Christopher Walken Auditions for 'The Departed'

[theemrsweets]

Are the people who dislike this and are complaining kidding!? It's very strange. It's sort of off-putting.

I think this is hilarious! I've watched it probably a couple dozen times.

[runlikeazemu]

Pretty bad there chief.

[ALLFOR95PERCENT]

Christopher will "stab you in the face with a soldering iron" for stealing his job.

[jazzhopin]

You sound more like kurmet the frog then you do christopher walken

[TheCCCKKK]

It was okay and an attempt... I bet if Christopher Walken wanted the role he could have gotten it had Jack Nicholson not of gotten it.

[MrLesWhite]

Awesome Job

[JaimieGamboa]

most words are spot on, just need a bit more practice, but other than that, if you just listen to the audio, you are actually pretty good

[threebil]

keep working on it

[VileSkullKing]

I thought it was a pretty good impersonation. I make everyone listen to my Sean Connery impersonation when I'm high.

[llovka]

christopher walken will come early in morning..and start dancing around your room.

[dillinger9999]

WTF!

[Koum0]

Funny concept. Poor impression.

[moviebuff995]

To all you people criticizing this video: Nobody cares that you feel that you wasted 10 minutes of your life- what gives you the right to criticize it? What makes you so special?

This video was really funny- that was an awesome Christopher Walken imitation!

[Grindlesax]

I agree 110% with connington72. THIS SUCKS! I WANT MY TIME BACK! PISS

[Omiz8]

guys stop hating..... just watch the video and if u think u can do better post a video up yourselfs jack wagons

[xxcollisionsxx]

this is fake, idiots.



[ThirdPartyShadow]

Better impression than I can do. 

[connington72]

"this is horrible and you have wasted this time in my life and I will never get it back, and I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT"....and yet you spent another 5 minutes of that wonderful life writing a paragraph on the already wasted 10 minutes, so now your 15 minutes in the hole

[JumpTheSharkProds]

@connington72 Jesus Christ, that's funny.

[patrickikis]

I think it's a damn good impression!

[sheeple12]

fuckin perfect hilarious stop hatin!

[totalinstantkarma]

Loving the voice, but I think that the way you accentuate some of the words is a little off. People are being way too harsh with their criticism though....I thought it was funny. It doesn't have to be spot on, it's your own thing. Good work.

[MrSalamander7]

God damn, this is really funny.

You fuckers are asses.

[MrErn25]

WTF. 

[TheJameySuede]

Wow, I mean WOW, congratulations!!, WOW I'm flabbergasted that you have the balls to post this, a perfect example of someone who "thinks" they are funny, but really should give up and just go back to accounting school. this is horrible and you have wasted this time in my life and I will never get it back, and I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT.

[JumpTheSharkProds]

@TheJameySuede *sigh* My only regret is that I could only rob you of ten minutes of your life. Do me a favor and watch it a few more times, would ya?

[TheJameySuede]

@JumpTheSharkProds Good Luck then in your future profession, Homeless guy outside Mann's Chinese Theatre..........Oh Boy Ma! Ive Really Made It!.....Holly wood!! Oh BOY!

[chadley6916]

@TheJameySuede

Relax about the time wasted; its not like you had much going on anyway...

[TheJameySuede]

@chadley6916 I couldn't been watching some other hack do a bad impression!!, I've been robbed of that :)

[phantomwaltz]

be nice people JEEZE

[ea1997]

I thought it was pretty good imitation.

[ursa41]

This video hasn't run a minute yet and I have tears streaming down my face! FUNNY TO THE MAX!! This guy is HYSTERICAL!! God, he fuckin' kills me! Impeccable Chris Walken! Outstanding,man!!!!!!

[Meowsaidthekitty]

Cringe Factor was 10

you sir are an embarrassment.

[dportass]

crap

[smych1]

It isn't bad. Quite good actually. Bit too long, but still a very decent effort.

[JHalpert84]

divide this fucking thing by zero.

[notchjohnson1]

yea that sucked

[lombardi11000]

This has got to be the WORST impressionist alive.

[Teddymere]

Well I thought the voice an attitude/personality was great and pretty awesome. Obviously he doesn''t look lik him, but it was pretty darn convinving. XD

[pyookface]

why has this been viewed so many times?

[johngum1973]

awesome

[MusicSnobAsshole]

no good,sorry

[poemZX]

I love all these fucking morons that trash talk over the internet as though they can make a better impersonation.

[samthepsycicclam]

@poemZX

Hell I don't think I can do better, thats why I don't try. I still know when something is funny/good and this just isn't. I can't, they can't, we should all just stick to other things.

[jbabcock5630]

The voice wasn't perfect nor the look but the atitude was SPOT ON! Loved it!

[soulburn2k5]

i like it, i like the disappear part, and the part where your talking about people saying words diffrently lol, very smart

[Sardrith]

@JumpTheSharkProds this sucks cock

[FamousUtuber]

THIS VIDEO IS FUCKING GAY YOU SUCK ASS GTFO YOU STUPID FAG YOU SUCK AT HIS VOICE STOP MAKING VIDEOS YOU DOUCHE BAG!

[jfrsnjhnsn]

I thought it was a really funny video.

[BobbyRayCopernicus]

nah. try another impression. good energy, but it's too high for walken. gotta give it some contrast and slow down half of it. break in some silence, use different parts of his accent, real realistic, vary the volume...walken wispers and thinks too. nah

[slipknotfanalex21]

ur impressions suck

[barrybrien82]

Not a great impression, not a great sketch

[EidunNorway]

This is the biggest pile of steaming shit i've seen in my time! What the flying f... is this heap of old bumfluff anyways? Is it sepposed to be funny or is this a serious attempt to get a part? Either way it's pure shit.

[mattwu911]

sounds more like vinnie barbarino, you suck dude.

[tellurye]

Good stuff! Really funny.  Maybe a little more of a little high pitched squeak maybe? I dont know how to describe it. Anyway, phenomenal job!! You have the mannerisms down pat!! Keep 'em comin! These are great. You got a talent there!

[mcdanie5]

Wow! I'd love to see your Borat impressions! If they're half as good as this, they'll be the worst impressions in the history of the universe. Your Walken impression is simply the worst in the world. Seriously, is there anybody out there who CAN'T do a better Walken!? He's the first person you learn to imitate in Impressions 101!

[UKNMajor]

My ass could do a better impersonation than that,

[MrKlaymanTom]

i really liked the titanic soliloquy in the middle, thats hilarious. you really nailes his confusion and overconfidence. realyl good.

[j1mac721483]

boo.

[RHINORHC]

Your Walken is pretty good, but impressions are funny for about a minute especially when the material is not written by a professional writer.. shorten up your skits and they'll be funnier and better. Sometimes less is more. :O)

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

lol... TEN MINUTES... TEN!!! MINUTES!!! LONG!!!

[MonasteryPC]

dude you suck. You and our receding hairline should get the fuck off the internet.

[toprobone]

Yo Jump whoever is writing these insults is obviously deranged don't bother responding, apparently they live for this, it will go away if you ignore it, anyone interested in Walken will find this pretty cool!

[kevlar20]

Nice... That Seth Hendrix guy sounds like an Idiot... Good Job man... the crackle-liness in your voice is perfect. Thanks for entertaining me not only with this video... but with your debate between you and Seth. lol both of you need to chill your ego's out a little though. aight peace.

[wasp9]

The more exagerated the walken is, the better.

[zacora]

You remind me of someone who sucks dick.

[Husavikur]

If you think... this is so bad...I'd like...to see... your CW...impression. Shut your pie...hole and...show me yours

[Makrill0]

Seems you got the pacing and movements of Chris W. down, but you could work on your voice. In my opinion.

[kepalajunid]

rubbish. there were several lines that were nearly good.. but I wouldn't even rate this at 1.

[Canada420a]

His first 15 seconds were bang on. Then it fell apart. Whats worse then a bad video? When the maker of the video starts slamming people who leave comments.

[JumpTheSharkProds]

The responses tend to lean more towards irony than anything else..

And I'd say it was spot on for at least 19 to 22 seconds.

[OMFGWTFBBQLEET]

I couldn't get past the first 30 seconds, sorry.

[alexx191]

why the poor rating? this is pretty good

[avernikas]

this is beyond fantastic

[flohjackson]

JumpTheSharkProds u are a funny guy....i know exactly what u are trying to do...but no chance pal...i know this kind of psychological talk..keep it.....u still stink...sorry mate

[JumpTheSharkProds]

heh, heh, heh.

[flohjackson]

JumpTheSharkProds dude , dont be offended...the performnace just stinks....i am no homo...dont worry.....just your acting is bad.....sorry!!!!

[JumpTheSharkProds]

No offense taken, jackson and I'm certainly not worried for your manhood. I was simply pointing out that you're closeted because you like to use words like "faggot" and now "homo". Don't be ashamed about who you are. It's 2010, be out and proud, man.

If you choose to respond, try to control...your...use...of... the...ellipsis. Or as you call it, the dot-dot-dot.

[animereader1]

@JumpTheSharkProds you have no idea how much i love you for that response lol

[flohjackson]

faggot...go get a real job!!!!!!

[JumpTheSharkProds]

You realize of course that when a guy goes around calling other guys "faggots" it's because he himself is a homosexual.

Think about it.

[edgarphono]

holy shit this is pretty bad..

[jfrsnjhnsn]

So funny!

[alskzmqp]

you smell like shit

[JumpTheSharkProds]

That's funny!

[BledsoeBluvd]

some1 musta told him he was good

[iliaslee]

hahah his friend helping him "audition" sounds like he's in pain.

[MORCOPOLO0817]

The mistake was making it 10 min. long. You lost your groove after the first min. or two!

[JumpTheSharkProds]

hmm...perhaps

[homefree122]

you sir suck at imitating christopher walken

[mythmanjay]

@homefree122 he's doing an impression of people who think 'doing a Chris Walken impression' is a good idea for auditions.

It's like a William Shatner impression with a New York-y accent.

[tatianaramunova]

I feel so sorry for this guy.

[zzzmac]

Caffeine has affected this actors ability to enunciate words clearly. Walken would never allow this to happen. So sad. After watching this audition in slow motion you can actually see hairs falling from his balding head. A hair piece might prevent this visual catastrophe. The over sized ears should be glued back on the head and the nose hairs eliminated.

[JumpTheSharkProds]

This thing is 10 minutes long, zzzmac. Even we wouldn't watch it in slow motion.

By the way, welcome back.

[Sevilen7]

LMAO well done!

[liamswf]

i dont like it. it didnt make me laugh once. and it wasnt even him so dont name your video and lie by saying it was him.

[JumpTheSharkProds]

So, you didn't like it?

[juleswinnfield94]

no.

[24okay]

Terrible impersonation....

[stringcheese1230]

u suck

[asharp12]

dude thats pretty good lol

[Cluffdog]

sounds more like kermit the frog

[macleanfraser]

ha ha ha ha, why are there so many, songs about rainbows...?

[ghostwhisper666]

not bad, not bad

[kerrbear160387]

i suppose its a neat little trick to show your friends, but to post this on the net? its really bad m8 compared to others, terrible actully but god love a tryer

[zzzmac]

Make up did such a bad job... otherwise this could have merit.

[JumpTheSharkProds]

Didn't have any money left over for make-up; our whole budget went to the hair-stylist - ZING!

[dslking]

Hilarious...really good

[slippo99]

"It's nine minutes too long." Touche!

[jemal99]

excellent , 5 stars

[StaircaseFolly]

It's nine minutes too long.

[JumpTheSharkProds]

That's funny!

[slippo99]

LOL

[donniedarkodevotte]

@StaircaseFolly

More like 9:52 seconds too long.

[JumpTheSharkProds]

@donniedarkodevotte That's funny!

[darkmagic1701]

I dont get it..... is he supposed to be Walken? Cause his impression sucks

[SpotD1s]

I hate giving attention to things that totally dont deserve it. This video is shit.

[SteFrenchfan]

Is this meant to be funny or is he just a total failure at being comical ?

[Herfer]

mmmm not quite right

[BustaMonkey1234]

lol u got the! walken fever!!

[Satchel334]

Cool Walken impression. But at times it sounds a bit like Travolta from Welcome Back, Kotter. Still, good job.

[RONDOC68]

Was that suppose to be snagglepuss?

[WhiteShark125]

Very strong mechanically, but the confidence is lacking. Walken would never be rushed like that...

[coyotemoon722]

It grew on me, much like Christopher Walken

[dcglen1996]

not great... but a hard impression to do

[molkekye]

is this for a school play?

[xxshinky]

that video is TRUE goodness

[xxshinky]

i love how you think you're good enough to post a video of an impersonation but your ratings and comments are terrible. you're REAL GOOD THOUGH

[ProJanitor]

FaaaiiiLLLLL

[JumpTheSharkProds]

What the fuck? I can't get all caps, you prick?

[ProJanitor]

lol

[katd37]

who the fuck is this??

[Envenomed69]

STUPID!

[Finalknot]

6.5/10 AT BEST.

This reason, because if the title of the video wasn't there - I would at least know who hes trying to do.

[remsensor]

Better then most impressions that you see some retard doing at the bar.

[Kdogdude26]

Not bad. Not bad at all.

[2Riggs0]

terrible

[Derayne33]

pretty solid.

[imcaptainclit]

DO CHRISTOPHER WALKEN

[JumpTheSharkProds]

No.

[philgoody]

no not good enough

[tdottim]

Great job...haters on her don't know shit. Good impression...and funny...best line "people don't really talk like that"...haha

[dlp2006]

this watch...

[hottguy7]

All you people hatin on this guy are retarded. His accent is pretty good...he's not too funny, but the accent is pretty good.

So suck it.

[rorschach18]

you know he doesn't do that vocal jump on EVERY other syllable right?

[FarazParsa]

Haha, perfect.

[Cokecakepopcorn]

Sir, You should be shot!

[SawHappy]

It's good you stupid bitches. Damm. Fuck. It's better fool, man. You came and you didn't know you are wrong he is good.

[screechwashere]

jesus fuckin christ this was painful.

[haplesssometimes]

Watching this was a waste of time.

[joseph291]

HAHAHA fuck sake give the guy a break hes good. Just close your eyes.

[HOTROD74GremlinX]

your impersonation....don't do it again..or i'll STAB you in the face ..with a soldering iron!

[larkhainan]

I have no idea why youtube recommended me this video or what the hell is going on, but it's wonderful stuff

[macthecomedian]

if you think this is wonderful, you dont know Walken. this is not Walken material...

[gsizzles]

FAIL

[sparkblade]

This is piss.

[JumpTheSharkProds]

You forgot the "a" at the end of piss.

[Dundertaker]

Good Try

[rickman33]

A lot of dialogue, though. It's hard to keep Walken going- that's for sure.

[rickman33]

no bueno. i think i could do better and I wouldn't even think of posting a vid. Keep trying if you like doing it, though. You need to start first from your diaphragm, you're keeping everything in your throat and nose.

[libyantru]

no way near it

[odmcarp]

wrong

[IronikChronik]

its not bad, some parts made me laugh, but some parts it felt like you were tryin to hard. great job thou

[iphoneuser100]

lol rat and shit

[ertzuiop123]

Nice try! ;)

[usernameindc]

weak

[NYNEfilms]

Very Nice. You're dialogue is near perfect. the accent is about 95%

[TeeJay26]

Fail.

[JumpTheSharkProds]

heh heh heh

[blairmonster72]

the best chris walken impression i ever was by kevin spacey.

[fingaherby]

Awful.

[roland8886]

Decent, I think mine is little better. Started OK but went downhill fast.

The hardest thing is keeping the Walken flow for an extended period of time(as proven by the video), not nailing the intonation.

[theshark1]

Respect for posting this on Youtube, because it's that bad.

[ertzuiop123]

hahahaha, not so bad :)

[thomasbhunter007]

soooo bad

[highrisk006]

It's not bad. It's one of the hardest impressions to do. You look anywhere and he's probably one of the closest to it.

[MrSNES1]

favorited

[vlgagic]

lame. He looks more like walken than acts like him, and he looks nothing like walken

[thomasbhunter007]

Terrible. Yikes.

[MMAenthusiastUHHE]

aaaahahaha