How To Get A Boyfriend

[TheMarianneBL]

I've watched 4 of your videos so far and yeah... I like you. :D

[cornyBandit]

YOU ARE A DREAM BOY

[Terjemupso]

laughing and laughing...hes funny...i like this vid,

[McCabe13xxo]

You actually are the ideal man tho... :)

[angelcake2727]

you are ugly

[angelcake2727]

your cute for a boy or a guy

[sydney02593]

he hot but not that hot but it works

[TheLeslie224]

So the guy is the fly trap catching the girls?

[thelittlesweetone]

didn't work for me :( xD

[haleyhansen10]

if he says no... he just hasn't said yes yet.

[BambiBrutalityXOXO]

who else noticed the number in the back change? XD

[Yoso201109]

@BambiBrutalityXOXO

Haha. I was about to comment about that. I finally noticed it after looking at his handsome face. I think others didn't notice cuz they were doing the same thing as I was. XD

[BambiBrutalityXOXO]

@Yoso201109 i don't think he's very hansom o.O lol, but i was just think, HOLY FUCK IT WAS JUST 5 XD nice to know, im not the only creep ;D lmao

[bethanytheravenclaw]

Mufasa beats you anyday

[pokemonmaster181818]

Fuck you MUFASSA is OBVIOUSLY the ideal man! ;P

[Mistsuki]

SUCH great advice

[theassortedjellybean]

gay boy LOL

[niisharose]

Calm downnn... he wrote don't trust me. hahaha i thought this was the funny :)

[TheDellanator]

I saw the thumbnail and I was like wow he is good looking

[MiraBethy]

This worked too well and now I'm getting married next week. Thanks a lot asshole.

[katieluv621]

I just want a guy who likes good music IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

[BuffyGraverobberAxel]

Lmfao.. The white board thing in the background "DON'T TRUST ME"

[TheSabaamiri]

can u be my boyfrind??? ZD

[Buaam]

@TheSabaamiri No he can't, but i can be your pedophile

[TheDellanator]

@Buaam You can be my pedophile if you want

[Buaam]

@TheDellanator :3

[Buaam]

@TheDellanator I will kidnap you, take you to Mexico and marry you

[TheDellanator]

@Buaam ahahah lol

[em16ed]

so funny lol...

[vanezne]

I hope Cassandra (his girlfriend for those of u who dont know her youtube is nerdzrl) didnt do those things 

[TheAbbeysmith16]

PLEASE tell me i wasn't the only one who noticed the backboard thingy at like the last seconds and it said "Don't trust me"...like if you did.:)

[itsachelseathing]

i cant tell how serious you are being but im gunna give every single one of these a try and maybe even sure it into a hidden camera video response.

[oblivionmaster92]

that drive thru wedding in vegas is never used but we( vegans) get to use it as a way to make us sound cool

[iLeaveYouWithHugs]

LOL I love this so much

*hug*

[MissMcSpaz]

Hey Aquafina Martinez...

I mean...

Yo jerk (#3), I need some help finding some clothes that actually make me feel like I have some self-worth and attractiveness (#4). Whadaya say we hit the mall, I buy a slutty dress to match my skank shoes (#7) and we go make out in a movie theatre? No? I'll see you at the food court at 2 anyway.

.... Sorry. I couldn't help myself. Did it work? Can I call you my boyfriend yet? ;D

[Taldorna]

YOU'RE NOT MUFASA?! What have I been doing with my life up until now?

[thisismyusernamehiho]

thankyou for those EXTREMELY important tips:)

[chrischrischristina1]

LMFAO, Aquafina Martinez.

[talkto1]

Also, he's right about the second point.

[talkto1]

I love the satire in this. The one thing that he says that is actually true is the lower your standards a little. Not as much as he suggested, but most guys are not THE ONE or the most perfect thing in the universe.

[niqua4380]

If u wnt a boy/grl friend basically do de opposite of everything he jus said!!!!

:P

[animewatcher98]

Lmao, don't trust me in the back ^_^

[flame0154]

In the background: "DON'T TRUST ME" aahahahaha

[CritterKissesxx]

hahahahahahahahaha...ha

[VicRoseMusic]

Don't trust me

[LucyTree]

To think that I spent all those years dreaming of Mufasa.  It should have been you!

[01110110010110110101]

im a hethrosexual male and i have stron urge while i watch to beat you with metal bars/ take active role in sex

[Ayshafr]

@01110110010110110101 Why would you want to do that?

[kaninani13]

hahaha, I seriously LOVE this video.

[pettiofficer]

will you have my babies?



[ShiZi999]

lol you're a character :P

[clcraty]

lol dued you dont know dating advice

[TheGuggah]

@clcraty And you are now officially an idiot... congratulations

[clcraty]

@TheGuggah dude im not an idiot this vido is not how you get a guy i know how to i had lots of ex boyfriends and there i only 2 simple steps 1 be yourself 2 if he don't ask you out you simply ask him out because a guy don't like it when you lie and say your this and that you might get him at first but after a wile hell say ok so I'm tired of being lied to buy trust me been there done that

[someone332]

@clcraty ...Are those even WORDS? Do you know what SATIRE is?

[clcraty]

@someone332 hey if you had a bran you'll know that I'm right and they are word dumbo

get a brain and i have a bigger vocabulary then you i know more words then you ever will i had 14 years of dating only 8 years of my life i didn't have a bf that shows you that I'm much more smarter then you especially when it comes to dating i never lie i dated about 10 boyfriends in the past i know how to get them OK so watch your back

[someone332]

@clcraty Like I said, this is called SATIRE. Satire is (actually a very complex) form of humor in which the satirist puts on a persona and makes fun of it. Obviously he is not advocating the use of lying in a relationship, because, frankly, that is unhealthy. What I don't get is how you don't REALIZE this is SATIRE. These are things girls do to get guys, which you obviously understand is wrong and he's trying to show how wrong it is.

[someone332]

@clcraty In short, if you can't understand that, he's JOKING.

[someone332]

@clcraty Also, if you want to be taken seriously, use grammar. Grammar makes the world go round. So does capitalization. And sentences.

[clcraty]

@someone332 i dont uae gramer because i hate it and no hambegers make the wirld go round

[TheGuggah]

@clcraty that was so much derp i dont even know where to begin with you.

[clcraty]

@TheGuggah do you even know what derp means i do but do you?

[someone332]

@clcraty Derp is Internet slang in which the speaker implies the subject to have a weaker mental capacity than the speaker, or acts in a very illogical way. It is generally used in a negative connotation, but it's also used for lolz.

[Ayshafr]

@clcraty He was being sarcastic, honey. In the back on his board, he even wrote "Don't trust me."

[clcraty]

@Ayshafr i dint see the bord it was to fare behind him im nearsided or is ti fare sideded thts called i have bad memory any why i cant see well so i didnt know and i think your the nices one to me all of them called me an idoit and i had lerng probles with sp[elling groing up i was home schooled so well im still home schooled im in high school but i was takhing about my little self like 8th grade and 9th grade (i never lie it's hard)

[Ayshafr]

@clcraty Well I don't particularly like being too mean to people I don't know. You're not an idiot, you just can't seem to detect sarcasm sometimes. A lot of times, if someone on the internet is being illogical, and he/she isn't talking about a serious topic (well, I don't consider this a serious topic, anyway) then sarcasm is most probably implied. Of course, some people are just idiots, but this guy is actually intelligent. Also, looking at comments helps.

[SirEwonJung]

I dont like how cute you are. its almost offensive ot the sarcasm of the video

[Laura7AndSavanna4]

That's awful! xD but funny haha

[Rackellesh727]

oh my gawd ur so cute! hahaha

[twilightmaniac717]

You have really pretty eyes. Jus' sayin.';)

[YourAverageAdam]

the disneyland castle is sleeping beauty castle, not cinderella castle, asshole

[BWhoYouWantTuBe]

ahh, I wanted real, helpful advice!

[AmariiiNecole]

I Sit Next To My Crush In Class

And I Told Him I Like Him

And He Still Talks To Me Like Im His BEST Friend !

Does He Like Me?

[Laura7AndSavanna4]

@AmariiiNecole probably not sorry

[clcraty]

@AmariiiNecole ok girl i probbly had more boyfriends then any one i know well if he consly stars at you or if he plays with his ears aound you or or other stuf then yes another why to know is simply do what i did with my last 2 boyfriends and ask him i know it sound stuped but he might denie if if he dose or if he is a srten tip of guy that always hounest like kayne is at my school :) then he will say the truth and if you want the postive truth no mater what ask the guy out your self tust me

[MarthaWocket]

Lol it's zoey*

[MarthaWocket]

Nice name zak it is cool, but mine is BETTER lol is ZOEY so lol....

[Amycakes1]

hahaha zak, you're great.

[cookiesinmycereal]

dude...you're a bit of a douche bag.

[Amycakes1]

@cookiesinmycereal and why is that exactly? did you just miss the humour here?

[abhaywilliams]

@cookiesinmycereal he really i though

[kittywhat19]

Hahaha, This is brilliant!!!! Also, I love the "Don't trust me!" in the background there :)

[kittywhat19]

Hahaha, This is brilliant!!!! 

[JesselaPotter]

Dude, you are COMPLETELY off.. You must be kidding, right?

[thatharlequingirl]

@JesselaPotter did you not miss the 'don't trust me' written on his whiteboard? and the fact that his name is actually zak? :b

[JesselaPotter]

@thatharlequingirl Oh,wow. I just noticed it, lol. Yeah, this was obviously nonsense XD

[xxxruzzelxxx]

i still dont have a boyfriend, im a guy

[augustcinnamon]

Mufasa!

[HANNAPUSSKRAM]

You should do a video of how to get you

[KeusFrench]

I NO ATTRACTIVE FEMALE VIEWER!

THIS ATTRACTIVE MALE VIEWER IS OFFENDED.

[LunaMoonStellaStar]

"And dudes." LOL

[L0V3cheyanneANDlexus]

if he says no, he just hasnt said yes yet xD soo true

subbed :D

[EmoScars17]

When I saw your "WHY U NO SUBSCRIBE" thingy, I just had to subscribe. Now I feel violated *cry*

[faz8105]

why do u go on facebook? i am sure u will find one.

[LindsayNRandi]

you sir, ARE ATTRACTIVE.

[noapparentreasoning]

Aquafina Martinez sounds like a bad stripper name...

[iambear101]

ZAK, YOU ARE AMAZING!

MARRY ME?... :D

[paulyhart]

"don't trust me"

[Blossom1232]

mufasa! xD

[SophandElly]

"You can never have enough boyfriends" xD :L



[SophandElly]

Haha, your videos make me giggle xD <3

[monkeycutie2017]

Thanks zak. I love the changing numbers. Well the don't trust you sign.......well do I have to trust you to be madly in love with you? :)

[BatmanakaAshley]

Like if you noticed the number changing behind him!

ps. can I date you zak? cuz your really cute js.

[spotted3star]

if i had friends like you, i'd actually like people.

[sarahisbrunette12]

why would i want to be mean to a guy tht i like and why would i want to change

[Vibeleer]

IT WORKED!

[chocolatevanillashow]

I actually did a presentation of this video in my communications class! you should be flattered thatzak.

[thatzak]

@chocolatevanillashow No way! What was said in this presentation?

[nobodysdc7]

So if you were being sarcastic about the ENTIRE video, does that mean you were also lying about the "exclusively female" introduction? *u*

[Brick12343]

i know its been mentioned before, but the dont trust me sign in the back is just hilarious

[Articfoxgirl25]

;D

[OpenforSexerotica]

@Articfoxgirl25 (:o)

[xmightyxquinnx]

You're freaking adorable.

[MsAishwarya92]

LOL

[whiteagle711]

At the end the board says " Don't trust me". This only applies to those who are taking this seriously.

[msrosey1000]

if you are a loner and are a total nerd you no wat you should do make a imaginary boy friend you can do wat you want then but listen only if you are a loner that is basically a geek nerds wat ever. thumbs up if you agree lol.

[TheTeamjacob2000]

i chase my crush!!

[nolosoporto2]

why am i even watching this when charlie mcdonnell exists

[tinkerbellgal95]

hahaha the moth thing!! so truely funny

[SmokedYou]

couldn't help but think about spiderman during this video

[desluvs1997]

ill stop wishing for a fairy tale boy, when you stop thinking every girl is like the ones on porn.



[evry1luvsray]

Thumbs up if you noticed the numbers on the whiteboard

[m3erw]

If he says no..He just hasn't said yes yet lol

[sdel92]

So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years! I was beginning to think it was me; glad I heard this advice just in the nick?, neck?, what?, of time...

[YoMommaBiiish]

Is Hee' Foreelz?:@

[CatalinaCorvette]

You know what's REALLY sad about this video? It's true.

[peacock13579]

Ok if u r a boy and u want a girl to like you tell her u wanna fuck her I mean for real not as a joke the ask her to go out with u

[helenprd]

You actually look ALOT like John Cusack from when he was younger. :)

[Packaroo]

@helenprd :O HE DOES !!  :D

[Nekserph]

Dick searching fucking moron

[mrstarkiller88888]

Y U NO UNDERSTAND THAT HE BE KIDDING?

[Maddymousekitty]

U do know that he is just joking

[SnowyOwlTV]

LOL to all the people taking this video seriously...

[neru56]

this is pretty good advice for some but it kinda means to become a whore...and u shouldnt have to change urself for someone to like u. If they dont like you for who u are then they probably arent worth it. but of coarse who am i to be talking im the one lookin up how to get a bf videos..

[TheAngelValerie1]

well i tried all this stuff, it worked! I got the perfect guy according to my low standards, we got married in vegas, and i wore a bikini to my wedding. THANK YOU SO MUCH AQUIFINA MARTINEZ you changed my life!!!!!!

acually i was just kidding about that.^ i just wanted to call you Aquifina Martinez ;D lulz

[KittnzNChz]

thank god it's opposite day.

[puffyjun]

Yeah here's one DO NOT FOLLOW THIS DUDE'S ADVICE :)

this is not a hate comment by the way + im subscribed to this channel Oh and im a nice person see i have a smiley face so im a nice person all people who put smiley faces are good people :) <---- see

[iWantCupcake]

Lol on the wipe-board at the end "don't trust me"

[Loolayy]

sarcasm knob turned all the way up to 11.

[drizzt0909]

yep. just watched a bunch of your videos. you and i are much alike. its all really just one big sarcastic joke, life is. nonetheless, i find it hilarious, and i enjoy myself =)

[AlexeiRomanov100]

ALL THATZAK VIEWERS! START WATCHING THE BOARD! It has helpful hints and commentary. And who ever thought he was truly serious is crazy. (Probably why they don't like this channel)

[mynameisemily4]

Awww you stopped using that intro. :( I liked it!

[ifall0ften]

I watched this with my boyfriend, he said the scantily clad thing was true and i should try it out...i hit him...so at least i did something on the list!! luckily he was joking about it haha

[dragonkm1]

Anyone heard of jayfluent?

[TorraYamatachi]

You'll change our forever alone into temporarily alone.

[punkystatic]

This Whole Video = WIN

[kate4vernon51998]

did anyone notice the numbers changing in the back ground?

[Cute56842]

Hey guess wat! U SHOULD BE MY BOYFRIEND!!!

[Cute56842]

wow i love this!!!!!!

[nungaas]

saşs DONT TRUST ME at the back..

[macko8626]

wait... was this sarcastic?

[lilylolipop]

HAHAHA. This is awesome. 

[omgitotallyloveyoutu]

You actually look like John Cusack.

[kibbylee]

Never question Mufasas integrity as the ideal man!

[Celizala]

OMG I love the fact that this vid has got so many hate messages - its a joke x Betty x

[PianoGuy213]

You make they gayest videos I have ever seen. I have no idea why your winning the king of the web thing either. All these videos are stupid.

[BelenChinex]

Aquafina Martinez? jajajaj

[snowblake83]

I can't describe how entertaining I find your videos....

[Princetongirl5456788]

This is awesome.

[AFI37makesmehappy]

Tip: disregard everything zak just said.

[cheerios4canaries]

LMFAO! There's no sexier thing than a low self-esteem. You're cute ;)

[FabyVolturi]

HAha your right....all the rules are completly right....damn...you understand....

[JellyTot312]

I like the way the board on the right change with each tip :)

[youaresuchababe]

I love sarcasm.

[alysettlesclumsily15]

Solid dating advice,

im expecting this to land me a boyfriend in No time! :)

Thanks <3

[girlovescuppycake]

YOU DO HAVE BIG PUPILS!!

[nadineishere]

I've been watching your videos for the past hour and I have to say this video is completely and utterly tedious and a pathetic excuse for a youtube video... Are you seduced yet?

I hope you're educated in sarcasm over the internet. I'd like to assume so.

[sighcantthinkofaname]

I'm Disney obsessed, so I feel a great need to tell you that Cinderella's castle is in Disney world. Disneyland has Sleeping beauty's castle. Assuming you weren't talking about Disneyland Japan that is...

[liamtheparrot123]

Tell him u wil give him bj

[rakib365309]

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[CrazyClara101]

Your a sick lech.I'll never get a bf till I'm 80(I'm 14).My BFF beated me and she hates boys.HOW COME WHEN EVERYONE SAYS I'M PRETTY YET I AIN'T GOT A BF????I GOT MY HEART BROKEN ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL WHEN MY CRUSH SAID HE DIDN'T LIKE ME EVEN AS A FRIEND!!!!I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE I'LL NEVER FIND LOVE AND ALL THE BOYS AT SCHOOL ARE DOUCE BAGS!!!CHIVOLERY ONLY EXIST IN FAIRY TALES!!!

i'll go cut myself now and eat a bunch of food which then I shall binge and purge I HATE MY LIFE