[F] SATAN
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From: madwhitejamaican
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  • 214 people get 2 rassclaat lick fi di first in dem life

  • Gi dem two raasclaat lick! lol

  • whats the song at the end?

    Anyone now who the artist is?

  • we dont throw fits here... we get whipped with hands, belts, hanger or whatever is around.... so thats not tru... well us black kids get whipped lol

  • umm i luv ur shirt did u get it frum.cuz im goin to JA in like 10 daiiz.. n i dnt want to be stuck at my granni'z yard all daii so i plan to do shoppin.

  • my yute yuh igle enuh!! lmaoo

    but iz truu! di americans dem nuh lick dem pikni one bumbo....dem need a good LIK!

  • You are crazy! lol

  • MWJ...ur craaaazy!

  • rassclaat lick ya little pickny

  • lol nuh worry bout dat mi a get 4 rassclaat lick lol

  • sorry satan, now im going for the jamaican!

  • oooh i used to always get lick with the clothes hanger it stings the worse

  • satan.. get behind me!

  • lol hes ovali funii =D

  • does anyone know tha riddim to the tune at the end?

  • what does the [F] Mean on most of his videos?

  • this is wicked..

  • pickny - a caribbean (commonly) derision of "Pickaninny"...

  • lol love yo shirt man.....got rum?

  • 2 licks 2 licks! brap

  • 2 funi tipz on how 2 beat ya child

  • I LOVE THIS DUDE!!! :DDD

  • you are my favorite person on youtube

  • Daddy! I finally found you!!!!!

  • TRESHAUN RIGHT HERE

  • lmfao  sssooo funny.

  • i love the trem Pigmy never herd it before

  • its spelled Picknee

  • thanks for the corretion

  • big up an raspek to zebra an elephant maaaaan! yo, we hafta see more a dem inna future! oh, an yuh maaaaad crazy mi yute!

  • lol tha zebra part was hilarious

    tiger you want to sound like me lol I am a big fan

  • You are a complete and utter nutter. I love you

    XXXXXXXXXXX

  • Someting wrong wid dis whitebwoy! He mad! and dam funny too! keep it up mah boy you got talent!

  • iye!

    Iye!

    Iye!Bombo!

    Iye!Bombo!

  • (cont.) i didn't c da end when i typed my last comment. but omg i was dying cuz my parents r frum jamaica and wen u said dat it felt like u wwere talking to me. lol ur a funny guy.

  • omg lol. this made me laugh! but unfortunatly sum ppl don't disaplin their children and this is coming from a 14 year old so...

  • hahahah!

  • All uh una tryin talk Jamiacan at once! If una can't talk Jamiacan, den una shouldn't try!

  • Portia Simson is the only satan in jamiaca and all pnp's

  • YOU NEED JESUS!!!!

  • That's right!  BUSSASS!

  • yow lemme borrow that shirt

  • lol

  • LMFAO zebra and eli!

    lAAAAWL!! 'Zebra what do we do wit dim pickney dem'

  • yow sah. if satan go pon vacation him woulda affi leave jamaica to go on vacation. do you know another hell?

  • "what are you talkn bout..im not evil...IM YOUR FRIENDDDDDDDDDDD!" lmfaoooo das da best part

  • lmao GOT RUM?

  • lmao yuh too funny.. especially bout di clothes hanger...lol the joys of growin up jamaican..

  • lmao sumtime mi a fi wonda a weh yu get dem ya sinting from

  • Oonu caan si seh dis bredda no rited ha ha ha ha dem ah saytaaan pickanee!! ha ha ha

  • lmfao......that shit is too funni

  • my yute... you too funny. Nuff repect yute

  • ay! AY! BUMMBO! BUMBO!lol

  • Who does the music at the end of the vid?

  • lmao... propa way!

  • lololo u funny as helll!

  • Say-tahn

  • LMFAO Madwhitejamaican LMFAO your fucking hilarious guy

  • all i can say is.. this is damn creative lmao

  • worried about that zebra!

  • lolll.mad funny.

  • lol.. ive been watching all these videos.. ur really one sick ute..lol Funny as hell.. keep it up ...

  • LMAO!!!!!

  • LMAO @ zebra and elephant MAN. pure jokes

  • I've been a fan of madwhitejamaican for a WHILE now. <33 love this video always makes me laugh.

  • THE BEATIN AND PERCINGS WAS JOKES

  • got rum lol

  • HOLY FUCK..FUNNIEST FUCKIN THING.

  • Im a substitute teacher and yes, nobody disciplines their children anymore. They are horrible. I like the bit with the stick and hiding the bruises.

  • I knew Santan was white. just joking.

  • LOL i knew it 2!

  • this ...is ...the..funniest...shit...i have ever seen in my muther fuckin life!!!! lol

  • u r satan

  • hahahahahahaha....weyyy starr...yet anodda one dat make me laugh...keep dem coming...lol

  • hahah what happend in the us is thiss :D hilarious

  • ah got lix from long time tuh age 13 or 14. yuh know alot better after lix.

  • Classic, true but also thought provoking after all the laughs are done... "Yow mi nah go help you yaa evil yute!!! Yea, we a stamp out di evil inna yuh" Classic

  • I swear, if they put you in front of a camera for two hours and called it a movie, I would go watch it. Much luv!!

  • greatness.u need to take this to the big screen.

  • that zebra shit had me rolling.. ah chat yu ah chat sum funny shit..

  • Bwoy John u kno seh them mek a song bout Zebra an Tiger just recently?? ZEBRA!!!

  • yup guess who is planning a parody ;)

  • ur mad. really and truely mad. but true, very true.

  • Wi call dat ban not belt lol

  • ya it funni caz it tru

  • Also...isn't Zebra in jail on rape charges?

  • i think he is out him and tiger a link up now dem have new song. ill be making fun of it soon.

  • DEAD@ no temper tantrum. Gee I hope SuperNanny don't hear about dis! P.S- I hate di clothes hanger, but indeed it is effective!!!

  • i think u (as satan) were in my dream last night :S how weird is that?

  • lol ..2 funny..thats how my mother hits my bro..omg ..good job!!

  • yea man.... caribbean chirrun well disciplined....

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! ohhh lawd, di Zehbrah an' di Helifant!!! mi ah seh lawd. joke!

  • This is officially boring.

  • bigggggggg up white mwad JAMAICAN U LIKE DA WICKET OFF DE STUMPS BLUD CLARRRRRRRRRRRRT LOL UR BIG UR BIG BIG UP JASON IN YOUR NEXT VIDEO YH WUN LOVE !

  • Very funny man, I love this including your other videos (Jamaican Idol probably my most favourite =]). Don't worry about the ignorant people posting vulgar comments, they just say it because they have no understanding of what the video is portraying. Excellent job keep it up =]

  • (LOL) funny! you are gud!

  • yo dis man head gone! but him funny yah rassss!

  • i love ya man big time funny as hell mi love ya video dem

  • LOL How funny can u get

  • yow .. ey man .. i know exactly what u talkin bout .. i too is a born and breed ya so white jamaican .. and farin ppl have the fukkin nerve to ask me where i learned to speak english ... and if i like in a bomborassclaat tree!! I only wish that they undertood what comes out of my mouth when confronted with such friggin crap. keep up the good work man .. me nuh know whe u de now... but kingston hot nuh rass!! a likkle rain wouldnt kill we dung ya

  • I agree with jillibugc, mad sick 'ead no good, but I LOVE IT still!

  • mad sick....ead no good lmao

  • this is so crazy. i love it

  • whe di rass do yuh

  • ehh Bwoi ur prapa jOkz wid them htings stilll keep up ur crazyness bwoi rack On big Up the white jamaican bwoi

  • you can be my daddy.. lol.. keep up the awesome work.. kisses

    - fan from canada...

  • I can't stop watching this bloody clip :)

  • Mad sick head nuh good me like dem scene still the man alryte

  • MAdd ting yute!

  • my yute....funny shit yo, mi a laugh mi rass off, but yu fi buss di people dem pon yu "Aye Bwwooy" skits from way back....

  • my friend if i eva find dat hard drive.

  • my youth dem no unda stand you ,bun dem if your from J.A we give you a faword 100%  black, white, chiny whatever WE RUN TINGs tings nu run we ra ra ra ra ra ra

  • lol u remember where u last put yuh brain...maybe if yuh tell mi, we can play a game fi find it...;big up still..keep up di good work.

  • dis mad ras bwoyLOL

  • yeah jamaica *IS* small for real, cause i think im sure i know you *and* your mommy XD

  • i'm a Bajan and my fada and my mudda gave me liks (beatings) fa being bad as a yute and even in school de teachers beat ya ass wid belts, yard sticks, and bambo sticks..all kinda cunt so..i know wuh u saying man..i live in California now and my bad ass nephews need they ass beat but this is america u cah do that shit lol..or dem call de police on ya ass lol.oh yeah dat zebra and elephant man inpersonation was funny as rassole lol i always thought zebra teef way he style from tiger wuh u tink?

  • yeah thats why i have no problem making fun of him. "salt mustard vinigar pepa" bow! bow! <-- jamaicans know that one lmao.

  • Lol, mwj u givin me more joks mon! Keepa sendin ur joks, dey reachin UK! one love Basha

  • lolzzzzz...the elephant man voice is dumbbbb funny!!!

  • LMAO

    That's hilarious its so true. Just remember some kids like to throw themselves on the floor or they throw themselves into a wall and wail for a half an hour.

  • when demonstrating the american child's temper tantrum, you forgot to throw yourself to the floor while flailing both arms and legs while whining/yelling. nice try, though.

  • you guys wanna check out another cool vid? do a search on youtube for "Panty Christ Superstorage" By Dopamine....its sweet! very cool.

  • lmao your back wit dis one

  • AYE! BUMBO hahahahaha.

  • Omg i love it. People that don't get the video should be banned from watching it. MWJ is my hero.

  • Mhad to Bloooodclaaaat!!!!

    "U muss gi yur pickeny two rassclaat lick" BAP BAP!!!

  • LOOOOOL .. mabbbbbb yute

  • LLLLLAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEEE, if you wanne see real ACTION, you'll have to watch our videos...

    Love, Peace and Harmony

  • wanker

  • Sounds kinda Irish/jamacian

  • Zebra ah rapist, but FREE UP JAH CURE

  • HAHA you are great!

  • haha wikid

  • Lay off the meth dude

  • U R DA GAYEST SATAN EVER SEEN

  • HAHA you are great!

  • LOL SINCE WEN HAS SATAN BIN JAMACIAN!

  • gay.

  • "raas lick"

    hahhahahahha

  • Keep up the good work.

    Bruce of Buddhas's Revenge

  • fricking hilaRIOUS

  • Arrrgh man see in u with dat belt im picturing my gran she use to fling around the belt like nunchucks when I was young LOL

  • Thats excellent.Man you should be made minister of education.

  • what the fuck hav u been smokin lol

    gr8 vid

  • fun and funny- loved the familiars,too. wouldn't mind locking horns with U. BWAHAHAHAHA!

  • cheat-o-matic

  • lol i don't know the only part I really really liked, was *you think your a king but your only a prince*

    Lily

  • what a kunt

  • aah is des dumm

  • is this funny?

  • ok, sooo dumb..but oddly..soo funny. sue me, I laughed.

  • hes better than supernanny

  • someone got extremely bored haha.

  • FAKE VIDEO COUNTER AT WORK. 217 RATINGS, but 108, 254 views. Wtf. Come check out my EP1. Weird, but oh so good. Episode 3 I just finished.

  • Jesus!Jesus!Jesus!

  • That was something of a bad acid trip.

  • good accent

  • WIGGER!

  • someone punch this fag in the face

  • You can get views other ways than using a Firefox add-on. I could use a tasker to do the job for me, it records macro's and mouse movements.

  • There is no way you didnt use that Firefox add-on to get all of these views.

  • You look like Ronald McDonald and Bob Marleys love child.

  • that wasn't even funny, nor EVEN close to the word good...

  • OK now i am insane.

    (actually i stole that line, but still)

  • ummm ok.... dude your not like mrpregnat so stop trying to act like him!

  • that was fucking retarded

  • stfu

  • I thought it was pretty good. But im a newb so what do I know.

  • controversial stupidity used to attract viewers.. you and the fat titty jamaican guy are exactly the same.

  • I hope that fat titty guy ur talking bout is not Mr Pregnant becuase he is not Jamaican.

  • Yeap, Mr. Pregnant is Trini!

  • Mr. Pregnant is Trinidadian... and I love that country too. Its my sister and I love all caribbean islands.

  • Bac'FOOT! I LOVE IT!! IM SO ADDING YOU TO MY FAVORITES!!

  • haha, Satan has a Jamacan accent!! I knew there was something wrong with him

  • wow, i thought that was extremely funny

  • Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb

  • you are one of the ugliest people ive ever seen. but nice personality

  • this is CRAP! stop ripping off MR PREGNANT and using a reload program for your video views!

    YOU LAME ASS CHEATER.

  • ah shut up katlitter. Mr Pregant is a disgusting fat slob.

  • O mighty Lord Satan,God of this worldGod of my flesh,God of my mindGod of my innermost Will!ery part of this world is within Your powerYou arewithin every part of this world.Every part of me is within Your power.O mighty Lord Satan,teach us to become strong and wise!Teach us to vanquish the enemiesof our freedom and well-being!

  • Lol I like your credits.

  • what the fuck is wrong with you, go back to hell "satan" and lay off the fuckin crack

  • Apparently this Satan is from mexico.. Mexico Satan North America Satan owns you.