Zero Punctuation Trailer - The Escapist

[CampingWithNuts]

I think that if yahtzee wasn't Jesus; a lot of people wouldn't like him... I would burn those people and make them eat their family. Just saying.

[DeviousNUB]

I don't have tits but I'm on fire. Does that make me only 50% awesome?

[spidey8vader]

Fallout.

it was irritating but it fitted the whole genre.

[CampingWithNuts]

@spidey8vader he gave you 1 second... you took 3 years....

[spidey8vader]

@CampingWithNuts

yeah but this was the first time I watched the video, so ha! I still win.

...

actually he would probably have dismissed my opinon with a witty comment.

[elevat0r123]

75 likes and 0 dislikes, is that a new record on youtube?

[Jerothan]

u gud rapper

[NinjaTreePeople]

2 things

1i wish this was a game if it is PLEASE SOME ONE LINK IT

and 2 i wish to hear more of this guy but his channle has nothing where does he post his vids?

[ChildsInc]

@NinjaTreePeople at escapistmagazine. heaps of vids there and theyre roaringly hilarious

[JorgsnewYTaccount]

@NinjaTreePeople escapistmagazine. com

[test18258]

@NinjaTreePeople Those are excerpts from multiple videos on different games. So technically it is many games.

[HHDDVVDDBVD]

YAHTZEE HAS SPOKEN!

[SpikeL4]

Never put your dick in a pudding, yeah it may still be a nice pudding but, nobody's going to eat it because you put your dick in it!

[jeremiah1499]

0:22 oblivion?

[SutekTheDeystroyer]

@jeremiah1499

nope

[southparkdudz]

i can answer yahtzee weapon decinagration question muramasa the demon blade

[RioGiovanni]

"never put your dick in a pudding" Why wasn't that in there??

[danielsteer]

omg! thats what someone should do for the comp a 2d platformer with the lightning tit gun that makes you into a walking critic of flamez

pro win

[KuraiKoyoyoyama]

lol if it comes down to a fight between two people who make a living jumping on people i put my money on the one with spikes growing out of his flesh XD

[BrokenBjartur]

The trailer failed T_T

There are tons of cooler quotes on ZP!

[Ichigo9913]

see my zero punctuation vid. i'd say it's pretty original

[walikai]

I want a gun that shoots trees..

time to bust out garry's mod!!

[TheSilverUchiha]

No way. Shurikens and lightning gun FTW

[walikai]

but trees are big, and stuff, and it would be funny

[paulalex19]

The hugely satisfying penis extension gun that pins baddies to walls with entire trees. Lol.

[jonlance11]

this is FUNNY AS SHIt. hope it dosnt get pulled.

[bark00000]

it will never get pulled... apparently people take yahtzee's reviews like it was straight out of the gaming bible! if the escapist ever drops him im sure one of the other companies will pick him up within hours

[andyallen123]

lol

[funnyxninja]

lol "it could only be more awesome by it haveing tits and being on fire"

[NoRtHoVeR32]

what one was that from?

[FallenOne84]

Painkiller i guess

[funnyxninja]

50 points to fallenOne84 yes pain killer its the gun of shuriken and lightning oh yeah just like whos line the points dont matter

[FallenOne84]

yay ;)

[jcdenton2k]

@funnyxninja:

That was from his review of 'Painkiller', and the devs loved it so much (since their sales shot up ridiculously high after that review) that they made a DLC pack that literally made a gun that shot shurikens and lightning, had tits, and was on fire. :)