How to Bounce a Drunk

[CHRISTHAKIDD]

thumbs up if you are the drunk or your just a random person watching

[CHRISTHAKIDD]

you will need: muscles

optional: martial arts techniques a type of gun

[SomeGuyWithAFace9]

How to bounce a drunk:

You will need:

A rubber drunk

[pugpuddles]

i thought it said how to become drunk

[deoxy999]

@pugpuddles I thought it said how to bounce a drink.

[Seigu007]

lame

[finalawesome]

i thought it said how to bouce a DUNK

[mamanettie]

why does the drunk look like an alien?

[SkorTheHerbalist]

but ... what yo're searching in a bar if youre not alchoolic .. ?

[romellorocks555]

DaveWreckingCrew@ you must be irish

[DaveWreckingCrew]

If you "sneak" me a non-alcoholic "iced tea" I'm gunna snap seven of your fingers.

[MrDroopdog1]

ohhhhh i thought it said "how to BECOME a drunk" my bad :c

[azzaz691]

or say get out drunk ass

[Hinatagirl1423]

what if the biggest guy in the room is the drunk? :O

[GrumblingEye]

... you all suck at doing how to's...

[HelloPreety123]

but what if the biggest guy in the room is the drunk? :S

[theClintdog]

I never throw the clothes outside I throw the drunk out side and tell him to come back sober and retrive his or her items, these steps will get you and your ass kicked.

[MrHomestylePizza1]

I guess you don't need a drunk.

[sniperwhg]

Lol two cops armed with donuts

[MrMistery101]

How to make a drunk bounce

You'll need: a high ledge, bait, and of course, a drunk.

Step1: use the bait to lure the drunk onto the roof,

Step2: Lure him near the edge, then give him a slight shove.

Step3: watch him bounce.

[coolymichael]

how to BOUNCE a drunk.. wel that is kinda wrong

[MadHobostudios]

heh the polices donuts r stronger thn the whacker thing cuz it squirts jelly xd

[mauigirl000]

what the hell is chicanery?

[dcraig1865]

This video would be hilarious if not for the fact that it is exactly how a lot of people think that it is how bouncing works. If a guy is being cut off, most often he is already belligerent and drunk, most often, it doesn't matter how politely you ask him to leave, his response is "fuck off!" to anyone who has ever been a bouncer, this video is very funny.

[theClintdog]

@dcraig1865 Yes I agree. I laughed watching this.

[dcraig1865]

@theClintdog This must be for the host at a highschool party at someone's house or something. It is really funny though. "Turning up the static" Really??? LOL

[theClintdog]

@dcraig1865 I think that I will try to turn up the static this weekend when I bounce some poor old angry drunk lol.

[sphinxrising58]

Videos a joke, as ever try to reason with a angry drunk? LOL

[Ramsto6]

how do we reason with the bigass guy who's suppsed to stand behind us?

[trymesucker]

0:01 skip ad?

[Routanne]

@trymesucker press F5?

[000haker]

1: get a shotgun

2: point it at his head\

3: tell him " get the fuck outta here or ill stop your heartbeat in a second!!!"

[592220]

I thoroughly enjoyed my time as a "doorman." You got to meet a LOT of girls and beat the crap out of belligerent drunks. The only suck part was the people who pass out. My buddy and I kept smelling salts on us just for such an occasion. When we used them the first time, they didn't do SQUAT. So, we left the dude in the parking lot face planted. Literally

[videogamenostalgia]

If you're both guys, try to chat him up. He'll be outta there in no time!

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[mig189189189]

Nice tips!

[bigbagron]

Shortcut: Baseball bat

[billeybop]

Where I bounce I drop a 20 dollar bill beside them and when they bend down to pick it up I give them my boot or tell them they have a call in the phone booth in the rear.When they get in I lock them up until they sober up!

[d0660]

loopofpoop probably eats the poop, that's how he got his name

[tk20028]

I like all the cops flippin donuts. lol

[misspdalbump]

if its a girl step1:)take off all her clothes while shes in a hangover

step2:)make sure shes fully naked

step3:)take pictures when she wakes up

if its a guy

step1:)punch him in the face

step2:)throw a glass bottle in his face

step3:)throw the fucker out and say listen i warned you and you didnt listen get the fuck out

[kazkal]

Step 7 = pissed off drunk

[Lugia206]

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[billeybop]

I find if I'm drunk it is easier to tolerate the prolem drunk. I ask him what the hell is he doing in a gay bar? My last resort is to taz and sometimes I do it just to set an example for my patrons.

[loopofpoop]

I bet the cops will throw donuts at em xD

[EmoMetalHead666]

HaHa What If You Are The Biggest Dude There And You Are The One Drunk

[cristian1217]

wat if yor the drunk

[terrorrain]

lol 1:40

[thwipp]

tell them their car is being towed. when they bolt out the door, lock the sumbitch out. call the po-po's if he starts pounding on the door.

[IAlreadyDid]

sounds about right, only with a friend trying to persuade him to accept a ride home, and the stupid bitch who locked him out also opened the door

tldr: srsly pissed. day at the hardware store for wall patches

[thwipp]

you will need:

brass knuckles and a good sucker punch

[commandercody2244]

lol thats funny

[SamuelZeller]

No...

[marc9030]

isnt rum written "rhum"?

[HeroineStudio]

no...

[kkpsi329]

No...

[mjrev23]

nope

[SephirothBurger]

you will need

a gun

step one, yea, im pretty sure u know what needs to be done.

[botterfcuker]

a drunk could be a girl aswell! :o

[myownkangaroo]

0:14... and a taser. zap :D

[geekdiggy]

best line for bouncing - "there's this chick outside who wants to talk to you alonen after you pay your tab"

whoever thinks the "you don't have to go home but you can't stay here" line works on a drunk, has never used it on a drunk.

[ellen888826]

ahaha

[aznbartgamer]

optional: muscles lol

[mellowdalyricist]

lolsz the police show up with donuts!

[GaaZHD]

@mellowdalyricist Police job is to eat donuts and drink coffee..

[GaaZHD]

@mellowdalyricist What did you expect?

[truepaths]

rum and coke the fighters drink? I thought it was the 'dance all night' drink

[Tamuz95]

lol

[0Daeman]

nice one

[ExcellenceExacution]

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