Pfft, it's not the parents' fault you stupid Judge - it's that damn electric kitchen!! Why if those girls' kitchens weren't so fast and efficient, they'd be stuck at home - making meals, washing dishes, etc..they wouldn't have had the time to be out and about raping men and destroying classrooms!
This wasn't actually a bad movie. Not really, I've seen way way worse and compared to other MST3K fodder this movie is actually kind of good. At least it has a coherent plot, clear point of view and interesting characters.
Is Eliza F Reed out there watching this somewhere? I would think that when she saw herself on this episode, it made her all...uh, squishy. ("Is that dirty?" "It depends on which shorts you've seen...")
-actually this movie would have been far more entertaining had it ended with a nice looong scene of Paula in the woodshed instead of the whole dying thing/preachy moralizing speech thing.
But wasn't that the way of most films in the 50s? You'd have someone wrap it up with a 'this is what we have learned/what you should know' kind of speech...and you're gonna listen to all of it, understand it, and most importantly, like it!
@nickmooselives You are so right - like the ending of 'Bad Seed' where the evil little girl murderer not only gets struck by lightning at movie's end, she also gets paddled by the actress portraying her mother after the cast credits!
Yikes, a lot of religion bashing going on in these comments. Some people just need to take a deep breath, relax and get over themselves. After all it's just a movie.
The judge is right because most religions don't approve of young girls opening fire on the police, especially those with moral standards. "I don't understand it," said the parents, "I never taught my daughter to shoot so straight and true"
@lobsopdoy Hey, good one. I think you may have the subplot of this thing if Dante, Demme, or DePalma ever shoot it over again. I can see a real Freudian angle there that may work with the under-13's.
So the same judge that sentenced their daughter to life in prison also gets to decide if they can adopt their product of rape granddaughter? Plus he actively promotes religion from the bench? Someone call the Bar Association!
This whole scene I imagined the bassline from Ministry's 'So What?' in the background.
WOW, what a dickish judge! He does not give custody to the proper people, i.e. the grandparents because the judge deemed them "inadequate". Then again this was a ED Wood film so the concept of reality is lax.
rarely is a radio station named after a person. in know right a radio station with a name would just be stupid, could you imagine, K-JOE, Ronald Radio or Jack FM... oh wait...
I actually agree with all of the judge's points. But why was a political speech included a movie that - I'm guessing - was supposed to entertain? Ed Wood must have run out of things to write, because this scene is REALLY boring.
I was just thinking how 50`s America was scared of teenagers and giant radioactive monsters & wondering why they didn`t combine the two when I realised they did in Village of the Giants.
@Ickiesgal -You`d enjoy it if it was a fatality list...that`s sick....besides, they left out Adam Sandler, Simon Cowell and Beyonce. -If only your parents had hit you with a woodshed and sentenced you to church you wouldn`t have gone off the rails like this.
@ninjawraith17 Well he lucked out. She would have been a very troublesome babies momma. Child support paid in the way of smokes. Makes me wonder that if this was real, would he get any say so in what happens to the baby.
Sure, maybe if I hugged my thick-headed son more he wouldn't have started them fires or stolen all that lacrosse equipment, but dammit, sometimes they're just bad apples!
Take them out to the Shed is from back in the day when they'd take the kid to get beat away from the house and someplace private (like the shed or garage) so the screams don't disturb mom or the other siblings. I haven't heard that phrase in years. so the moral of the story is. Beat your Kids, put the fear of God in them or else the state should take them. Just wow.
Why...won't...the...judge...shut...UP?! God, why doesn't Ed Wood just get in front of the camera and flat out tell us that he's desperately trying to make this movie sound significant.
The judge is full of shit. Sentencing an infant to foster care rather than allowing it to live with its family. I wanted to punch him. The kid probably ends up in one of those "families" where the "parents" collect foster kids in order to profit from the money the state gives them every month.
When you need to take up fifteen minutes at the end of your film to have a character explain the meaning and moral, it means the whole thing was poorly conveyed and you should just. give. up.
So, they charged Paula for the cop's murder, but not for the murder of that other woman, the second-degree, the countless assaults, robberies, and the reckless endangerment of her two now-dead friends?
It's a good thing these parents didn't get custody, but not for any of the reasons the Judge stated. The parents' guilt would drive them to make a full 180 in their child -raising philosophy to the point that they'd eventually produce either an oversensitive, absurdly naive hothouse flower with no social skills or capacity to live independently, or an angry, resentful child who focuses all of her energy on lashing out at parents whom she views more as jailers or opressors than as caregivers .
I feel sorry for Paula's mother. She wore a great big stole to court and got the slowest-talking judge in the world. It must have felt like a sauna by the time he got through.
I don't know about that, but our society is so much less violent today now that we give kids time outs and quality time and video games to babysit them.
The movie makes a valid point in a bad way- parents are the primary influence on their kids wither by being proactive or reactive or absent altogether.
I'm going to go out on a limb here, but do you think Ed Woods had an issue with his parents? Also, isn't wierd that everytime the judge refers to the delinquents, he always says 'he' or 'his', even though the whole movie was about female criminals?
Who financed this film? Who produced it? Did they think "Well, a couple of decades from now there´s gonna be a TV-show called MYSTERIUM-CINEMATIC-THEATER
or something and they will need riffable films."?
This is the movie that Ministry sampled for their song "So What?" that's on "The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste" album. The part right at the beginning of this clip where the judge is talking about teaching kids respect. Awesome!
I actually agree with this judge. However in this day and age those parents would have had high powered lawyers and the baby would have been theirs to take home.
When I listened to that bit where the Judge talks about the importance of religion in a persons life, I find it hilariously ironic that Ed Wood wrote this, considering later he in his career he would make adult films.
Yep, bring your kids up to be good, God-fearing individuals and teach them Biblical morals. Because it's not like God ever condoned killing people on a whim, right?
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Hey at least it's better than growing up in an Athiest run school system where you are told everyday that you are nothing but a big cosmic joke and that anything, and everything is absolutely worthless, why aren't the people who attack schools considered heroes considering they are just doing what they are taught?
And when does God ever say it's right to kill people at whim? he says very plainly that all humans are created equal, and he who lives by the sword dies by the sword.
Absolutely Columbine anyone? raise a kid with no moral values whatsoever through the religion of atheism (In Atheism you are God there is no right or wrong except for what you choose!) and don't be surprised when they act on those teachings.
Anyone who thinks God condones killing people on a whim is plain and simple an idiot, you're probably thinking of Allah though (A.K.A. Satan just look it up kids he's called "The Great Deceiver" in the Islam religion bit of a hint there )
@ToastInTheShell haha i love how you totally ignore both the fact that the movie is SHIT (thats why they put it on the show) AND the fact that this is a show involving robots making fun of a movie
"Repeat to yourself: It's just a show, I should really just relax." Did you listen to the theme song?
1. Atheism is not a religion. The fact that I have to tell you this is really sad.
2. You don't need to believe in a mythological being to have morals. Again, I shouldn't even have to say this; Besides, if religious people are so morally superior, then why have there been wars waged in the name of religion?
3. You can't teach a non-belief. That's just retarded. And before you say anything, atheism does not equal science. There are religious scientists out there.
Anyone who continues this discussion in ANY way will be blocked and have their posts removed. I'm sorry, but I have warned people about this in my other videos several times over. MST3K is for fun, not religious/political/srs bsns discussions.
@SpooketteUndead Yea go freedom of speech! Because political discussions can't be fun, intelligence is so not fun. We should all go do some "fun things"
@pik"he says very plainly that all humans are created equal" Um pik i think your confusing the bible with the Declaration of independence. No where in the Bible does it say all humans are created equal it clearly states the opposite,please actually learn your bible before stating things that are wrong. The bible has many many passages on how not all humans are equal humans like women or I dont know SLAVES! So do not confuse those who wished that state and church be seperate, to your religion.
damn, some judges LOVE to hear themselves talk.
ToyotaGuy1971 1 week ago
In the last few minutes he stuffs a Judeo-Christian moral in. Through unwieldiness, it embarasses the religious and secular alike.
TheUnfortunate9 2 weeks ago
There's a dick on the wall at 0:40
JVarley9001 3 weeks ago
This judge put the whole state of wherever they are to sleep.
pretorious700 1 month ago
Those actresses waists were so tiny my good ness!
Sending the baby to the Ward of the court is not better
Dablkwid0w2008 1 month ago
Pfft, it's not the parents' fault you stupid Judge - it's that damn electric kitchen!! Why if those girls' kitchens weren't so fast and efficient, they'd be stuck at home - making meals, washing dishes, etc..they wouldn't have had the time to be out and about raping men and destroying classrooms!
DarkWingsAscending 1 month ago
This is all the electric kitchen's fault!
Scimitarmoon 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SpooketteUndead
This wasn't actually a bad movie. Not really, I've seen way way worse and compared to other MST3K fodder this movie is actually kind of good. At least it has a coherent plot, clear point of view and interesting characters.
bullet4fob4 2 months ago
Someone needs to punch that judge in the windpipe. NOW!
Yapshire 2 months ago
this was a great MST episode!
scottdavis0801 3 months ago
"I sentence you to my Toastmasters meeting."
DickieAnginson 3 months ago
I just noticed that Gypsy was singing Tom's theme song when she was waiting for Mike and Crow to do something! Hilarious!
ChaoticYak 3 months ago
This was the feel-good movie of 1956!
ChaoticYak 3 months ago 2
god this judge droneeeeeeeeeeees on
thegamer9302 4 months ago
Wow, with a warning like that, the 60's couldn't fail to happen.
EmmaOnATangent 4 months ago 3
Why are the parents in front of the judge after losing their wayward daughter?
christimacc 5 months ago
@christimacc I think it is a callback to the sentencing. That speech was just split into 2 scenes.
bullet4fob4 2 months ago
I am literally smashing my head against a wall trying to drone out that fucking judge.
TheGunboat 5 months ago
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TheGunboat 5 months ago
Is Eliza F Reed out there watching this somewhere? I would think that when she saw herself on this episode, it made her all...uh, squishy. ("Is that dirty?" "It depends on which shorts you've seen...")
darkprose 6 months ago
I love the final scene. The re-enactment of the holdup at the gas station is hilarious.
"Oh, something's goin' on!"
ChaoticYak 6 months ago
This movie could have used some random ranting from Bela Lugosi
TheMerlinOfAR 7 months ago
Thankfully MST3K makes old movies new and bad movies good.
TheLazerBread 7 months ago
OMG what a horrible movie, arghgh
nikiss8 7 months ago
"If the old-fashioned woodshed would see more use, vandalism would decline."
In other words, just beat the shit out of your kids and they won't write "poop" on bathroom walls.
DontcallmeFrenchy 7 months ago
@DontcallmeFrenchy
-actually this movie would have been far more entertaining had it ended with a nice looong scene of Paula in the woodshed instead of the whole dying thing/preachy moralizing speech thing.
nickmooselives 5 months ago
@nickmooselives
But wasn't that the way of most films in the 50s? You'd have someone wrap it up with a 'this is what we have learned/what you should know' kind of speech...and you're gonna listen to all of it, understand it, and most importantly, like it!
80MWH 4 months ago
@nickmooselives You are so right - like the ending of 'Bad Seed' where the evil little girl murderer not only gets struck by lightning at movie's end, she also gets paddled by the actress portraying her mother after the cast credits!
Evilmokeynomnom 3 months ago
Yikes, a lot of religion bashing going on in these comments. Some people just need to take a deep breath, relax and get over themselves. After all it's just a movie.
MarkVaderr 7 months ago
The judge is right because most religions don't approve of young girls opening fire on the police, especially those with moral standards. "I don't understand it," said the parents, "I never taught my daughter to shoot so straight and true"
powergirl901 7 months ago
@powergirl901 That's what you get when your dad is a Gunslinger. She simply remembered the face of her father.
lobsopdoy 6 months ago
@lobsopdoy Hey, good one. I think you may have the subplot of this thing if Dante, Demme, or DePalma ever shoot it over again. I can see a real Freudian angle there that may work with the under-13's.
powergirl901 6 months ago
@powergirl901 Noooo, it was a Dark Tower reference D:
lobsopdoy 6 months ago
Everyone depressed yet?
PhoenixHealing 8 months ago
Crispin Glover!
KingSnarf 8 months ago
Bakersfield... those poor people.
experimentationalist 8 months ago
I love the shoutout to Mrs. Miller.
Nullifidian 8 months ago
interesting cock and balls candelabra on the wall of the courtroom......
BeatingStitches 8 months ago 2
So the same judge that sentenced their daughter to life in prison also gets to decide if they can adopt their product of rape granddaughter? Plus he actively promotes religion from the bench? Someone call the Bar Association!
This whole scene I imagined the bassline from Ministry's 'So What?' in the background.
Luddseven 8 months ago
@Luddseven Yeah, I'm pretty sure he can't actually do that.
lobsopdoy 6 months ago
WOW, what a dickish judge! He does not give custody to the proper people, i.e. the grandparents because the judge deemed them "inadequate". Then again this was a ED Wood film so the concept of reality is lax.
JoSoProductions 8 months ago
Their daughter is dead. What the hell are they doing in court?
textthing 8 months ago
"Beat the love of Jesus into them."
Elcoyotenegro 9 months ago
Count Jugula!
JGL53 9 months ago 2
rarely is a radio station named after a person. in know right a radio station with a name would just be stupid, could you imagine, K-JOE, Ronald Radio or Jack FM... oh wait...
JoltenJoetaco 9 months ago
1:48 you sure do got a purdy mouth. lol
werewolf873 9 months ago
If only they had video games back then to blame all the violence on, those poor parents wouldn't have had to listen to such a long-winded lecture.
spawngoat 9 months ago 4
At the end of the day, no matter what the parents do, it's the child that decides what to do with their upbringing, good or bad.
NerdilyDone 10 months ago
so what
Trainguyxx 10 months ago
Oh my GOD THIS IS THE WORST ENDING OF ANY FILM EVER MAKE IT STOP!
SeanGoesP0P 10 months ago 19
Crow and Mike had my rolling at 4:07 to 5:59 , but at 6:01 , I died of laughter.
I love you MST3K
Princesslildee 10 months ago
"Think fast, window!"
HayesAJones 10 months ago
I wonder what the Appeals Court will say about the judge lecturing the grandparents about religion and taking their flesh and blood away.
seruzawa 10 months ago
I have a feeling that the Baptists who financed Plan 9 From Outer Space may have had a hand in the religious message of this movie.
corwinorr 11 months ago
Stay tuned for the horrific sequel, The Violent Years 2: Daughter of Paula!
smashfanwii 11 months ago
Worst movie ever made?........well ummmm no.
Close to being the worst movie ever made?.....well ummmm yeah.
Great MST3K episode.......oh hell yeah!
verbusen 11 months ago
"...beat the love of Jesus into them"
"Count JUGula"
tsw62305 11 months ago
I actually agree with all of the judge's points. But why was a political speech included a movie that - I'm guessing - was supposed to entertain? Ed Wood must have run out of things to write, because this scene is REALLY boring.
Archangel101576 11 months ago 2
4:52 You notice the tune Gypsy is muttering is Tom Servo's theme song from earlier in the episide? Nice touch. :)
Stuurminator 11 months ago
Holy crap. Who is more boring. This slow talking judge, or Acronis, the slow talking master in Cave Dwellers.
Mrblancnoir 11 months ago
@Mrblancnoir
This guy.
textthing 8 months ago
booze + jammies don't mix
Pennywisea 11 months ago
Everyone that disliked this needs to be beat mo- oh no dislikes... So anyway!
BionicleKid97 11 months ago
I was just thinking how 50`s America was scared of teenagers and giant radioactive monsters & wondering why they didn`t combine the two when I realised they did in Village of the Giants.
Gjeorje 11 months ago
Frank's list is the reason why I WOULDNT turn my Crank To Frank...*shutters*
In fact, the ONLY reason I'd 'enjoy' this list would be if it was a fatality list from some disaster...... LOL
Ickiesgal 11 months ago
@Ickiesgal -You`d enjoy it if it was a fatality list...that`s sick....besides, they left out Adam Sandler, Simon Cowell and Beyonce. -If only your parents had hit you with a woodshed and sentenced you to church you wouldn`t have gone off the rails like this.
Gjeorje 11 months ago
@Ickiesgal You don't like Larry Storch from F Troop? Who doesn't like Larry Storch? Must be a COMMIE!
verbusen 11 months ago
@lackofattack
The date of the commencement was June 4th, 1994. This episode aired on October 8th, 1994. So I guess Mike and the Bots took a rain check.
shuboy05 1 year ago
So Paula Parkins died giving birth to the baby of the man she raped. All in all, textbook poetic justice.
ninjawraith17 1 year ago 10
@ninjawraith17 Well he lucked out. She would have been a very troublesome babies momma. Child support paid in the way of smokes. Makes me wonder that if this was real, would he get any say so in what happens to the baby.
mistereveready 3 months ago
Why wouldnt the judge give their Grandchild over to them? wierd. I didnt even know Ed Wood had anything to do with this movie.
xxzerawriotxx 1 year ago
that judge looks like an arnie, uncle arnie
MrAbe345 1 year ago
Wow, how many MST movies have we seen now where the audience was almost directly lectured by a judge?
...I count two. :'D
s1lverfalcon 1 year ago
Sure, maybe if I hugged my thick-headed son more he wouldn't have started them fires or stolen all that lacrosse equipment, but dammit, sometimes they're just bad apples!
fuzzyzombielove 1 year ago
Winona? Muh revuh!
kenanscott24 1 year ago
But he does make for a riffable-character.
AL52Dragon 1 year ago
I don't think this judge lasted too long with his hometown, folksy style of justice and societal roles.
AL52Dragon 1 year ago
Frank going off the reservation about his programming lineup... classic.
Sauron338 1 year ago
"Oh my! I can't see this scene too many times!"
OmarAlQaseer 1 year ago
Winona?
Theburn77 1 year ago
That judge must be paid by the word! And TV's Frank by the name!
Mibbitmaker 1 year ago
Count Jugula!
tmack2700 1 year ago 2
Geez, the judge was a complete asshole. "Your child committed a crime therefore you don't deserve the right to raise any children yourselves."
Sloth7d 1 year ago
2:40
I should've bought....Pepto......Bismo (death groan)
awesomly47 1 year ago
Funny enough, we have a station called FRANK FM here...lol 107.5 but it's a classic rock station, lol not country.
anemicroyaltea69 1 year ago
@anemicroyaltea69 i like that station! listen to it all the time at home =D
mistysilence2 1 year ago
@mistysilence2 Hooray! You can back me up then, that I'm not making it up. lol, I wonder if the founders of the station are TV's Frank fans. lol
anemicroyaltea69 1 year ago
Was this written by Ed Wood or Jack Chick?
iamathousandapples 1 year ago
Is that a penis and balls on the wall at 0:01 ?
Beast9156 1 year ago 2
@Beast9156 i seen that a couple of videos ago
Chanjar 1 year ago
Thanks to the judge I have now had 50 years of my life sucked out of me. Thanks alot judge.
ScaryCareBear 1 year ago
Oh my God, the judge is sapping the life energy from me.
jmn327 1 year ago 2
Ed Wood could have used more Reba
RobFear 1 year ago 3
Yup, they sum up the gas station holdup scene in a nutshell! Awesome!!!
jigbuilda 1 year ago 2
Take them out to the Shed is from back in the day when they'd take the kid to get beat away from the house and someplace private (like the shed or garage) so the screams don't disturb mom or the other siblings. I haven't heard that phrase in years. so the moral of the story is. Beat your Kids, put the fear of God in them or else the state should take them. Just wow.
happygoth007 1 year ago
Ministry - So What. Uses audio from this movie and I can't shake it every time this judge keeps droning on and on and on.
toddclapp 1 year ago
God, the judge just goes on and on and OOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Glitcher2000 1 year ago
Count Juggula, lol.
vellapo 1 year ago
The final skit is hilarious. The way servo circles around checking it out-lol!
pretorious700 1 year ago
Excellently executed fall, Mike!
singitjohnny 1 year ago
-Edward Everett Horton...
Hey, Fractured Fairy Tale-Guy gets an honorable mention. lol
watda74 1 year ago
Must... kill... boring... judge...
putzthewondersloth 1 year ago
A lecture from the judge would be considered cruel and unusual punishment!
Dulcimerist 1 year ago 2
the reenactment of the service station robbery had me in tears!!!! love it!!
Kummeedeeyin 1 year ago
Why...won't...the...judge...shut...UP?! God, why doesn't Ed Wood just get in front of the camera and flat out tell us that he's desperately trying to make this movie sound significant.
thejoexman 1 year ago
Good Lord! Could that judge have been anymore self righteous and preachy.
MST3K1986 1 year ago
@MST3K1986 In his defense, the script was written by Ed "never miss a chance to pontificate" Wood.
pretorious700 1 year ago
He's actually been talking since the beggining of the movie.
JimGrim90 1 year ago
Geez Judge, why not just give them a gun and tell them to end their lives?
uruseiranma 1 year ago
wow thejudge made poor judgement...lol..but yeah...he really did!
raineandrews 1 year ago
I'm surprised there's so much serious discussion for such a lame movie
adj789 1 year ago
"Beat the love of Jesus into them!" hahaha!
kaerowyn 1 year ago
"once a driller, always a driller"
-is that dirty?
--ah..depends on what books you read...
akje93 1 year ago 4
Mike needs a posture pal.
DrWhiggs 1 year ago 3
HOW CAN ANYONE TALK THIS LONG.
Besides the whole rape scene this movie was terrible. Great commentary though, as usual.
But man that rape scene.
MudScarf 1 year ago
WTF??
A letter from Bakersfield, California? BHS?
LMAO, that hit home for me.
MINSANEvideos 1 year ago
@MINSANEvideos Me too! ::laughs::
PurifierUnitBreakman 1 year ago
ive seen better.
stabbyripstabstab666 1 year ago
The judge is full of shit. Sentencing an infant to foster care rather than allowing it to live with its family. I wanted to punch him. The kid probably ends up in one of those "families" where the "parents" collect foster kids in order to profit from the money the state gives them every month.
LOL at the ending skit. I <3 Gypsy.
Tasera783 1 year ago 2
When you need to take up fifteen minutes at the end of your film to have a character explain the meaning and moral, it means the whole thing was poorly conveyed and you should just. give. up.
wolfxbloed 1 year ago 2
i love the skits tom mike and crow. hey did anyone get that skit in part 5? it was hilarious but i felt confused
MusicBySav 1 year ago
So, they charged Paula for the cop's murder, but not for the murder of that other woman, the second-degree, the countless assaults, robberies, and the reckless endangerment of her two now-dead friends?
QuikVidGuy 1 year ago 9
Thanks for circulating the tapes, Spookette. You've got a good selection for the connoisseur and new MSTie alike.
simon0jester 1 year ago
Woah woah woah.
Return to religion?
Talk about not being secularist, as he is supposed to be. (IIRC)
maslab 1 year ago
Is this judge filibustering in Congress or something?
ChevyTrucks352 1 year ago 7
I'll bet the judges kid is a drug addict and petty criminal.
Enumclaw 1 year ago 2
It's a good thing these parents didn't get custody, but not for any of the reasons the Judge stated. The parents' guilt would drive them to make a full 180 in their child -raising philosophy to the point that they'd eventually produce either an oversensitive, absurdly naive hothouse flower with no social skills or capacity to live independently, or an angry, resentful child who focuses all of her energy on lashing out at parents whom she views more as jailers or opressors than as caregivers .
scooteratreides 1 year ago
I feel sorry for Paula's mother. She wore a great big stole to court and got the slowest-talking judge in the world. It must have felt like a sauna by the time he got through.
Oppledeldoc 1 year ago 19
Thanks to Ministry, I can actually enjoy the judge's speech.;-)
"They say, we say SO WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!"
"Bandit Crow" is adorable!
sleepyhollow783 1 year ago 3
GYPSY FOR PRESIDENT.
Bhikshu2 1 year ago 3
I prefer Bill to Trace. I just think hes funnier.
Gojiralee 1 year ago
Conway Twitty?
Theburn77 1 year ago
I'll turn my crank to Frank!
xxPatheticEmoxx 1 year ago
Squire Fridell?
Nancy Kulp?
Charley Rich?
Bart Starr?
Orson Bean?
SurlyInsomniac 1 year ago
This scene is one of the most boring in film history. Ironically, almost everything the judge said was absolutely right.
Archangel101576 1 year ago
so taking your kids to church and beating them more often will set them straight... okaaaaaaaaaaay.
devospud 1 year ago 21
@devospud
I have no real proof but its worth a try!
thevoodoosailor 1 year ago
@devospud And this is from Ed Wood? Not the first guy I would associate with Christianity off the top of my head.
cataphracts123 10 months ago
@devospud
Which is kind of hilarious given that Ed Wood was a transvestite XD
bloodrunsclear 10 months ago
@devospud
I don't know about that, but our society is so much less violent today now that we give kids time outs and quality time and video games to babysit them.
The movie makes a valid point in a bad way- parents are the primary influence on their kids wither by being proactive or reactive or absent altogether.
asdodge19 10 months ago
What is back there on the wall? A fire alarm or a lamp or what the...?!
livinintwilightzone 1 year ago
I'm going to go out on a limb here, but do you think Ed Woods had an issue with his parents? Also, isn't wierd that everytime the judge refers to the delinquents, he always says 'he' or 'his', even though the whole movie was about female criminals?
emmeta1012 1 year ago 3
I'd turn my crank to Frank if only to hear Dag Hammarskjold's latest country hit.
Pixiesnix 1 year ago
Who financed this film? Who produced it? Did they think "Well, a couple of decades from now there´s gonna be a TV-show called MYSTERIUM-CINEMATIC-THEATER
or something and they will need riffable films."?
minefield1000 1 year ago
omg this movie was made to scare parents! lmfao it was very horrible and it has damaged me greatly! thanks lol :D
dominatrixbabydoll 1 year ago
@dominatrixbabydoll I sure as hell wouldn't want to stand in front of that preachy judge for hours and hours and hours and hours...
livinintwilightzone 1 year ago
A "Burt" Ward.
nostromo38 1 year ago
I have no real proof, but it's worth a try.
ChaoticYak 1 year ago
This is the movie that Ministry sampled for their song "So What?" that's on "The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste" album. The part right at the beginning of this clip where the judge is talking about teaching kids respect. Awesome!
konitron 1 year ago
I actually agree with this judge. However in this day and age those parents would have had high powered lawyers and the baby would have been theirs to take home.
MissJuneBennett 1 year ago
BOSS JIM GETTY'S.... lol.
virgil00 1 year ago
gotta love a good Ed Wood script :D
themfromspace 2 years ago
@themfromspace too bad none exist
pretorious700 1 year ago
When I listened to that bit where the Judge talks about the importance of religion in a persons life, I find it hilariously ironic that Ed Wood wrote this, considering later he in his career he would make adult films.
coolrabbit88 2 years ago
To be fair, Ed Wood only wrote the SCRIPT for this. It was directed by someone else.
ReverendSteveG 2 years ago 5
4:52 -Sing it Gypsy!
tag7100 2 years ago
Gee, what a subtle message
TheJoeShow08 2 years ago
Yep, bring your kids up to be good, God-fearing individuals and teach them Biblical morals. Because it's not like God ever condoned killing people on a whim, right?
Ausethe 2 years ago 6
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Hey at least it's better than growing up in an Athiest run school system where you are told everyday that you are nothing but a big cosmic joke and that anything, and everything is absolutely worthless, why aren't the people who attack schools considered heroes considering they are just doing what they are taught?
And when does God ever say it's right to kill people at whim? he says very plainly that all humans are created equal, and he who lives by the sword dies by the sword.
pikmintaro 2 years ago
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Absolutely Columbine anyone? raise a kid with no moral values whatsoever through the religion of atheism (In Atheism you are God there is no right or wrong except for what you choose!) and don't be surprised when they act on those teachings.
Anyone who thinks God condones killing people on a whim is plain and simple an idiot, you're probably thinking of Allah though (A.K.A. Satan just look it up kids he's called "The Great Deceiver" in the Islam religion bit of a hint there )
ToastInTheShell 2 years ago
@ToastInTheShell haha i love how you totally ignore both the fact that the movie is SHIT (thats why they put it on the show) AND the fact that this is a show involving robots making fun of a movie
"Repeat to yourself: It's just a show, I should really just relax." Did you listen to the theme song?
atokcap 2 years ago 11
God doesn't have to condone others he can do it himself, like wiping out the population of the planet in a flood.
werty3535 2 years ago
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1. Atheism is not a religion. The fact that I have to tell you this is really sad.
2. You don't need to believe in a mythological being to have morals. Again, I shouldn't even have to say this; Besides, if religious people are so morally superior, then why have there been wars waged in the name of religion?
3. You can't teach a non-belief. That's just retarded. And before you say anything, atheism does not equal science. There are religious scientists out there.
rgmztxy 1 year ago 2
Anyone who continues this discussion in ANY way will be blocked and have their posts removed. I'm sorry, but I have warned people about this in my other videos several times over. MST3K is for fun, not religious/political/srs bsns discussions.
SpooketteUndead 1 year ago 32
@SpooketteUndead I'm aware of that. If he rpelies, i'lljustignoreit.
rgmztxy 1 year ago
Thanks, and again, I'm sorry for repeating myself. I just needed a warning posted where everyone could see it.
SpooketteUndead 1 year ago 2
@SpooketteUndead Just repeat to yourself its just a show, I should really just relax
flancorp 1 year ago 13
@SpooketteUndead some people just can't seem to forget how unimportant their opinion is in the grand scheme....MST3K forever.
pretorious700 1 year ago
@SpooketteUndead Yea go freedom of speech! Because political discussions can't be fun, intelligence is so not fun. We should all go do some "fun things"
Sshelly34213 1 year ago
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@pik"he says very plainly that all humans are created equal" Um pik i think your confusing the bible with the Declaration of independence. No where in the Bible does it say all humans are created equal it clearly states the opposite,please actually learn your bible before stating things that are wrong. The bible has many many passages on how not all humans are equal humans like women or I dont know SLAVES! So do not confuse those who wished that state and church be seperate, to your religion.
Nazzul 2 years ago
how was that disturbing? especially in contrast with many other ed wood movies
conqab 2 years ago