American Idol Magic Cyclops 2012 Aspen FULL Audition NEW

[williamptwo]

200th comment! best parts:

Bring in the kraken

Bearded lady

Randy: Whatawhatawhat

Steven: Davenport Iowa?

Magic cyclops air guitar speech, have no soul, James Buffet, and at 3:09

[TheCrazygirl2011]

First the "Human Tornado" and now the "Magic Cyclops"? What has this world come to, and why do so many people get a kick out of rejects like these making a fool of themselves? IT'S NOT RIGHT.

[metalfreak4677]

This guy shouldn't of went up for American Idol. He should of went up for President......Sadly I would vote for him.

[iloveesoftballl]

This guy was flipping hilarious he needs a show hahah

[CompassOfWisdom]

"I have no eyes!" hahaha

[rachel381000]

where did the cat come from?

[24superawsome]

what was the cat at the end?

[goodstarbucks]

There goes that cat again.

[albertochocolate]

wwwwaaaaaawaajajjjjjjjjjjjajaj­ajajajjaja. this is the man right there!!!

[ShinyMissingno97]

This man needs to be president for at least a day.

[BJClarkful]

How did Russell Brand get in here?

[NILLIHCMASTER]

HAHA I'M BEHIND MAGIC IN A FEW SCENES! I AM WEARING THE BOA, SHADES, AND RED OUTFIT!!! LOL!

[ceciirocks]

"they aired mostly BBC that's why I have this accent" LMAO

[Comuna]

Cheeeeeeeeeseeeeessssss!!!

[TheMatchflare]

So this is America?

[mittens5118]

Like if you agree that he probably would of done a good job singing enter sandman :)

[FatalisReigns]

WTF cat lmao :3

[TheTaylorbe]

when i saw this it made my day. I hope he gets on Saturday Night Live!:)

[MilasMomma13]

Dumb

[Sandto33]

He does a better Neil Diamond than Neil Diamond!

[TheGreatGizzo]

Haha I live in davenport

[imaamerican13]

i wish my cat would do that!

[robmcc16]

i have 11,000 air guitars!!

[foolonthehill97]

RANDOM CAT!!!!!!!!!

[rachet56431]

LMAO rise against gave this guy a shout out.

[richieandbaby]

Love him!!!!

[kajhsdfgkjaghfdkjahg]

repin hard for iowa

[gazzadixon2003]

What's the song at 0:30 please?/ Thanks.

[shinseijiro90]

I love his accent!

[sisters101happy]

whos cat is that?

[sisters101happy]

THIS GUY IS JUST ON TO B ON TV SO HE ACTED LIKE THE 'MAGIC CYCLOPS' retard!

[RyAnPoWnZyOu]

@sisters101happy No shit sherlock?

[supermanrabbit1037]

the cat at the end rules!

[agentmule]

the cyclops is amazing. 

[Abromacfilms]

He's trolling... But god he's hilarious

[Timmy124509]

This guy is Hilarious KITTY CAT!!!!!!!!

[XClubbraxal44]

HAHAH I LOVE THIS GUY

[1202Taylor]

lol like this comment if you agree that this dude is HILARIOUS

[sdsmth1]

I own 11,000 air guitars, but he owns five more... WTF?

[ike8755]

i own 11,000 air guitars

[kittykittylikesdogs]

lmfao, the cat at the end :D

[Killerrayzz]

god tier troll

[jessicaaxo7]

omg i love this so much

[LilSk8er902]

lol i pissed my self watching this on tv btw nice cat

[mariamyersxxx]

fucking stupid decision judges.

[CrazzyDancing]

What a hippy

[sparklejeweldiamond]

Love Jennifer's expresions!!!

[laurenandmaeve1026]

this guy makes Steven Tyler look normal ! :P

[pkskates]

SNL!! Yes!!

[shopoholic995]

LOL!! HILARIOUS!

[6666derrick]

Haha wish he made it

[6666derrick]

Hahaha wish he made

[dumbdumblittlegirl]

ashamed to be from Iowa right now.

[kellispoon]

@dumbdumblittlegirl WOW no sense of humor!!

[clutzyclune]

MARRY ME !!!!

[lisalrocks]

This guy needs to be on SNL.

[XxXgangstabunnyXxX]

Bring in the Kraken!

[azwel]

maybe he has a show like sahsa baron cohen and this is a joke for that

[azwel]

singing sounds like james hetfield

[PrincessKagayaki]

@azwel That's what I was thinking!

[BeckGambill]

That was amazing! Nothing short of brilliant!

[swiftyguitar4]

Theres a guy in belgium that has five more than me

[TheMusicInOurLives]

I have no eyes

[ShelbyTweten]

FANTASTIC! -Shelby Tweten

[34Tedo]

He is brilliant! I don't know why they didn't let him through.

[animalluver229]

he is on somethinggggg

[braindrain52389]

"they're prescription" LMAO

[braindrain52389]

steven tyler: davenport iowa

lol

[MrDreadscythe]

He must've learned his skills from Spinal Tap's Nigel Tufnel.

[daemonkiller22]

I have 11000 air guitars. LOL

This guy is a demi-god!

MAGIC CYCLOPS FTW!

[bbdc24]

No one talks to me because I'm frightening and I look homeless. </3

[michellesupport89]

This guy was awesome! I love this show and laughed throughout the ho le time he was on. "I am from Davenport Iowa" haha. He reminds me of Russell Brand a bit,

[tbizone2002]

I used to like randy cuz he was cool and laid back but now he's acts like Simon Cowel…a big horses ass! Magic Cyclops was hilarious! That was a solid 5 minute act; Joke after joke while staying in character….margaritaville wasn't too bad, either. Remded me Andy Kaufman.

[jmm1000]

Magic Cyclops did the single most EPIC audition in AO history! A brilliant dismantling of every pretention in this show. Friggin brilliant. TWO THUMBS UP!

[KaylaMIRF]

I wonder why I didn't get that Iowan accent.. hmm..

[mdgrulez70]

Randy Jackson: How old are you ?

Magic: It's not polite to ask a lady her age

Randy Jackson: a lady with a breed

[tbizone2002]

@mdgrulez70 randy said "beard"….even tho it was technically it was a "soul patch."

[Ehdword]

Thumbs up for the song in the Incredible Hulk :D



[gpearson97]

Beautiful...

[sjkkillian]

like if i should make the facebook page for him

[tbizone2002]

@sjkkillian already has one. i joined.

[mtmama65]

@sjkkillian He already has a facebook page. He's been a part of the Denver music scene for 10 years now.

[sjkkillian]

like this if i should make the official MAGIC CYCLOPS FACEBOOK PAGE

[xEvilZeus]

Im from davenport Ia... hes like the talk of the town atm rofl i honestly thought he was an embrassment.. but hey.. XD

[sunnydays622]

"They're prescription."

"I have no eyes."

"I have no soul."

[tbizone2002]

@sunnydays622 What made it hilarious was his strait faced response.

[MrMrjimenez123]

makes my town look bad

[ksch12]

I have a feeling he's probably already a comedian in costume. Nonetheless, that was to funny!

[MsDominic20]

I wonder how old this guy really is?

[andrewskorch]

i vote yes just looking at him and there is no magic cyclops its a comedian in a outfit

thumbs up if you agree

[taylorluvshorses16]

lol "i have no soul" O.O

[dommer117]

I would only watch this show again if he won it all

[abithegothicbandgeek]

Where has he been all our lives! He needs to be on a show or comedian thing he's flipping BEAST!!!!

[wehavewaffles13]

can you guys play me the hulk song? thankyou.

[zachfresh]

JAMES BUFFET!!!:p

[spencersanta00]

I thought he was amazing!!!

[yeralosersmile]

Magic, you are so fucking hilarious and awesome!!!!

[Mikedwon]

Dude, you are awesome.

[ramuhkc]

Welp, pretty sure that was a genius, successful life trolling

[AtarisGuy33]

Proud to say that he is from my hometown! He's even slept at my house before!

[wako10122]

Lol this guy is hilarious but a fucking wac job

[farres1]

I want to marry him so so so so so so so much.

I LOVE U

[PunkRockIsFreedom77]

this show would have sucked dick less if woulda won

[AnissaMoniquee]

Im so glad we have someone like him representing davenport. or else our rep here would suck...

[JinyChannel]

- Let's see your eyes.

- I have no eyes.

- What is this ?!

- I have no soul.

- This is crazy !

AHAHAHAHAHAH !

[supertatum123]

hes awesome!!!!!!!!!!

[Angelsbaby42]

Are they at Coors field?? and why is the video so quiet? ;/

[zjames007]

Represent D Port baby!!!

[BigKingBudxxShowCase]

like him on facebook

[msickler23]

4:01-4:05 is my fav part!

[TheBrittney0821]

i hope nobody thinks everyone from davenport is like this...

[TheTVGuyTV]

YES

[MrFrigginAwsome]

Duchen vas Belgium gunter 11,007 duver viten dumb ass velg vichen hahahahahah

[stesan2006]

watch?v=Exczm4sVvPY&feature=yo­utu.be his punk cover.

[stesan2006]

guy has a video on youtube from 2009 have to google it. doesn't come under magic cyclops on the youtube channel.

[Lolakay10]

I'm from Davenport and this was just freaking awesome. Some people have no sense of humor. I always wanted to walk away with the incredible hulk music playing. Absolutely 3 it

[Baribrotzer]

@Lolakay10

Although in defense of the "AI" judges, they probably see so many talentless, delusional bozoes that they might not be able to tell the difference between a comedian's parody of a talentless, delusional bozo and the genuine article. Or, more likely, they just might be so tired of them they don't think it's all that funny.

[dealwiththetruth767]

Lol what the hell?

[matrixx29]

that was awesome! that guy DOES deserve a show. or least have a camera follow him around.

can we say spinal tap returns??

[MiguelitoSan]

Davenport....REALLY.



[MrsPrincessJelly]

I have 45k air guitars.....so I've got this guy beat! LMAO! He's soooo funny!!!

[BigKingBudxxShowCase]

facebook dot com/MagicCyclops

like him on facebook!

[BigKingBudxxShowCase]

greatest idol audition ever!

[omy3173]

This guy needs a tv show.

[itsmercedesbr0ski]

I'm from davenport and I live close to there still. Smh man, smh..

[ThreeDollaBillYall]

hahahah James Buffet.

[SARsindicate]

Best part is at 3:10, I only paused for the ass shot.

[CharHob30]

Are we sure this isn't Sacha Baren Cohen?

[Gunnerrecall77]

Yeah, this is totally Spinal Tap. I would pay to watch this guy talk.

[mom23wASD]

I am glad Simon Cowell isn't on American Idol anymore, because he would have thrown this guy out before he had a chance to do anything, thereby denying the people the chance to see this dude!!!

[delizbro]

LMFAO did you see the cat at the end?!?! Hilarious!!!!

[CandidBreak]

hahahaha! the next Sacha Baron Cohen movie. other thought : the uploader sucks at video editing

[Kathilisi]

Brilliant!

[constanceawilliams]

i live in davenport... he should be ashamed of himself for doing that.. -.-

[AKABoondock19]

@constanceawilliams oh get a sense of humor geez. im from New Hampshire....if I got mad at every "its boring in NH" joke I have seen, Id be the most angry guy on Earth.

[Brookenesss]

LOOOOOL This guy is HILARIOUS! This is exactly me and my sisters sense of humour. Man, i wish she was alive so i could show her this. Hahahahaha. "At least take the glasses off" "They're prescription!"

[JesuVJoseph]

you dont know whats going on... cuz you have no eyes?

[PiggyGibson]

This dude will make a lot of money from standup gigs after this.

Damn JLO has the finest big behind in the BIZ. - It makes its apparence at 3.09

[elizdocumentary]

i have no eyes. i have no soul.

[gregnotes]

This is some Spinal Tap type stuff lol

[boboj9809]

stupid cat

[CyclopsRevolution]

I think he sounded better than Steve did singing the National Anthem lol

[MzBra66]

He may not have been American Idol material, but i think he should go into the comedian biz cuz seriously that was hilarious!!!

[MrExerionz]

Randy: Bring in the kraken

J.LO: isn't it release the kraken?..

LOL!

[Yogurt45]

I'm the guy from Belgium. 11,005.

[McKewlBeanz]

This guy is comedy gold!

[tommioctober666]

@brown6767 He was doing this stuff in Fort Collins, Colorado long before anyone noticed Russell Brand's one trick pony acting ability. Russell Brand didn't really do anything till over here till 2007 (look it up) and I started seeing Cyclops around Colorado in about 04-'05. While you're choking on that, you might consider washing it down with a tall cool glass of hateraide

[Seston]

@tommioctober666 yeah, but russell brand is actually funny. and british

[tbizone2002]

@Seston Russel Brand is a HACK

[ramsinks]

@tommioctober666 WOW, now i'm impressed, he's been acting retarded for a long time!

[tbizone2002]

@ramsinks LOL

[tbizone2002]

@ramsinks you, sir, are a moron! 

[bokuwakamedesu]

I have no eyes. Best. Line. Ever.

[MrTROYisLegend]

Wait..Can you play the whole kitty video!!!!!!!

[Jboss12]

my video is better quality, watch it

[kellispoon]

HAHA I live in Iowa and this guy cracks me up!! Seriously you got to have fun doing what you do, and he was doing what he did. I can say I am a little jealous, 11,000 guitars. Hell I do not even have one LOL!

[Teyla0016]

PBS channel that played mostly shows from BBC channel!!!????

[brown6767]

this guy is a joke he is acting like Arthur Bach from the movie Arthur, Arthur is played by Russel Brand

[mtmama65]

@brown6767 If you're talking about the current Arthur, you don't know what you're talking about. Magic Cyclops has been acting this way for at least the last 10 years. He's a fixture in the Denver music scene.

[brown6767]

Russel Brand wanna be

[0o0oo0o]

@brown6767

He has been around for a while. As a Colorado native, I've seen him like this at various places around Denver in the early 2000's hosting shows and entertaining.  He's funny as fuck and not stealing anyone's style.

[spencey820]

the next big youtube sensation im callin in right now!

[Jagglazer]

He actually didnt sing that bad....haha

[CodenameSailorV3]

@Jagglazer That's what I was thinking! He shoulda sang METALLICA! :')

[tommioctober666]

You Davenport people are all peepee-hurt, calling him embarrassing, here in Colorado we love him. Maybe it's a blue state thing. Laughter, and not taking things so f**king seriously are still legal here.

[ilovelautner19]

He does need an snl skit! "I have no eyes!" Lol

[edgallo95]

first of all who are you?!?!

Guy: I'm thy Magic Cyclops xD

[xeresy]

There's a storm a brewing!

[TheBadboybrian]

Yeah, that Cats Performance Rocked! I didn't see anything else worth a Damn! :D

LOL

[awesomelypetey]

I was in hysterical, weeping giggles.. Magic Cyclops; "This is an Iowan accent.. I grew up extremely poor, we had local stations and watched PBS, which mostly aired BBC programs." OMG. He is hilaaaaaaarious.

[DasSwagatron]

HOLY COW WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT CAT AT THE END?! THE HELL!

[jimbofergus]

"I have no eyes."

[DasSwagatron]

absolutely embarrassing to my city