Come on, Larry, Swiss Army Knife! You not only have a spoon, but a knife, fork, saw, scissors, magnifying glass, pliers, toothpick and tweezers! I'm still waiting for the one with the automatic necktie fastener, shower drain clog remover and rototiller attachment. The Swiss Army Knife people promised it years ago, but they keep delaying the rollout with vague statements of "engineering difficulties." We all know they're under the thumb of the shower drain clog liquid manufacturing monopoly.
I always carry sugar because there is someone, somewhere, who has bitter coffee.... and that fateful day will come where for that brief moment I will be a hero. Oh well.
Then course the classic advice is "always carry a towel". And in fact, you can use a towel, or a corner of it, and replicate the function of the spoon in a way. But it's a way that probably won't make you very happy. A spoon on the other hand is not a good substitute for a towel. Unless you were using the towel on soup.
Come on, Larry, Swiss Army Knife! You not only have a spoon, but a knife, fork, saw, scissors, magnifying glass, pliers, toothpick and tweezers! I'm still waiting for the one with the automatic necktie fastener, shower drain clog remover and rototiller attachment. The Swiss Army Knife people promised it years ago, but they keep delaying the rollout with vague statements of "engineering difficulties." We all know they're under the thumb of the shower drain clog liquid manufacturing monopoly.
reluctantpopstar 1 year ago
Especially if it's Jelly Bean Soup!
themarkofpolo 1 year ago
I always carry sugar because there is someone, somewhere, who has bitter coffee.... and that fateful day will come where for that brief moment I will be a hero. Oh well.
I love your stuff!!!
crazybrenden 2 years ago
Then course the classic advice is "always carry a towel". And in fact, you can use a towel, or a corner of it, and replicate the function of the spoon in a way. But it's a way that probably won't make you very happy. A spoon on the other hand is not a good substitute for a towel. Unless you were using the towel on soup.
psylentlarry 2 years ago
He cheers me up, I can watch Lost Skeleton over and over :)
hotheadEM 2 years ago
I remember when I used to feel that way..
fondueset01 2 years ago
Sadly, there are areas of this country where that's not legal. That's why I'm a card-carrying member of the National Spoon Association.
MaxWellton 2 years ago
Well, I have to admit that this is the best piece of advice that I've ever heard.
I will do that from now on.
zipperaward 2 years ago