Ohmygad

[furiousfranky2]

guy:"shes just a friend from work that sucks me off sometimes"

girl:"she what?"

guy:"what its not like ur doing it!"

girls"... OMG

hahaha danny u freaking funny! how do u change ur voice like dat?

[ChooseFreedomNow]

Loooooollllllllllllll. Ugly or Rich. There always seems to be a cutting sense of the uneasy truth in your final summations.

[PKEnergyBender]

I TOLD YOU ABOUT MAKEH ZA SHIRT TO MAKE ZA MONEYS!!! IM SOO A HAPPY, I BUY ONE NOW YES?!?! I LOVA YOU DANNY AND I WANT YOU TO SELL ZA SHIRTS NOT WEAR THEM!

[DimondHearts44]

No one noticed the red box titles " Giraffe Head" upside down? :DD

[TawniAlise]

" you nasty!"

" you ain't got no magic beans!"

....random sneeze...

"she wha?!!"

Best parts! I love you Danny!

- you favorite lemon drop :)

[Aronno3]

danny is wearing towels instead of pants,and he's wearing 2 shirts lol

[Psykoboy15]

LOVE YOU TOO DANNY!

[KucalaMcNugget]

2:48 dead.

[ashmarie808]

U r wearing 2 shirts!

[2special4uu]

its bc u uuugggllyyy :P wow

[alanford97]

push 5 a couple of times to beat Danny to death XD

[JessicaGwen18]

oh thats just naasty, you naasty! xD

[Tayomiblackwing]

So if we are your lemon drops are you like our Willy Wonka? c:

[Africanbarbietm]

why do girls back stab eachother but guys are so bonded and stuff? girls fight with eachother over dumb stuff but guys find a way to resolve?

[screaming4joy]

" He got more magic beans then you got !" "What you talking bout i got magic beans !" "Hes got 3X more magic beans then you ! GET UP OFF ME NO! Ima take my baby to him !"

[mikenike127]

Weiner dog?

[DelayedCargo]

GET UP OFF ME NOW!



[crossdaheart]

Lol at 3:00

[fffff5450]

thumbs up if you saw the upside down sign on the red box that said Giraffe head

[theludwigexperience]

Bless You, Danny.

[icedtp]

@waterturtle1509 I wear two shirts cuz muscle shirts r comfy and when I go home I can just take off my t and chill. Plus when I work out I don't get the thirst all sweaty and stinkified

[waterturtle1509]

Danny :) I love your videos!! My friends and I go to high school and we noticed that A LOT of guys where two shirts at once. Why is that?? Thank you!! :)

[music4all92]

He looks weird with a shirt on.. when he does wear a shirt he wears two lol

[rusty75369]

@music4all92

it makes up for his lack of shirts in other videos

[andipandi9690]

someone has been looking jerry springer? :)

[mimzawesome]

I laughed throughout this whole thing, then heard "because I'm depressed." and felt this strange sinking sensation, as if it is true, and he is merely hiding his true emotions within crazy faces and voices for the sake of pleasing his lemon drops... D:

[d3strukter]

@mimzawesome yeh... i felt that came from his heart... :(... lets help him with the thing and the thing with the thing!! VOTE PEOPLE!

[stral3]

Shirt again! Hm.. It would be cool if you wear one shirt extra every episode :D

[menime4l]

why is there a sign in the background that says ''Giraffe necks'' ?

[xIITAXiIIx]

He has YouTube Partnership yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[THEJUDGEOFALL111]

SHE WHA??

[heysalovesyah]

can i be ur next Brenda girl? woohoo!

[penguinbellpengilly]

Danny i am wondering... do you make your bed or does you have a lemon drop do it for you? as i see it is perfectly made :S

WHOOO makes a BED!?

[levimon]

shoot....

[insomnicolors]

So... Basically, someone cheated on Danny/ and/or he cheated. And I feel for you, Danny, I do. It's a painful situation. But telling your viewers that cheating is as inevitable as to be expected and/or acceptable is not an okay way to deal with your emotions. What you say affects these people- many of them being young and impressionable. Please try to remember that, and keep your cynicism to yourself. Cheating is not inevitable, or acceptable. We do have control over what we choose to do.

[mechasmokey10]

WAY TO GET SOME DANNY!!! Keep us updated about this "Brenda" girl :)

[Neffboy89]

He's wearing two shirts... WTF??

[YellowSuperMelon]

@Neffboy89 it weird isn't it, he usually wears none.

[GaarasloveofLee]

oh man you dont get the magic beans thats just amazing XD

[pandasawesome]

WOW ITS LIKE YOURE A WHOLE DIFFERENT PERSON WITH A SHIRT ON!!! I like your shirt.

[caddyrocky]

Danny get those cloths off it looks strange and i can't concentrate!!

[annanap15]

The voices tell me you should make a video about what to do when a killer is in your house. Dont forget..... I'm watching you. >|}

[keemjongeel]

Go to king of web dot com and go vote for danny. Or I will shoot you in the knee with an arrow.

[alicat2507]

U nasty!! take that shirt off... too much for me even ur hair looks from the '80

[SmileYouLoveUs]

Don't be depressed be happy! :)

[colleenferry4321]

you're wearing a shirt !

[KingBobcatKy26]

y are my hands so greasy ahhhhh



[vandirk86]

Btw, your 'journey' up on the comp site is a fun and interesting read.

[vandirk86]

It's the man in the ma..HAAASK!!

[ATLxGaming]

anyone notice he is whereing a towel for pants?!?!

[misscam2005]

@ATLxGaming oh gosh i didnt realize that!!!!

[65fernan]

Wow, u speak the truth danny! And dude, please take your shurt off

[XXEMOsxrxhottXX]

feel better danny. we all <3 you.

[demian0mk]

danny, why should we be blessed every time we sneeze?

[Littlelloyd15]

@demian0mk because in ancient Egypt they believed that your heart stopped when you sneezed so they said: "bless you"to start it beating again and its been passed on over YEEAARS. :)

[ashweenass]

@Littlelloyd15

Thats what my brother said!!

[ashweenass]

@Littlelloyd15 Thats what my brother said!!

[XTheBlackcloud]

@demian0mk Polio...

It was spread by sneezing... and they had no cure at the time...

So they blessed a person when they sneezed

[CrossKiryu]

@demian0mk Mind if I answer? I know why.

[BaBez3412]

@demian0mk You say "Bless you" Because your heart stops everytime you sneeze ;p

[Whiscash97]

@demian0mk It was once believed that sneezing expelled demons, so the person who sneezed was believed to be worthy of a blessing. Kind of like how "Goodbye" originated from "God bless you", it just originated from older times and changed over time.

[NerdsWBNerds]

@demian0mk In the old days, they thought it meant there was a demon inside you.

[MissKolacz]

@demian0mk I heard the every time you sneeze it's 1/8th of an orgasm. And I don't know why I decided to share that :/ ... but the demon things pretty close...

[DahvieVanityInsanity]

@demian0mk because your heart stops when you sneeze, and you are blessed for living through a sneeze

[tingatngatingatinga]

Oh my LORD! He's actually wearing TWO shirts! IT'S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT!

[XxDXARMYXx]

retardees my new word thank you danny

[nattirawr]

He's wearing a shirt...that scares me...

[ahafire]

danny can you do a video my birthday its december 13th please please

[ATLxGaming]

TOPIC IDEA~~~~ WHAT ARE NIPPLES!!!

[MrLarryHoes]

The very first thing I noticed is that you were wearing a shirt. You didn't even wear one when you made a 10$ Flame Thrower.

[JDwade76]

Just voted 10x Danny ! Hope you'll win Danny, you deserve it ! (:

[Availelle]

A SHIRT?

[allidoiswin136]

so basicly im ugly and not rich

[AnxiousTurtleable]

Bat-shit insane is an understatement for you, sir.

[Banananoms]

Guys.

Guys.

Danny has a shirt on. He. Has. Lost. It.

GO VOTE FOR HIM.

[Connorcj1]

@Banananoms if you look at his collar it looks like he's wearing two!

[SarahBrookeWilliams]

oh mah god..

[BlackStallion561]

THE MAN IN THE MASK <3 lmfao

[ceeuuutekawaii]

can you make a vid on why people dress the way they dress? pithchka manrinu... (~^_^)~

teehee!

[izme29]

FAAANTASTIC, also you basically summed up a highly appraised bit of sociobiological wisdom. genius you :) AND its funny! :D

[LittleCheeseburger]

Great video!:) But why are you wearing a t-shirt...?

[nikiichan]

YES!!! THE MAN IN THE MASK IS BACK X)

[NeoBrm]

2:47

[YouKnowItsMeee]

o thats just nasty you nasty

=/ i believe people can be faithful