Deadly Mates: Black Widow Spider

[gameshowluvr86]

@925azn Lolz... I caught that, too. Smart cat, that spider...

[gameshowluvr86]

1,000 a fuck?!?! That shit's got me looking over my shoulders, man!

[gameshowluvr86]

@LBOOGiE73 Okay, good, she's your ex... I was gonna say if she sprouts eight legs and a set of fangs... get the fuck OUT.

[Daimen555]

Note to self: Buy big boots when going to the u.s

[rightiswrongright]

DAAAAAMN NATURE U SCARY

[lalabunnybr]

fuck I hate spiders >.<

[klaudia7070]

i hhhhaaaaateeeeee this video!!! and the black widow !!!

[Marini2000]

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[gucci13]

i'm finding it hard to masturbate on this.

[millyybabess]

Wow she's big and deadly like me! Haha that's so cool but I'm glad I don't live in a country they live in!

[True2TheBlueYoViGang]

raid... give to spider with directions to apply directly to the forehead.. problem solved...

[anm94]

is black widows the only deadly mates

[KatZRule91]

@anm94 praying mantis is more brutal 

[CaffeineCowGaming]

Well I'm not going to America any time soon...

[QueenVulcan]

Spider porn :|

[forzamicha46]

Beautiful ........ :)

[RatedViciousBlaise]

HIS FANGS ARE HIS BALLSACKS WTF?!

[Pamballa010]

dude she gave birth in like 2 seconds WTF lol

[TheMystogunz]

Well spider dude,I hope she is worth it cause the red hourglass sign seems to symbolize that you "time is up"

[TKGoat]

@TheMystogunz LOL!

[Speancer69]

she's so cute I want her at my attic !

[HeresDozzy]

00.02 training begins - pull ups, clubber lang style

[LuvMCR2Deth]

Omfg! I'm scares!

[wilfredc190]

are they in CT?

[gamer4584]

why is the female look so fat

[drunkdonutboy]

@gamer4584 More cushion for the pushin bruh

[sirsidali]

itsy bitsy spider..... 

[TipsAndTricksForPC]

DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!

[StraitUpSuburbanite]

That's hot!

[123lizemo]

um thats a yellow hour glass !

[JRx45]

@123lizemo Either it's yellow or red... IT'S AN HOURGLASS!!!

[k3v1nflow2]

damnnn that shyt is scary

[omgitbrandonchan]

oMG ITS squidward!

[Beinggreatfull]

kill it

[aliceee2smart]

did i just watch spider's doing it? :s

[kickfliptristen180]

@aliceee2smart ha thats funny and i think you did

[booboowilson10101]

I found one in my house today and released it, but...it was so beautiful!! :'(

[andrewqualls]

@booboowilson10101 your messed up those things can killllllllllllllllllllllllll you!!!!!!!!!

[booboowilson10101]

@andrewqualls yeah wutever, I put it far from the house...to kill the neighbors MWAHAHAHAHA!!

[andrewqualls]

@booboowilson10101 actually I found out that it rarely kills anyone :/

[FinalAuron1]

@booboowilson10101 It is true that FEMALE black widows are absolutely gorgeous!

[kevinsa123]

KILL IT MADFKA!

[NickiMinajKen]

kill itttt

[Luvgirlz114]

lol @ 1:21 it looks weird

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[balognanipples]

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[tigerseyeproductions]

Wait what? 6,000 pounds?

[YTMike2010]

Whats the difference between the black widow spiders and Red-back spiders

[crimsonrose013]

lol she shakes her ass to attract the male & make him screw her! why cant this happen to human males when they screw a girl??

& I know this is random but this would be kim kardashian if she were a spider!

[timesplitter2512]

I suddenly feel great about living in the uk

[TheWilliam505]

@timesplitter2512 you should i feel great evrey time i visit

[MahouNekoShady]

Male: If I give you my body part, will you tell me I matter?

[shadowaries23]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!!!

[zestfultuba]

I'm scared as shit. I live in VA too :'(

[TheBluemist97]

6000 pounds....sexy..

[Bethster7]

@InsaneFashionClub Female spiders are beautiful and terrifying lol.

[realityisforever]

KILL IT KILL IT

[sitstandnow]

1:16 - 1:18 The female can now hump the web.

[Kjuzz666]

dont seems like they have girlfriends...

[MrTechnova]

This spider is EVIL! >:(

[deathbyorder]

Did i just witness spider-sex?

[AdorableNerd1]

i hate spiders why am i watching this?! -.-

[Reddiamonds87]

I like the dance she does in the beginning up and down..look like she doing the harlem shake...lol

[TheNikiex]

Lol Today i watched this after I had to see my mom telling me That i was gonna be ok from The Black spider Bite

[lBeHlgh]

yesterday i was walking around an abandon house i walked threw a spider web. I freaked out and saw the spider fall to the floor. It was a fucking black widow damn i oulda died ahahah.

[TheParodySpoof]

I live in Norway<3

[JRx45]

@TheParodySpoof Are there any black widows over there?

[TheParodySpoof]

@JRx45 no :D

[gameshowluvr86]

@TheParodySpoof I live in Texas... DAMN.... :-(

[kevinbasto1]

Found three of those female fuckers just chilling in the back yard by some rocks near the pool. One female was somewhat small with a egg sac near her, and the two others were huuuuuuuge.

[MegaP1kachu]

holy crap WHY ARE U FILMING IT, THROW IN A GRENADE AND RUN AWAY. but seriously if i ever go to america im gonna remember to bring some antidote around

[Roranicus221]

God... I live in CA. I have these fuckers living in my front lawn.

[firegirl734]

Thank god I live in NL Canada!! We don't have these things

[MRMRSHRIMPTACOS]

lol them spider has a curly long penis

[intellectualretards]

there are thousands of those things around my house in the summertime. they scare the shit out of me.

[SnipersGotTalentPS3]

@intellectualretards Thousands? are you sure? LOL

[levelat350]

Do black widows really weigh hundreds of thousands of pounds.

[VSL123]

I want to punch the commentator's face.

[drplbiftin]

oh god, National Geographic commentaries are so fucking annoying and patronising

[ChicagoFan32]

That spider just fucking zerged.

[ThePoppykiller]

lol if i mate with you can you promise not to kill me that part was funny

[venmassful]

i found a black widow today :o

[peprilen]

I feel sorry for spiders - they never get to eat KFC

[TH3USUALSUSPECT]

Glad i live in Europe lol!!!

[uchihasasuke7863]

@TH3USUALSUSPECT u can get black widdows in england

[TH3USUALSUSPECT]

@uchihasasuke7863

I live on the first floor in an apartment complex in Amsterdam, so unless they cross over by boat i think i'm fairly safe lol xD

[uchihasasuke7863]

@TH3USUALSUSPECT hehe glad i live in scotland :) to cold here :(hate the cold): but they got here from banana boxes that were imported same as a scorpian :0

bet ur never gonna buy a banana again :P

[TH3USUALSUSPECT]

@uchihasasuke7863

dude i read something like that...same thing exactly, it hitched a ride in a banana box lol!

Came from South-America and the mofo was super venomous too!

[Jacksonrr123]

i hate fucking spiders

[uchihasasuke7863]

@Jacksonrr123 well of course you do its a spider and your a human

lol

[CFHProductionz]

@Jacksonrr123 well there's a solution to that...

dont fuck em simplez

[JRx45]

Black Widows are beautiful, but very, very deadly and dangerous. If you don't respect it, you will pay. Not just from her painful bite, BUT WITH YOUR LIFE!!!

[jetfreak4]

Makes me glad that in the human world, men generally have the size and strength advantage. Women have enough power and control over us already without being 3000 times our size. Makes me glad to be a male human as opposed to a male black widow.

[TheTeChNiCaLaRt]

MY BODY ITCHESSSSSSS

[Elkid937]

Worst porno ever...gave me a hard off

[LovexBillxKaulitz]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! .... Shivers all down my back D:

[InvaderScuzz]

if we get together will you promice not to kill me?

:P

[Jessie12353]

That's how much he wants it. xD

[highmetalman6]

Aww dude.. WHY OH WHY Did I choose to EAT while watching this? When that white "Sac" thing went up into that silky web thing... Oh GOD, I really thought I was gunna throw up, no lie... Very interesting "Mating" ritual though...

[gyakorikerdesek123]

I am very happy now that i am not living in the USA

[WeRunSearchxGaming]

Spiderhub Anal Penatration.

[Maticallo]

spider porn !!!

[pdogone1]

fascinating ...getbook on spiders by foelix miracles of evolution

[MrJasperapp]

i kill black widow when i see them

[ipwnkidneys123]

Hmm 200 black widows against some axe and a lighter...

[CommentTart]

Thats some scary popcorn...

[MrAtma84]

Wait. one THOUSAND new Black Widow Spiders? You've got to be kidding.

I've seen 3 on my back patio in the past week. I guess I can expect to see 3000 soon.

[johnthesios5]

lol 0:38 its squidward!!

[MsPonygirl12]

he'll be sleeping the big sleep i wonder y spiderams mate didnt eat him yet then lol if thats how it works

[ColdSideOfPillow136]

Looking under rocks for salamanders today, I saw about 8 black widow spiders and an egg sac. I killed all spiders and crushed the eggs too. My neighborhood is INFESTED with the fuckers.

[heywatchadoin1]

One time I killed a red spider in my house are they dangerous?????

[runescapenbp47]

@heywatchadoin1 yea dude lol

[OldNewsThinker]

200 black widow spiders against my rolled up newspaper….

[TheLoneWolf1124]

wow i just found out ive been killing black widows in my house for the last couple of years. i had no idea what size they actually were. i always thought they were these huge spiders. not some tiny black shiny thing.

[TheDukeFan96]

I dont have aracnophbia or whatever its called but i fukin hate spiders. i was playing indoor basketball in my basement i turn around and this wolf spider jumps at me now i havnt been down there in like 5 days cause this thing grows like 2 cm each day i see it and its the same one over and over again!

[MackerLiverpool]

0:38 SQUIDWARD????? You're a spider now????

[flipdoggz711]

So gross

[4HX]

Why the fuck did they not do anything to prevent the birth of 200 Black Widow Spiders? ~Sigh...

[sweetgyy]

do they have life insurance?

[Politoed10]

this is spidermans porn :D

[snowyphil65]

sombodys gonna need some seven

[SimplyyMichaell]

eek! i'm itchy... & scared now.

[Dablkwid0w2008]

hmm another one....come into my lair

[TrickyP88]

That is fucking disgusting

[ittybittybabybunnie]

eewwwwwww

[shawingz369]

mmmmmmmmmmmm silky sacks

[PatThePokeMaster]

Damn the skill that dude spider has, he made her cum! Congratulations!

[MrLegislater]

1:10 RUN GOD-DANMIT RUN!! LMAO

[frenxmf]

I guess black dudes really do like fat bitches

[MrIzzy452]

i give anyone $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,0­00 to eat 5 alive!

[mattyew1]

FUCK I wish I was there I am a Male myself I would save that Male spider. And kill da Mamma

[EinTheNeko]

The male black widow escaped. Dont run. DARE TO FUCK, DARE TO GET EATEN!

[TheXXCAZZAXX]

scary 

[ecdact]

I guess in this case, size doesn't matter.

[mjowiser]

these black windows are freaking ugly, the red back are much sexier LOL

i feel like burning the shit outta it

[pausebeforeviewtube]

Thank god I live in Canada.

[i420Marijuana]

@pausebeforeviewtube God knews for ya bud, their all over Toronto, More like. Luckily I live in Nova Scotia, the coldest cocksuckin place ever and no crazy bugs can live here.

[pausebeforeviewtube]

@i420Marijuana Ok. Edit: Thank god I live in the maritimes.

[studog229]

I JUST WANNA HIT THE SHIT OUTTA THAT THING!

[gameshowluvr86]

@studog229 Lol...

[yoyofreak94]

In Russia the you bite the spider

[liruzZz]

i hate spiders

[warhammer265]

i flew down to Oklahoma and was hangin with my bro outside and i found one of those black widows under a log. im from new york and DAMN i am glad we dont have those motherfuckers up here!

[mikeiscrazymo]

LOL the fuck im all paranoid now

[hbdcman4]

if i ever saw a black widow spider i think i would over react like seems so stupid to just step on the spider id grab my 12 gauage and blow the shit out of the ugly fat ass spider

[redbull723]

@hbdcman4 lol redneck

[69vette]

@hbdcman4 No joke I actually did that today. Shot it 3 times, 1 for the spider and 2 for the nest.

[cymbeli]

@hbdcman4 She's not ugly...she's beautiful...she's actually the most beautiful spider..shiny and black..you can tell she's female by looking at her from a glimpe..she oozes feminine energy...probably makes sense that she kills her mate...the more feminine the more free spirited.

[sunlun123]

will u promise not to kill me...plz :))

[garrettitachi]

Acctually the females eat most of the babies and leave about a dozon alive.

[ryunaki]

why the fuck does National Geographic keeps this creepy weirdo as a commentator. "if you think the mating rituals at your local singles bars..." what the fucking shit dude.

[ryunaki]

why the fuck does National Geographic keeps this creepy weirdo as a commentator. "if you think the mating rituals at your local singles bars..." what the fucking shit dude.

[FruityMcGayMan]

@ryunaki haha lol i see what you mean

[q1111w]

I think my wife is trying to kill me 

[M0R3gOfF]

I think a flamethrower will reduce their numbers ^^

[BrothaHood70]

@M0R3gOfF Lol deodorant cant + lighter :D No wait! a Super soaker modified with a blowtorch on the barrel + instead of water, use fuel!! :P

[axdexter23]

his voice killed the momment

[holylamp831]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY

[OrangeScythe]

im glad i live in england

[SuperREEKi]

@OrangeScythe

Same. However unfortunatly, they can get caught on the boat with the banana load. i seen on the news that this mum opened her fridge and saw a black widow in the bananas. Good Job my mum doesn't like bananas :)

[MsPrasatko]

I won't be a male of this spider in my next live.

[KDT008]

wow im scared now :(

[victorCABUNOC]

f5 to skip ads.

[prinon95]

why are the males smaller

[EmanuelLouie]

Thumps up, if you get goosebumbs!?

[richbebo]

i showed this to my tarantula and it got randy

[420Bfitz]

dont lie you loved it

[TheUploader1]

1:22

HA! Bitch didnt swallow his cum :D

[seventy7whitesheep]

i bet Spiderman downloaded this video. xD

[agentapathy]

@seventy7whitesheep and wanked off to it.

[ecdact]

@seventy7whitesheep This is his porn.

[GlitterGlossChelsea]

@seventy7whitesheep Erm... because you brought that up.... I think I hate spiderman because this is so gonna kill me tonight

[venomsaad]

@seventy7whitesheep hahahahahahahahahahaha

[mrxexellent]

did he just insert he's eyeball in her?

[camilluspro]

Spider Orgasm~