you know there actually designed to take an impact like that so in battle you can keep going thats why all he prolly replaced was the grill and maybe a couple of head lights and a hood at that
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I had a 08 h2 and one night coming home from work a deer ran out in front of me I was half a sleep so I tryed to miss it insted of hitting it..I hit a tree the size of a baseball bat and ran down and back up a 12 foot drain off..I was safe but killed the h2 the are soft and for girls and now I know...
@crusaderpat Not too bright are you? The H3 and the Tahoe don't share anything. You should do some homework before showing your ignorance on this site. Just saying....
@Paladine71 you're right. How foolish of me. It doesn't share anything with the tahoe, but it does share the chassis/ suspension with an Isuzu and Chevy Pickup truck.
@francisdebelo the chassis(GMT 355) was a cooperative effort between Chevy and Isuzu. The cars GM made with it are the Colorado/Canyon and the H3. Isuzu also used it for their DMax pickup. I don't see why you're raging. Nothing I said in my last statement was remotely false. However I will stand by my opinion that the H3 is an expensive hollow shell of its former self.
No one raging here...You said "Look at me in my glorified Tahoe" . This video is clearly an H3 not an H2. The H2 Has gotten the reputation for being a "Glorified Tahoe" but in fact only shares a minimal section of the frame. The rest of the machine is different and even more so on the 08' & 09' model which came with the 6.2l and the 6 6speed auto.
i dont understand why people let off the throttle just before hitting the jump...that transfers all the weight forward. ie my old addage...if your going to do dumb shit, COMMIT!
It annoys the shit out of me that a vehicle with the credentials, or even the name of the HUMVEE, had to become a watered down piece of crap like the Hummer because just like any other great thing it has to be ruined by greedy corporate typeswho want to capitalize on the name and wringthe crap out of it's image. You know , kinda like all those fucking Old Navy commercials where they take great classic songs and ruin the lyrics with their retarded Glee-like actors. I hate that shit.
@pedalpunk57 Blame it on the pussy antics of all the stupid fucking politicians. They should have left well enough alone. Here's a side note though: They killed off the brand of Pontiac to give Ford 7 fucking engines for one model truck. Talk about loser shit there.
*crunch* Sounded like a soda can being stomped, lol. If its not a HUMV, its not a Hummer! In my free, personal view, I think anyone who buys and drives a 'Hummer' are complete social morons who have no fucking clue - absolutely none - about engineering marvel...only name plates, shiny parts or boom boxes. These are the people that feed the greed of the filthy rich. Congratulations on your moronic acheivement!
@superlaxschmidt 1st..Anyone who puts this on dubs is retarded. I never made mention of that in the first place anyways...2nd I know thats what these were made for. Not this one....maybe an H1. Just not My first pick of an offroading car. Perhaps a Land Rover or Jeep..but thats just me.
H2 and H3 = GARBAGE Overpriced garbage at that. I hope he just traded it in on a fleshlight or something the owner obviously needed more than that truck.
@Paladine71 They purchased the "Hummer" name, but it's just a Chevrolet Colorado platform built by asians. That's why it's a piece of shit when it comes to off-roading. It's just a pig-fat grocery getter, the only people who are stupid enough to buy it are soccer moms and ghetto trash attention whores. /watch?v=i8bB9R-yW8A
@NeoTranshuman They don't need it, Hummers are very stable platforms and it takes some real work to roll one. Jeeps and other vehicles with less width and higher centers of gravity need the articulation to make it harder to roll over. Jeeps still have issues because of the smaller wheel base.
@GinoGC3 Can you learn how to fucking spell please? Youtube gives you four hundred and something characters to type with and you're using words that's supposed to mean another word? You're fucking stupid. Ders? Just spell the fucking word "there's", prime example the education system is failing.
@xXOldSkoolKornFanXx No buddy, it's not a hummer, it's a fuckin chevy tahoe with a body GM tried to make look like a hummer, the only hummer is the HMVEE.
Shouldn't have let go of the gas, you shifted all the weight forward
yenomhsac09 6 days ago
Haha how does that steering wheel taste?
walkingfreak 1 week ago
hahahahahahahahahahahhahaahha
gadog420 1 month ago
oo man that made me laugh good nues is it looks like minor dammage
DuraMaXXDean 1 month ago
h3 i dont consider it a hummer. also, that was certainly not worth it, that damage for that jump
V8block8 1 month ago
He shouldn't have slowed down before going over.
bdubnit 1 month ago
I like how he drove away trying to keep the "Macho Moment" He was probably thinking "OH SHIT, OH SHIT, I BROKE SOMETHING!!"
phazon1029 1 month ago
A fool and his money are soon parted!!!
Dave3531 2 months ago
H3's were built on the chevy colorado/gmc canyon chassis. What a piece of crap. Probably made it look better by smashing the front end.
guitardc59 2 months ago
dumb ass
1972JasonRS 2 months ago
PUSSY...
elroriveraify 2 months ago
h2 are better
TheTechman34 2 months ago
you know there actually designed to take an impact like that so in battle you can keep going thats why all he prolly replaced was the grill and maybe a couple of head lights and a hood at that
l3thal35 2 months ago
@l3thal35 ur talking about real hummers not plastic piece of shit hes driving
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wwwtotalitaerde 2 months ago
Poor little hummer got lost on its way to the grocery store.
wootuser 2 months ago 3
fuck hummers
automatc415 2 months ago
A real Hummer next time?
buttmanroad 2 months ago
h3 = normal suv in hummer clothes
frotocsr 2 months ago
What a clown.
StandbymeFifties1955 2 months ago
geez i get a little worried when i hit a pothole to hard, cant imagine what he was thinking
JeffR110 2 months ago
I had a 08 h2 and one night coming home from work a deer ran out in front of me I was half a sleep so I tryed to miss it insted of hitting it..I hit a tree the size of a baseball bat and ran down and back up a 12 foot drain off..I was safe but killed the h2 the are soft and for girls and now I know...
72vwbuggen 2 months ago
got sang?.... in your radiator
1metalmulishafan 2 months ago
graceful, lmao
flood71 2 months ago
I drive a jeep, but that's pretty cool. Hummers are meant to be destroyed not for luxury.
5cRuFfY1 2 months ago
If he would have gone faster he would of been fine!
jlavalla100 2 months ago
lol, look at me and my glorified chevy tahoe.
crusaderpat 2 months ago
@crusaderpat Not too bright are you? The H3 and the Tahoe don't share anything. You should do some homework before showing your ignorance on this site. Just saying....
Paladine71 2 months ago
@Paladine71 you're right. How foolish of me. It doesn't share anything with the tahoe, but it does share the chassis/ suspension with an Isuzu and Chevy Pickup truck.
crusaderpat 2 months ago
@crusaderpat
Get a life man and do some research. Not only is an H2 not a glorified Tahoe but this isnt even a H2 its a H3 which is based on the Canyon platform.
Don't drink the kool aid man, get a clue then make your decisions based on facts.
francisdebelo 2 months ago
@francisdebelo the chassis(GMT 355) was a cooperative effort between Chevy and Isuzu. The cars GM made with it are the Colorado/Canyon and the H3. Isuzu also used it for their DMax pickup. I don't see why you're raging. Nothing I said in my last statement was remotely false. However I will stand by my opinion that the H3 is an expensive hollow shell of its former self.
crusaderpat 2 months ago
@crusaderpat
No one raging here...You said "Look at me in my glorified Tahoe" . This video is clearly an H3 not an H2. The H2 Has gotten the reputation for being a "Glorified Tahoe" but in fact only shares a minimal section of the frame. The rest of the machine is different and even more so on the 08' & 09' model which came with the 6.2l and the 6 6speed auto.
francisdebelo 2 months ago
...and it still drove away. Let's see a jeep or suzuki drive away from that.
Paladine71 2 months ago
The Hummer sucks, but the Army HUMMWV(HUMMVEE) is AWESOME!!!
smcnaspy1 2 months ago
H1s are better...
sSTRE3TDR3EMZz94 2 months ago
yes.. hummers are amazings cars but theyre still not builded to jump ^^
DrZylinder 2 months ago
haha that was just sad.
dickhertz1966 2 months ago
YAWN
7thrifty 2 months ago
could he drive any slower?
malcolm9001 2 months ago
hummers are fake ass jeeps.
JakesToons 2 months ago
yea hummer h3's are horrible....no ground clearence, heavy as hell, run like turds, gas hogs, and way to expensive
Poisonwater101 2 months ago
well i bet that sucked.... -.-
OMBIC 2 months ago
the driver's brain prob went smashing into the front of his/her skull
BigUpToNJ 2 months ago
Get a bull bar
Swerve96 2 months ago
a fail
monkey6ful 2 months ago
That little crash cost $3000?! How cheap are they made these days?
hannas1234 2 months ago
u tiiight
nickynits 2 months ago
what the hell was that
grandmasterpg 2 months ago
Eh. It's an H3. It was ugly to begin with.
SlightlyCracked15 2 months ago
O yeah thatd really hard lmaof
pantherzac 2 months ago
lol dipshit
thormx999 2 months ago
@thormx999 OMG VERY FUNNY!!!!
parillo12 2 months ago
HERAY nice landing!!!! :) LOL
parillo12 2 months ago
lmao
HappyBroDay 3 months ago
el hummer es muy pesado para realizar esto, es un estupides pensar que con tal peso al menos pueda saltar algo, que idiotas
petrovzero 3 months ago
hahahahaha idiot
chuck300s 3 months ago
Lol ouch! Bet they shit them selfs cause it sound expensive lol
u1s1m1c 3 months ago
LMFAO looks like it lost all of its speed by the time it got to the top...Get the H1
CheyneStoned 3 months ago
Military hummer is the only great Hummer...
iloveaircraftforever 3 months ago 56
@iloveaircraftforever It only sucks that there is so much difference between a Hummer and the militaries HUMVEE.
azguitarist67 1 month ago
H1 is a humvee just not militarized
Reymius 3 months ago
wat a tool
abel11blue 3 months ago
jumps sand dune?...looks more like FALLS OVER sand dune...
italoarubiano 3 months ago
H1 COULD DO LIKE 10 FEET LOL
boomy818 3 months ago
proud jeep owner rite here.
leroyjenkins28 3 months ago
aahhh yes... this made my day...
sunnymuffins13208 3 months ago
plastic vs. sand the final showdown
youvbeenmindfucked 3 months ago
Why don't I just shorten my ride!
MrWombatty 3 months ago
ouch!
underoathfan14 3 months ago
ha ha i bet he ran out of gas on the way up and thats why it slowed down so much
dodgediesel441 3 months ago
i dont understand why people let off the throttle just before hitting the jump...that transfers all the weight forward. ie my old addage...if your going to do dumb shit, COMMIT!
Duckyistrippin 3 months ago 3
h1 and h2 win
mysuperliam 3 months ago
I don't understand why people think it's okay to jump their vehicles, something's bound to get wrecked.
playin4life1 3 months ago
soccer moms going hardcore
lavamanbearpig 3 months ago
Actually H2 and H3 equal D2 and D3, as in Dumber!
realvanman1 3 months ago
@realvanman1 Don't hate what you can't afford.
kracklejack 2 months ago 14
@kracklejack I can hate on what I cant afford when I think its a piece of bad engineering.
samus989 2 months ago
@kracklejack civie hummers blow.
m15a1nv 2 months ago
@kracklejack thats a ladies hummer h1 is for men clyde
Crossfade543 2 months ago
@kracklejack
ahaha
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AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAH
Letiferify 2 months ago
@kracklejack I can afford and H3s are stupid.
carlsoto1747 1 month ago
@DanHof847 OHHHHHH!!! BURNNNN!!!!
Killmallwita50cal 3 months ago
thats some frame damage
MichaelLarson29 3 months ago
You need to do that in a H1, it would of been fine.
149254615 3 months ago
wtf thats called falling off a fucking ledge
Viatox 3 months ago
that actually embarassed me
kevsmellmyfeet 3 months ago
H3=trailblazer
rumblebox 3 months ago
What the hell was he trying to do?
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dumb ass
israel11958 3 months ago
It annoys the shit out of me that a vehicle with the credentials, or even the name of the HUMVEE, had to become a watered down piece of crap like the Hummer because just like any other great thing it has to be ruined by greedy corporate typeswho want to capitalize on the name and wringthe crap out of it's image. You know , kinda like all those fucking Old Navy commercials where they take great classic songs and ruin the lyrics with their retarded Glee-like actors. I hate that shit.
pedalpunk57 3 months ago
@pedalpunk57 Blame it on the pussy antics of all the stupid fucking politicians. They should have left well enough alone. Here's a side note though: They killed off the brand of Pontiac to give Ford 7 fucking engines for one model truck. Talk about loser shit there.
timmmah80 3 months ago
@timmmah80 I'd say we are in agreement there.
pedalpunk57 3 months ago
*crunch* Sounded like a soda can being stomped, lol. If its not a HUMV, its not a Hummer! In my free, personal view, I think anyone who buys and drives a 'Hummer' are complete social morons who have no fucking clue - absolutely none - about engineering marvel...only name plates, shiny parts or boom boxes. These are the people that feed the greed of the filthy rich. Congratulations on your moronic acheivement!
9b8 3 months ago
Um.. You'd think he would try jump it the other direction.
Aaroncione 3 months ago
ummmm. enterprize....well
bordersoldier 3 months ago
H3 != Hummer
TOBORtheMighty 3 months ago
@TOBORtheMighty H3 != Hummer && Hummer != HUMV
9b8 3 months ago
@TOBORtheMighty H3 = tahoe
Jony80031 3 months ago
@Jony80031 Incorrect. H2 = Tahoe, H3 = Colorado.
twin98s 3 months ago
lol lol lolz
milperez85mex 3 months ago
just show me the carfax
Karoshi209 3 months ago 77
@Karoshi209 The...car....fox...? Sorry we're all out...
800hennessy 3 months ago
@Karoshi209 Best comment ever!
MoonbatKiller 2 months ago
its his truck he can do what he wants with it
taylor2121 3 months ago
what a dumb fucking video
alexoc949 3 months ago
Redbull doesn't really give you wings
9lives22 3 months ago
good. that car is ugly any ways
AmazingSuperStar1 3 months ago
apparently the driver took his foot off the accelerator, which made it land on its nose = inexperienced driver, ass holes
tdeathful 3 months ago
Why anyone would take a Hummer off road is beyond me...
InfernalJay 3 months ago
@InfernalJay are you serious? thats what they were made for, not for "rollin on dubs" or any of that crap.
superlaxschmidt 3 months ago
@superlaxschmidt 1st..Anyone who puts this on dubs is retarded. I never made mention of that in the first place anyways...2nd I know thats what these were made for. Not this one....maybe an H1. Just not My first pick of an offroading car. Perhaps a Land Rover or Jeep..but thats just me.
InfernalJay 3 months ago
I think the majority of my time spent on you tube is watching stupid people
stembarer 3 months ago 36
Sandy landing
R34GTRR35 3 months ago
Show me the car facts
JMuRD3ReD 3 months ago
@JMuRD3ReD when u try to be funny get it right at least......CAR FAX
korndadd209 3 months ago
That front end is probably all types of smashed!
JoshJW11 3 months ago
H2 and H3 = GARBAGE Overpriced garbage at that. I hope he just traded it in on a fleshlight or something the owner obviously needed more than that truck.
MrRwab 3 months ago 2
did the airbags deploy?
s2knott 3 months ago
"Used Hummer at Carmax" is the ad i saw on this 1,hahahaha
jesluvsme3 4 months ago
H1 is the only real Hummer..
NeoTranshuman 4 months ago 141
@NeoTranshuman Just like an original military jeep is the only real jeep and a model T is the only real truck.
Paladine71 4 months ago
@Paladine71 They purchased the "Hummer" name, but it's just a Chevrolet Colorado platform built by asians. That's why it's a piece of shit when it comes to off-roading. It's just a pig-fat grocery getter, the only people who are stupid enough to buy it are soccer moms and ghetto trash attention whores. /watch?v=i8bB9R-yW8A
NeoTranshuman 4 months ago
@NeoTranshuman I would point that more towards an h2, because the h3 is actually a pretty good little machine. Just my opinion. I drive a JK btw lol
911SHIZBO 3 months ago
@Paladine71 I should also point out that Hummers have terrible axle articulation.. Nearly none actually..
NeoTranshuman 4 months ago
@NeoTranshuman They don't need it, Hummers are very stable platforms and it takes some real work to roll one. Jeeps and other vehicles with less width and higher centers of gravity need the articulation to make it harder to roll over. Jeeps still have issues because of the smaller wheel base.
Paladine71 4 months ago
@NeoTranshuman the only real hummer is the humvee which i drive every 3 years on deployment.
canthony1019 3 months ago
@canthony1019 If that's the case, then the only real jeep is a world war II military jeep and the only real truck is the Model T.
Paladine71 3 months ago
@Paladine71 couldn't have said it better ^_^
canthony1019 3 months ago
@NeoTranshuman no, the hmmvvv is the only real hummer,
hooah
aaron9555USA 3 months ago
@aaron9555USA Only pogs say "hooah".
NeoTranshuman 3 months ago
@NeoTranshuman the humvee is the only real lav
SiNCommunity 3 months ago
@NeoTranshuman H1? ha you are funny... Humvee is the real beast..
Benji6A 3 months ago
@Benji6A FAIL.
daveyamudda 3 months ago
that's what happens when you go full throttle then in the middle jump you chicken yourself lol.
elchicoboy 4 months ago
I love H3's! I can make $500 a day in the OBX pulling them out of the sand with my 4Runner!
MrLeebythesea 4 months ago
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MrLeebythesea 4 months ago
That's air bag material there!
MeMakeSparks 4 months ago
It's ridiculous how much ppl diss on Hummers. Especially Jeep owners. SMH
Oh & by da way, alot of ppl do prefer to buy a H1, but have u ever looked at da price tags?! & it's not like ders dat many either!
GinoGC3 4 months ago
@GinoGC3 Can you learn how to fucking spell please? Youtube gives you four hundred and something characters to type with and you're using words that's supposed to mean another word? You're fucking stupid. Ders? Just spell the fucking word "there's", prime example the education system is failing.
v0708628 4 months ago 2
@GinoGC3 I wouldn't want a Hummer at any price. There are much better off road vehicles available at every price and size range.
ffjsb 4 months ago
Maybe not for the shocks, but for the front end it would have been better if he didn't let off da gas.
GinoGC3 4 months ago
So, if hummer guy hadn't a wussed out and lifted off the gas, would it have been better, or worse? Or both?
ItWentChunkaCHUNK 4 months ago
Nice red flag.
neurocytohemotoxic 4 months ago
And nothing of value was lost.
Raptor232 4 months ago
idiot. That is all.
NameWasInvalid 4 months ago
Simple.......should gotta H1
84chevyguy 4 months ago
who brings a hummer to the dunes?
funfunnystuff 4 months ago
@funfunnystuff that asshole
MegaHateusernames 4 months ago
Window lickers
badaz2000gt 4 months ago
lol...jumping the Soccer mom of the hummer family. Fail.
Dannyboy0921 4 months ago
bet the windshield tasted good
the101tmaxx 4 months ago 3
Another h3 owner who considers his jeep a "hummer"
HearM3Now 4 months ago
@HearM3Now lol no doubt
EYEMCANADIAN 4 months ago
no. its a hummer, and pretty sure the truck and the driver have bigger balls and more money than u so why does it matter
xXOldSkoolKornFanXx 4 months ago
@xXOldSkoolKornFanXx hummer 3, bigger balls and more money .... probably not. fewer brains cells or inbreeding more likely
sympathylay 4 months ago 2
Hummers suck
rangerted7 4 months ago
wow thats why you dont buy a cheap wanna be Hummer
MrTylerawesome1 4 months ago
anyone who owns a hummer deserves that.
DiamondPilotDan 4 months ago
LOOOL
muckitall84 4 months ago
i know that had to hurt. if they weren't wearing their seat-belt; the passengers ended up as dash ornaments haha
bengarris 4 months ago
That really hurt charlie
FCBARCELONAREMH 4 months ago
POS!
lytealight 4 months ago
SNAP!
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gunsandgirlsRfun2 4 months ago
And this is why I own a Jeep Wrangler.
gunsandgirlsRfun2 4 months ago
Thats not a hummer. Its a chevy.
caddycoupe1021 4 months ago
@caddycoupe1021 and u have no idea how to recognize ur vehicles buddy
xXOldSkoolKornFanXx 4 months ago
@xXOldSkoolKornFanXx No buddy, it's not a hummer, it's a fuckin chevy tahoe with a body GM tried to make look like a hummer, the only hummer is the HMVEE.
caddycoupe1021 4 months ago
@caddycoupe1021 I'm glad cm stopped making them last year :)
mrmoneybagsisback 4 months ago
@caddycoupe1021 Its made by a company named Hummer, get the fuck over it.
EarForceTutorials 4 months ago
@EarForceTutorials No sir, it WAS made by a company named General Motors. They have been discontinued.
caddycoupe1021 4 months ago
@caddycoupe1021 Hummer was under GM, The H3 was made before GM discontinued Hummer.
EarForceTutorials 4 months ago
H1 or none
nam9456 4 months ago
is the sand ok?
ThatCheetosGuy79 4 months ago 146
@ThatCheetosGuy79 Might have a scratch?
911SHIZBO 3 months ago
@911SHIZBO better send in some doctors quickly
ThatCheetosGuy79 3 months ago
@ThatCheetosGuy79
I hope so, only thing of any value in this video.
Futzyy 3 months ago
@Futzyy R.I.P sand
ThatCheetosGuy79 3 months ago
Show me the carfax.
BryceHunterTV 4 months ago 3
if you dont know how to offroad don't do it dumbass... i could have anded that perfect and i have a damn cummins lol
AmericanSoldier4047 4 months ago
moron...wheres this at
ridered135 4 months ago
what a fucking idiot hahaha nice try hummer hater stands as h2
riveroakes 4 months ago
EPIC FAILURE
brandon200066 4 months ago