: Foamy's Rant : Foamy The Squirrel

[amandamariee0420]

"no one wants to deal with a stalker!" xD

[TheDyrfmaster]

I find Foamy's videos very educational. They have taught me to be the man I am today.

And that man is currently in prison on seven different accounts of murder and three attempted suicides. :D

But seriously, this shit's funny.

[Gilleand]

I find it amusing that I'm one of the ignorant types that this strange mammal despises, yet I am enlightened enough to be aware of this.

[EmbraceYourHorizon]

I wonder how much suicide rates when up after this....

[TwilightAngel35]

@EmbraceYourHorizon if people actually killed themselves because of a cartoon squirrel it was not suicide its doing the world a favor.

[wolfiemjm]

wow tell it like it is :) fucking loooovvvee this guy!!!!

[LooniLuci]

2:02 That is the type of guy my good friend's boy friend was, in fact, I hated him so badly, I'm glad he knocked her up, broke up with her, and moved. He was a creep that hit on anything and everything that moves, and he was an ugly bastard too. Can't wait to kick his scrawny weak ass next time I see him.

[Leiriko]

@LooniLuci Thats unfortunate for your friend! You should've done something so they broke up in a better way at least (like kicked his ass outta town xD). Bless her :/ Hope shes okay x My friend went through the same; I hate guys like it.

[shirukeangela]

His rant sounds sooooooooooooooooo familiar. oh yeah! it happened to someone dear to me! gave advice to others and they ignored

[godsmackfan1]

@shirukeangela hmmm my lifes story lol

[jared1232117]

OH MY GOD. Foamy said thank you.

[penguinmans237]

I hate it when people leave you bad comments. XD

[stillrabit73]

@8deadlykisses to make you ask questions, and its working XD

[8deadlykisses]

y does he hav no mouth

[NeoGee]

I remember this one from when I first saw it back on starterupsteve, its still great as ever!

[anth0nyuri]

apparently 32 people didn't listen to foamy



[calebr699]

Hell yea there are so many video games out

[abcdefg3148]

slick back hair.....HIDAN!!! 

[LiesBehindMirrors]

@abcdefg3148 I LOVE HIDAN!!!

But, I will admit, he is a massive asshole... :D

[abcdefg3148]

@LiesBehindMirrors yeah, thats what makes me love him so much!

[RainbowZombiezFTW]

@abcdefg3148 I'm glad i'm not the only one who thought of Hidan. XDD

[gir8youcapcake]

THUMBS UP IF YOURE WATCHING THIS IN 2011!!!

[sicksargent11]

@gir8youcapcake Nope, I'm watching it 2012

[davidbr26]

your the best foamy

[FoxRed64]

Ah, the days before Foamy started blinking 50 times per minute.

[IntoxicatedGhost1]

is rants all the ones he done are 100% right

[DigitalGhost94]

people who validate their exsistance by prentending they are all buddy buddy with a band, when they know they are like every other hump whoever drew breath except more boring. isn't that right Shani!

[howtoschooler101]

wow foamy would hate me lol

[rainbowstarz1000]

stalking

[MegaBumblebee666]

but stalking is my hobby jk

[ProphitNigga]

you always gotta die. thts fuckin great

[narutodream12]

Thanks for the advice Foamy, I need to go and find a decent caliber gun. Don;t want to use a low caliber and maybe survive.

[zeldafan900]

the reason for stalking is psychological mostly

[knightace2002]

lmao the stalker bit got me thinking of this cute chick that got stuck in a fireplace while this couple was out and died bc she still loved him and wanted to be the one to say "I Do." at the alter (A Stalker) lmao

[jgr9000000]

What I want to know is, what is Foamy's opinion on squirrels that rant on Youtube about their opinions of other people? :P

[twilightgirl9361]

Shut Up , Choke On Your Food , And Die !!

You Said It Kitty ... O.o ... Oh your A Squerrel.... Sorry...

[ristinacay]

I love how tame he is compared to the newer rants. xD

[DigitalGhost94]

my friend beccas a person who has no inner soul or isnt aware of what is going on around & everything revolves around her and her issues.

[lamareikan666]

You forgot these type of people: People who mostly listen to older rock from the 60s and 70s and shove it down people's throats that it's the best music in the world and act all cynical towards today's music. They tend to hate you if you listen to any music they dislike, and stick to their own little clique and never let anyone else in.These people need to understand that there is good music outside of their comfort zone, and there's good music today as well (god forbid I say that I know)

[krymankry420rs]

If my best friend didn't have IBS and could drink coffee like it was a religion. This is what i'd sit next to when I visit him. It's like when you realize you don't look like Heathe Ledger. But you look just like him when you paint your face like the Joker. It's just a cartoon that sounds like my buddy Dan in fast Foreward. He knows all, has the best advice, and I've heard all of this rant from him. He's never watched Foamy. He doesn't like this kind of humor. It's wierd people.

[bcuster]

omg i just had the whole advice thing happen to me tonight actually. >.< foamy is so right about that! and he is right about a lot of things. Foamy your my hero. <3 (:

[AnimusAssassin93]

I offer advice to alot of people for their troubles, good advice too. Not some "lets go to a bar" crap. NO ONE EVER LISTENS!!!!! They just do their own thing and come back a week, maybe a month later with the same, or worse, problems.

[BethShanFan]

This episode... not terrible but not great. He repeats himself too many times. In other rants he's more creative. But that's just my observation.

[superstandardman]

"you know how many video games are out there?"

believe my squirrel man, i've been going through them as fast as i can

[silverraine12345]

Shut your mouth. Choke on your food. And die.



[Brat12000]

25 people stalk their ex's

[RealityHumanityLIE]

fucking legend 

[PoeIca]

Yes my friends ex I really WANT to kill

[3d0rb]

Foamy... I luv's chu. >w<

[Darkpup15]

@3d0rb Everyone loves Foamy, I even love half of his fans...the smart half...

[iwaswithyourmum]

you know what's ironic he is saying not to tell your problems and that's he is doing

[DibbehFan13]

2:18 my favorite form of strangulation threat. "I'll strangle you with piano wire if you don't shut up!" <- Me talking to my ANNOYING little sister; the one that's always hanging on my neck 24/7! she needs to die.

[Andrewh008]

1:40 LOLOLOL

[MindofJinntheReaper]

This is still awesome. Even after watching it several times. XD Yes I know I don't have much of a life, if any life at all.

[Talis116]

at the very least... shoot yourself - best comment ever

[Jade1vampire]

ur welcome :]

[TheBorderlineShadow]

Im fucking sick of people complaining how their significant other is being a dick.

[Darkpup14]

i took foamys advice, i haven't ever bee nin a relationship and im fucking glad every guy i know whos in a relationship has 10x more drama then needed

[thefrock100]

1:59 yes yes and more FUCKING YES!!!!

[AcerMan39]

Awesome



[xXMTloverXx]

lolllll

[Hawaiianheart10]

Gloomy Sunday is an even more depressing song. In fact this song is so depressing that thousands have committed suicide to it and the song has been banned from many countries. One instance of suicide was a man who heard the song once in a bar, requested it again, then while it was being played walked outside and shot himself.

[allhailfoamy1]

raaar means i l9ove you in dinosaur.

this is your random comment of the day.

[miaeyre54]

ALL HAIL THE WISE FOAMY HAHAHA

[MySuicideRide]

EVERY ROSE HAS ITS THORN IS AMAZING... but i do agree with the slit your wrists part ^-^

[MySuicideRide]

well i know morethanall so ha!

[superpancakeable]

"shut your mouth.. choke on your food... and die." So funny. hahaha

[RadioZombieX]

im 14 and foamy is my hero!!!

[nekonya96]

On the contrary to "nobody wants a stalker", at least go for the twitards instead of bugging the intelligent people who know that stalking is a form of abuse.

[ipodxdude]

"at the very least shoot yourself" BEST ADVICE EVAR

[brooke10987]

Foamy: Thank you for listening.

Would you go with Answer 1 or 2?

Answer 1: You're welcome.

Answer 2: Hm? What? Oh...okay.

XD

[mofunny2]

foamy is a butt head but he's a funny a*z butt head.

[fallenangel7719]

im 27 and foamy is the man

[Italiostrich]

@fallenangel7719 don't u mean squirrel?

[ChooseCheese127]

i was eating tortilla chips while watching this...

[brokenmusiquebox]

Haha... my best friend had a boyfriend that is just like the girlfriend Foamy mentioned. I saw the relationship going down the drain the minute I met him (and he hit on me in front of her) but I also bit my tongue and gave her a shoulder to cry on when things didn't work out

[SBFultroxmga]

@brokenmusiquebox Your exactly the type of person foamy is ranting about, WHO THE HELL CARES DUDE?

[Rangercsz99]

At 1:10 I read a book that would class those people as "Greasers" with the greased back hair...

[Evygomm]

Yeah o_o

[TheEnseo]

18 ppl Didn't Take Foamy Advice

[BakurasGirl21]

OMG!!!!!!! That sounds just like my friend and I wanna punch him in the face!

[TifaZoeyRedbird]

Foamy always speaks the truth! He knows all! lol

[JessicaMidnight]

I love Foamy but I don't lisen to music cause it's cool. I lisen to it cause I like it. It could be a song that was basicaly called a singer or band's worst song ever,but if I liked it. I would still lisen to it. Who cares ? The only time that what I lisening has any impact on anyone else. Is when someone is being a dick cause my headphones are playing too loud. Which depending on the person. I might turn it down. A little old lady ? Possibly. Some jerk who just wants be a dick ? NO.

[MrSasukeuchiha1000]

i kno how u fell foamy i give advice but no one listens and they never learn

[djnekidninja]

hehe i can watch this over and over again and still laugh my ass off

[dirtyJihaad]

He's talking about my sister, Kylah!

[Evygomm]

OMFG it's the 1st time he's nice about pissin people off >.>

[lady1998theresa]

-picks foamy up and hugs him tightly-

[MegaLink117]

18 stalkers disliked this vid right before there suicide. Foamy 2012

[lasarousi]

if this wasnt animated by a badass squirrel. every comment would be of hatred. fact.

[ANIMEobsesedGIRL]

all hail our lord and master Foamy!

[Drougar108]

... its his nose...... i think

[alinaluvsmusic]

im obsessed with how this thing's mouth doesnt move xD

[thebluejayinsilence]

no foamy, thank YOU for listening.

[thebluejayinsilence]

wow.this is so amusing

[stongbad101]

all hail foamy!

[ChibiTails]

@imnotaprincess92

18 people are Justin Bieber fans.

Anyone want nachos? I want nachos.

[Acryingtear]

@ChibiTails and exactly why do you have to remind us of Justin Bieber??? He's famous because guys like you keep talking about him in non-Justin-Bieber relevant videos... gosh -.- just shut up about him and eventually the world will forget him...

[ChibiTails]

@Acryingtear

Lol wow, I was doing it ironically. Take a look at the post I was replying to before you comment on it yourself, alright? I hate Bieber as much as the next guy.

[randomgirl881]

@ChibiTails did u not hear the decrees?

[silentArtist00]

@imnotaprincess92 Agreed

[chg25425]

@imnotaprincess92 You have disobeyed the Fourth Decree...

[KompRamiZe]

@imnotaprincess92 does commenting on how the dislike bar somtimes look like a freshly lit joint when ur realy high count?

[imnotaprincess92]

@KompRamiZe no ur good lol

[Rockmangoes]

You are so fukin stupid,I KNOW ALL.I MUST BE GOD!

[SunnyRays06]

People who whine about comments they read needs to throw themselves in front of traffic. 

[SanguineDeum]

From 2:00 to 2:00 is what i think of everyone who bitches about the people who press the dislike button. seriously. no more retarded comments about people. the shit is getting old.

[obsessionchik4]

Remember when you could select a video without an ad lowering them and you end up selecting the wrong video and get it twice

[SunnyRays06]

18 People did not take Foamy's advice.

[obsessionchik4]

@SunnyRays06 damn it 18

[SanguineDeum]

@SunnyRays06 "From 2:00 to 2:00 is what i think of everyone who bitches about the people who press the dislike button. seriously. no more retarded comments about people. the shit is getting old." see what you just said? THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!

[SunnyRays06]

@SanguineDeum People are going to make comments like that all the time so suck it up or don't read comments. I was not bitching about people who hit the dislike button. If I was bitching about them I would have said something different. I actually joking about the people who dislike this video.

[SanguineDeum]

@SunnyRays06 well, why? why does everyone repeat the same supid shit? why do you do it? its stupid, annoying, and generally makes me think you arn't to bright even if its a joke.

[SunnyRays06]

@SanguineDeum You look stupid complaining about a comment. Don't read comments if you're going to complain. I am done dealing with you; your just wasting my time.

[105maddie105]

When he talks in this one,he sounds like IshatOnU .

[Twitboy3000]

And so a legend was born

[xJessluvsetf4lyfx]

THISSSSSS.

[katkurable]

i loved this when i was in high school I am now 23 and i have a whole new appreciation for this!

[darkangelghost69]

@katkurable Same here. (I'm also 23)

[lifeisgood1013]

@katkurable Same here, except I was in Jr. High when I started watching Foamy. Now that I'm nearly 18 these cartoons are even funnier!

[allhailfoamy1]

@katkurable i watched this since i was 10 and i'm 16 and now i actually understand it not just laughing at the high pitched voice randomly shouting curse words while at the same time giving a hint of hyper advanced intelligence (well i'd normally call it common sense yet it's not at all common.)

[RonnieFIRnumber1]

i love the beginning

[superbillissuper]

he's like a not retarded ass-hat version of 'fred'

[MrDelta9THC]

@superbillissuper so hes nothing like fred?

[Camokid162]

HEY! IMPOSTER!!! FOAMY NEVER SAYS "Thank You"!

[Shadowsoflight999]

Best. Cartoon. Ever.

[BOTDForever3]

17 peoples mothers should of had an obertion before they even walked the earth! xD

All Hail Foamy!

[stotleification]

@BOTDForever3 it's abortion...not obertion... :P

[blackkakari]

@BOTDForever3 It's "abortion" not "obortion".

[djwyda]

@BOTDForever3 18 you illiterate fuck

[omgitstrevzilla]

@djwyda apparently 2 months ago it was only 17 because now its 20. Before calling someone an illiterate fuck, you should take into consideration when that comment was made.

[MScrippledPLAYthing]

@omgitstrevzilla It wasn't about the number, it was the fact that BOTDForever3 typed "obertion" instead of "abortion" which would indeed make that person at the very least a poor speller. But hey, Foamy attracts both people that appreciate the undertones of hyper-intelligence, and those who just like that he's a cartoon squirrel that curses and rants :/

[omgitstrevzilla]

@MScrippledPLAYthing at the very least he could've just corrected the poor idiots spelling :p lol the way it was worded it just sounded like he was trying to correct the number instead. I for one enjoy foamy's rants not only because they are so intelligently composed, but also because they are very true. To each their own opinion though as i like to say :)

[djwyda]

@omgitstrevzilla Actually at the time i posted it was 17. my saying 18 was to imply he should be added to the list. lost humor/logic when you read it instead of hear it I suppose

[PlaidPrincess92]

@BOTDForever3 *abortion

[askinglifewhy]

@BOTDForever3 Abortion

[haloguy09]

@BOTDForever3 dude, i read your comment as he said that!!!

[DeathEater6999]

@BOTDForever3 22 now

[xplayz]

@BOTDForever3 ALL HAIL FOAMY 

[allhailfoamy1]

@xplayz you called?

[xplayz]

@allhailfoamy1 ? lol

[allhailfoamy1]

@xplayz hey you said all hail foamy. here i am now what do ya want -.-

[xplayz]

@allhailfoamy1 oh lol i didnt read ur name nice get

[allhailfoamy1]

@xplayz lawlz

[ZoomingSkittles89]

@BOTDForever3 Your grammatical and spelling skills make me weep for the future of our world.

[MellsyBaby]

"I mean really kill. Like Jump up and down, and kill." XD

[Countdown1230]

My ex stalked me for a while. I didn't hate him but i hated his guts when he started stalking...if only i had squirrely wrath

[gaurdianofsakura]

@Countdown1230 girlfriends be doing tht for four weeks now, why stalk me. she was the bitch tht ended it, jump in front of a bus or i'll push you in to it.

[Countdown1230]

@gaurdianofsakura some girls are extremely clingy even if they end the relationship =/ my suggestion, give her a lil push onto the subway tracks and woosh she won't stalk u anymore =P (cruel but foamy would praise me)

[shereeEG]

LOVE foamy.

[moonstrike047]

I find it so odd that I too have a lot in common with a talking Cartoon.

[Wraith3097]

@moonstrike047 you're not odd he's speaking the truth so people relate to it

[chevychevelle396]

@moonstrike047 :-) Welcome to the club lol.

[kasami76]

Um... 17 people didn't take Foamy's advice? |:

[SandyDustyGreen81234]

17 people stalk their gf or bf

[cdcranston1]

this is the truest thing i have ever heard in my life... keep going foamy hes almost as good or better than family guy :D

[kyle90876]

17 ppl r stalkers

[FireArrow9000]

17 people have faced squirrely wrath...

[bakakodachi64]

It was just today that I wrote a sonnet poem about my girlfriend....