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  • the long ballons 4 days after the birthday part

  • @MattTheOak the resumes were exactly the same my friend only the name was changed. try judging people by accomplishments instead of skin color.

  • i don't shop at the mall -_-

    i like the flea market! xD

  • 1st fashion tip i know a couple ppl that should pay attention

  • tips are funny

  • this is one of jeff's best vids ;)

  • Jeff Foxworthy looks like Magnum Pi with AIDS

  • hmm the wal-mart he's talking about sound familiar and the fat woman he was talking about sound a lot like my aunt, when did he come to my town?!?!

  • 8:17 Saw a Blues jersey. GO BLUES!

  • the awkward moment when someone in the audience looks exactly like who he's talking about...

  • i have to admit, i did go to publix today in a big fsu t-shirt down to my knees, tennis shoes without socks and exercise pants. so, i probably need to watch this.

  • funniest man EVER

  • say no to spandex. period.

  • If you've ever brought a six pack to a funeral, you might be a redneck.

  • Foxworthy is not funny, there's just too much redneck in the south

  • Down Under - rednecks are often referred to as "Bogans", and putting aside the cultural differences, behaviours and attitudes are similar - we are a global community!

  • Jeff is great... the way I see it is that he actually does pretty 'black' humor... the topics he's talking about, a martin lawrence or even a chris rock could talk about. He wraps it in a southern accent, switches the 'N' and mofo's for rednecks and assholes.. voila!

  • happy birthday Jeff, I love your comedy continue to be a redneck!!

  • My Calculus II professor looks like him.

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  • OMFG lololololololol

  • haha Cedar Point is better than Walmart for finding this stuff!

  • "I bet I could ride it. But I'd probably get hurt."

  • im a redneck hell ya GO REDNECKS

    

  • Looks like imma redneckk

  • i love jeff foxworthy and i consider myself a black redneck ps i loooooooooovvvvvvee NASCAR!! :)

  • i love jeff foxworthy and i consider myself a black redneck

  • stevemcgranahan

  • ii can make me laugh no mater what

    

  • hahaha 1:40 to 1:56 is me i mastered that along time ago! :)

  • 5:20 "haha like mine honey"

  • Hey!!! what's wrong with driving with the knee!!??

  • Speaking as a rather "big gal" normally I don't like people making fun of fat people. However, he didn't offend me, because unlike some people of size, I actually cover it up! And there's nothing wrong with a big gal acting like she's hot stuff! You don't have to be thin to be beautiful- and you can be thin and be ugly or slovenly. Bottom line: get to KNOW people instead of judging them on the outside appearance.

  • Ive been there with the Ballon thing

  • lol i'm the make up driver with the non-smoking hand and driving with the knee. lol <3

  • Did He Meet My Neighbor?

  • 47 people are rednecks who clicked the wrong button

  • Who are the 47 jackasses that disliked this?

  • wtf

  • the 46 people that dislike this suck.

  • LOL

  • lolololol Pj's and tshirts ftw ;0)

  • 46 ppl have an ass that looks like 2 full grown racoons wrestling in a 50 lb bag of feed corn!! & STILL where spankdex!! :)

  • thats why the grand canyon is like that its the earths boobies

  • She looked like a poodle riding on a hippity hop. LOL!

  • @panggulo12345 wow somebody's jelouse they aint a redneck. sorry must suck for ya.

  • @kstephens1991 yeah really sorry i'm not a moron who cross breed and raise retards! real sorry! jeez you must have a really low IQ. good luck cleaning my shit slave :))

  • @panggulo12345 look her ass whole....Just because people call themselves redneck does not mean they are a Cross Breed...Dont make an idiot out of your self and you shouldn't assume cause it will only make an ass out of you!

  • @panggulo12345 look here ass whole....Just because people call themselves redneck does not mean they are a Cross Breed...Dont make an idiot out of your self and you shouldn't assume cause it will only make an ass out of you!

  • @panggulo12345 you are the redneck jeff is talking about. =]

  • im a redneck proud of it. cant spell very well so what rednecks are fairly responsible well most of them anyway and have more common sense exept when we get  a few beers under us. then we might be a little off

  • love his comparisons.

  • LOL dimples only look cute on ur face!! man i love his long legs hes kinda cute

  • how can 45 ppls not appericate wht rednecks wear

  • i bet i could ride it

  • @globalidiots619 but i'd probably get hurt.

  • @globalidiots619 & JustinTylerAllen just be careful if you hear sumthing cryin, dont undo her pants !! lmao

  • "...and there is no problem about having a spare tire. Just keep it in the trunk so nobody has to look at it."

  • If you've ever gone sledding on an old car hood, you might be a redneck.

  • @TheLoopdawg LOL! I've done something similar! XD Only it was an innertube attached to the back of a 4-wheeler. :)

  • @TheLoopdawg

    1. You know you're a redneck if your hairdo's ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.

    2. You know you're a redneck if you've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

  • @TheLoopdawg ive done that and im not a redneck and ill even say I had fun

  • @TheLoopdawg While being pulled by a rope hooked on to the back of your neighbor's truck.

  • @TheLoopdawg We once went sledding down a hill and skiing on a frozen lake with old suitcases. Am I a redneck?

  • 3:20 they show the fat chick laughin, thats fucked up lol

  • Having worked at a Wal-Mart, I can vouch for the truth of what he says! It was there that I saw the TRUE definition of "two dogs fighting under a blanket" in a massive woman's behind.

  • 44 people have thighs that stop moving thirty seconds after they do.

  • "If you go ta family reunions ta meet women, you might be a redneck!"

  • This is the first time I've seen what Jeff Foxworthy looks like, he looks nothing like what I expected.

  • goddamn this guy sucks ass. Hey jeff, how much longer can you milk and repackage a redneck joke thats already been going on for 20 years? people that listen to this jackoff make me sick

  • @basketball201120 hey fuck u ppl like u make me sick fuckin hypocrites like u because ur complainin about some1 that u are fuckin watchin

  • @99legend0 actually I wasn't watching him. Good try though, you make Foxworthy fans look even better you fucking degenerate.

  • @basketball201120 Fuck you! Contrary to what you think....some people do know what you are saying. Just because your family milks cows and can regurgitate redneck jokes (like everyone else)....it doesn't make them any less than you.

  • @anteater181 Congratulations, that made absolutely no sense. I never said anything about milking cows or regurgitating redneck jokes. (which is what jeff foxworthy does to get cheap laughs).

  • @basketball201120 where the hell do you get off bashing jeff foxworthy? first off the redneck jokes are his thing, the reason hes goes with them are because they are funny and ppl unlike urself who have a sense of humor laugh at them. sure if you listen to the same one over and over they get old, but it seems like every special he comes out with he get more. jackoffs like you who think good humor is shit make me sick

  • @basketball201120 You know what I don't believe...that you went on this video JUST to make a crappy comment. You went on it to watch it because you know it good. So have fun calling yourself sick you piece of crap!

  • YOURE NOT JUICY

  • hes right those magazines dont know shit if is comphy i where it i dont give a shit about fashion

  • @cookervillpop101 Um, do you mean 'comfy'? "Comphy" is a spelling that I have never come across...so, I'll give you that.

    Btw...you know how to spell 'shit'...but, you have no idea how to spell other words..or, how to use correct pronunciation?

  • Walmart... Ah, Walmart.

  • To the debate about the difference between hillbillies and rednecks:

    Rednecks are, like how Foxworthy uses it, people with "a glorious lack of sophistication."

    Hillbillies are people, well, from the hills: Tennessee, West Virginia, Virginia, the Carolinas, etc.

    Okies are from Oklahoma.

    Hick, rube, podunk, etc. I think, are interchangeable. Although they're all used interchangeably these days.

  • I absolutely love Jess Foxworthy!!

  • @47DaisyDuke uhm.. I like Jeff better...

  • @NikkieRoxxx haha opps...that is what i meant :)

  • What´s the difference of hill-billys and rednecks?

  • @zaaritha Rednecks are usualy working on farms while hill-billies live in trailer parks.

  • @IrishHoneySaddlebred you haven't been listening hav, e you? Or maybe this is your first time to watch him, becauce---------Rednecks are EVERYWHERE!

  • lol explains alot of things about me and my family. and we're from south louisianna. i think i have a few he'd LIKE. but noone good ever comes down here

  • @KudoXYukiko Damn, you can't even spell Louisiana right...

  • 6:48 hes right i live in greater pittsburgh

  • Man, this dude was so funny before he started the "You Might Be a Redneck" shit. It's not that it wasn't funny at first, but it's pretty much all he's done since -- in regards to stand-up any way.

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  • whats with the 41 retards that dont like this?

  • this joke is so true. lol.

  • I Love Jeff Foxworthy! As a black woman, sometimes, he's describing some of the things I see among the 'african amercian' community...Its too much....And to respond to some of the redneck being racist stuff....I've come across plenty of rednecks who are NOT racists....Now, you've got racists who happen to be rednecks..but that doesn't mean all of them are...You have to take each individual as they come...No matter their race...

    Jeff is ONE of the best!!! :-)

  • @MyLifesPromise you are right, there is racisim in all races, but too many tar the whole group cos of a few

  • @MyLifesPromise Your observation is actually right on the money. Read Thomas Sowell's "Black Rednecks and White Liberals", he traces the current black culture back to the "redneck" roots of th south, and even further still to the poor countrysides in England from where they immigrated to America.

  • @MyLifesPromise thats right i like some rednecks not of them racist just like not all of us are drugdealers and gangstas

  • @MyLifesPromise Ive seen a black redneck. so yea, boom (: lmao

  • @MyLifesPromise i just want an explination....im greek-american but i still wonder why a when a black man calls me a cracker its OK...but if i call him a nigger im racist

  • @lifeless080 i wonder that myself

  • @lifeless080 cause niggers are winnie little fucks

  • @lifeless080 Because YOU enslaved their ANCESTORS.

  • @KodeLiMe That's like blaming all people of German descent for the persecution of Jews.

  • @ejr23 Exactly. It's THAT ridiculous. My point is is that we had absolutely nothing to do with it, yet they still blame us to this day.

  • @KodeLiMe Don't feel bad friend. I got some grief for it too a few times. I'm like "Whoa Whoa Whoa!  I'm not like that!"

  • @lifeless080 to answer ur question, its complicated. nigger is a word blacks refer to each other. they call each other nigger becuz its a black term that only black ppl use. if a white person calls a black person a nigger, thats being racist because it is meant for black people only

  • @lifeless080 Weird. I was just thinking that the other day.

  • @lifeless080 Its a double standard. But just tell the guy that calls your a cracker to come up with a more original name or you will refer to him as a nigger.

  • @lifeless080 i disagree with both words but nigger seems significantly more hurtful than cracker...from a latino perspective

  • @lifeless080 Welcome to White america Bud

  • @lifeless080 Lol if you want to focus on double standards,i think there are more pressing ones we could talk about.Like the fact that ABC did an on air segment,in which they had white teens vandalize a car and then black teens.1 person called the police on the white kids.10 on the black kids.We can talk about why a resume with a white name gets 1.5x the responses of the identical black one.Similiar discrepancies exist in sentencing.Compared to that, i think your complaint is, dare i say,trivial

  • @wittenberg5 stats like that are pretty shocking!

    ...It should be at least 3x the responses as everyone knows white people are at least 3x as capable

  • @lifeless080 what makes you think its ok a for a blackman to call a whiteman a cracker? thats just as racist

  • @lifeless080 tell him you'll really become a "cracker" if he doesn't shut his mouth haha. "Cracker" refers to a caucasian cracking a whip on slave's backs. Js. Fun lil piece of info for ya. I say it all the time haha

  • @MyLifesPromise

    He's got a cool moustache.

  • @MyLifesPromise There is no such thing as african american We all should be just called american. I agree with you, Red necks aren't racist :)

  • @DJGURRELA~I agree with you, we are ALL Americans. But I make the distinction when I need to in order to make a point. I am learning how to tell people that I am an American over giving just my race. Like I said in the post, you have rednecks who are not racists by any means...Then you have racists who happen to be or believe they are rednecks. I adore rednecks. Funny!!! lol...But heck, I love anyone with sense no matter what they label themselves as & can make me laugh out loud. lol

  • tater tots.

  • I saw a woman with neon yellow spandex shorts and all I could think was Say NO to Spandex!

  • God, he is so good looking!

  • 40 people work at wal-mart

  • what a hoot

  • wow that girl at 2:04 is so fine!

  • @Asavagenation Which one? The one in the middle or the one who looks like a horse?

  • @Asavagenation: both of'em

  • rednecks are all over northern michigan, especially in walmarts...

  • @ASkywalker1, welcome to the wonderful world of Blue Collar Comedy, my dear friend!

  • who else stopped breathing XD

  • Book signing at Wal-Mart? I don't think Jeff realized how redneck that was.

  • hell, this crap applies to the bogans in australia

  • this applies to people down here in Alabama.

    well most of the tips anyway ;)

  • LMAO!!! This also applies to the people here in California.

  • What Jeff said about why rednecks wear what they wear should be a slap in the face to the Hollywood fashion industry. If Hollywood can't look at us and keep their lunch down, that's their problem. Slap in the face!

  • "From a distance, she looked like a poodle riding a hippity-hop." Haha, that always cracked me up. XD

  • happy birthday jeff foxworthy!

  • Laughed my ass off!

  • What year was this done

  • 33 people were breaking these fashion tips 

  • i just watched this it was in DC

  • se paso de vergas el foxworthy

  • Redneck fashion tips Recap:

    1.Certain things should NOT be sold in certain sizes

    2.there has GOT to be and AGE limit on certain clothes

  • i have to pee

  • ahhh ive seen all of those fashion donts even the last one and my eyes exploded *ka-boom*

  • Fashion version of "You might be a Redneck". XD

  • @BleachFan9891 Just what I was thinking lol

  • A hole......

  • looked like a poodles riding a hippity hop!!!

    lmao

  • The first tip I done that and I bet a lot of people done that to. If you buy the most expensive thing at the food court.

  • do you live in ohio cuz i go to cedar point like every year its awesome

    jeff is so funny

  • god im not even a redneck and i think he is hilarious!!!XD

  • Is it sad that when he mentioned the darker bra than the shirt I was pointed at and laughed by my parents?

  • yeah :D

  • a little

  • he is so funny

  • LMAO!!!

    "From a distance she looked like a poodle riding a hippity hop"

    OMG THAT WAS LIKE PEE YOUR PANTS HILARIOUS!!

  • This is guy is funny especially on "Are you smarter than a 5th grader."

  • haha funny

  • lol tht is so fcuking awesome!! I love this guy

  • so when u work in retail u see people that look like this almost every time u go to work it sad but funny

  • My wife works at Wal*Mart. This is an hourly occourance for her.

  • "if you cant look at it and keep your lunch down thats your problem."

    XD

    you rock jeff!

  • poodle on a hippity hop nice one jeff!

  • colored ppl. can call white ppl. the n word but if a white person called a colored person that thent heyw ould be ready to fightthem. makes no sense!

  • It is because we, the white people, have slightly abused the n word in the past.

  • but i never have personally. In fact, I've grown up in a world where said "n" word is not offensive-

    this is to say, primarily around black people who use it often.

    it don't mean anything to me, personally. it's just another fuckin' word. (but I'm well aware that everybody, black, white, or tan, can whoop my ass, so I make it a point to use it only when talking about the word itself.)

  • and when i call people niggers im saying any ignorant people that call rednecks racist i have black friends that are very respectful so if you fall into the nigger category no matter nationality please quit whining and go away! thank youu

  • No. The word "nigger" should never, ever be used. It is not in any way non-insulting.