come back jokes

[MegaZSkillz]

Use this comeback when someone insults you:

"I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ASS.

[SuperCowboyfan17]

just because ur dad says ur good with ur mouth dosnt mean u can talk shit

[TheOllysproductions]

how about this 1

if u were an orphan i would feel for u but not for ur parents

:D

[Lol4eva2]

Or if a girl says somethin mean say, : you know you can use your mouth for more than just insulting people and giving out blow jobs. A guy you say go suck his dick you'll probably enjoy it. (:

[Natenator77]

I heard this one off of a random show can't remember but here it is:

You: "You are gay."

Them: "What the fuck? No I'm not."

You: "Yeah you're gay. You could probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

Them: 0_0

[toomanymutants]

I got one! When you say "What're you lookin' at" and someone responds "Not much, how about you?" you say, "Absolutely nothing."

[Peackin]

I'm sorry I would but I don't hit special people

[98mccracken]

whats a comeback for "cant whoop me"?

[toomanymutants]

@98mccracken Why would I waste my time trying to beat up a piece of crap?

[toomanymutants]

@98mccracken Comeback for "Can't whoop me?" Why would I waste my time trying to hurt a piece of crap?

[jazzyluvsyooh123]

Lolx This Song Is Really Funny It Makes me roll in the floor and laff my ass of ! ;) xD

[microlight2838]

i said this one

guy: what did god say when he made the first black person? oops i burnt one, and u know what i said? me: what did god say when he made u? oops i dropped one.

[Dennischambers100000]

when you touch someone and they say "rape!" i strip off and put a elephant mask other my dick. o.0 sorry. i couldn't think of any word but dick!

[Dennischambers100000]

@Dennischambers100000 i spelt over :/

[Dennischambers100000]

when someone flips me off i say "step back its his/her favourite finger!"

[Dennischambers100000]

when i'm in this situation this is what i do. "your gay" "well tonight when your asleep i'm going to rub scrambled egg on your forehead and caress my face with natural yogurt"

[MrAhmedrocks234]

How about this one, Freddy Kruger called and he said he wants his face back,

[FooFooBree]

how about

ex boyfriend; *cough-cough* bitch.....

you; oh; i've been called worse....trust me

ex boyfriend; really; what?

you; your girlfriend

OHHHHHHHH BURRRRRN!!!!!!!!

[menslady125]

How about this?

Other guy: *flips you off*

You: What's that? Your level of intelligence?

Guy: No, it's yours!

You: Well, if mine is 1, yours must be negative 700.

[mcburberryrulez]

YA MUM lol

[wowkidlrn2play]

If someone tells ou to suck their dick say, "Sorry, I choke on small things"

[falloutseriesftw]

what up with all the fricken jokes about faces and doors?

[ForeverCrystals450]

This is what every guy should say when he gets insulted: "Well, I guess my dick is an instrument because yo girlfriend was blowing into it last night"

[daphne2blake]

heres one if ur bro pisses u off...( make sure his friends r around or wont b as good ;]].) MY BRO- ur the dummest fat ass i ever met. ME- dude i've seen ur report card, ur grades r so bad that they sound like the lyrics off a nickaloden theme song--- DDD C minus FFF F. and i rather b fat and lose the weight than to b our poor cousin u call a girlfriend... he dident speak to me for a week... muw ha ha ha ha ha

[The16scott]

if i needed my come back id get it from the back of your sisters throat

[lank05]

LOL @ that song.. that's the asian dude right?

[pbandjamie101]

or if its a girl that says ur gay u say straighter then the pole you dance on

[llXLR8ll]

This Works Every Time: If A Ugly Ugly UGLY Girl Were To Tell U Ur Fuckin Uglier Than Her, Say This,"Bitch, I've Seen COLORS Prettier Than U!"

Also This One: If The Girl Is Pretty And She Dates ALOT Of Guys, And She Calls U Ugly,Like,"Ewww!!", Say This,"WHat U Looked In The Mirror? Bitch, U Should Keep Ur Mouth Shut When Ur Sucking Dick-(Bcuz She Dates Alot Of Guys=Slut) And When Ur Talking Smack."

[ShadowPhoenix678]

THIS : If someone ever insults you you reply: "Sigh.... Yep :-)"

[MrTailwip360]

i know a good one if some one says .fuck you. then you say .umm ok

[theconnor7890]

Bully: your mums a peice of crap

You: MY MUMS DEAD! X punch X

[shanae097]

@theconnor7890 OMG!!! In 2nd grade, this guy I hated said I was a freak, and I was really little, so I got pissed. He goes, "What are you gonna do? Go run to your Daddy?" *My Dad's in prison* And I go, "Well, I would, but he's in solitary for stabbing bitches like you!!" Talk about getting into some trouble...HAHA It still cracks me up just thinking about it. :D

[21Yourface]

WHATS THE SONG I LOVE IT!!!

[TheRockRiff]

Wen ppl say "i fucked ur mum" i love sayin thats weird.. Cause shes not into "guys" with no cocks

[WaterDancer9]

if some one calls u a mother fucker say:

oh speakkinnng of mother fuckin.. can u tell ur mom to stop wearin funky colored lipstick, its makin my dick rainbow colored

i made this one but im a girl nd dont have a dick so i cant use it :/

[7pppggg]

lmao



[2Wog4YouBoii]

HOW BOUT THIS ONE.......... JUST STARE AT SOMEONE AND WHEN THEN SAY ''OY FAGGET WHAT R U LOOKING AT ! '' REPLY'' I DUNNO I'LL HAVENT TO CHECK MY ANIMAL ENCYLOPEDIA

!!!

:)

[titanic1912effy]

@2Wog4YouBoii QUALITY COME BACK!!!!

[2Wog4YouBoii]

@titanic1912effy cheers :)

[TheWoblez]

@2Wog4YouBoii Are you filipino?

[nathanielstauss123]

I thout this was gonna be a vid for jokes about comebacks

[XxHIDDENHEARTZXx]

we aint talkin bout da song LMAO! :)

[MrCarnage7]

worst song ever

[rokkstarz98]

yeah not funny!!

[theefnahole]

No one else thinks this is juvenile and offensive to people who are truly witty?

[theefnahole]

No one else thinks this is juvenile and offensive to people who are truly witty?

[iTrollCuzUSuck]

i got one.!!

this video sucks so bad, that it sucks

[09mackers]

smart thing you did at the end

[09mackers]

nice

[videos4166]

love it... i got one:

if someone says you suck, you say "yeah well you swallow.."

HINT: think about dicks

[iAllisonWalters]

hey, whats the songs from the video in order ? (:

[XxMrxTcxX]

@iAllisonWalters now your gone by basshunters

[stupidfookinshite]

heres one for you .. your comebacks where so shite .. i stopped watching them !!!

[sugarglider333]

thts not even funny,,open yo mouth i gotta piss

[shocktrooperX]

i can shit out better combacks than that

[cm1095]

Whats the first song?

[oOMoonwhispereOo]

@cm1095 the first song's called "now your gone" by basshunter

[rippen100]

This shxt iz for whites ppl would use! Lol

[Xyinc]

@Titan29DX that makes you sound like a whore or a man whore

[Titan29DX]

@Xyinc Okay okay, sheesh, sorry for saying it.

[hi5fanatic]

kool

[123amies]

funny shit bud

[webkinzlove789]

what was the song at the beginning

[legomusician]

If I wanted a comeback I would lick it off your mom's left cheek.

[bridegttep1]

BASSHUNTER YAAAAAAAAAAAY !!!!!!!!!!! and about the jokes dont really care

[Jaiidern]

I was too busy laughing at the song so i had to go back and read it hah fuuny shiit :)

[cool7breeze]

who is HE exactly?!

[rngepkn33b]

@Titan29DX lol good 1

[chizztle]

comeback to ugly or hideous- if the person's fat: ur so fat that when u go to mcdonalds ur order sounds like a phone # 8153467295 girl: or u can say that her face is so ugly u can't tell if the lips r her pussy, her hair are her pubes, and if her nose is just to hold it up

[nolifechance]

Just say, Well, FUCK YOU. works all the time.

[1275allen]

whats the song intro

[imanmjfanforever]

so is your face!

i say it all the time, best come back ever, it's so lame it makes it wittier:L

[mercdriver]

So is your face!

Lol

[lakapi99]

heres a comeback my mom said .... so say someone said ur ugly or somethin you say....... well atleast i dont have to wear your face!.............. yea ik its not that good of a comeback but its still a comeback tho.

[s0ccerPro52]

what song is that guy singin?

[Purpl3CroWn]

if i wanted a comeback i would have wiped it off your moms lips =D

[Wolfang4life]

How about this come back?:

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

[Wolfang4life]

What is the intro song?

[IMRezpected]

i was laughing througout the entire video thx bro.

[SILLYJIMMY5]

Your such a retard you locked yourself in the kitchen then starved to death.

[lakapi99]

lol thats funy!

[Hectik389]

Aha,thats a good one.

[iButterscotch]

the songs during the video is a guy on american idol singing she bangs by rick martin but idk what the first song is but i would like to kno great job xD

[raythetoon]

wat song

[merabovichi]

basshunter..now your gone!!!you are welcome

[1275allen]

thanks 4 da song name

[0WnAgE96]

lol funny shit dude funny shit make some more but make em go a little slower i cant read the last 1's lol gd vid

[0verdoseEnterprise]

THx

[lilguy1171]

hey i have sorta weak question what do you say when someone says you hv a small penis

[Paterson212]

id say "thats cos everytime i sleep with your wife/mum/sister it wears down a little"