umm i luv ur shirt did u get it frum.cuz im goin to JA in like 10 daiiz.. n i dnt want to be stuck at my granni'z yard all daii so i plan to do shoppin.
hi, I am lorenzo scarola and you promise to pray with you in spirit and you get many blessings, every Monday from 20.0 to 21.0 (until the end of the world)for peace, prosperity, because, 40 Jewish bankers of seigniorage, have stolen the monetary sovereignty YOUTUBE will raise the level of its business, when all of ignominies: go on
And we, we have to stay here peacefully together with our children Search humanumgenus Playlist "musica celeste"
God bless you: Please spread this message. ALLELUIA!
(cont.) i didn't c da end when i typed my last comment. but omg i was dying cuz my parents r frum jamaica and wen u said dat it felt like u wwere talking to me. lol ur a funny guy.
Classic, true but also thought provoking after all the laughs are done... "Yow mi nah go help you yaa evil yute!!! Yea, we a stamp out di evil inna yuh" Classic
bigggggggg up white mwad JAMAICAN U LIKE DA WICKET OFF DE STUMPS BLUD CLARRRRRRRRRRRRT LOL UR BIG UR BIG BIG UP JASON IN YOUR NEXT VIDEO YH WUN LOVE !
Very funny man, I love this including your other videos (Jamaican Idol probably my most favourite =]). Don't worry about the ignorant people posting vulgar comments, they just say it because they have no understanding of what the video is portraying. Excellent job keep it up =]
yow .. ey man .. i know exactly what u talkin bout .. i too is a born and breed ya so white jamaican .. and farin ppl have the fukkin nerve to ask me where i learned to speak english ... and if i like in a bomborassclaat tree!! I only wish that they undertood what comes out of my mouth when confronted with such friggin crap. keep up the good work man .. me nuh know whe u de now... but kingston hot nuh rass!! a likkle rain wouldnt kill we dung ya
my youth dem no unda stand you ,bun dem if your from J.A we give you a faword 100% black, white, chiny whatever WE RUN TINGs tings nu run we ra ra ra ra ra ra
i'm a Bajan and my fada and my mudda gave me liks (beatings) fa being bad as a yute and even in school de teachers beat ya ass wid belts, yard sticks, and bambo sticks..all kinda cunt so..i know wuh u saying man..i live in California now and my bad ass nephews need they ass beat but this is america u cah do that shit lol..or dem call de police on ya ass lol.oh yeah dat zebra and elephant man inpersonation was funny as rassole lol i always thought zebra teef way he style from tiger wuh u tink?
That's hilarious its so true. Just remember some kids like to throw themselves on the floor or they throw themselves into a wall and wail for a half an hour.
when demonstrating the american child's temper tantrum, you forgot to throw yourself to the floor while flailing both arms and legs while whining/yelling. nice try, though.
O mighty Lord Satan,God of this worldGod of my flesh,God of my mindGod of my innermost Will!ery part of this world is within Your powerYou arewithin every part of this world.Every part of me is within Your power.O mighty Lord Satan,teach us to become strong and wise!Teach us to vanquish the enemiesof our freedom and well-being!
214 people get 2 rassclaat lick fi di first in dem life
ajayn09 10 months ago
Gi dem two raasclaat lick! lol
MissDemeanour85 2 years ago
whats the song at the end?
Anyone now who the artist is?
Yehbytheway 2 years ago
we dont throw fits here... we get whipped with hands, belts, hanger or whatever is around.... so thats not tru... well us black kids get whipped lol
gptxgoddesss 2 years ago 2
umm i luv ur shirt did u get it frum.cuz im goin to JA in like 10 daiiz.. n i dnt want to be stuck at my granni'z yard all daii so i plan to do shoppin.
liveluvnlie 2 years ago
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hi, I am lorenzo scarola and you promise to pray with you in spirit and you get many blessings, every Monday from 20.0 to 21.0 (until the end of the world)for peace, prosperity, because, 40 Jewish bankers of seigniorage, have stolen the monetary sovereignty YOUTUBE will raise the level of its business, when all of ignominies: go on
And we, we have to stay here peacefully together with our children Search humanumgenus Playlist "musica celeste"
God bless you: Please spread this message. ALLELUIA!
humanumgenus 2 years ago
my yute yuh igle enuh!! lmaoo
but iz truu! di americans dem nuh lick dem pikni one bumbo....dem need a good LIK!
bebebritz 3 years ago
You are crazy! lol
nicholer1 3 years ago
MWJ...ur craaaazy!
krazykrazyk 3 years ago
rassclaat lick ya little pickny
Mophpo 3 years ago
lol nuh worry bout dat mi a get 4 rassclaat lick lol
princesstina305 3 years ago
sorry satan, now im going for the jamaican!
SplurtySplurt 3 years ago
oooh i used to always get lick with the clothes hanger it stings the worse
Leondre121 3 years ago
satan.. get behind me!
SplurtySplurt 3 years ago
lol hes ovali funii =D
xxbaybeekoexx 3 years ago
does anyone know tha riddim to the tune at the end?
EllSlick 3 years ago
what does the [F] Mean on most of his videos?
NoLegerVolunteer 3 years ago
this is wicked..
SplurtySplurt 3 years ago
pickny - a caribbean (commonly) derision of "Pickaninny"...
drezone 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
whoever voted down my comment show urself or hide behind the internet like a bitch sukk ur mum ya fucking pussyhole
jowad85 3 years ago
lol love yo shirt man.....got rum?
crazykillaxx 3 years ago 2
2 licks 2 licks! brap
jowad85 3 years ago
2 funi tipz on how 2 beat ya child
deeeeeeezzzzaaaa 3 years ago
I LOVE THIS DUDE!!! :DDD
Keeana94 3 years ago 2
you are my favorite person on youtube
Lilrocc17 3 years ago 2
Daddy! I finally found you!!!!!
Brozain 3 years ago
TRESHAUN RIGHT HERE
dablackterminator 3 years ago
lmfao sssooo funny.
mikeb5963 3 years ago
i love the trem Pigmy never herd it before
thuggie1 3 years ago
its spelled Picknee
ImMikeyIRock9 3 years ago
thanks for the corretion
thuggie1 3 years ago
big up an raspek to zebra an elephant maaaaan! yo, we hafta see more a dem inna future! oh, an yuh maaaaad crazy mi yute!
houseofreggae 3 years ago
lol tha zebra part was hilarious
tiger you want to sound like me lol I am a big fan
rudolph502 3 years ago
You are a complete and utter nutter. I love you
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MacgyverThis 3 years ago
Someting wrong wid dis whitebwoy! He mad! and dam funny too! keep it up mah boy you got talent!
Islandrx23 3 years ago
iye!
Iye!
Iye!Bombo!
Iye!Bombo!
garrome 4 years ago
(cont.) i didn't c da end when i typed my last comment. but omg i was dying cuz my parents r frum jamaica and wen u said dat it felt like u wwere talking to me. lol ur a funny guy.
Myisha631 4 years ago
omg lol. this made me laugh! but unfortunatly sum ppl don't disaplin their children and this is coming from a 14 year old so...
Myisha631 4 years ago
hahahah!
Stunr99 4 years ago
All uh una tryin talk Jamiacan at once! If una can't talk Jamiacan, den una shouldn't try!
JoniLuvaForeva 4 years ago
Portia Simson is the only satan in jamiaca and all pnp's
jamaicanbadbwoy 4 years ago
YOU NEED JESUS!!!!
hitmanvincy 4 years ago
That's right! BUSSASS!
BigStr8Al 4 years ago
yow lemme borrow that shirt
unrecordable 4 years ago 3
lol
pelius3 4 years ago
LMFAO zebra and eli!
lAAAAWL!! 'Zebra what do we do wit dim pickney dem'
cylotec14 4 years ago
yow sah. if satan go pon vacation him woulda affi leave jamaica to go on vacation. do you know another hell?
jeromeo1986 4 years ago
"what are you talkn bout..im not evil...IM YOUR FRIENDDDDDDDDDDD!" lmfaoooo das da best part
lilseximami 4 years ago
lmao GOT RUM?
tuts333 4 years ago 2
lmao yuh too funny.. especially bout di clothes hanger...lol the joys of growin up jamaican..
jamaicancewtie5 4 years ago
lmao sumtime mi a fi wonda a weh yu get dem ya sinting from
abukani 4 years ago
Oonu caan si seh dis bredda no rited ha ha ha ha dem ah saytaaan pickanee!! ha ha ha
Plentyjokes2007 4 years ago
lmfao......that shit is too funni
Tinah83 4 years ago
my yute... you too funny. Nuff repect yute
footmooa 4 years ago
ay! AY! BUMMBO! BUMBO!lol
evagreen192 4 years ago
Who does the music at the end of the vid?
theheathyfella 4 years ago
lmao... propa way!
danshay00 4 years ago
lololo u funny as helll!
Cherishyaya 4 years ago
Say-tahn
HylianSpirit 4 years ago
LMFAO Madwhitejamaican LMFAO your fucking hilarious guy
beatahoesass 4 years ago
all i can say is.. this is damn creative lmao
Tobitha2006 4 years ago
worried about that zebra!
Saphyre101 4 years ago
lolll.mad funny.
rpgvag 4 years ago
lol.. ive been watching all these videos.. ur really one sick ute..lol Funny as hell.. keep it up ...
LiquidBunny 4 years ago
LMAO!!!!!
atley718 4 years ago
LMAO @ zebra and elephant MAN. pure jokes
JamaicanHunni15 4 years ago
I've been a fan of madwhitejamaican for a WHILE now. <33 love this video always makes me laugh.
SexualAmoeba 4 years ago
THE BEATIN AND PERCINGS WAS JOKES
Cstackz 4 years ago
got rum lol
19901615 4 years ago
HOLY FUCK..FUNNIEST FUCKIN THING.
mazzbeers 4 years ago
Im a substitute teacher and yes, nobody disciplines their children anymore. They are horrible. I like the bit with the stick and hiding the bruises.
jmbridenchrist 4 years ago
I knew Santan was white. just joking.
rudie1970 4 years ago
LOL i knew it 2!
shountypoo 4 years ago
this ...is ...the..funniest...shit...i have ever seen in my muther fuckin life!!!! lol
miakidv 4 years ago
u r satan
kavin95 4 years ago
hahahahahahaha....weyyy starr...yet anodda one dat make me laugh...keep dem coming...lol
ibc87 4 years ago
hahah what happend in the us is thiss :D hilarious
sjambek101 4 years ago
ah got lix from long time tuh age 13 or 14. yuh know alot better after lix.
yuhhustla 4 years ago
Classic, true but also thought provoking after all the laughs are done... "Yow mi nah go help you yaa evil yute!!! Yea, we a stamp out di evil inna yuh" Classic
masterix6 4 years ago
I swear, if they put you in front of a camera for two hours and called it a movie, I would go watch it. Much luv!!
Reesha01 4 years ago
greatness.u need to take this to the big screen.
killaqnz1 4 years ago
that zebra shit had me rolling.. ah chat yu ah chat sum funny shit..
falloutpruduckshunz 4 years ago
Bwoy John u kno seh them mek a song bout Zebra an Tiger just recently?? ZEBRA!!!
slimJay777 4 years ago
yup guess who is planning a parody ;)
madwhitejamaican 4 years ago
ur mad. really and truely mad. but true, very true.
Missmuffinmcgee 4 years ago
Wi call dat ban not belt lol
Callabad 4 years ago
ya it funni caz it tru
stusher 5 years ago
Also...isn't Zebra in jail on rape charges?
Strictlydibes 5 years ago
i think he is out him and tiger a link up now dem have new song. ill be making fun of it soon.
madwhitejamaican 5 years ago
DEAD@ no temper tantrum. Gee I hope SuperNanny don't hear about dis! P.S- I hate di clothes hanger, but indeed it is effective!!!
Strictlydibes 5 years ago
i think u (as satan) were in my dream last night :S how weird is that?
Babygirl831129 5 years ago
lol ..2 funny..thats how my mother hits my bro..omg ..good job!!
candiesbff12 5 years ago
yea man.... caribbean chirrun well disciplined....
Tavi7151 5 years ago
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Bjorkadmirer 5 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! ohhh lawd, di Zehbrah an' di Helifant!!! mi ah seh lawd. joke!
Pisces74 5 years ago
This is officially boring.
TehGreenClover 5 years ago
bigggggggg up white mwad JAMAICAN U LIKE DA WICKET OFF DE STUMPS BLUD CLARRRRRRRRRRRRT LOL UR BIG UR BIG BIG UP JASON IN YOUR NEXT VIDEO YH WUN LOVE !
SMKY118 5 years ago
Very funny man, I love this including your other videos (Jamaican Idol probably my most favourite =]). Don't worry about the ignorant people posting vulgar comments, they just say it because they have no understanding of what the video is portraying. Excellent job keep it up =]
OGjamesOG 5 years ago
(LOL) funny! you are gud!
lalaeffie 5 years ago
yo dis man head gone! but him funny yah rassss!
supermodel6969 5 years ago
i love ya man big time funny as hell mi love ya video dem
yvonnebell 5 years ago
LOL How funny can u get
matthew8755 5 years ago
yow .. ey man .. i know exactly what u talkin bout .. i too is a born and breed ya so white jamaican .. and farin ppl have the fukkin nerve to ask me where i learned to speak english ... and if i like in a bomborassclaat tree!! I only wish that they undertood what comes out of my mouth when confronted with such friggin crap. keep up the good work man .. me nuh know whe u de now... but kingston hot nuh rass!! a likkle rain wouldnt kill we dung ya
feedmeh8 5 years ago
I agree with jillibugc, mad sick 'ead no good, but I LOVE IT still!
gillianclayton 5 years ago
mad sick....ead no good lmao
jillibugc 5 years ago
this is so crazy. i love it
KHFan 5 years ago
whe di rass do yuh
Jamaicanprincess87 5 years ago
ehh Bwoi ur prapa jOkz wid them htings stilll keep up ur crazyness bwoi rack On big Up the white jamaican bwoi
sircrashalot 5 years ago
you can be my daddy.. lol.. keep up the awesome work.. kisses
- fan from canada...
sunflower1369 5 years ago
I can't stop watching this bloody clip :)
shalad33 5 years ago
Mad sick head nuh good me like dem scene still the man alryte
Rebeleq 5 years ago
MAdd ting yute!
Oxxman 5 years ago
my yute....funny shit yo, mi a laugh mi rass off, but yu fi buss di people dem pon yu "Aye Bwwooy" skits from way back....
HarryPOTThed 5 years ago
my friend if i eva find dat hard drive.
madwhitejamaican 5 years ago
my youth dem no unda stand you ,bun dem if your from J.A we give you a faword 100% black, white, chiny whatever WE RUN TINGs tings nu run we ra ra ra ra ra ra
badmon 5 years ago
lol u remember where u last put yuh brain...maybe if yuh tell mi, we can play a game fi find it...;big up still..keep up di good work.
SexyGirlSashi 5 years ago
dis mad ras bwoyLOL
Quizzlette 5 years ago
yeah jamaica *IS* small for real, cause i think im sure i know you *and* your mommy XD
GickySama 5 years ago
i'm a Bajan and my fada and my mudda gave me liks (beatings) fa being bad as a yute and even in school de teachers beat ya ass wid belts, yard sticks, and bambo sticks..all kinda cunt so..i know wuh u saying man..i live in California now and my bad ass nephews need they ass beat but this is america u cah do that shit lol..or dem call de police on ya ass lol.oh yeah dat zebra and elephant man inpersonation was funny as rassole lol i always thought zebra teef way he style from tiger wuh u tink?
tymelock 5 years ago
yeah thats why i have no problem making fun of him. "salt mustard vinigar pepa" bow! bow! <-- jamaicans know that one lmao.
madwhitejamaican 5 years ago
Lol, mwj u givin me more joks mon! Keepa sendin ur joks, dey reachin UK! one love Basha
basha06 5 years ago
lolzzzzz...the elephant man voice is dumbbbb funny!!!
kennyp987 5 years ago
LMAO
That's hilarious its so true. Just remember some kids like to throw themselves on the floor or they throw themselves into a wall and wail for a half an hour.
ThornMalfoy 5 years ago
when demonstrating the american child's temper tantrum, you forgot to throw yourself to the floor while flailing both arms and legs while whining/yelling. nice try, though.
zciweslab 5 years ago
you guys wanna check out another cool vid? do a search on youtube for "Panty Christ Superstorage" By Dopamine....its sweet! very cool.
bluesatan667 5 years ago
lmao your back wit dis one
okayokayokay07 5 years ago
AYE! BUMBO hahahahaha.
furiouschika5o 5 years ago
Omg i love it. People that don't get the video should be banned from watching it. MWJ is my hero.
furiouschika5o 5 years ago
Mhad to Bloooodclaaaat!!!!
"U muss gi yur pickeny two rassclaat lick" BAP BAP!!!
MhadbwoY 5 years ago
LOOOOOL .. mabbbbbb yute
worldheadja 5 years ago
LLLLLAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEEE, if you wanne see real ACTION, you'll have to watch our videos...
Love, Peace and Harmony
MrWandMrB 5 years ago
wanker
NAJA2404 5 years ago
Sounds kinda Irish/jamacian
TheATeaN 5 years ago
Zebra ah rapist, but FREE UP JAH CURE
pjfray 5 years ago
HAHA you are great!
Limonadis 5 years ago
haha wikid
derellekelly 5 years ago
Lay off the meth dude
8milebend 5 years ago
U R DA GAYEST SATAN EVER SEEN
mystiquemind 5 years ago
HAHA you are great!
Ofir 5 years ago
LOL SINCE WEN HAS SATAN BIN JAMACIAN!
roxygirl123 5 years ago
gay.
LewTubeTV 5 years ago
"raas lick"
hahhahahahha
funnyarab 5 years ago
Keep up the good work.
Bruce of Buddhas's Revenge
blehto 5 years ago
fricking hilaRIOUS
coolgal13 5 years ago
Arrrgh man see in u with dat belt im picturing my gran she use to fling around the belt like nunchucks when I was young LOL
grimez11 5 years ago
Thats excellent.Man you should be made minister of education.
theheathyfella 5 years ago
what the fuck hav u been smokin lol
gr8 vid
agentisthebest 5 years ago
fun and funny- loved the familiars,too. wouldn't mind locking horns with U. BWAHAHAHAHA!
zciweslab 5 years ago
cheat-o-matic
katisboy47 5 years ago
lol i don't know the only part I really really liked, was *you think your a king but your only a prince*
Lily
wiltedlily 5 years ago
what a kunt
r0sssssssiii 5 years ago
aah is des dumm
xxxXXXVerenaXXXxxx 5 years ago
is this funny?
mrhyde01 5 years ago
ok, sooo dumb..but oddly..soo funny. sue me, I laughed.
Crunchybubble 5 years ago
hes better than supernanny
patirocha 5 years ago
someone got extremely bored haha.
geexox 5 years ago
FAKE VIDEO COUNTER AT WORK. 217 RATINGS, but 108, 254 views. Wtf. Come check out my EP1. Weird, but oh so good. Episode 3 I just finished.
NoncentsProductions 5 years ago
Jesus!Jesus!Jesus!
en101com 5 years ago
That was something of a bad acid trip.
HylianSpirit 5 years ago
good accent
tazz29 5 years ago
WIGGER!
itsoverjohnny 5 years ago
someone punch this fag in the face
everlast3000 5 years ago
You can get views other ways than using a Firefox add-on. I could use a tasker to do the job for me, it records macro's and mouse movements.
Xcurior 5 years ago
There is no way you didnt use that Firefox add-on to get all of these views.
hafjapmatt 5 years ago
You look like Ronald McDonald and Bob Marleys love child.
teeebagg66 5 years ago
that wasn't even funny, nor EVEN close to the word good...
3xTnAnhMinhfan 5 years ago
OK now i am insane.
(actually i stole that line, but still)
mrcohen 5 years ago
ummm ok.... dude your not like mrpregnat so stop trying to act like him!
richrunescaper 5 years ago
that was fucking retarded
D23KOS 5 years ago
stfu
zaphod2 5 years ago
I thought it was pretty good. But im a newb so what do I know.
Slythar 5 years ago
controversial stupidity used to attract viewers.. you and the fat titty jamaican guy are exactly the same.
obigalish 5 years ago
I hope that fat titty guy ur talking bout is not Mr Pregnant becuase he is not Jamaican.
jerimiah151 5 years ago
Yeap, Mr. Pregnant is Trini!
Kamenimay2008 5 years ago
Mr. Pregnant is Trinidadian... and I love that country too. Its my sister and I love all caribbean islands.
Kamenimay2008 5 years ago
Bac'FOOT! I LOVE IT!! IM SO ADDING YOU TO MY FAVORITES!!
spanna22000 5 years ago
haha, Satan has a Jamacan accent!! I knew there was something wrong with him
pubicbone 5 years ago
wow, i thought that was extremely funny
lauren9109 5 years ago
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb
nyxx1349 5 years ago
you are one of the ugliest people ive ever seen. but nice personality
super240986 5 years ago
this is CRAP! stop ripping off MR PREGNANT and using a reload program for your video views!
YOU LAME ASS CHEATER.
katlitter 5 years ago
ah shut up katlitter. Mr Pregant is a disgusting fat slob.
iannewla 5 years ago
O mighty Lord Satan,God of this worldGod of my flesh,God of my mindGod of my innermost Will!ery part of this world is within Your powerYou arewithin every part of this world.Every part of me is within Your power.O mighty Lord Satan,teach us to become strong and wise!Teach us to vanquish the enemiesof our freedom and well-being!
huliogonzales 5 years ago
Lol I like your credits.
SWGisGay 5 years ago
what the fuck is wrong with you, go back to hell "satan" and lay off the fuckin crack
swoosh0889 5 years ago
Apparently this Satan is from mexico.. Mexico Satan North America Satan owns you.
Deathend 5 years ago