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  • Spin around, Jesus!

  • i wanna buy a cat and a dog, i'll name the cat god and the dog satan, love the ironie :D

  • I am going to buy a dog and name it Jesus.

  • Jesus was... A PIG! =)

  • I'm a little disappointed this isn't about ODB.

  • i want a pet pig where did you get him

  • real cute naming the pig jesus (sarcasm)

  • i like the pig, i don't like bacon,ham,pork, a proud veg i am!

  • my compliment

  • Ah, God Pig !!!

  • AWesome!!! we used to have a pot belly pig,they are cool as they can be!! Plus his name is Jesus,,Classic,LOL at all the crzy christians who are pissed,lol this is awesome,but dont be mean to him ,it sounds a lil mean telling him spin around,but hes awesome tho!!!

  • I called My Pig Mohammed.

    named after Mohammed Alfyed

  • I just both one and named him ALLAH

  • haha

  • Cute pig. But I don't think it's good to force Jesus to do tricks like that.

  • i dont get why people get all insane of a pig has the same name as a religous thing. So if a god is called bob u cant name ur child bob?

  • i do however think...the "don't fuck around" part was inappropriate...i mean agreed its an animal and God knows this animal may not have understood what he said...but animals are like lil babies...you wouldn't swear at a baby now would you....?

  • Dont be stupid

  • you dont be ignorant....if people can go ahead and kill animals and continue to eat and excrete them which makes no fuck all sense....we can go ahead and name anyone we love jesus....

  • The dont fuck around part..... stupid.....I dont care what they name their pig.... infact I think its named after an ODB song which is kick ass. "Big baby Jesus"

  • That is so fuckingtrue mate...If someone swore at my PIG (named ALLAH) I would freaking throw him out of my house.

  • Jesus is a 'BEAUTIFUL' name for a pig....i love your pig...and yes you meat eating bastards our religion is universal love and animal rights...and if you ur not down with that...go stuff your heads down some gutter!!! Kiss Jesus for me!!! HE"S CHO CUTE!!!!

  • did you call him jesus and little butt? O.o it does have a cute butt =D

  • ima name my piggy satan when i get him,

    cutest piggy ever u got there. what kind of mpot belly pig is it.. im confused on what ind 2 get.. i know theres teacup and valentines.. but what kind is this? and i want a piggy that will stay under 95 tops pounds and about the size of a medium sized dog. i want 1 the same size as this guy... help me out please ! :)

  • She was checking out Jesus' ass

  • God doesnt exist.

  • hmm this little cutie pie would never make such a harsh judgment of another one of god's creatures! it's all love baby. only god can judge me!! try reading the bible again and get back to me darling. ttylllll xoxo

  • @toepedi Jesus isn't the son of god's name. Jesus is the greek translation of Yeshua, which is Joshua in hebrew.

  • stfu...

  • did i say something wrong ??

  • If he can have a pig called 'Jesus', I'm gonna get one and call it 'Satan'....

  • Well listen you brain washed diaper head, maybe you should open your mind and embrace the world with peace. Jesus is a common name. How do you know that the girl in this video is a believer in Christ?

  • :o) my religion is universal love and animal rights!!!

  • How old is Jesus in the video? And how big is he now (in inches)? I'm considering a piggy for a pet in the future.

  • Then how should I call the master of this pig? Do you think Shit would be right choice?

  • Maybe "trief" or "goyah" would be better. Naming a pig "Jesus" isn't kashrut.

  • jesus doesn't have a master, and he loves us all

  • cute though.

  • i guess "wilbur" was already taken...

  • i love the litlle pig, but this name is not  goood,jesus?wow

  • thinking makes baby jesus cry.. just because christians are insane doesn't mean their wrong!!

  • yes but id lik the name jesus but w/e

    nd ya hey r u a vegan?? jw

    btw i am a vegan

  • i am a vegan! yay!

  • he is sweet and cute but jesus dont let a pig do tricks

  • if only they werent so fat....

  • He's soooo cutttteee!

  • 'Jesus'

    Classic name for a pig, I love him!

  • Thank you! We love him too!!

  • hahahaah nice name for a pig im gonna nme my doggie god

  • Jesus!

    He is so cute! I wish I could keep pigs as a pet :)

  • u guys named jesus after a pig wtf ur not even suppose to name jesus after a human lol

  • jesus is a pig omg ahahah hilarious

  • 0.55 sound so freaking stupid..

    Cute pig, stupid name

  • I think he might have gotten confused when both of you were calling him. very cute pig

  • Mexicans love naming their kids Jesus, I don't see any of you righteous people complaining about that.

  • you named a P I G jesus???

    wow

  • This was supposed to be an Old Dirty Bastard video!

  • i know, right?!?!

  • i agree, change its name to something like Pope Daddy Jesus or Little Baby Cheeses.

  • Good, I'm glad you're sicken.

  • What's a "Our Father in haven"?

  • He's an invisible daddy that lives in the clouds. Kinda like the tooth fairy but he wants your money and threatens you with torture if you don't do what he wants instead of collecting teeth.

  • But that guy (a7broken7angel7) seems to be defending this mad man.

  • AND he has a REALLY stong distaste for BUTT SEX- its more like an obsession

  • Not nearly as much as it's reported to be. There are only a handful of negative statements in the bible toward being gay. There's at least as many about the need for killing your kids, rejecting your family, giving away everything you have, and living for years with a bunch of homeless guys.

  • well i meant the reportage, in which case, we are not operating with reality.

    now you forgot to mention the bible says do not eat shellfish it also says not to eat pork if u wanna know- no cleaved foot animals so sayeth the lord

  • just because christians are insane doesn't mean their wrong!!

  • WELL THAT JUST opens up a messy can of worms becuase if they are insane but they are not wrong doesnt that open to topic of perspective ,, relality, a bit of quntam theory and well I could think of more but im tired

  • it must have been in England, since there is New Jersy and New Haven in USA

  • Jesus is just a name. In his time, it was like being named Joe or Jimmy.

    I'm sure you know that Jesus is a common name in Spanish-speaking countries.

    Also, in many cultures its quite normal to name children (or in this case, companion animals) after deities.

    Maybe you're being biased against pigs because in western society its common to insult someone by calling them a pig? Pigs are a very intelligent, sweet animal, as we see here. They're your god's creatures as much as you.

  • Very very good point.

    And its actually proven that pigs are SMARTER then dogs. You dont complain if a dog is called Jesus though do you?

  • I think this person probably would, actually.

  • True

  • @CatCommunication ye, theyr all named after jesus from the bible

  • How old is he there?

    </3

  • thats not a trick, he was just chasing the apple!

    damn rednecks, train him to fetch you the moonshine

  • Jesus?Man guys are religios!haha and dont yell at piggy!

  • dude pigs hate it wen others yell

  • jesus is awesome! your boyfriend is a dink.

  • hmmm ok...just don't make your spin around xD

    ....i think that he just don't like lol

  • who's that faggot white boy? lolol Don't cuss the pig out, pasty ass cracka

  • dont cuss at the pig, jerk.

  • Lol, his name is Jesus.

  • don't swear at your pig u big dick. He'll spin when he wants to -___-

  • haha ^^ yeah

  • what a good name for an adorable piggy! i want one!

  • omFG this vid is so annoying i didnt even watch anything

  • Why is hes name jesus, thats freaking stupid. and why the hell are you filming hes butt?

  • your a fucking idiot.

  • go to blootty hell

  • Where did you get the Pig? What state? I'm trying to get one but there aren't any (pig farms) that I know of close to the Baltimore Maryland Metro area.

  • Try Rose Mill (or is it Rose Hill?) farm in Bucks County, Pa.

  • Thanks Zeke!

  • Actually, the correct name of that place is Ross Mill Farm.

  • Yeah I looked it up. Only a few more months and I'll have my own Potbellied pig. Thanks!

  • he has 2 names? lol

  • Jesus??

    "Spin around Jesus!! Dont fuck around"

    LOL

  • dude ah i want one :D

  • nice !!! your potbelly jesus is so much thinner then my Babe :-(

    I 'm not sure what type of potbelly is Babe what type of potbelly pig is jesus then ? He look a little like my Babe :-)

  • is very cute!!!

  • He truly jesus from kingdom of heaven.

  • HELL YES HIS NAME IS JESUS!!! i love piggs! lol

  • lmfao @ jesus the pot bellied pig. ingenius!

  • are hes cute

  • I want to get 2 pet pigs and name them Jesus and Muhammed.

  • You named a pig... Jesus?

  • i'm so ungodly jealous. i want a a jesus pig! actually any pig would be nice. fuck apartment living!!! i need to do some green acres shit!

  • popierdolilo was !!!!!!!!!!

  • jesus! watch out for judas the naked mole rat!

  • all animals are a gift from the Lord.

  • Even the ones that cause terrible diseases and suffering. I guess we should be thankful for the gift of things like fish that'll swim up your privates and die, causing terrible pain and a good chance of death without surgery.

  • man, what water are you swimming in Carpespasm??? holy shit!!!

    anyway, not just anmials cause problems in the world, look at Politicians, especially people like Bush.

  • the pig is just following the apple... not really a trick.

  • he eventually learned how to do it without the food :)

  • You are a scumbag.

  • no you cant, these pigs are not made for eating

  • any of the pigs are not meant to be killed!!!

    MEAT IS MUERDER

  • You don't eat this kind of pig... You would get like half a pork chop.

  • From Wikipedia: "Murder is the unlawful killing of another human person with malice aforethought, as defined in Common Law countries."

    Since murder has to be unlawful and of a human with malice slaughtering animals for meat is not killing. Whether it isn't moral or is doesn't count into the fact that it doesn't fit the definition of murder.

  • You're wrong. laws exist in most places which make it a crime to kill pets or animals in most cases. It's not a crime for slaughterhouses to do it in the US but it should be. And you said slaughtering animals is not "killing". I guess you forgot to use the dictionary for that?

  • we tried. didn't work. jesus lives.

  • Why did you call it Jesus and not God?

  • you named your pig jesus?

  • You sound just like Mila Kunis

  • you. complete. me.

  • jesus the pig

    hahahahahhahahahhaha

    i can laugh whole week

    good one !

  • you are soooooooooooooo rudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • i think jesus it a cute pig and such a smart animal too

  • why such a name?

  • he's our savior!

  • To get a rise out of people most likely.

  • "DONT FUCK WITH ME JESUS!" LOL xD

  • Jesus sure got ugly 2000 years of being dead took its toll oh shit never mind its the dogs name. Damn thats anugly fat ass dog. LMAO!

  • 5/5 .. whoever that named the pig is a genius !!

  • I love this jesus

  • JESUS? ermmmm..... uhhh...hmm..

  • what coincidence jeus means earth pig. thats great.

  • You sure love your fat pig

  • a pig as a pet? :S

  • Yep. Some breeds of pig stay small as some dogs and are just as intelligent. They don't howl and bark, chew on your furniture, and can be quite affectionate. They make good pets once you get past the generally negative idea of pigs.

  • You should look it up. Pigs are actually some of the smartest animals. Dogs are pretty dumb compared to them. Don't get my wrong I love dogs, but pigs are smarter.

  • that is one cute pig :)

    and it's so obvious how much you love him!

  • aww i wish to give it a big hug and kiss it on its nose. :0)

  • I've heard that pigs are as smart as dogs, though I haven't seen pigs take commands without food. If you were to compare a pig to a dog, which type of dog (if you know) would you say a pig was as smart as? They look friendly to say the least.

  • pigs are actually the 4th smartest animals on the planet, right underneath dolphins and whales, so they are nearly three times as smart as a dog.

    most animals learn tricks by being positively reinforced. even a dog learns best with positive reinforcement, i. e. FOOD! try teaching any animal to sit without treats and see how successful you are.

  • duh!! let me repeat myself: pigs are the 4th smartest animal on the planet. of course, we, as humans, put ourselves at the top of the list. then for 2nd, we have the great apes and chimpanzees. 3rd, we have dolphins and whales. and it's been proven (look it up anywhere!) that pigs are the 4th smartest animal on the planet and are actually better at cognitively solving problems than 3-yr old children! do some homework and you'll be surprised.

  • pig are smarter then dogs

  • They make nice pets, no matter what the zoning laws are.

  • Awesome, to name the pig Jesus!!!!!

    :D

  • Jesus is ADORABLE!!! Cheers from Spain.

  • do pigs wag their tails when they are happy like dogs?

  • yup! pigs r sooo cute!!!

  • I live on LI too...

    my friend wants a pig really bad too

  • You live in Long Island? I love Long Island! I used to live over in Northport. But yea, your pig is so cute!!! I really want a potbellied pig of my own, but my mom doesn't want one in the house. Sigh...I am pigless.

  • what a sweetie-pie!!

  • Cute!

  • love his name! lol

  • Where is this, that potbellied pigs are allowed to be kept as pets?

  • We live on Long Island, and here it is specific to each town's zoning laws. I'm pretty sure potbellied pigs are considered pets and not livestock in most places, but I don't know for sure.. I only say that because I know of them all over the country.

  • That pig is fuckin' adorable! xD

  • My piggy looks just like Jesus! Her name is Miss Piggy. Aren't they great?

  • They are.  I love my boo so much!

  • Just curious: Did you name that pig Jesus after the one in that PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) billboard that read, "He died for our sins"?

  • No, we named him Jesus because he is the God Pig! I like your idea though!

  • lol 'the God Pig' that one's even better! :D

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