FML SunBurn

[INMY01TA]

Haha, good stuff.

[reidrs100]

U suck baws

[misperfection13]

Im a girl i thought it was pretty funny.:-)

[95hollydolly]

Fuck. You

[SillyIrishPenguin]

I'm fine with sexist jokes, but if you're going to make them, please make them funny.

Also, your videos kinda suck.

[XblackswanXx]

@SillyIrishPenguin Oh, is that why you have 60 subscribers and he has 2,000,000?

[jacobyy46]

lol you have dimples

[Smooky38330]

This trailer is scary.

[RonnieRons101]

SAMMITCHES PLUS PHIL= DAY WELL SPENT :)

[carcar12345ful]

SIKE NOT ME!!!!!

[yippy010]

Fuck .... Just checkin

[CaliHollisterbabe]

I love sammitch making just as much as the next girl but your videos are not amusing.

Now, if you will excuse me, I shall be back in the kitchen making sammitches.

Good day.

[nwctrinity85]

You said that you must feel when your body is becoming red or you´re starting to get a serrious sunburn. This is not true in some cases, me for instance. I am allergic to the sun and is white as a polar bear. I can be outside for several hours not feeling a thing. My skin doesn´t even become red. The REAL sunburn poppes up two days later and I get a serrious allergic shock that makes me wanna kill myself.

What I mean by this is that "some" people doesn´t get any warnings until it´s too late.

[johnnystaccata]

This is so gay

[SexiifiedGlitterChic]

This video is stupid, sexist, and ignorant. I bet you're single.

[mlgnerd13]

i didnt realize how stupid people r until i started watching this

[CAPWEY]

ı ɐɯ ɐu ɟnɔʞıuƃ ɐlıəu qıʇɔɥ˙ uo ouə ıs qəʇʇəɹ ʇɥɐu ɯə¡

[Zarrastuss21]

@xowillowdancer14 ..shut the fuck up

[MortalCoils45]

killing all the ugly chicks... your should run then, they'll be coming after you..jk :P

I love your voice dude! and your pointy teeth ^-^

Funny video man(:

[LisaJo99]

You act like it's a bad thing that women take time to look good. You're just upset you only get women that wear your clothes, no make-up, and look like men themselves.

[Araclain]

@LisaJo99 He's complaining that he knows women that wear clothes at all.

[XblackswanXx]

@LisaJo99 Actually, have you seen his gf? She's a babe. But yeah, he was being a bit judgemental of girls that take careof themselves, but he really is kidding.

[abujerbaga]

fuck you

[xowillowdancer14]

i found this video offensive..

[skuzzkitty]

I'm totally in favor of the ACLU position. If we start censoring speech we don't like, it's just a matter of time before someone else wants to censor things we do like. That said, if your idea of expression is to protest funerals and stuff the way the westboro cult does, I think everyone at the funeral should have the right to inflict consequences. Freedom, with consequences, the way it was meant to be!

[peanutbutterpikachu9]

this is oh my b-day2 years ago

[eircamae86]

-1 view

[dracula2227]

ACLU and westburough baptist church can go fuck sheep.

[PixieGem247Yo]

1:35 lol fail

[Robloxian444]

I was pissed, typed FML in the search bar, clicked first video and it made my day.

[Hackerette]

WOW! Fascinating Mormon amputees are unstoppable!

[marblelmnop]

ur not hypo enough take some caffeine

[PiggyChannel]

It's not a SAMICH.

t's a Sandwich

Get it right. (Ha ha.. No SANDWICH for you.)

[jossalby75]

I went tanning for the first time this weekend and they didn't tell me how long to stay in, and it was a 20 minute tanning room. I didn't feel the burn, i didn't even notice it afterwards... But a couple hours later.. ..80% of my body is burned to a crisp... ouch

[MegaHackzz]

keep pressing 5 ;)

[Edituhhh]

pause at 1.36



[dhjw]

Tanning is good for you. Vitamin D cures cancer. But only if you don't burn, by eating enough anti-oxidants. :)

[Toxica101]

Press 4 repeatedly for him to say Spank repeatedly or smacked it repeatedly xD

[kettturton]

I don't like you....and u should care...cuz I'm pretty awesome.

[Pencilandpaperaddict]

Pause at 0:48 LOL

[BlackMarketMedia1]

FUCK: Free Speech :D heeeeeeeeeyy...

[chelseawelsea89]

let me catch someone at my few Marines funeral , i dont care if im female and its unlady like , im a Marine and im gonna kick your ass

[ONEpieceaokiji]

i think i love him

[yao3]

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through a commercial?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when the users controlled the site and now corporations?

WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution!

thumbsuptomakethissee

[mikkibuns214]

@yao3 Remember when people didn't post annoying crap like this? -.-

[xxHamsterzxx]

i hav dandruff on my pubes f.m.l.

[MDotMosley]

Great... More time wasted due to Phillip Dewanko's misleadingly titled and thumbnailed videos. Seriously, GTFO my interwebs faggot. I don't care what you have to say.

[YasmiinMusic]

I have the same glasses as you... eh

[prasanth289]

oh.......

[TheGhost1394]

Fuck

[ItsEwaD]

OMG 1337 DISLIKES WTF FTW

[roflmaoen1]

@ItsEwaD  i just had to ruin it :O

[ItsEwaD]

@roflmaoen1 Oh D: 

[WIPUM123321]

If the WBC picketed my gramps' funeral, I would get a gun(preferably semi automatic), lots of ammo, and kill ALL of those motherfuckers, except for the children. The kids don't really know what they're doing, they're just doing it, "because mommy told me to".

[maddiluvsJohnnyDepp]

Mmm I sure love me some sexism.

[borneranger300]

FAKE AND GAY!

[kennedyhola]

i just found this channel. this guy kicks ASS!

[MichellyCano]

@kennedyhola youve missed out, but welcomeeee!(:

[peguinheartsryry]

I'm sure that's what soldiers were thinking when they went to fight for our freedom.

"Yeah, I'm gonna give my life for the country just to have some stupid people who belittle my efforts. Yeah, thanks gotta love the USA."

Really, what goes on in these peoples' heads. How could someone not feel themselves being burned, I mean this may just be me, but I can feel myself getting burned. It doesn't help that I get burned being outside for 10 minutes with 75 spf sunscreen. I don't tan I burn!

[pr0f0]

You can't feel it tho...when you get burnt in the booth thingie

[Guduncu1]

this is sum gud sht  u dhuld b a news reporta

[communipaw2009]

WHITE PEOPLE ASK YOUIRSELF THIS WHY WOULD THE LIFE GIVER WHICH IS THE SUN IS WANT YOU PEOPLE DEAD HUMMMMMMMM?

[kriehle313]

0:11 sammich making

[TheOfficialZerox]

Pfff i hate i see a vid and than click on it than its you again, you just keep talking n talking n talking just giv us the fuckin picture and then we go >.<

[PBnation2010]

ʎɐqə ɯoɹɟ pɹɐoqʎəʞ ɐ ʎnq ı əɯıʇ ʇsɐl əɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

[bumbleyou]

@PBnation2010 good one

[P90user304]

@PBnation2010 this is the last time i wanna see that comment

[themarshrox21]

@P90user304 ur stupid its funny

[GoreKayke]

@P90user304 this should be the top comment! =D

[heythatsacoolsn]

@PBnation2010 i could have sworn that was Russian when i looked at it real fast. last time i read a Russian comment

[PBnation2010]

@heythatsacoolsn lmao. it does kinda look russian now that you say it

[Justwolflover]

@PBnation2010 this is the last time i buy a keyboard from ebay ^-^

[birdbath318]

What percentage should us women spend our lives emptying men's balls? On average. Just making sure, my chart reads 42%.

[kylepicha21]

"Ah this burns!!!... i guess ill keep doing it." LMFAO

[videotoston]

i think that even in slo mo u soun fast

[syndey14]

THE ONLY REASON I WATCHED THIS VIDEO WAS TO SEE HIS HOUSE AND I LOVE HIS STAIR CASE THATS ALL FML!!!!

[1One2TwosAndPie]

I remember this was the first sxephil video that i've watched

[PrettyGlamRock]

LOL sammich making

[moo101c]

@fretar11 some people are genuinely stupid.. you can't blame em.

[Fluffball176]

@fretar11 No.

[mahtexas]

@fretar11 neither it's sammich

[fieldsofheather69]

i like.. legit fucking love you xD

[tOyZ911]

bacod anjenk!!!

[tOyZ911]

bacod lo anjenk!!!!!

[DavayMyaso]

that faggot says "hello nation".. you are not nation! you are blood-sucker on youtube!

[DatNatiBitch]

fuck shit pussy ass bitch dick lick

[Cryxboy]

@DatNatiBitch That comment was extremely intelligent.

[DatNatiBitch]

@Cryxboy i just wanted to see if it wouls cencsor me lol....idk

[MyShadowWalksAgain]

There's always two sides of the spectrum: From people who are so brave, so willing to risk and give their own lives to ensure that their friends, family and even total strangers are protected, to people who are so embedded in their happy bigot juice that they have to protest everything that makes no sense whatsoever to get some sort of satisfaction from tearing down people's families with their horrible, pointless protests. For every hero, every kind person, there's a whack-job.

[michael49554]

your a nob

[michael49554]

your a bollix

[Godwasaskater]

Fuck the westboro baptist church! And fuck anyone that supports them.

[NorthwestDevistator]

@Godwasaskater AND FUCK TIGER WOODS TOO!

R.I.P. George carlin 1956-2008

[Crashilicious]

@Godwasaskater dude despite whatever did or said... don't disrespect Baptist people...

[Godwasaskater]

@Crashilicious Go fuck yourself. Im not disrespecting a religion. I disrespecting those people who believe that picketing a soldiers funeral is the right thing to do.The westboro baptist church is not a church, it is an organization of jack asses who dont deserve to live in a free country. So i stand by my previous comment by saying fuck those people.

[Crashilicious]

@Godwasaskater You know what? You're so ignorant. God will eventually judge us all. So who are you to judge? You're just a human that sins. We all sin. We all make mistakes. So how about you was that mouth of yours and be more polite? So I'd say to keep your mouth shut. Okay? Thanks.

[Godwasaskater]

@Crashilicious I dont understand why your defending them. I understand i am going to be judged for my sins and im prepared for the consequences. I also belive God is forgiving and will forgive my sins. And about my mouth, and the awful things that come out of it. I fought for my right to be as crude as i am, just like those people who died fought for the freedom to have thier funerals protested. So no, i will not shut my mouth. As an American, i have that right.

[borngawd1564]

@Godwasaskater The question is who does there a bunch of assholes

[IudiciumInfernalum]

I hate america

[Head5h07]

@IudiciumInfernalum we hate u ;p

[IudiciumInfernalum]

@Head5h07 I know that was meant as a joke, but what i meant to say is that i hate the US government and not it's people as a whole. You feel me nigga?

[Head5h07]

@IudiciumInfernalum Yea bro you can hate the gov and love the people and my comment was a joke

[FPS07]

This video with CC Transcribe Audio is even funnier.

"wear I'd known as a shocking number especially when you look at this crap at me and you see them lowered the amount of time complaining on the phone is the amount of time sandwich..."

[qwojdiekw]

way to try to b like amir from pranked

[skillboy656]

@qwojdiekw Ikr, my name is Amir : )

[MightyN0ob]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. (Notice I like to say fuck alot. :) )

[mryouwontrememberme]

I first started watching sxephil in this format, and this format is by far my favourite. Maybe its just coz i was used to it, its nostalgic, or coz i like the laid back tone and topics. It's still good but i just miss these days, being in England id wait to watch these just before i went bed, ive kinda fell out of that habit since it changed.

[Rolyat360OoOoOOut]

fuck?

[ihavearep]

Fuck ya

[braydenrox1]

I came here coz there was a woman with no bra on in the pic D:

[chrisdemo188]

holy crap u blink alot xD

[JesusOfSuburbia96]

@xl3LACKOUTx thanks

[SamRox1213]

That's the sexiest graph I have every seen...

[JesusOfSuburbia96]

@yndrek shut up... Or at least make sence retard

[xl3LACKOUTx]

@JesusOfSuburbia96 Heh... you spelled "sense" wrong.

[yndrek]

fuckin idiot! why u must to these videos if you are such a fagot?

i hate u and the other gays like u

[rock1chica]

i dont see why its a bad idea to make an 18 or older law. i think it would be good to keep the stupid/retarded kids AWAY

[tenzer7]

@rock1chica so do you asume that right when you hit 18 you just automatically become smarter...no it doesnt work like that it doesnt matter if your 15 or 18 stupid is stupid

[rock1chica]

@tenzer7 of course the stupid doesnt go away on the 18th birthday. im just saying that then theres no arguing with parents or gaurdians and the responsibilty is unarguably on the person who is tanning

[getuga22]

I love that the sun kicks white people's butts.

[Sporeadam]

did you use psychicpebbles guide on how to become a vblogger?

[xxTheGamingGodxx]

fuck

[tombey12]

fuck.

[goldyelockz]

Your teeth are cute.  :]

[DxSkeith]

@R0SII33EMKAY My Grampa served for most of his teen years... If some douche from that church had come to a soldier's funeral and held that sign... well lets just say I have a shit load of paintball and airsoft guns at my disposal... not to mention a freezer.

[Pbtbreakingpoint]

@DxSkeith You do realize that paintballs don't freeze right? They are filled with corn starch. The only thing freezing or cooling them will do is make the paintballs more brittle.

[mynameisjulietECKS]

@Pbtbreakingpoint I thought he was talking about freezing their body TBH........

[krisistocoolferu]

@DxSkeith OMG PAINTBALL GUN! AIRSOFT GUN! YOU ARE SO ORIGINAL! I WOULD NEVER THINK TO USE THAT!

[DaBluedude100]

@DxSkeith ive got a shotgun and my buddy has a desert eagle. Real guns. use them more gratifying.

[b0n3z3z]

@DxSkeith Fuck that. I'd have at least a fucking .22 at my disposal.

Murder? No.

Blown knee-caps? Hell yes.

[unsloppyjoe]

@DxSkeith is the freezer for the protestors dead bodies

[SmurFMeHxC]

@DxSkeith first off, not disrepecting your graNDpa.

second, its spelt grandpa not grampa.

and third, if your saying you have a freezer for a dead body paintball and airsoft guns wont kill anyone

[ilovereesespbcups]

@SmurFMeHxC First off, yes you ARE Second, he can spell it however the fck he wants. Third, he has his bare hands, and will power

and fourth, his comment has 45 likes, he also has 45 helpers so you can shuuuttt up!

[SmurFMeHxC]

@ilovereesespbcups ha well first he sounds fucking dumb. second i would love to see him tear someone apart with his bare hands...third...was i talking to you BITCH?

[singme2sleep1969]

@DxSkeith dear sociopath, paint balls don't kill ppl. although the mob of angry veterans with baseball bats looking at the dumb ass with the sign does.  your fellow sociopath. this guy

[BexaEquestrian4]

wtf

[SuperSmitzer]

can i have that 3 minutes of my life back nd go life u sad basterd

[BitOveRate]

im to high to make out what you are going on about. what is this even about?

[anaowns]

fuck :)

[VoradoMusic]

All I wanted was to see a sunburn. Why do you have to torture me with annoying vocal and camera cuts?

[guy0731]

@the2eyedcyclops fucking ass cunt bitch whore!... just destroyed youtubes swear filter

[BrittanyShivler]

@the2eyedcyclops: That's like saying you cant say God. But we've all done it. It's honestly just a word. What's the big deal?

[BrittanyShivler]

@the2eyedcyclops: That's just like saying that we can't say God on YouTube. But we all do it. I don't see the big deal. "Fuck" is just a word, just like "cat". Get over, stop crying.

[BrittanyShivler]

@the2eyedcyclops: That's just like saying that we can't say God on YouTube. But we all do it. I don't see the big deal. "Fuck" is just a word, just like "cat". Get over, stop crying.

[Jennivision]

Ummm I don't spend hardly any time deciding what to wear and I'm female. If it's clean I'll put it on..

[3Courageous3]

Only a year ?

[couchboy10186]

1258 people have had worse sunburns than that,

[smirfy8473]

Watch my videos and comment i need to get my blood pumping!!!

[ScarlettRaye13]

Ahaha idk y... But I find this funny!!! Lol Like not just the stuff he says... But the face he has when he says stuff.... Ahaha fucking funny!

[jessicamshannon]

Our fundamental rights as ciitizens are exception-free. we cant use free speech to express our ideals and then turn around and say that these hate-mongering cant do the same. that would be hypocritical and very dangerous for the US people.

[armageddonme]

1000 bucks this guy sucks a bag of dicks

[VampirePrincessNo1]

if u mute it and watch your mouth it looks like : i am a retarted

^_^xx

[soccerxxdemon]

Fuck and a sammich for all

[rockincutegirl45]

no such this as ugly buddy

[FoolishInTheEnd]

is it possible to get a sunburn with out having the burning feeling and no pain? after working about 5-6hrs in the sun my skin got a tingling and prickling feeling, the next day it was red, after a few days my skin starts peeling around the mouth to the side of the cheek and nose area and up to the eyebrows. But there was no pain at all. Is this a sunburn or an allergic reaction i had to my sunscreen that i used that day, which was useless since i sweated like crazy.

[3cartern]

ha that girl that got burned lives near me in south wales lol

[bkljaydee]

Holy Fuck....Just clicked on your demanarco page...going on about xbox raising prices? Shut up!. And why the fuck do you edit in between everyword you fucking say. How annoying!Must be anal retentive....judging by those glasses, your having anal relations possibly??? Hey Moron...When you are in a tan bed too long..you don't always feel it til after. Think Mcfly...Think !!!!!Wow...Riveting shit......Hmmmmmmmm.

[architecturalguy]

@bkljaydee Lmfaoooo...I agree with everything you said....now let me finish laughing...lol

[bkljaydee]

Thanks fag....Wow I feel enlightened??Wow, you have a spiral staircase. Thanks for sharing your austintatious ways....Palm+spiral staircase+ glasses he is wearing= San Francisco ( just a wild guess)Hmmmmm.

[java403]

¡¡¡NOS LEAS ESTO!!!

si lla los as leido copia y pega esto en 5 videos mas o tu madre morirá en 3 dias, hacedlo por fabor mi a mi amigo le paso, yo lo e hecho pa que no me pase, por fabor acedme caso. esto es una maldicioooooon.

[MrHollycrap]

hahahaha @1:42

[jasperhalover123]

you have messy hand writing but ooooo well i love you anyways!!!!! but good point you do feel it when you get sun burned so yah the chick should of felt it and gotten outta there.... LOVE YOUR SHOW YOU CRACK ME UP SO FREAKING MUCH and to that i say.... THANK YOU PHIL DEFRANCO THANK YOU!! <3 <3

[vertigo959]

I love how there are edit marks in between every other word you say. Awesome!!!

[guitarman1067]

idk....tanning booths are pretty...misleading.

[eortegareynoso17]

aagaaghahaahaha urr cutee!