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  • lol the windows in the car i've done that multiple times

  • :'(

  • Where have i seen this guy before

  • The door part has happened sooo many times to me! and its still embarrassing

  • If I had a nickel for every time that happened I would haaaaaaave 35 cents

  • lol, I watch the acura nsx commercial every time XD

  • this guy should be in jake and amir

  • Dude from parks and rec!!!!

  • This is my time of the month

  • Lol. Even fails at suicide

  • Serves him right for using plastic cups >:(

  • @tigertigerdudedude we know we know

  • when did he remove the last stamp?..

  • Everyday.

  • His bottom wintow goes down first

  • thats the guy from the social network

  • @Barthinater nope

  • should i try calling 912?

  • @archerofyaill u r a genius

  • why doesnt he just buy all the infomercial crap, then he'll never have those problems again!

  • Fuck I always open the back window

  • First world problem. That is all

  • @Sappyspartan Africans would do it too if they could afford a gun.

  • what did i just watch

  • This guy reminds me of the guy from the social network.

  • @Crosby4hyg That's who it is :)

  • I feel like i am this guy.

  • No, it has actually never happend to me. Huh, odd.

  • this guy is a great actor why cant we see him more often

  • "You have reached 912, Goodbye!"

  • the scene from 0:54 to 1:06 is some seriously good acting, man. and strong. somehow feels off with the rest of the video xD

  • it has happened to me 492 times

  • man i hate it when cups fall out of that hole in the ceiling that i put in the corner of my kitchen

  • This is one of my favorite college humor videos. But how the heck did I end up here? I was watching League of Legends videos.

  • Ben Schwartz is my hero

  • everyfuckingday

  • Where are these cups coming from?!

  • Suicide isn't really funny...

  • but he owns entertainment 720....

  • I'm surprised he was able to open the car door. It has a handle and everything!

  • depressing!

  • What's that tune playing during the infomercial scenes?

  • Jean Ralphio swag

    

  • Awwww

  • 1:27 random cups fall

  • this is brilliant!

  • I love how their snacks for the shoot are carrots, lemons, and cabbage

  • @ClckWrkTortoise that was lettuce....o_o

  • This has never happened to me, actually.

  • Seven

  • I've beeen there man, been there.

  • ...spaghetti falls out of my pocket.

  • wow, poor guy...

  • Let's see if I can get 2nd top comment, just so I can point to the top comment with the thumb.

  • Sucked.

  • everyday every fucking day!!!

  • If you press 8 it sounds like he says killing me

  • @rebecaissocoollike it really doesn't

  • inaptitude!

  • i bet he pressed 1 and 2 at the same time by pressing the edge of the button

  • I want the whoo! at the end back!!

  • i bet he just forgot to chamber a round in the gun

  • 1 time... on purpose

  • I want to be #912.... Lol

  • Ben Schwartz.

  • HA HA HA

  • i didnt think that was that funny... it was... kinda sad :C

  • thumbs up for no 1:45!

  • 914 times, basically everyday after I got my own apartment

  • You have reaced 912 goodbye

  • OH....MY...GOD that was hilarious 

  • thats happened to me twice

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  • he looks like harmon from BMS

  • ahh I was watching House of Lies and thought.. where have I seen this guy before!?!?!?! *lightbulb moment

  • I feel so bad for him when he says "everyday"

  • 69 times

  • This was life of Epic fail guy before he found his infamous mask

  • every fuckin day, how familiar ...

  • Mr. Ultimate Fail

  • Can I have a hug?

    ~ Melvin Ishtar

  • An infomercial inside an infomercial... INFOCEPTION!

  • This guy is hilarious in Parks and Rec. Entertainment 7Twenty, what what!!!

  • haha, Ben Shwartz is the best...

    I should finish my hw :(

  • everyone knows to cut like this ' B ' bend your fingers. Thumbs up for having thumbs still.

  • Red Solo Cup!!!!!!!

  • ben shwartz is a genius.

  • sad how obvious it was that the gun would have no ammo

  • If anyone was really this clumsy and useless, he's be dead before he's old enough to drive a car.

  • Theo nly thing that was funny in this, was the 912 thing

  • i called 912, then quickly hung up cause i was afraid they might have it as another 911 just incase someone misdials...

  • he's like the ultimate fail man

  • Not funny.

  • Isn't it a little bit like that movie where the guy wakes up on the same day over and over again. Ofcourse not in the last 5 minutes but whatever.

  • I feel like calli- *looks at previous comments* FU**!

  • I would just shoot myself oh wait I guess he failed at that too....... Sucks for him.

  • Lmao I hate when I run into random shit.

  • i have a sudden urge to call 912.....

  • ok top comments thank you for saying the lines we aren't deaf. just if you think its funny keep it to yourself. but thumbs up for them

  • @mostdope5050 hater

  • @maaarremaaarre Shut the fuck up. You are probably one of those whiny assholes that complains about haters all the time even though no one cares enough to hate you.

  • @mostdope5050 Uhm they can say whatever the fuck they want stop bitching about it.. I actually enjoy it when they repeat something funny from the vid because then it makes it funnier to be reminded about it again :D so shut up =.=

  • @MusikkIzMiLiffee agreed.

  • @mostdope5050 He didn't ask for a thumbs up.He just shared what he think is his favorite part.So why are you hating on him? Jealous much?

  • @mostdope5050 You make no sense..

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  • @mostdope5050 wow i hate people like you.

  • @mostdope5050 ty Sr. finally someone says something right

  • @bjkdAnc3r Hell yeah, that's Ben Schwartz

  • I think ~someone~ needs a hug.

  • suicide fail lol XD

  • guy was hot

  • I just realised that America's police line is the same as the date of the twin towers.

  • this used to happen to me, but then i took an arrow in the knee.

  • 1:07 happend to me about 10 minutes ago no jk

  • How long until they give him the products that fix this crap?!

  • how many times does this happen to you? every f--king day. LMAO

  • thats john raphloi or however u spell that, but the guy from parks and rec! Toms stupid friend! XD

  • they switched hands where the finger got cut off x]

  • he should just live in bubble-wrap

  • once.....after loosing my virginity

  • Thats a -9 dexterity modifier right there, and a -16 luck modifier

  • Gosh, it's Ben Schwatz.

  • Why did the random kid go up to him and ask that?

  • oh my god

  • I feel his pain. Every single minute of every fucking day!

  • RED SOLO CUP

  • this used to happen to me ,then i took an arrow to the knee

  • 0:42 Holy Shit! It's Darnell!

  • @rockierichie44

    Crab-Man?

  • 912 LOL

  • red solo cup 1:30

  • He looks like Andrew Garfield

  • @KikiLikesBluTackXD Thank you! That was bugging me.

  • John Ralfio!

  • "You have reached 912...Good bye!"

    LOOL that part killed me xD

  • Why were there cabbages on the table?

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  • story of my life, i honestly feel less depressed seeing the possibility of someone else like this

  • are you tired of non reliable guns? xD

  • @TheWes0519 yep, that's what the video said

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  • that guys hot.

  • OMG O.O

  • this is really morbid, but funny!

  • JOHN RALFIO?

  • "You've reached 91..2!"

  • over 9.000 !!!!!

  • Well the commercial with Chuck Norris in it just overpowered whatever this video is about. Gosh darn it.

  • This happens to me every day for 11 days. What do I do when I lose my finger? It's my head.

  • @RunescapeTOOm

    Hopefully not the one down below, that would suck :O

  • In 2009 College humor were in their prime.

  • edgar allan poe much?

  • Lol 1:11 had me dying!

  • Oh wow another rogers 30 second ad with a douche who has a cunt wife.

  • You have reached 912... Goodbye :D ROFL!

  • @Nissefuck I dont get this... whats 912

    

  • @Kabela89 its 911 fail

  • JON RALPHEO

  • I know that it would end like that!

  • Lol Thats how I open doors

  • So he cuts his finger every day?

  • He looks a little like Andrew Garfield!

  • Haha! A gun ad!

  • Haha

  • Freaking taco Johns ad!

  • Jean-Ralphio! -3

  • this is kind of dark..

  • 1:25 sorry

  • 1:28 where the fuck did those magical cups come from?

  • @DutchKid121 No only ten times a life time , then a few times with his toes, then nose. But yeah he does attempt suicide daily. :) lol

  • i love this actor! why isnt he in any more videos!!! <3

  • Mmhhh(: hes shmexxy

  • "You have reached 9-1-2. Goodbye."

    "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"

  • PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FIRST LITTLE TUNE WAS IN THE BEGINNING. ITS FROM A GAME I REMEMBER PLAYING WHEN I WAS LIKE 7 OMG

  • I'm a red plastic cup and I'm SO OFFENDED.

  • This happened to me 2 days ago at our class chalet.I did a mere mistake and people started to taunt me.I was so confused I did another mistake again.Which causes me to tremble more and goto the bedroom part for me to sleep.Our chalet has 2 rooms.1 living room,connected to 1 bedroom.Most of my classmates are partying at the living room while some are watching tv in the bedroom.I'm sleeping.The mistake is quite brutal for me to resist and stop the trembling

  • Ben Schwartz ! :D

  • Fuck Off Peter Kay Advertisment !

    

  • anybody else find it weird it said november 8th? then i relized a lot of people did

  • They should have showed him trying to put a blanket on. THAT would be funny.

    (#snuggies)