RainbowCastle KittenHugs - Episode One: Of Portents

[eruption257]

Made it to the title sequence. Fuck you forever.

[zeedoubleyou]

watched like 3 minutes of this, didnt laugh once, pushed the vuvuzela button, cracked up instantly

[BelfNelfLuv]

Being white and nerdy doesn't automatically make you comic geniuses. FYI. Just...don't ever do this again. Ever.

[plaidpirate]

look at this and try to tell me that abortion is wrong

[mannik5000]

i really, really really hate you guys

[alexandercominski]

Why would you make this and then put it on the internet?

[ColostomyBag]

Well, at least you tried I guess.

[frackle]

Longform sketch comedy is not at all what youtube was made for at least break up your skits into separate videos so people don't have to spend ten minutes separating the wheat from the chaff. You dumpster.

[DeadBy27]

totally unfunny. hope you didn't quit your day job

[phrakk]

God damn, this isn't funny.

[jackface0410]

This is the worst shit I've ever seen. How's Kittler going for you

[Shenwolf]

Wow man...I'd ask if you are on drugs but people on drugs make funnier stuff. Try smoking some weed before you fiml your next episode.

[fenrir396]

I feel like I'm being trolled and this is really supposed to be terrible.

[shoehedgie]

I'm sorry everyone at GBS is being so nasty about it, but the truth is, the video is unfunny. Most of the sketches could be successfully edited down to a fourth of the original time. Also, trying to appeal to current events doesn't make for success, as it only caters to tired fad humor (like cats and shock videos). Try and think of things people aren't already into, and go in that direction. Both Shigeru Miyamoto and Tim & Eric use this tactic, and they're both wildly successful.

[Swarmzzz]

fuck wrong with this nigga sketch show

[fusmcleod]

I'd rather watch Oprah.

And I HATE Oprah.

[koalastar]

This is the worst piece of unfunny douchebaggery I have ever seen.

[wookiecookie71]

You owe me one minute 45 seconds of my life back.

[aperionNX]

"I didn't even ask gibbis to go watch the video."

[pdxtone]

Aren't you the guy in meatspin? I love your work!

[slimedud]

why dont any cool people ever make sketch comedy?? its just nerds geeks and squares

[PowerThirteen]

It's not so much trying to make the world laugh, but *failing* to make the world laugh. Spectacularly.

[rodcrime]

im ognna kill everyone involved

[Freddan303]

autoaim . org / kittenhugs . h t m l

There you go, a full page of constructive criticism. Not that you'll take it to heart, having deluded yourself into believing that your stuff can stand on its own. But here's an idea: Why don't you go go READ that page, carefully, a couple of times, and try to LEARN from your mistakes, eh? I went to the trouble of writing this down. The least you can do is to read it and make an effort to learn how to take criticism and not repeat this,*facepalm* ok?

[slowfuse]

kill yourself

[decadon333]

pure comedy abortion

[Basketballbat]

This is shit

[NewDivideLP]

You should give up on comedy while you're ahead. Oh wait.

[EvilMoG68]

wow

[MayorZapruder]

I wish untold misery upon you.

[tanjou]

this is awful

[damngascompany]

ahh mann ?I still cant storp laiughting!!!

[israfelterisu]

Hey man, this had me in stitches for ages. I think this is comedy gold. You should see about taking this to a more professional level. Don't get stuck doing it on youtube for no profit.

Even if you have to sink all of your money into startup costs, it'll totally be worth it. Whoever came up with this stuff is a comedy goldmine.

[Cavauro]

andy dick tom green

[cptm90]

Regarding the "adverts" about 5 minutes in, fair enough the africa bit was a 'joke' but why on earth are you plugging some shitty browser game and an insurance company without even making jokes out of it? I can't imagine either of them actually paid you to create this abomination so seriously what the hell is going on there?

[Reija]

holy god this was bad. Spare yourself and everyone else and quit comedy.

[checomrie]

The comment I made earlier, that got deleted, was warning not to watch this even out of morbid curiosity.

Looking like tom green does not make you a comedian.

[dannyrox]

I demand more.

[JisakuJ]

wanna pet those kittys

[92451721921892113]

who filmed this shit?

[johnomally]

Stab yourself in the stomach.

[imagesfromapoet]

why does the video look so bad? did you try to deinterlace non-interlaced video?

[damngascompany]

No, but seriously, are you guys seeing how silly that man is running?

[SigmaX01]

you really have to try to be this fucking terrible. Congrats on the effort!

[damngascompany]

serioussly though fivees all aroundd

[damngascompany]

hahahhaHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THAT GUY!! HE RUNS FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAAH

[damngascompany]

It is very mature of you to admit that you are an unfunny faggot.  Eat a dick/poison.

[sliver321123]

OP is a fucking loser.

Move on everyone, nothing to see here.

[captainparty]

This is shit, everyone's stuff is shit at first, unfortunately for you, this is shit you published for the world to see and it might never go away, you then cried like a little bitch when people pointed out how shit it was.

[mrthatesyou]

I think it might be helpful if you stopped writing/filming/acting for a while and took some sketch comedy classes. I'm sorry, but this is really not very good. I wasn't able to finish watching the video as the timing is so poor that every single gag gets really played out just during the course of this short a video.

If you want to continue comedy (and why not!) take some improv classes and really study great comics that are generally universally admired. It might be a help.

[kyokararoi]

OP, you gotta move on. You're wasting so much time and energy commenting on people's criticisms. Crits are only opinions, don't worry about agreeing with them. You'll get bogged down that way.

:3 Just keep on doing your thing.

[TheFossilhunter]

This is fucking terrible

[justinsuperstar]

Watch the interlacing! You've got it bad in the first shot.

[brainfoodlunch]

Great comedy, I gave it 5 stars and subscribed.

[magicwomanm]

I think this post is funnier than the video.

[Thomas1Neuf]

wow this sucks. u suck.

[mwood82]

i dont want this

[crustacean462]

This sucked, but the first episode of any show usually sucks. Keep trying, you'll get better.

[ego531]

Thanks for that, I will try.

If people keep hating them, obviously we will have failed, but hopefully we do get better.

[blaatappel]

Now I've got eye cancer, thanks man!

[radioactivemongoose]

Physically painful to watch. Die in a fire.

[6Anonymous6]

faggots kill yourself

[catpowerd]

Goin hog wild up in this bitch!

[beejay187]

poop this is poop

[TigerMojo87]

The part with the guy in the chair who I think is pretending to be mentally retarded is actually pretty offensive. Reporting for stealing BBCs footage.

[ego531]

I actually am mentally challenged, but the role wasn't meant to portray that. Just someone nervous in front of the camera and unprepared.

Thanks though.

[TigerMojo87]

Let me guess, you have Asperger's, right?

[FortunaFortesJuvat]

Internet self-diagnosed Asperger's?

[ego531]

PS, I actually thumb-upped your comment, because I was worried about that impression, and want to make sure the air is cleared on that. Poorly done yes, but not intended to offend people with disabilities.

Thank you for having the patience to critique openly.

[refectionsweet]

I'm embarrassed for you.

[zvalkyr]

i feel like crying

[everfirewind]

This has made me not like you very much.

[ealkire]

Fuck you for even making this you suck

[jurassicparkthemovie]

this isn't even funny!!!!!!

[PenusThorv]

I feel the shame that you should have felt before posting this. I'm feeling it for you right now. Please stop.

[ninjapaco86]

I hope you fucking die you worthless faggot

[podxtlive]

Didn't laugh. Performers not interesting or talented. Technical problems (interlace tearing, bad lighting, wandering audio levels, etc). You aren't good at this and your friends are being nice when they say they like it.

[ego531]

Well, this is a reasonable criticism, though I don't entirely agree on a few points.

I am working on the technical issues, even if the comedy doesn't get any better (and I'm certain it will).

[FortunaFortesJuvat]

If you have to explain it it isn't funny. You have about 30 seconds of shit material taking up 10 minutes

[SZF123456]

hope the guys who made this gets aids in his butt hole

[Beef266]

This is bad. Don't do anymore.

[blind329]

i feel awkward just watching this

[MikeWulf]

Only watched the first bit. Your pacing is terrible. The joke was not funny either. Soz soz

[david10808]

How is it "not worth your time" to respond to criticism yet "worth your time" to make this horrible garbage

[briangavemeherpes]

I cant decide what to do first after watching this: stab out my eardrums with a ball point pen or press one of those old car cigarette lighters into my eyes

[jerisevil]

everything on youtube can be categorized as so good it's funny or so bad it's funny. your vid doesn't qualify as either. please quit. you lack everything required for a mild success. You are ugly, unfunny, and white. Please quit.

[ego531]

Although I disagree with all but the last point, this is an example of a criticism I would never delete as it's not idiotic, just critical.

[BigTrev]

Holy shit that was awful. Even the name is retarded.

[havoc1310]

Oh goddamn this sucks worse than Twilight

[eepberries]

this is really not good

[supaflyjohnson]

Fuck all niggers like ego531.

[Kerblamowz]

This has changed my life.

[blaatappel]

Inspiratieloze baggermeuk. Mocht je hier ooit mee op tv komen dan is dat voor mij het moment om er een einde aan te maken.

[FuriousStrength]

Lol, way to delete any comments you don't like and tell people to move on. You post something to a public forum, everyone gets the right to comment and voice their opinions regardless of if they are constructive or not.

This is exceptionally unfunny and Rainbow Castle Kitten Hugs is a really stupid name.

[KoRMaK1]

bwahahaha. "CAn I have my shoes back?" to which the other guy replies "NOOOO"

did you guys even read through the script a couple times?

[BeatingsMcKenzie]

Cool 4-minute clip of you sitting in a chair.

[TotalHalibut]

Could you take those first, tentative baby steps straight down a well?

See? That was funnier than your entire video and that should worry you. It won't, but it should.

[wardlemike]

You are not good at this. You are not good at this. You are not good at this. You are not good at this. You are not good at this.

[jamble7k]

remember to include comedy next time

well see ya

[alajet]

my victoria hells angels biker gang is going to be looking for you fuck ups, better watch your step hombres

[ego531]

You're my hero.

[lewdog1985]

Makes me sad

[DarkScorpion64]

This is the first episode? Good.... quit while you are ahead.

[TheSteakJustice]

This is comedy.

This is the current standard of comedy.

brb killing myself

[Maytag818]

Just turn off the comments if you're going to ride the delete button waiting for your friends to show up and politely lie and say they liked it. Fuck. Assholes. If you can't stand any criticism don't put your shit up in public. The only thing you guys will ever have on youtube worth watching is if you put some of the nazi kittens from this thread into a video.

[ego531]

I can handle criticism, but racist stuff like "die nigger" and just nasty nonsense like "kill yourself" will be deleted.  I'm not here to argue with anyone, and it isn't worth my time

By the way, if you don't get the jokes, move on with your life.

[Clavietika]

This is awful, and you can't even take criticism, you've been deleting comments. Just delete the entire fucking video already and get out.

[ego531]

Deleting racist and idiotic comments, yes.

Move on.

[fentry]

why would you share this with other people

[chewymilkybar]

lol this is pretty funn yvideo just kidding haha its shit

[thegruvmeister]

Bonus points for using the word 'miasma' in a non-emo context.

[thegruvmeister]

jesus tittyfucking christ does this chair scene ever end? I stopped listening like two minutes ago.

[thegruvmeister]

Well, at least the chicks were kinda hot

[ramonnivar]

This is the worst goddamn thing I've ever watched. Holy fucking shit.

[TheNuggz]

im still waiting for sticky the sock episode 2

[g00dsir555]

sticky teh sock owns mate.

[faceyfaceface]

hey idiot good job deleting the negative comments. GUESS WHAT IT STILL SUCKS ASS

[Atoramos]

You've rated this thread a '1' go hog wild!

[auburnp]

Well THAT was racist! :D

Love the 2 girls 1 cup. Nice work.

[Auburnp86]

Impressive!

Delightful!

Awe-inspiring!

Momentous!

These are just a few of the words I've heard to describe the first episode of RainbowCastle KittenHugs! Thank you for this stirring contribution to humanity!