Diet Plan

[BaraSkit07]

He doesn't know the word Smörgåsbord. Funny stuff. Truly.

[Diktarspire]

I just started a napkin-diet. Ain't working out too well though.

[ecopoliticalczar]

Your house and yard are nice from the outside, dude.

[Snakepliskinist]

I have a 25 lb. weight vest, two 20 lb. arm weights, and two 20 lb. leg weights. I wear them to build muscle, but they also simulate being fat. Going through life with that much extra weight always choking you would be exhausting and horrible. Even as tiring as I find it, I don't have the associated atherosclerosis that genuinely fat people have. Living with a body like that for the sake of appetite fulfillment is like robbing Peter to pay Paul.

[HighPriceComedy]

try adkins?

[Neospherelove2]

I don't know about other individuals but I can tell you that my family experienced tremendous achievement with DietOramy eating plan (google it, there are lots of data regarding it) - we all work with it and our physicians are shocked with the outcomes which came so quickly.

[jowel1992]

My mate has been adhering to DietOramy diet plan (found on Google) for around a few months now and she already lost the majority of her body fat now - I'm attempting to speak her into fitness, but she is just loyal to her DietOramy...

[potatomanjr]

Yamon da fuck...

[jakeisurpimp]

Oh my science, amazingatheist you are fucking fat

[ratonL]

@jakeisurpimp OMS!, indeed.

[WonderfulDenmark]

What the ruck are you doing with shoes on?

[staggo3000]

tj, how tall ae you? my guess is 6 ft 4

[21Sig]

@staggo3000 He's 6 foot 7. Roughly

[staggo3000]

@21Sig so, hes taller than the average door, and wider

[21Sig]

@staggo3000 Lol, but he has said many times he's 6' 7". And at 3:06 he is almost as tall as the door. 

[Plasticplas1]

how did the tree taste??

[GRRJayyy]

you'd look kinda like Ryan Dunn if you lost weight, and thats a compliment

[MrXGLWalker]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

oh.......sorry........

[MrSharpenis]

youre not that fat.

[kaitzerragritz]

this should be flagged because of the sexual content

[Can51427]

@kaitzerragritz thats why im here :D

[kaitzerragritz]

@Can51427 Well, I also do enjoy big titties. But not so much with this big amount of hair...

[persiankapone21]

ur fat as shit

[ViciousOval]

Isn't filet mignon nature's filet mignon? As far as I know, there's nothing unnatural about a slice of cow.

[Pakanahymni]

Lol at americans being inable to say "smörgåsbord."

[TheStare251]

What is that stuff at 1:20?

[nictherocker]

@TheStare251 Reeses peanut butter cups

[addehellbergbajs]

smörgåsbord

[rolficus]

pine cones natures fillrt minion

[rolficus]

lol

[ForDahLulz]

An Atheist who talks and rants about things that are likely to attract more negative comments then positively feedback led comments, all while accepting his physique? And shows his lumps and rolls of being fat on camera to THOSE HATERS?! He even bites down on a cheeseburger like a revolting caveman TO THOSE HATERS?!?! I'm gonna need a truck for the massive amounts of respect you'll be getting from me.

[TheMrPisstaker]

i respect people who except who they are

[corneater23]

look at that belly ..sexy if only i could kiss it

[oibl88]

man you make nice atheist videos but you should've never taken your shirt off and post a video and youtube.. not funny at all...

[TheLerandom]

Lisa needs braces...

[zachzilla26]

This Video made me break down crying, it was so funny.

[Casper3417]

try wrapping the pinecons in bacon first

[Horrie10]

eat more bananas TJ ;)

[OGTupacShakur]

@garysquirrelreviews FANTASTIC spelling!! retard..

[GoKurtGo21]

DIET PLAN: EAT FRUIT INSTEAD OF SHOVING IT UP YOUR ASS.

[soulsistah102]

@GoKurtGo21 haven't you ever seen south park?? it's all the same!

[Ostrasize]

@soulsistah102 It's not all the same, have you seen South Park??

[soulsistah102]

@Ostrasize Yes, they've learned how to eat by sticking the food up their ass- spoiler alert, it comes out of your mouth ;)

[Ostrasize]

@soulsistah102 Oh LMFAO, didn't see what the other person said you replied to.

[ringwormhk]

GET IN MA' BELLY!

[mepage79]

ewww this is gross

[punkrocker539]

i tried a vegan diet. i didn't last 3 hours. i love meat to much

[3vanfilms]

very clever and true.

[terrorfinder3]

TJ You could do your Vlog while walking around that wood or a park or whatnot

[CriesCyanide]

I love your man boobs :)

[wiccanmoonman]

Nice tits. LOL

[wiccanmoonman]

I'm on a seefood diet.

[Blasthood]

Well hopefully it will be worth the weight.

[bboots100]

Please, please never take your shirt off on YouTube again! Or anywhere....

[tonyab09]

@toomuchreplys WHY IS THERE SO MANY REPLYS!!!

[Zephyesa]

WHY AM I SO FAT?

Um because your a disgusting lazy pig that eats junk food every day, thats why dumbass.

[EDDlEMEDUZA]

@Zephyesa *you're

[Zephyesa]

@EDDlEMEDUZA *your

[EDDlEMEDUZA]

@Zephyesa *facepalm*

[Zephyesa]

@EDDlEMEDUZA *facepa'lm*

[EDDlEMEDUZA]

@Zephyesa You're ovbiosly a troll.

[Zephyesa]

@EDDlEMEDUZA obviously*

[EDDlEMEDUZA]

@Zephyesa Oh, sorry for making a typo.

[Zephyesa]

@EDDlEMEDUZA u made 2 in one word, and an easy word too, face it dude your just a dumb fuck.

[EDDlEMEDUZA]

@Zephyesa rofl

[Zephyesa]

@EDDlEMEDUZA rotflmfao

[EDDlEMEDUZA]

@Zephyesa wikihow (dot) com/Use-You're-and-Your

[JeXsXsXe]

@Zephyesa

Are you training to be an English teacher, knob?

[WeeItsNookies]

@Zephyesa uhh you know hes just making fun of himself so asshat idiots like yourself say shit like that right? Theres a lot of people out there thats smart enough to eat as they please.

[Zephyesa]

@Zephyesa he funny cause hes fat

[DollaBiIIz]

This proof that hating white people is disgusting and bad for you.

[Zephyesa]

@DollaBiIIz the white people murder world wide 100,000,000 of their own in clinics and hospitals every year, so theres nothing wrong with hating a race that already hates itself so much.

[CarosFinest]

@Zephyesa as long as you talking about black and white race and thinking they are different,youre a racist.humans are all the same,you dont go around and say there are black or white dogs,they are just dogs,the only difference is the way you raise them,the culture and/or surrounding situation.few hundred years ago,most black slaves were sold to whites by other africans,every nation,race,culture,whatever has done good and bad things.open your mind,human.we arent black or white,we are one.

[Zephyesa]

@CarosFinest lol you live in a bubble dude, take that pretty we are one speech to east LA, and see if you leave alive.

[CarosFinest]

@Zephyesa doesnt change the truth.you behave like a racist,i cant change it.its just a fact that you are thinking the wrong way.im almost feeling sorry for you.YOU live in a bubble,with your eyes shut.

[Zephyesa]

@CarosFinest I think you need to look at your own racism, which is the double standards you apply for whats racist or not, if some black people walked past you and said out loud they were black and proud you would applaud them, but if some white people did the same you would condemn them, and dont you dare deny this.

[CarosFinest]

@Zephyesa what the ....?excuse me but that is exactly my point,because i also dont tolerate racism from black or jewish or asian or whatever people.maybe i missunderstood it,but i thought you are black and writing racist things about white people.so,our complete conversation is the proof that your last comment was alittle bit senseless.why the heck should i support such things.we are all human.nobody is a better person or something special because of his colour.inside were the same.

[CarosFinest]

@Zephyesa you cant just write something about "doublestandards",i never said anything in this direction.

(excuse my bad english please,im from germany)

[Zephyesa]

@CarosFinest yes I can, because people who are always ranting on about racism are always pointing the finger at white people as being the sole perpetrators of this behaviour and other races who do the same thing they just ignore.

[CarosFinest]

@Zephyesa im sorry to ask,but is it possible your english is worse then mine?i verbally "attacked" you for your behaviour ,which was racist in my eyes,and from the beginning on i thought i spoke with a black person.i dont make a fucking difference.do you even read my comments?i got no problems calling black or arab people nazibastards,if they behave racist.so my point is:yes there are these people like you describe them,but saying were all like this is racist!because i am not like this.

[Zephyesa]

@CarosFinest I am whats regarded as a mutant, I am neither black nor white, yet I am both in peoples eyes, I see myself as neither, I dont regard race as important, I am just me!

[CarosFinest]

@Zephyesa thank you,thats exactly what i wanted to say the whole time!because i really dont think that some people have the right to pick on others just because they are different coloured.no matter if they are black or white.

[CarosFinest]

@Zephyesa theres one thing i got to say:you are not just you.WE ALL ARE ONE!

[Zephyesa]

@CarosFinest WRONG!! That is whats called as a mind meld, which is socialism, which is slavery to the greater mass instead of being the most important part of humanity, which is the INDIVIDUAL! A forest only exists because it is made up of many seperate trees, it does not exist as ONE GREAT TREE! We are first and foremost abover anything else, even family, INDIVIDUALS! WE ARE NOT BORG!!!!

[CarosFinest]

@Zephyesa but we should work and live together in harmony.of course there are thousands of different trees,but all of them have the same goal,to live and to grow!and so are humans and also animals.every living being should be in harmony,thats what i call paradise.you dont seperate the different kinds of trees,all of them together is a forest,one forest.we are all humans,one humanity.of course everbody thinks another way,but our roots are the same.everthing wants to live.and so we are brothers.

[Zephyesa]

@CarosFinest we are individuals above all else. 

[CarosFinest]

@Zephyesa of course,not even twins are the same.everything differs from everything,two pitbulls with exactly the same colours are still individuals,but the roots....we are all living beings,we have the same goal,live,grow,and expand,but this should happen in harmony,humans are intelligent enough to understand that every other living being wants exactly the same.racism is every lifeforms enemy.it lets us work against each other.i want to live,you want to live,a tree wants to live.unity.

[Zephyesa]

@CarosFinest racism is what keeps the human race cultures more seperate and distinct from one another, and therefore gives more indenity for individuals.

[CarosFinest]

@Zephyesa it keeps them closeminded,together they would be so much more efficient and better with everything,science,economics etc.as long as you fence of yourself you will be alone.a single chain segment is worthless.you wrote:"I dont regard race as important, I am just me!".

so why do you now sound like you would defend racism?we are all humans,nobody is like the person next to him,but if everybody would be understanding his neighbours actions,hate wouldnt be necessary anymore.harmony.

[Zephyesa]

@CarosFinest sorry but the human race is not meant for harmony, because that would be the end of us, all our accomplishments, progress and history are based on one thing and that is conflict, its the oil that keeps us moving, without it we would simply stagnate and wither away, and racism IS part of that conflict, we can always get along and like/love someone of another race, but pride in ones own race over others will always be a natural part of human relations.

[CarosFinest]

@Zephyesa if you understand every living being surrounding you,you will be happy.everything has a reason.racism is ingorance to this fact.compassion.if some one is angry because of your words,try to understand why he is,what happened to him back in time etc.understand why a racist is a racist.you cant be angry.in fact,every anger about anything is misunderstanding.if you understand a situation,why you should be angry?live in harmony,see the reasons.so the paradise will come.

[CarosFinest]

@Zephyesa people are the same,its just the culture and who they were raised which forms their minds and opinions.you also shouldnt forget manipulation trough lying media.the guys above want the people to think like this.it makes them easier to control.why is israel allowed to steal a country and kill the people which lived there or suppress them?nobody dares to say its bad,but we germans still have to justify ourselves for our grandfathers sins.this is not justice,its business.

[KellyKorean]

Seriously.. Is it really that hard.. You don't need no retarded Vegan diet.

What do you need?

Workout, man. Ofcourse diet is the key to losing weight. Diet is just as important as working out, BUT, there is a difference between the diet I'm talking about and the diet you faggots are talking about.

The diet I'm talking about is eating 5-7 small meals a day of healthy lean meat and your vitamin and healthy carb intake.

This will keep your metobolism high, which burns your body fat %.

[davesnothere26]

You do got some serious tits there.

[xXxXInspireMeXxXx]

dammit...now I want a burger >.<

[Altair122122332345]

WHY AM I SO FAT?!?!?! ROFL

[TheLongestMile]

by the way can anyone name that song...in the beginning

[TheLongestMile]

TJ I wonder if you read your comments! but i always favorite and like your vids and this one is exceptionally hilarious

[TheAishwaryabasnyat]

Hi had you ever tried the Acuspeed 24 Diet (do a google search)? I keep hearing some unbelivable talk about it and my sister burned a lot of pounds on it.

[Chandgee100]

yo.. have you tried the Acuspeed 24 Diet (do a search on google)? I am told some incredible things about it and my sis shed lots of fat doing it.

[chantal1235]

lol great video ... we live in mysterious times i cant work out why you are over wieght .. maybe you should send this video to the TV show "Unsolved Mysteries" yes i think Dennis Farina could help solve this puzzle.

[pinxieanime]

You have bigger boobs than I do :O

[mellamosean]

@pinxieanime

Don't worry, not everybody can have the curves possessed by this man.

[Natashajb]

abs are gross anyway.

/eats more chocolate.

[VicFranklyn]

Funny as hell but you need to go to the biggest loser where Bob would whip your fat ass into shape big time real fast man.

[BeatleFloydify]

That blubber makes you look sexier.

[Bobzination11]

damn you when you ate that burger, you triggered off my MUST HAVE BURGER KING genes!

[violetxrain]

Being vegan's easy. Oreos are vegan.

[blablaohlala]

This video gave me a six pack from laughing so hard. Thanks TJ:) By the way, favorited!!!

[SunStrokeCactus]

that is true, fat atheist is fat

[dev02ify]

@SunStrokeCactus Plenty of fatass Christians.

[ryuuk96]

I'm on the vegan diet. The cheeseburger eating scene made my mouth water ><

[mentalfeed70]

@ryuuk96 are you serious? that burger looked nasty! if your gonna eat a burger eat a well made one that actually taste better than average!

[RDBeatnik]

Damn, what an intense couch workout. Slow down there, speed demon!

[Unluckymejt]

Just a fat cunt seeking attention. Piggy.

[TMcLovin69]

lost about 90 pounds in 9 months just from training Muay Thai and eating fiber....lots and lots of fiber. I fart and poop a lot.

[Flepus]

hilarious!

[psycicpowers]

lol, people are taking this comedy video a little to seriously

[451ianDragonist]

You know ShockOfGod liked those man titties...

[RyouuichiKun15]

When you stop eating as much = your body will store less and less fat

if you do just minimul excersize = your body fat will burn up even faster

and what happened is lost liek 80 pounds in a mere two weeks

Twas all basically an issue of willpower to stop eating so much junkfood and fast wood but i couldn't have done it if others hadn't help me in time

i hope TJ would go on a diet and get skinny and be a lil' happy.

[darthvaderyoda]

1) Doing minimal exercise may cause you too burn more fat in the short term, but what do you think burns more: Running, or watching TV?

2) You cannot lose 40 pounds in one week. You only can, safely, lose 2 pounds per week. 40, is impossible and highly unlikely.

[RyouuichiKun15]

@darthvaderyoda

well may be AI did exaggerated a bit, still getting confused in your capitalist currency or w/e

Never said, Twas Safe or easy tho

[TheGoodThought]

@darthvaderyoda You do know this is comedy, right?

[darthvaderyoda]

If you look at what I was writing to, you would see I was responding to RyouuichiKun15 's comment.

[TheGoodThought]

@darthvaderyoda Oh sorry lol

[werewolf873]

@darthvaderyoda i beg to differ i didnt lose 40 in week but i lost 60 in 1 monrh

[TearsOfWar1]

@darthvaderyoda You know what really burns off the fat very fast? Hyperventilating.

[darthvaderyoda]

@TearsOfWar1 I gotta try that/

[mellamosean]

@RyouuichiKun15

Losing 80 pounds is not normal at all...People trying to lose wait should be happy with 8 pounds in 2 weeks.

[RyouuichiKun15]

Pesronally for me: it was genetic and i ate a lot

so the first step was for me to get to eat less

this is usually is the hardest part and i did not have enough will power

You need the help of your family and friends i asked my parents to not buy Bread or chocolate or any of junk food that had Cholesterol in it and i asked my friends to keep me away from fast food stores at all times, basically - i just ate nothing except fruits for a week and it helped it's very important to lower your appetite

[RyouuichiKun15]

Actually i was going through the same Nightmare as TJ did: i was an overweight kid the first 15 years of my life and i know how hard and tough it can be for a fatty - it really leaves an impact on you and i'm pretty sure that's where TJ got so much negative energy from

And it pains me to see him struggle with his problem like that I know he'd be a much more happier person if he lost some weight

I know he's a good guy and i just want to share my own personal experience of losing weight

[MiniMackeroni]

Fucking love your haircut.

[thereisn0jimmy]

You know who I blame for this? OTHER PEOPLE!

[neowilliams]

Funny as fuck TJ :DDDDDD

[ZoDarklordoZ]

Its ok TJ i have a weakness for Reeses cups too :D

[VanguardZen]

FAP FAP FAP FAP

[fetahans]

smörgåsbord

[xxdonaldqxxx]

I wish somebody would dig a vicious left hook into the fat blabber mouth's big fat sloppy gut. After they sink that left hook into that blubber gut they should then use his disgusting tits as speed bags.

[thehollow89]

@xxdonaldqxxx You're not funny.

[xxdonaldqxxx]

@thehollow89 " You're not funny." Yeah, because I'm dead serious. Besides I would not want a fan of blubber gut to think I was funny anyway. Anybody who thinks blubber gut and his disgusting tits are funny has a strange sense of humor.

[thehollow89]

@xxdonaldqxxx No, we're just not shallow enough to let his physique stop us from enjoying the show.

[xxdonaldqxxx]

@thehollow89 The only thing worse than his physique is his big blabber mouth and repulsive personality.

[milkmankennedy]

@xxdonaldqxxx nobody's forcing you at gunpoint to watch this.

[xxdonaldqxxx]

@milkmankennedy Yeah and the only way you will stop me from posting my opinions about idiots like the jerk off in this video would be "at gunpoint".

[psudeoaccount]

@milkmankennedy You don't know that.

[yoPaigeLaura]

the little spiky thing is called a gumball

[HaichaoTeaLover]

Well, it's actually true that there are people who are genetically fat.

But those are very few. Most people notice when they eat very healthy, do lots of sports, etc. and STILL gain lots of weight ever since they were a child.

You can actually find out with your doctor (because it would be dangerous to do otherwise). If your body does NOT start to burn body fat when you stop giving him food for a long time (not hours but days) but rather lets you die, you have this rare genetic defect.

[Ingetmellanslag]

fatty fatty boom boom

[arubian06]

nice tits tj

[MikeTap4321]

TJ should try Jenny Craig, it's done wonders for me

[IcyFreshHALO]

OMFG REESES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[21Sig]

I like the tags in this video

[killswitchdis3ngag3d]

WHY AM I SO FAT?! because! you eat fucking pinecones! they have 2000 calories each!

[timortega95]

why you wanna lose weight? you already sexy ;) LOL

[MusicMan44144]

you forgot to put brick in there...it would be yummy!! :D

[deadbabyfromspace]

0:09 i sooo fuck that! jk lol

[lovedapedobear]

jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle

[Juillardl]

Lol

[resistance2final]

lol colon parenthesis...........

[zimismyinvader]

lol

[milkmankennedy]

this is the video that shockofgod loves to jerk off too.

[Viruspirate]

i have an uncontroable urge to slap your tits.

[cats6665]

@Viruspirate lol



[cats6665]

lol

[ubertubered]

@cats6665 lol

[IrishJuggaloNinja]

@Viruspirate me too

[masterbenjamin]

i once ate the outside of a pine cone, ill be honest it wasnt half bad but seeing as sugar is an actual option i decided to not be the weird person eating pine cones

[VaderGuy9]

It's funny cuz all the responses are diet plan vids. XP

[GenorationZ]

your fat because you sit around all day eating oreos and playing with your rippling man boobies