Chris rock - Robitussin bit

[CoolerKing37]

@ChuckNorrisKratosLOL Lack of substance? Maybe not in this bit since it's about his experiences growing up, but any bit regarding race, relationships, or social issues has plenty of substance.

[Pack021]

Just took some robitussin for cough, I'm feeling kinda drowsny..

[Nebachudnezzar]

@Pack021 not possible, robitussin doesn't make you drowsy

[wielderofdrumstix]

@Nebachudnezzar haha not possible, huh? Try saying that on a third plat DXM trip...

[deano509]

@ChuckNorrisKratosLOL THATS BLACK COMEDY FOR YOU ;)

[vikramrulesrox]

Let that tussin get in there boy

[clintpiercejr]

Goin' to CVS tomorrow to get me some MO' TUSSIN BITCHES!

[donaldds25]

i love hitting the tussin



[joebyu]

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST BITS EVER.......

[leonel1982]

Tussin is some tasty shit!

[despertar1991]

i hate taking tussin, i love taking too much tussin,

[rocklesson86]

I hated taking Robitussin. That shit so nasty.

[Gangsterabc]

Oriente7 lol dude I know right! chugged a bottle 2 nights ago and stayed up the whole night and couldnt go to work cuz my eyes were still MAD dilated, had no weed was still trippin tho lol had the best nap ever after that trip :) oh and btw old ccc's dont kill you, just the new hbp ones ;)

[dddtl]

Lauhday, that's bad audio quality!

[unix94]

how much u gta drink to start trippin?

[Oriente7]

@unix94 drink 500mg to 250 first time. if u break out, take benedryll or just take both because they both get u hiiiiggghhh

[Gangsterabc]

Tussin + chronic = mutha fuckin wonderland

[MyNameIsMrJay]

@Gangsterabc dude... i totaly agree, I drinked like 8oz of tussin+12 CCC's+2 joints of purp.... I was trippin BAWLS...

[Oriente7]

@MyNameIsMrJay wow u no cccs have tylenol and can kill u very easily

[pentium6xx]

@Oriente7 the antihistamine in ccc is much more dangerous than tylenol

[Oriente7]

@Gangsterabc but that....is juuust right

[larrop]

watch?v=uEmqwU2QPOk

[plbernstein92]

just had some mo tussin

[homoisesofficial]

hahahaha

now if you're Latino, Vicks cures everything

[livardo]

@homoisesofficial : haha, shit, you're right about that one!

[ralynnandme1]

Reminds of Rochell haha.

[msmclala82]

"If you run out, put some water in the bottle, shake it up-Mo' 'Tussin, MO' 'TUSSIN!!!! LMBO

[msmclala82]

"if you run out, put some water in the bottle, shake it up, Mo' 'Tussin, MO' TUSSIN!!! LMBO

[MrElucidate]

Chappelle > Rock

[CoolerKing37]

@MrElucidate Chappelle = Rock

[HibikiEcho]

robitussin taste like shit benadryl is where its at!

[hendy4584]

@HibikiEcho Dimetap baby. That shit's like grape juice.

[ThaSojorn]

@hendy4584

Nigga what the fuck is juice

[msromo]

With my mom & my grandma it was Vicks - you could be bleeding internally or have a severe head wound, maybe even have a limb falling off and they'd go get the vicks.

[GWDTWINZPL0X]

:) Oh how i love the robo'.

[WillHerndon]

mo tussin

[ATL45]

If ya run outta 'Tussin, put some water in the jar and shake it up--MO' 'TUSSIN!

[cayateelosico]

ha ha i sip that cheap lean wid sprite fuk who hate on that

[41641641641]

he isnt that funny anymore

[nickdinosaurs]

ah put water in the jar and shake it up... he knows the secret.

[RegistrationCop]

@nickdinosaurs Yeah I always do that after I chug a few bottles of max strength cough.

[espark1089]

i have had the fucking taste of robo in my mouth for like 2 weeks haha... nothing feels heavier or more fucked up to have chillin in your stomach

[khussett]

my favorite flavor of robitussin is cherry, the best one

[Kapslock87]

Ain't no Fussin with the 'Tussin

[babyboy21209]

@shocxxxx yur a fukn lame ass

[shocxxxx]

babyboy... go finger your asshole fucking faggot, you took the time to make a comment that's 4 words long and you can only spell half of it right. you sound like some dumbass spic that dropped out at kindergarden

[James9533]

@shocxxxx

Fuck you faggot

[OnThatPowder]

hey is DMX still in prison for burning that guy with the crackpie

[SomeFreeMusic]

lol what?

[hans61636]

mmmmmm  crackpie

[ChickenIntestines]

Lol @ all the druggies on here, talking about drugs, and shit. Completely ignoring the reason they came here, they getting into full fledged conversations and shit, really thinking they're cool." I DO MORE DRUGS THAN YOU TRUST ME I KNOW."

Smh.

[OnThatPowder]

I do WAY MORE THAN you...i just got done eatin Bacon, Eggs, steak, shrimp, Butter Biscuits, & Gravy Muffins

[th3d0nk3y]

Robitussin X with Hawaiian Punch, Vodka and a cherry Jolly Rancher. That's syrup. Breakfast of champions.

[NoMidsForMe]

@th3d0nk3y thats the cheap ass syrup, id rather have some promethazine and codeine

[deucekrewbitch]

@NoMidsForMe its not cheap ass syrup, permethizine n codeine is just sum legit ass syrup lololol

[NoMidsForMe]

@deucekrewbitch yeah but robitussin is shit.

[Bulldog22031]

SHAKE IT UP... mo tussin... mooo tussin!

hahahahahahaha

[jaleach123]

Yep. Three bottles of cough gels (900mg), and you won't worry about cancer. That'll be the least of your worries.

[Placement93]

I never really felt invincible or like I wasn't going to get caught so far as it being an anti-paranoia agent, I usually kept those senses about me. However, in retrospect, considering how fucked I was in front of so many people on so many occasions, I would guess that the general population is more oblivious to the physical signs of being on. When I smoked green or did junk it was constantly, "Are you alright?" from friends and family...

[TroubleinParadise000]

It Mentions Robitussin in Everybody hates Chris

[RetardedG4M3RX]

yeah i think that show's episodes are based off of chris' stand up skits.

[zie47]

yall people tripping saying that its is satans LSD. I get in the sence what you mean but all it does is give you a fiya mind struggle

[retardofthe21century]

haha

"i hav cancer"

"drink some robatussin"

i pissed my pants!!

and y are all these comments really long?

[Finntroll]

because i like talking about DXM.

[mplsridah]

"more-tussin" lmao chris rocks

[Finntroll]

shit, i actually miss being possessed. i think im gonna try falling back into that spiral again, it was fucking fun until my brain melted and leaked out my ears. all i need is one bottle, and ill be right back to puking on people's front doors just because i don't like em. does anyone else get that sensation that DXM actually prevents you from getting caught? because i got away with fucking everything when i was addicted, and as soon as i stopped, BAM, possession ticket. fucking miss you, DXM =/

[Burnz2much]

you got the troll part right at least...

[Finntroll]

hey man, you might want to stop shoving dicks in your mouth, it's bad for you.

[achemachew]

I got that feeling that DXM prevents you from being caught. It's almost like your invisible or in a different world while on it. I fell into that sprial pretty hard. The last trip was two bottles of Robo and it lasted 12 hours. I kept leaving my body.

[Finntroll]

lies. DXM is Satan's LSD, while acid opens up hundreds of doors in your brain that have been hiding in the darkness for years, DXM opens up a pit of lava and boils your brain to a molted crisp. you want insight? take some DXM and watch as you slowly deteriorate into a possessed serotonin tool, and then go learn about things. you'll educate yourself in a somewhat mind-blowing structure. read some articles and watch as they split into two and thrash around until you close one of your eyes.

[ReddRecords]

alright your a religous lunatic. Just by the paragraph you have written i can tell your the type of person that thinks women that can do math are witches. You also might think god takes the sun away at night and beleive creationism is an actual science. Heres a little advice when yu watch the flinestones its a cartoon, not a documentary.

[Finntroll]

hahahaha i never thought i'd see the day that someone tried to insult me by calling me a religious fanatic, after all those damn years as a stupid teenager going into christian forums to spam the shit out of them with atheist propaganda. do you seriously think im referring to Satan as an actual fucking being? are you really that stupid? are you saying anyone who mentions Satan believes in him? he's a fucking character in a book, I think we've all heard of him, not just religious fanatics.

[Finntroll]

and how the fuck can i be a religious fanatic when i've spent most of my recent life binging on cough syrup? what, you don't believe it? because i called it Satan's LSD? it IS Satan's LSD, it's an acid trip that pulls your brain into 7 directions until it tears. who would know better than the addict himself? i know my shit, you know nothing, fellow Eminem fan. DXM's main goal is to find the poor souls who fall in love with it, and then FUCK them!

[alfredpirateking]

it's actually a really good drug, as long as you drink the right amount. you're not supposed to drink 2 bottles, i'd say drink like half a bottle and see how you feel and then drink a little more at a time if you want the buzz to be stronger. it is by no means a bad drug, it makes you feel very peaceful and thoughtful and overall good especially if you smoke some herb with it.

[123456jvk]

I drank two bottles of that stuff before... Never again... good times.. haha

[limeindacoconut475]

if you run outta tussin, put sone water in the jar, shake it up! xD

[Oluremi7]

Ha! ha! ha! ha! That's a good one!

[StandAloner]

If they managed to make Robutussin taste like Dimetapp....

[TurtleThePurple]

0:20 jeah boi

[TheBeefBus]

I love robo, the only active ingridient is the morphane so you cant OD.

[spiderbyte1337]

u, are dumb

[TheBeefBus]

Short for dextromethorphane genius.

[McSkullen]

i love dextromethophan

[KIDDFRESH420]

LISTEN UP:

Tell tell doctor you have a cough that keeps you up at night. He/She might prescribe you with Promethazine w Codeine.

Get a three or four tablespoons in you.

Then you'll feel good.

[ladykupo]

'Mo tussin!

[HunterMann]

I once toured with a circus and some of the stage hands would drink a full bottle(or two) before retiring to their bunkhouse for a 12-hour coma... They said that it tastes best if it's shoplifted.

[z0mby]

It does taste better when its free

[Franzentric]

hahahaha! beee leee dat

[Starman49843]

Only a recreational dxm user would call it "tussin" LOL.

[truecrime336]

I <3 Tussin

DXM is awesome

BrandonRussell is rite, feels great when u smoek with it, I doubt he does it everyday cuz it can lose its kick but I kno what he means, Tussin Powers Unite

[x3Nar]

LOL Robitussin is disgusting. XD

[nickkalisz]

i just had that stuff today byfar the worst thing i've tasted

[truecrime336]

besides ur boyfriends dick? (im jk i dont feel like arguing on youtube)

[Larmarch5]

My first remedy of choice

[FireLightning16]

Robitussin tastes HORRIBLE!!!!! But it helps a lot...

[brandonrussell100]

yeah it helps alot if you wanna lean! drink the whole bottle pussys i drink a bottle a day every day and it feels amazing! especially when you smoke

[Dw4ttz]

thats not leaning. lean is liquid coedine mixed with juice or sprite

[tehbabes]

correct but people cannot always get codiene or promethazine and substitute it for robitussin (even famous rappers)

brandon, you take this shit daily? XD shit man, slow moe is awesome though puffin optimo

[dankprodutions]

dude your an idiont it's not robotussin idoit it's tussinex (hydrocodone) Not DXM and when they do say robotussin it's the robotussin with codeine instead of DXM

Dont Beileve me ask around or listen to some real syrup rappers

[tehbabes]

what the fuck is tussinex hahaha, I didnt know that shit why would they say robitussin then..

[FreedomGotAnAK]

Take 2 or 3 big gulps of Robitussin, and it works as a nice recreational drug.

[ExtremeBogom]

I prefer witty humor.

I like DXM though.

[fredrico21]

hehe ta en globoid :D

[ExtremeBogom]

Please explain how this is funny??

Why are the audience laughing?

[HiroJudgement]

The audience laugh because it is funny.

Just like with all things that provoke laughter. =|

[lovelypinkflower]

I don't get it either.

[truecrime336]

tussin gets u high if u drink take enough

[Roahn3]

reallllly high

[computergeek836]

xD

This how you know your ghetto

:)

ahh the good life

^_^

[profitprophet368]

MO TUSSIN

[ArkBarkMovies]

lol so true, my parents giv me robitussin for everything

[ciutacu]

haha nice parents!

[truecrime336]

thats what i always say mo tussin... cures the common cough and boredom...

[quicksilveraslam08]

i remember the evrybody hates chris episode featuring robitussin

[Warsie]

What about using Cough Drops as candy (never followed those damn directions about 3 in a day) and Vicks (pronounced Vick-sas by many) Vaporub as a panacea as well. There was something else I remember that my mother/grandmother used as a panacea; forgot... :(

[kkoobbee]

tussin makes my skin itch

[FREEETK]

no theres usually no ethanol but there is dxm which fucks u up

[andy7666]

Hmm.. I looked at the ingredients for Robitussin - 96% Ethanol? No wonder people get high off it! :I

[VancouverBoii08]

OK OK STOP! I don't want no mo tussin. dats good! ;o

[glocknock]

Mo Tussin!

[merziquir]

hahahahahaha fell off me chairrrrrrrrrrr

[EmentalProductions]

hahahahaha fuck yeah chris rock

[TB4000]

Just let that Tussin get in on in there.

[rockett433]

robitussin is so amazing

do it and the high actually really creepy

[abrahamOHS]

I did it just yesterday.

You're right, the high scared me. :/

[ButtholesEpisode1]

MO' TUSSIN!

[Doodsjager]

lmao brilliant

[thatkidwithredhair]

hahaha