I wish I had said this to my Dad

[HondaCello4179]

asian parents -.-

[cartesiaLive]

what the fuck does being an honors student have to do with anything, I bet carlin woulda had somethin to say to you about that!

[264ash]

americans really are not funny -______-

[jdwilderawesome10]

11 dads watched this

[kilroy055]

@foamulator You sounded loudmouthed, hateful, and moronic in that comment. People have opinions that differ from yours, learn to live with it.

[GenericFurfag]

@foamulator Don't mean to be rude or anything but you are probably the biggest hypocrite I've ever come across. Or you're trolling which is probably the case.

[knuckleheadedninja]

I dare someone to actually say that to their dad. 

[Gantzer1]

@knuckleheadedninja yup in around abouts way then didn't speak to him for 5 years.

[ManiacMikesMansion1]

funny vid, too bad I missed out on that marioben flamewar!! Funny how it all starts because he misinterprets the vid and wears his feelings outside his clothes..

[silvestri98]

lol my names justin

[Bak3dB3an]

lol that's messed up. a hint of truth, but it's mostly parents celebrating the achievement of their flesh and blood. Pretty understandable if ya ask moi :)

[specie44]

WHY THE FUCK CANT I SHARE THISON FACEBOOK!

[Trollololololful]

@specie44 because you're a simple minded prick.

[specie44]

@Trollololololful sombodies having a bad day. did u get beat up at school again? or is it just ur period?

[IsshikiKotonashi]

@specie44 If you can't tell by his name I'm afraid there's no helping you

[specie44]

@IsshikiKotonashi O is it cuz he uses foul language?...Dude ur a fuckin asshole

[Trollololololful]

@specie44 very funny. congrats on taking caps off. big step. you may just survive, hopefully not, but maybe.

[detinUretsehcnaM]

how did I get from nujabes to this? hahaha I love george, RIP Nujabes, RIP George

[Cleiusthenes]

@detinUretsehcnaM Haha Nujabes is great, and so is George.

[mistabook]

There is NO JOKE HERE, but I'm sitting here by myself laughing until tears are running out of my eyes. It's all in the delivery, and in the idea of Justin, who I'm envisioning being about 10, cussing out his dad in the voice and sensibility of George Carlin. Brilliant.

[Koonartio]

@IfYouThinkItsButter I have four words for YOU....shut the fuck up.

[skillz139]

you simple minded prick

[xrandyj51x]

my name is Justin.

[thinkertank1]

One day at the dinner table my brother asked my Dad to please pass the ketchup. My dad responded by saying "what's with this pleeeeeassse pass the ketchup shit, (talking like an elite snob),? If you want it just say you fucking want it and I'll give it to you"!

[mistabook]

@thinkertank1 I sense that you've already figured this out, but your dad is a moron.

[wilsonsmilk]

and yeah. respect should not be automatic, it should be earned! right on mr carlin.

[ak47muha]

hahahahahahaha 

[rockerfurby10]

My dad called George Carlin one of his heroes. This ain't too bad.

[LadyYuzuki]

*after being in an argument with my mother*

Me: Fuck you.

Mother: Fuck you, too.

It runs in the family.

[cheperth]

I wish i had said this to my dad.

[szqsk8]

Simple-minded prick. LOL!  That was my Dad.

[batrama310]

Makes you wanna record this onto a device so you can carry it around for "family reunions"

[skysamfreeman]

No matter what the subject matter is, there is ALWAYS a fight about God on Carlin's videos. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

[aalsmadi1]

i have little brothers, and if they tell me they're fucking up in school i'm hurt, because i love them, and want them to succeed, not because i validate myself through them. i'm not even their father and i feel this way, now i imagine the emotional and chemical attachment that a parent has over his child, and i can see why they worry so much.

for some one who talks so much about the wonders of science and evolution, you should learn about the links that we've developed so our offspring survive.

[unfortunatebeam]

He says the same thing about mom's too, to his credit. He's definately equal opportunity. Remember in "It's Bad for ya" when he said "Fuck you mom, they're your tits, you deal with them" or something to that effect, which I thought was way more bad ass considering it's pretty easy to say "fuck you dad" in a soceity that is often anti-father considering the horrible divorce laws and poisonous steretypes in the media.

Having said that, my mom and dad are lovely people and I love them both.

[SuperDriedFruit]

It's funny how most (not all) of the replies to "MARIOBEN1" are just as retarded, if not more, than the original comment.

[CrydConfidently]

I love George Carlin, I really do. I can understand a lot of what he says... but then there are a lot of things (as a child psyche major) that I don't agree with. I usually ignore it and take it in good stride as a joke, but i don't always agree.

[MARIOBEN1]

My reply to you is this. Upon reading what you said about my father...

I will pray for you. You clearly have no idea about what you are saying.

May GOD forgive you for what you said. I forgive you. If you have an ounce of decency, either see what you said as wrong and accept God's and my forgiveness or just stop this entire discussion.

I will not be looking for your reply. I am moving on. Good bye

[CrydConfidently]

@MARIOBEN1 trolls don't need your prayers, trolls need you to ignore them. they do it to get a rise out of you. just ignore them and usually they go on to troll other people.

[MaherLeary]

@MARIOBEN1 you have the freedom to feel however you may about this, that is a "god" given right, however I want you to understand that there is no god, there never has been, and there never will be. God is a fictional character who was created by those in power for the express purpose of manipulating simple-minded, if well meaning, people like you. However since I find it highly unlikely I can convince you of the truth, I have only this to say: don't take anything personally, and have a nice day

[ImUrBoyToy2662]

Fuck you dad!

[leepialong]

@MARIOBEN1 , i'm glad your dad died when u were young. now he can suck on Satin's dic in HELL. open your ur damn brain. still waiting for your reply

[winkledorf17]

@leepialong hell isn't real, fuck yo' couch

[unfortunatebeam]

@leepialong wtf is your problem you creep? You're telling people to "open their damn brain" and you're going around leaving posts like that? Get real and grow the fuck up.

[Nitrinoxus]

Six people are proud to be obedient, soul-dead, conformist members of the American consumer culture.

[RockerJack15]

unfortunately this clip doesnt show the entire bit so i feel like a bunch of people are getting the wrong idea about george carlin

[MARIOBEN1]

By the way - whoever you are, my parents loved me. IF I were so low as to say f*** Y** to my father, I would feel like a worthless soul.

[MaherLeary]

@MARIOBEN1 hey asshole here is a lesson you would do well to learn, no subject is sacred. you losing your dad doesn't set a precedent for those of us who haven't, my dad was an unemployed alcoholic loser, that does not make me feel as though people shouldn't make jokes about unemployed alcoholic losers. oh yeah he also used to beat my mom, and myself. again, jokes against domestic abuse are not off limits.

[CrydConfidently]

@MaherLeary jokes are only funny when they are offensive material. no jokes are offlimits. all jokes are done at someone else's expense. it keeps our world going around.

[MaherLeary]

@CrydConfidently that is not true. there are a lot of funny jokes not at others expense' I was simply saying that people take things far too seriously, and they put too much value into meaningless words. we are nothing more than animated dust, on a tiny marble orbiting a slighlty larger ball of fire in a universe too vast for any human to even begin to comprehend. so yeah "fuck you dad."

[MaherLeary]

@CrydConfidently and also FYI I am not a troll, I am just someone far more cynical than you can possibly comprehend, and I am just trying to spare someone pain in the long run.

[MARIOBEN1]

If saying F*** Y** to your father is funny to you, You are lost.

[yatter1]

@MARIOBEN1 Maybe some people just have pricks for parents. Ask fraulein Fritzell.

[BansheeMilk]

Brilliant. Adults should have their own acheivements

[ErizotDread]

@MARIOBEN1

wow...only 2 comments in before the person who takes comedy too seriously chimes in with his chiding, scolding lecture...awesome!

[tommunist10]

@MARIOBEN1 hey, my dad's dead, I don't remember what his voice sounds like, I actually have 0 memories of him because I was 2 when he died.

But this is fucking hilarious.

[azsdgnsfogn]

@MARIOBEN1 I have five words for you - Blow It Out Your Ass.

[AlbinosaurusR3X]

@MARIOBEN1 Seriously? Get a life.

[unfortunatebeam]

@AlbinosaurusR3X I think marioben is the last person here that needs to get a life out of all these puke stain contempable assholes responding to him

[AlbinosaurusR3X]

@unfortunatebeam That's fine, but you have to admit it's an exercise in stupidity to seek out a joke about someone's father, then try to throw out some (probably made up) sob story and expect other people to care. They don't. They came to laugh, and that's what they're doing. Myself included. You should too. It's good for you.

[smikesmike05]

@MARIOBEN1 calm down, dude. this is comedy. don't like it? no need to try to ruin it for everyone else.

[DonTheTurtleDude]

@MARIOBEN1 there's a difference between loving parents and parents that use children to better themselves. Listen to what george is accualy saying.

[imthetank3]

@MARIOBEN1 you need a sense of humor and a sense to look at things in a different way.

[milinm]

@MARIOBEN1 just because you lost your father doesnt mean that THIS isnt funny.

[jurv10]

@MARIOBEN1 why have shame for finding something funny? what is shame really? go have your moral masturbation and self pleasuring party somewhere else.

[Nitrinoxus]

@MARIOBEN1 "Reject" and "humorous".

Carlin was more referring to the parents who pressure their children to do well in school so that they feel good for raising an honors student, with little regard for the stress this applies to the child.

I have nothing against genuinely-loving parents, and I am sorry for your loss. But parents who place their child's scholastic achievements before the mental health of their child are creating problems down the line, probably without even realizing it.

[Shnerkenferter]

@MARIOBEN1 Have u checked under the couch? Most of my lost shit turns up under there

[MisterArse]

@Shnerkenferter that made me laugh so hard that i have hiccups now, you bastard

[niblocorn1993]

@Shnerkenferter hahahahaha nice

[unfortunatebeam]

@Shnerkenferter fuck you asshole.

[niblocorn1993]

@MARIOBEN1 air marshal carlin says go fuck yourself

[jonesphillip25]

@MARIOBEN1 I have to words...Fuck you :)

[SuperDriedFruit]

@jonesphillip25 two*

[unfortunatebeam]

@jonesphillip25 Why? You dirty piece of shit prick

[jonesphillip25]

@unfortunatebeam ???

[joshgearey]

@MARIOBEN1 I FUCKING LOVED THIS BRIEF MOMENT

my fathers a mother fucker

[FiHuvWix]

@MARIOBEN1 hahahaha, this comment made me laugh

[unfortunatebeam]

@FiHuvWix I agree totally with him. And I think your a pathetic asshole.

[FiHuvWix]

@unfortunatebeam That's nice pal, so you think I'm a pathetic asshole because I find the fact that someone actually brought up the forgiveness of "God" in a George Carlin stand up video... Your logic is flawed; I however do not think you're pathetic for replying. Just funny how you all get worked up when the point is to have a nice laugh xD

[FlyingPinkUnicorn]

@unfortunatebeam When calling someone a pathetic asshole, it's a good idea to not blow basic English while doing it. It makes you look stupid.

[Ibiku456]

@MARIOBEN1 Don't get offended. His stand up bit was about the need for parents to earn respect and rejecting the "honor thy mother/father no matter what" bullshit that most cultures teach. If your father was a good man and deserving of respect, great, respect him. But don't think everyone else has the same relationship with his/her father.

[Mrbladerade]

@MARIOBEN1 I have this strange feeling that maybe JUST MAYBE, George Carlin wasn't talking about your dad.... don't take everything so goddamn personally, no wonder nobody can have any fun anymore...

[MoragTong]

@MARIOBEN1

you lost your father?

ah, he'll turn up eventually...

[bmit989]

@MoragTong I will be keeping him in my thoughts. where between my ass hurts in this chair andl ets fuck the watress.

[RogerabbitGosu]

@MoragTong

Really want to give you 2 thumbs up, one for the comment and the other for the name! Morrowind forever <3

[MoragTong]

@RogerabbitGosu morrowind FOR - FUCKIN' - EVER! one of very few fancy 3d modern (i know it's almost 10 years old, but you know what i mean) games of any substance. how incredible was it to make it so immersive by clicking on fuckin' topics o.0

also, spellmaking (lol skyrim's 3 and a half spells), vivec, vivec city, ordinators, telvanni, the morag tong, and vvanderfell is HUGE!

and everyone should read 36 lessons of vivec. google it!

[RogerabbitGosu]

@MoragTong

Indeed, just fucking travelling around all the dunmer island areas like Tel Mora etc... Man I haven't played Morrowind in so long... I need to play that game again, its so damn good, I have the GOTY edition right next to me! Just aint put it on this PC :( Had so much depth to it, if you didn't really want to get into the game you just couldn't, it didn't just give you the answers to everything u gotta do. Its like your off a ship, here is a note, good luck have fun :)

[TheLockon00]

@MARIOBEN1 Well, was your father taller or shorter than 6 feet? If he's taller, you might be in trouble. As George said, things bigger than 6 feet never come back on their own.

[playerdepimp]

hahahaha

[terravires2]

me to!

[SaerdnaOoOoo]

Something I have in common is that most people around me tend to dislike bringing deep stuff to any discussion. Only trivial shit and smug fat faces around here. Narcissistic simple minded smug sheep. But yet I love them and hate them at the same time.

[MsLilithJS]

I had a good Dad, at least to me. I'm not sure my teachers would agree if they knew the situation. When I had a project, I did about 30% of it and he did the rest. Unfortunately, he died when I was 11, so he wasn't there to help me in high school.

[Xmaggot93X]

I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE THIS BIT.

That's how good I am at George Carlin.

[ohaidare]

lolololol

[ediegocalvillo]

Amen to that

[nsd1901]

should've been said in my house a LONG time ago

[flystudios1719]

hehehe my dad likes george carlin and my name is justin and he asked me how math was going.......

[StonyNative]

pass the cherrios



[ilikevines]

Fuck you, Dad.

[migueleato]

@ilikevines That's the best thing I can ever say to my dad bro.

[unfortunatebeam]

@migueleato why "bro"? What did your dad do to you?

[SebKnowlton]

The world is definitely a less special place without George Carlin

[dogstarserious]

I WISH YOU WOULD NAME THE VIDEO APPROPRIATELY SO PEOPLE THAT ARE LOOKING FOR GOOD VIDS CAN FIND SOME SHIT ASSHOLE!

[PaintGuru24]

@dogstarserious your actually searching for a legit video titled "I wish I had said this to my dad" or something like it? and how tight are you on time that anybody who apparently wastes 23 seconds of it is an asshole? you aught to reflect on these questions and maybe determine (with a months hindsight) whetehr or not you might have over reacted and are in fact an asshole yourself

[jonea16]

Me too man, me too.