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  • Shouldn't have let go of the gas, you shifted all the weight forward

  • Haha how does that steering wheel taste?

  • hahahahahahahahahahahhahaahha

    

  • oo man that made me laugh good nues is it looks like minor dammage

  • h3 i dont consider it a hummer. also, that was certainly not worth it, that damage for that jump

  • He shouldn't have slowed down before going over.

  • I like how he drove away trying to keep the "Macho Moment" He was probably thinking "OH SHIT, OH SHIT, I BROKE SOMETHING!!"

  • A fool and his money are soon parted!!!

  • H3's were built on the chevy colorado/gmc canyon chassis. What a piece of crap. Probably made it look better by smashing the front end.

  • dumb ass

  • PUSSY...

  • h2 are better

    

  • you know there actually designed to take an impact like that so in battle you can keep going thats why all he prolly replaced was the grill and maybe a couple of head lights and a hood at that

  • @l3thal35 ur talking about real hummers not plastic piece of shit hes driving

  • Poor little hummer got lost on its way to the grocery store.

  • fuck hummers

  • A real Hummer next time?

  • h3 = normal suv in hummer clothes

  • What a clown.

  • geez i get a little worried when i hit a pothole to hard, cant imagine what he was thinking

  • I had a 08 h2 and one night coming home from work a deer ran out in front of me I was half a sleep so I tryed to miss it insted of hitting it..I hit a tree the size of a baseball bat and ran down and back up a 12 foot drain off..I was safe but killed the h2 the are soft and for girls and now I know...

  • got sang?.... in your radiator

  • graceful, lmao

  • I drive a jeep, but that's pretty cool. Hummers are meant to be destroyed not for luxury.

  • If he would have gone faster he would of been fine!

  • lol, look at me and my glorified chevy tahoe.

  • @crusaderpat Not too bright are you?  The H3 and the Tahoe don't share anything. You should do some homework before showing your ignorance on this site. Just saying....

  • @Paladine71 you're right. How foolish of me. It doesn't share anything with the tahoe, but it does share the chassis/ suspension with an Isuzu and Chevy Pickup truck.

  • @crusaderpat

    Get a life man and do some research. Not only is an H2 not a glorified Tahoe but this isnt even a H2 its a H3 which is based on the Canyon platform.

    Don't drink the kool aid man, get a clue then make your decisions based on facts.

  • @francisdebelo the chassis(GMT 355) was a cooperative effort between Chevy and Isuzu. The cars GM made with it are the Colorado/Canyon and the H3. Isuzu also used it for their DMax pickup. I don't see why you're raging. Nothing I said in my last statement was remotely false. However I will stand by my opinion that the H3 is an expensive hollow shell of its former self.

  • @crusaderpat

    No one raging here...You said "Look at me in my glorified Tahoe" . This video is clearly an H3 not an H2. The H2 Has gotten the reputation for being a "Glorified Tahoe" but in fact only shares a minimal section of the frame. The rest of the machine is different and even more so on the 08' & 09' model which came with the 6.2l and the 6 6speed auto.

  • ...and it still drove away. Let's see a jeep or suzuki drive away from that.

  • The Hummer sucks, but the Army HUMMWV(HUMMVEE) is AWESOME!!!

  • H1s are better...

  • yes.. hummers are amazings cars but theyre still not builded to jump ^^

  • haha that was just sad.

  • YAWN

    

  • could he drive any slower?

  • hummers are fake ass jeeps.

  • yea hummer h3's are horrible....no ground clearence, heavy as hell, run like turds, gas hogs, and way to expensive

  • well i bet that sucked.... -.-

  • the driver's brain prob went smashing into the front of his/her skull

  • Get a bull bar

    

  • a fail

  • That little crash cost $3000?! How cheap are they made these days?

  • u tiiight

    

  • what the hell was that

  • Eh. It's an H3. It was ugly to begin with.

  • O yeah thatd really hard lmaof

  • lol dipshit

  • @thormx999 OMG VERY FUNNY!!!!

  • HERAY nice landing!!!! :) LOL

  • lmao

  • el hummer es muy pesado para realizar esto, es un estupides pensar que con tal peso al menos pueda saltar algo, que idiotas

  • hahahahaha idiot

  • Lol ouch! Bet they shit them selfs cause it sound expensive lol

  • LMFAO looks like it lost all of its speed by the time it got to the top...Get the H1

  • Military hummer is the only great Hummer...

  • @iloveaircraftforever It only sucks that there is so much difference between a Hummer and the militaries HUMVEE.

  • H1 is a humvee just not militarized

  • wat a tool

    

  • jumps sand dune?...looks more like FALLS OVER sand dune...

    

  • H1 COULD DO LIKE 10 FEET LOL

  • proud jeep owner rite here.

  • aahhh yes... this made my day...

  • plastic vs. sand the final showdown

  • Why don't I just shorten my ride!

  • ouch!

  • ha ha i bet he ran out of gas on the way up and thats why it slowed down so much

  • i dont understand why people let off the throttle just before hitting the jump...that transfers all the weight forward. ie my old addage...if your going to do dumb shit, COMMIT!

  • h1 and h2 win

  • I don't understand why people think it's okay to jump their vehicles, something's bound to get wrecked.

  • soccer moms going hardcore

  • Actually H2 and H3 equal D2 and D3, as in Dumber!

  • @realvanman1 Don't hate what you can't afford.

  • @kracklejack I can hate on what I cant afford when I think its a piece of bad engineering.

  • @kracklejack civie hummers blow.

  • @kracklejack thats a ladies hummer h1 is for men clyde

  • @kracklejack

    ahaha

    hAHH'

    AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAH

  • @kracklejack I can afford and H3s are stupid.

  • @DanHof847 OHHHHHH!!! BURNNNN!!!!

  • thats some frame damage

  • You need to do that in a H1, it would of been fine.

  • wtf thats called falling off a fucking ledge

  • that actually embarassed me

  • H3=trailblazer

  • What the hell was he trying to do?

  • It annoys the shit out of me that a vehicle with the credentials, or even the name of the HUMVEE, had to become a watered down piece of crap like the Hummer because just like any other great thing it has to be ruined by greedy corporate typeswho want to capitalize on the name and wringthe crap out of it's image. You know , kinda like all those fucking Old Navy commercials where they take great classic songs and ruin the lyrics with their retarded Glee-like actors. I hate that shit.

  • @pedalpunk57 Blame it on the pussy antics of all the stupid fucking politicians. They should have left well enough alone. Here's a side note though: They killed off the brand of Pontiac to give Ford 7 fucking engines for one model truck. Talk about loser shit there.

  • @timmmah80 I'd say we are in agreement there.

  • *crunch* Sounded like a soda can being stomped, lol. If its not a HUMV, its not a Hummer! In my free, personal view, I think anyone who buys and drives a 'Hummer' are complete social morons who have no fucking clue - absolutely none - about engineering marvel...only name plates, shiny parts or boom boxes. These are the people that feed the greed of the filthy rich. Congratulations on your moronic acheivement!

  • Um.. You'd think he would try jump it the other direction.

  • ummmm. enterprize....well

  • H3 != Hummer

  • @TOBORtheMighty H3 != Hummer && Hummer != HUMV

  • @TOBORtheMighty H3 = tahoe

  • @Jony80031 Incorrect. H2 = Tahoe, H3 = Colorado.

  • lol lol lolz

  • just show me the carfax

  • @Karoshi209 The...car....fox...? Sorry we're all out...

  • @Karoshi209 Best comment ever!

  • its his truck he can do what he wants with it

  • what a dumb fucking video

  • Redbull doesn't really give you wings

  • good. that car is ugly any ways

  • apparently the driver took his foot off the accelerator, which made it land on its nose = inexperienced driver, ass holes

  • Why anyone would take a Hummer off road is beyond me...

  • @InfernalJay are you serious? thats what they were made for, not for "rollin on dubs" or any of that crap.

  • @superlaxschmidt 1st..Anyone who puts this on dubs is retarded. I never made mention of that in the first place anyways...2nd I know thats what these were made for. Not this one....maybe an H1. Just not My first pick of an offroading car. Perhaps a Land Rover or Jeep..but thats just me.

  • I think the majority of my time spent on you tube is watching stupid people

  • Sandy landing

  • Show me the car facts

    

  • @JMuRD3ReD when u try to be funny get it right at least......CAR FAX

  • That front end is probably all types of smashed!

  • H2 and H3 = GARBAGE Overpriced garbage at that. I hope he just traded it in on a fleshlight or something the owner obviously needed more than that truck.

  • did the airbags deploy?

  • "Used Hummer at Carmax" is the ad i saw on this 1,hahahaha

  • H1 is the only real Hummer..

  • @NeoTranshuman Just like an original military jeep is the only real jeep and a model T is the only real truck.

  • @Paladine71 They purchased the "Hummer" name, but it's just a Chevrolet Colorado platform built by asians. That's why it's a piece of shit when it comes to off-roading. It's just a pig-fat grocery getter, the only people who are stupid enough to buy it are soccer moms and ghetto trash attention whores. /watch?v=i8bB9R-yW8A

  • @NeoTranshuman I would point that more towards an h2, because the h3 is actually a pretty good little machine. Just my opinion. I drive a JK btw lol

  • @Paladine71 I should also point out that Hummers have terrible axle articulation.. Nearly none actually..

  • @NeoTranshuman They don't need it, Hummers are very stable platforms and it takes some real work to roll one. Jeeps and other vehicles with less width and higher centers of gravity need the articulation to make it harder to roll over. Jeeps still have issues because of the smaller wheel base.

  • @NeoTranshuman the only real hummer is the humvee which i drive every 3 years on deployment.

  • @canthony1019 If that's the case, then the only real jeep is a world war II military jeep and the only real truck is the Model T.

  • @Paladine71 couldn't have said it better ^_^

  • @NeoTranshuman no, the hmmvvv is the only real hummer,

     hooah

  • @aaron9555USA Only pogs say "hooah".

  • @NeoTranshuman the humvee is the only real lav

  • @NeoTranshuman H1? ha you are funny... Humvee is the real beast..

  • @Benji6A FAIL.

  • that's what happens when you go full throttle then in the middle jump you chicken yourself lol.

  • I love H3's! I can make $500 a day in the OBX pulling them out of the sand with my 4Runner!

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  • That's air bag material there!

  • It's ridiculous how much ppl diss on Hummers. Especially Jeep owners. SMH

    Oh & by da way, alot of ppl do prefer to buy a H1, but have u ever looked at da price tags?! & it's not like ders dat many either!

  • @GinoGC3 Can you learn how to fucking spell please? Youtube gives you four hundred and something characters to type with and you're using words that's supposed to mean another word? You're fucking stupid. Ders? Just spell the fucking word "there's", prime example the education system is failing.

  • @GinoGC3 I wouldn't want a Hummer at any price. There are much better off road vehicles available at every price and size range.

  • Maybe not for the shocks, but for the front end it would have been better if he didn't let off da gas.

  • So, if hummer guy hadn't a wussed out and lifted off the gas, would it have been better, or worse? Or both?

  • Nice red flag.

  • And nothing of value was lost.

  • idiot. That is all.

  • Simple.......should gotta H1

  • who brings a hummer to the dunes?

  • @funfunnystuff that asshole

  • Window lickers

  • lol...jumping the Soccer mom of the hummer family. Fail.

  • bet the windshield tasted good

    

  • Another h3 owner who considers his jeep a "hummer"

  • @HearM3Now lol no doubt

  • no. its a hummer, and pretty sure the truck and the driver have bigger balls and more money than u so why does it matter

  • @xXOldSkoolKornFanXx hummer 3, bigger balls and more money .... probably not. fewer brains cells or inbreeding more likely

  • Hummers suck

  • wow thats why you dont buy a cheap wanna be Hummer

  • anyone who owns a hummer deserves that.

  • LOOOL

  • i know that had to hurt. if they weren't wearing their seat-belt; the passengers ended up as dash ornaments haha

  • That really hurt charlie

  • POS!

  • SNAP!

  • And this is why I own a Jeep Wrangler.

  • Thats not a hummer. Its a chevy.

  • @caddycoupe1021 and u have no idea how to recognize ur vehicles buddy

  • @xXOldSkoolKornFanXx No buddy, it's not a hummer, it's a fuckin chevy tahoe with a body GM tried to make look like a hummer, the only hummer is the HMVEE.

  • @caddycoupe1021 I'm glad cm stopped making them last year :)

  • @caddycoupe1021 Its made by a company named Hummer, get the fuck over it.

  • @EarForceTutorials No sir, it WAS made by a company named General Motors. They have been discontinued.

  • @caddycoupe1021 Hummer was under GM, The H3 was made before GM discontinued Hummer.

  • H1 or none

  • is the sand ok?

  • @ThatCheetosGuy79 Might have a scratch?

  • @911SHIZBO better send in some doctors quickly

  • @ThatCheetosGuy79

    I hope so, only thing of any value in this video.

  • @Futzyy R.I.P sand

  • Show me the carfax.

  • if you dont know how to offroad don't do it dumbass... i could have anded that perfect and i have a damn cummins lol

  • moron...wheres this at

  • what a fucking idiot hahaha nice try hummer hater stands as h2

  • EPIC FAILURE