@bigotmaster He said "Yes personal experience, yeah, I have a few friends out of work", he didn't say those friends were replaced by Polish immigrants. If they worked on an assembly line or picking berries for example I could see that, but anybody without any job training whatsoever will be screwed by the system, period. I speak the language of the country I live in, have health insurance and have never felt threatened that an immigrant would steal my job. Explain your views further, please!
What that radio caller said: "They'll work for nothing... live ten to a single room; while we've got families to support" ...the hypocrisy blew my mind. Everyone has a family, it's just some people are willing to live in a box room with nine other men thousands of miles from home in order to support theirs.
You DO NOT MAKE FUN or go against the grain of the US, they can't take it and you won't be successful. That's why Hicks and Stanhope went to Europe. Sad, really.
@trollfinger I think black comedians talking about racism get huge black crouds coming to their shows, that's all that matters. Carlin is a good example, though he'd built up a mainstream stand-up career for over a decade beforehand and already had a big following and a lot of success, look up "george carlin indian routine" from 1968.
Hehe I live in Poland and maaan. The people who go to England for the most part (except people who do like building ans shit) are the most unqualified to do any shit people this country has to offer. I don't wanna exaggerate but they go to England because here they lose competition to people with down syndrome so really HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE YOUR JOBS TO THEM? How fucking retarded do you have to be?
The truth about work outsourcing is simple .. a guy from europe comes to USA to work to buy a Villa in his country , a guy from Poland comes to UK to buy a Great house and buy good car in his country . Russian comes to work in Poland so he can rent a small old house and used car in his country and an African worker is working for a Chinese corporation just soo he can have a small tent and live too the next month.
I watched some of his shows and the shows he does in Europe are different .. His presentation is different and he dealth with the heckler in a cultural fassion .. Like most other comedians would just destroy the heckler insted he made another joke about that and moved on :).
heres your personal angle bro, love your comedy BUT the immigrants take construction jobs and i am a construction worker, they work for peanuts so they push the wages and benefits down the shitter so me and hundreds of thousands of construction workers in florida have to work for increasingly shittier pay with no benefits cause of immigrants
You know what's really funny.. Scots, and I don't know about these people right here but, these Scots boo when Doug Stanhope mentions the BNP, but many Scots support and have voted in people runnin in the Scottish Nationalist Party.
His jokes are funny, but he's not really a critical thinker. Just because something makes you laugh does not mean it is true. I like his bit about immigrants and jobs, but it is clearly out of touch with reality. If I work construction (a skilled trade) and an immigrant will do the job for 1/2 the price, hiring that worker will make economic sense, even if that worker has to be trained in pantomime.
@damnbigfish ... I think Stanhope lacks the courage to accurately ridicule the anti-white policies of open immigration etc. that are destroying Europe and America. Ridiculing/satyrizing 'Cultural Marxism'/ anti-white bias/multiculturalism/'predatory parasitism'/diversity etc. would be fertile ground for a bright comedian who could manage to not lapse into trog/bigot stereotypes of the Left.
@ProNorden Its not about courage, Stanhope has little time for national identity or humanity in general. Regardless of truth, I doubt he really cares if Western culture/society is being overrun particularly as he attacks most of Western culture on stage.
Why against immigration because they hate america and if they hate it here they can go. and No they can't change our system to Acquiesce their Primitive or Primary Thirdworld Lifestyle. People come here and they want america to go to war on their behalf and find people to lobby for them to change the laws. Fuckin Nightmare act Obama is a Racist Niger Nazi Jew Bastard.
So illegal immigration drives down wages in jobs that most natives won't do. Really the only people that affects are the illegals. At least the Poles are White.
@jamiemarshallcom maybe but they take that money back to their countries and wage wars on Americans Behalf because they use American money, Ron Paul 2012
@englishcomedy258 No, it's a huge latex glove that goes from you hand to your shoulder which veterinarians used to dig around in horses and cows assholes.
All I can say is the 14 or so people who find doug offensive is to take them somewhere and give them some kind of shock treatment to open up there miserable lives and understand whats really going on in a calm and humorus manner, Any one who thinks his act is offensive in any way are the people who make or try to make others lives as bad as there life is and they are ldiots from the start and people I hope to never meet, from mfern24x2@aol.com
All I can say is the 14 or so people who find doug offensive is to take them somewhere and give them some kind of shock treatment to open up there miserable lives and understand whats really going on in a calm and humorus manner, Any one who thinks his act is offensive in any way are the people who make or try to make others lives as bad as there life is and they are ldiots from the start and people I hope to never meet,
Go Doug... show them the real meaning of "Ugly American"... not that bullshit image Glenn Beck, and Rush Limbaugh want the world to see.... Whooooooot!!!!! BURP"""
It's a ridiculous 1970's era toy that consisted of two hard plastic balls tied by two 10-12" strands of nylon to a small plastic handle. The idea was that a young child would hold the handle, and bounce the balls off of one another, back and forth in repetitive fashion until smashing themselves in the testiicles or another child in the eye socket or teeth.
It's a ridiculous 1970's era toy that consisted of two hard plastic balls tied by two 10-12" strands of nylon to a small plastic handle. The idea was that a young child would hold the handle, and bounce the balls off of one another, back and forth in repetitive fashion until smashing themselves in the testiicles or another child in the eye socket or teeth. And I think it was actually a G'Nip-G'Nop.
@meccaturbo Every comedian recycles stuff for each tour. Stanhope has new shit on every tour. The reason you may have seen the same stuff over and over is because you sit watching standup clips on youtube rather than actually going to see him at a show.
@kopytek36 You roll up a latex sleeve (those ones you inseminate cattle with) with elmers glue, rock salt, and bits of glass and fist someone with it. Very angry.
Wrong unhappysquancho- donkey punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
Hats off to anyone who speaks any sort of language who's prepared to do a shitty job that no sane Brit would want to do, for half the money. They can have my job anytime, respect to them.
I do have an education, the EU has the human rights legislation which allows the free movement of labour where a company contract man can import cheap labour migrants into the country, which cuts down the wages or puts people on the dole.
@NatDemUK In olden times they had slaves doing that stuff for free. Did anyone shout about slaves stealing peoples jobs? Changes in the structure of workforce happen all the time, and so people adapt to it. Fewer native british people will be able to get into plumbing, and will have to find other jobs, but if you look on the plus side, everyone get cheap bathrooms. The western world as a whole WILL have to change anyway, 'cause China's gonna flood us with ultra cheap production of consumer crap.
Slaves came and they were gone; this is no excuse just to keep people on the dole doing absolutely nothing when they should be receiving a training course and going back into work and being paid enough to live. A native British worker cannot compete with a foreign worker just for less, the government should know better. As for China's cheap consumer crap, this country needs to start reindustrialising so that it can trade well with the world.
@NatDemUK I see your points but never in the history of the world has reactionary action given any useful results. Fact is that the world balance is changing and the solution isn't to strive back to what it once was, but to find new opportunities for the future. The industrial age of the west is over -- period. We gotta accept it and adapt, or fall behind.
This country used to be very reactionary and stopped immigration and even reindustrialised the country, hardly caused any problems. This whole excuse of 'change' is weak, it is destruction more like.
"that is to the comedy process what a strong poop smell is o the act of sex"- great way to put the heckler on the level, identify with the bitch's motives, and make them match your own
@proconformist Boo...that's the whole point of Comedy Lab. The sections between the stand-up bits are funny as fuck. If you know his material, you've already heard all the stand-up bits, so why not just put on Deadbeat Hero for the millionth time!
"Im into latex, enemas, donkey punching, cleveland steamers, Marriage for citizen ship, Voltaire's angry glove, adult babies, uh yeah golden showers, all that, get back"
yeah immigrating to another country (legally anyway) is a HUGE BITCH.
I'm (trying) to move to canada, and the papers have been processing since fuckin February and I was supposed to go in two weeks from now but now I have just been informed I'll have to wait another month, which will be hugely inconvenient for me. ughhh
but yeah Stanhope is the SHIT, easily the greatest living comedian.
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By the way, seeing Doug live is well worth it. I went to his show in San Jose last month and he was in fine form! His upcoming shows are listed at dougstanhopeDOTcom .
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yeah, this was a while ago before id really got into doug. in all honesty though i think he'd probably be socialist if he was more educated. he talks of freedom, but the problem of unregulated capitalism is that people (imo) become slaves to their paycheck or their debt. there os also the problem of people forming huge monopolies, and the fact that capitalism has no moral bearing. essentially i think to be free the masses need to become free of fear and to do that we need to get rid of greed
people say stuff like that constantly but it's not a well thought out comment. The problem is complacency and laziness. people become slaves to their own complacency and laziness not the paycheck.
i love the bit on immigrants. If someone works a job where they dont even need to know fuckin english to perform then lose that job to an illegal immigrants then they deserve it, they are lazy, they are a moron and ought to be neutered before they can reproduce.
have you seen Bill Hicks then? I know Stanhope is compared to Hicks a lot and I have nothing against him, in fact I love both of them, but the way Hicks handled that Heckler in his 'I'm sorry folks'-show, was just pure rage, and I love to see hat, this was just smart :-p
haha I actually thought he really composed himself very well! He got angry but immediatly turned it into a joke. One of the most horrible audiences ever btw!
Bill Hicks is my favourite comedian, but it takes more skill to handle a heckler with wit and intelligence than just screaming and swearing at them. I'm sure Hicks could handle hecklers with wit and intelligence, but in "I'm Sorry Folks" he was probably quite stressed because the show wasn't going all that well. To me, the best handling of hecklers would have to be Richard Herring (on youtube) or Jimmy Carr. Carr is probably best at coming up with a quick, funny responce to hecklers.
Fair enough! But to me that's the best. You have to understand he was in possibly one of the most hostile audiences he's ever been in. So he got mad. To me he wasn't just screaming, he was alienating his audience against him, sat down and then made a joke out of it. It's probably me, I just love to see human emotions like that :)
Hello, I am ALSO a huge. huge, fan of hicks and stanhope. But I still think one of the must humorous way I saw a comedian handle a heckler was when Mitch Headberg actually let a heckler join him on stage and share a drink and talk and gave him the mic for a few minutes.
I do feel that most of the time Bill just did his own thing regardless of what the audience felt. Hell, I thought his alienation from the audience is what made him so genius. it's like.."F.U. people, I am just going to rant!"
haha that's a good one too yeah! Yeah that's what made Bill probably the best comedian I've ever seen. He was brilliant and completely at home on a stage. The emotion he could put in every night. When he got mad with the music too "play from your fucking HEART!!!!!" amazing stuff :)
Why theres a gay magazine in the fucking bed lol
Konicava 2 weeks ago
Some people may find it offensive, just the way I like it.
Konicava 2 weeks ago
Wow Stanhope and Mudhoney !
Labyrinthman 1 month ago
Anyone else notice the nazi sign and the black tooth ink pen'd on the newspaper?
DaDrunkMonk420 1 month ago
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RolandDeschain1 1 month ago
This is awesome. Thanks for the upload.
TheDanzilla7 1 month ago
next to paedophiles adult babies is the next worst crime, jusr because it's sooooo fucked up.
Doca 2 months ago
@Doca what is "adult babies"?
RealOutOfSight 1 month ago
@RealOutOfSight
type adult babies into google and look around, it's a fucked up fetish.
Doca 1 month ago
@bigotmaster
my friend you can't distinguish satire when it's punching you in the face
MrKristi195 3 months ago
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"nobody will fuck you? I will" hahaha
RitzDaCracker1 4 months ago
@bigotmaster He said "Yes personal experience, yeah, I have a few friends out of work", he didn't say those friends were replaced by Polish immigrants. If they worked on an assembly line or picking berries for example I could see that, but anybody without any job training whatsoever will be screwed by the system, period. I speak the language of the country I live in, have health insurance and have never felt threatened that an immigrant would steal my job. Explain your views further, please!
JohnOpheim 4 months ago
What that radio caller said: "They'll work for nothing... live ten to a single room; while we've got families to support" ...the hypocrisy blew my mind. Everyone has a family, it's just some people are willing to live in a box room with nine other men thousands of miles from home in order to support theirs.
heistsy 5 months ago
You DO NOT MAKE FUN or go against the grain of the US, they can't take it and you won't be successful. That's why Hicks and Stanhope went to Europe. Sad, really.
JohnOpheim 5 months ago
@JohnOpheim
What about Carlin ? Or any black comedian who talks about racism in America ?
trollfinger 5 months ago
@trollfinger I think black comedians talking about racism get huge black crouds coming to their shows, that's all that matters. Carlin is a good example, though he'd built up a mainstream stand-up career for over a decade beforehand and already had a big following and a lot of success, look up "george carlin indian routine" from 1968.
JohnOpheim 5 months ago
Hehe I live in Poland and maaan. The people who go to England for the most part (except people who do like building ans shit) are the most unqualified to do any shit people this country has to offer. I don't wanna exaggerate but they go to England because here they lose competition to people with down syndrome so really HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE YOUR JOBS TO THEM? How fucking retarded do you have to be?
GompCelticPL 5 months ago
I want yanking off into a lubricated sleeve.
mayzon111222 5 months ago
The truth about work outsourcing is simple .. a guy from europe comes to USA to work to buy a Villa in his country , a guy from Poland comes to UK to buy a Great house and buy good car in his country . Russian comes to work in Poland so he can rent a small old house and used car in his country and an African worker is working for a Chinese corporation just soo he can have a small tent and live too the next month.
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I watched some of his shows and the shows he does in Europe are different .. His presentation is different and he dealth with the heckler in a cultural fassion .. Like most other comedians would just destroy the heckler insted he made another joke about that and moved on :).
resistanceunion 5 months ago in playlist comdy releaf
doug seems strangely sober and together in this.
bigleonard1984 6 months ago
Gnip Gnop is the mirror image of Ping Pong.
itsthearistocrat 7 months ago
heres your personal angle bro, love your comedy BUT the immigrants take construction jobs and i am a construction worker, they work for peanuts so they push the wages and benefits down the shitter so me and hundreds of thousands of construction workers in florida have to work for increasingly shittier pay with no benefits cause of immigrants
aezeon 7 months ago
Dane Cook, Chris Rock etc...they are not funny...but truly funny people like Stanhope and Robb Loving never get any major work.
joemoe23 7 months ago
You know what's really funny.. Scots, and I don't know about these people right here but, these Scots boo when Doug Stanhope mentions the BNP, but many Scots support and have voted in people runnin in the Scottish Nationalist Party.
GSG17 7 months ago
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ElectrumShiv 7 months ago
@GSG17
the BNP and SNP are similar in name only. BNP's agenda is racist, the SNP just want scottish independence
jonbongjovie 5 months ago
fucking mudhoney!
devinzeb 7 months ago
I love that Mudhoney plays in the beginning. So perfect.
allisonmarie33 8 months ago
3:12 I like how he drew a swastika on that womans forehead lol
samisacool1 8 months ago
His jokes are funny, but he's not really a critical thinker. Just because something makes you laugh does not mean it is true. I like his bit about immigrants and jobs, but it is clearly out of touch with reality. If I work construction (a skilled trade) and an immigrant will do the job for 1/2 the price, hiring that worker will make economic sense, even if that worker has to be trained in pantomime.
damnbigfish 9 months ago
@damnbigfish ... I think Stanhope lacks the courage to accurately ridicule the anti-white policies of open immigration etc. that are destroying Europe and America. Ridiculing/satyrizing 'Cultural Marxism'/ anti-white bias/multiculturalism/'predatory parasitism'/diversity etc. would be fertile ground for a bright comedian who could manage to not lapse into trog/bigot stereotypes of the Left.
ProNorden 8 months ago
@ProNorden Its not about courage, Stanhope has little time for national identity or humanity in general. Regardless of truth, I doubt he really cares if Western culture/society is being overrun particularly as he attacks most of Western culture on stage.
britoramarob 7 months ago
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"Nobody will fuck you? I will." lol
YouthEnergy 9 months ago
Why against immigration because they hate america and if they hate it here they can go. and No they can't change our system to Acquiesce their Primitive or Primary Thirdworld Lifestyle. People come here and they want america to go to war on their behalf and find people to lobby for them to change the laws. Fuckin Nightmare act Obama is a Racist Niger Nazi Jew Bastard.
BloodNorseGods 9 months ago
Ask for stories from the outside world, "what's it like"
BloodNorseGods 9 months ago
So illegal immigration drives down wages in jobs that most natives won't do. Really the only people that affects are the illegals. At least the Poles are White.
drreedindeed 9 months ago
they don't speak the language .. do they do their job training in pantomime .. :D
jamiemarshallcom 9 months ago
@jamiemarshallcom maybe but they take that money back to their countries and wage wars on Americans Behalf because they use American money, Ron Paul 2012
BloodNorseGods 9 months ago
14 people are nazis
dickharris 9 months ago
Da fuck! I was getting into what he was saying around 6:50 and it cut away.
CertifiedGooner729 9 months ago
Is lubricated sleeve the new name for asshole?
englishcomedy258 10 months ago
@englishcomedy258 No, it's a huge latex glove that goes from you hand to your shoulder which veterinarians used to dig around in horses and cows assholes.
drreedindeed 9 months ago
First time I've ever seen him, have to say I kinda like the guy.
Joshua001A 10 months ago
All I can say is the 14 or so people who find doug offensive is to take them somewhere and give them some kind of shock treatment to open up there miserable lives and understand whats really going on in a calm and humorus manner, Any one who thinks his act is offensive in any way are the people who make or try to make others lives as bad as there life is and they are ldiots from the start and people I hope to never meet, from mfern24x2@aol.com
24x2mfern 10 months ago 3
All I can say is the 14 or so people who find doug offensive is to take them somewhere and give them some kind of shock treatment to open up there miserable lives and understand whats really going on in a calm and humorus manner, Any one who thinks his act is offensive in any way are the people who make or try to make others lives as bad as there life is and they are ldiots from the start and people I hope to never meet,
24x2mfern 10 months ago
Voltaires angry glove? haha wtf?
RH98 11 months ago
Go Doug... show them the real meaning of "Ugly American"... not that bullshit image Glenn Beck, and Rush Limbaugh want the world to see.... Whooooooot!!!!! BURP"""
macxtc 1 year ago
whats a ganit ganob??
samisacool1 1 year ago 4
@samisacool1
It's like an Eastern European whatchamacallit, or thingumy.
RileyELFuk 1 year ago 10
@RileyELFuk Oh, like a doohickey, or a thingamajig. Or the ever popular dingus.
GoblinXXX 7 months ago
@samisacool1
It's like an Eastern European whatchamacallit, or thingumy. LOL!
RileyELFuk 1 year ago
@samisacool1 gnip gnop (ping pong spelled backwards) was a cheesy table top game from the 70's
sytfi 1 year ago
@samisacool1 you might be talking about a gnip gnop. Gnip gnop is ping pong spelled backwards. Its something worthless or showy, like a trinket.
gcmb3790 9 months ago
@gcmb3790 Actually it's game form the 1970's.
wwwDOTyoutubeDOTcom/watch?v=GX2bqI--c-k
drreedindeed 9 months ago
@gcmb3790 Actually it's game from the 1970's.
wwwDOTyoutubeDOTcom/watch?v=GX2bqI--c-k
drreedindeed 9 months ago
@samisacool1
It's a ridiculous 1970's era toy that consisted of two hard plastic balls tied by two 10-12" strands of nylon to a small plastic handle. The idea was that a young child would hold the handle, and bounce the balls off of one another, back and forth in repetitive fashion until smashing themselves in the testiicles or another child in the eye socket or teeth.
tomwetzel 7 months ago
@samisacool1
It's a ridiculous 1970's era toy that consisted of two hard plastic balls tied by two 10-12" strands of nylon to a small plastic handle. The idea was that a young child would hold the handle, and bounce the balls off of one another, back and forth in repetitive fashion until smashing themselves in the testiicles or another child in the eye socket or teeth. And I think it was actually a G'Nip-G'Nop.
tomwetzel 7 months ago
What does the woman shout? I can't hear it!
nvanwensen 1 year ago
@nvanwensen sounds like,"they speak more spanish there than they do in mexico"
akshooter762 1 year ago
@akshooter762 Thanks! I can hear it now!
nvanwensen 1 year ago
Nice Mudhoney near the beginning.
PoryGoon 1 year ago
Are u kidding me.... 06:42...this sounds just like what people say on talk Radio in America......" THERE TAKING OUR JERBS DERP" its all the same wow!
TransformGuru 1 year ago
Cleveland Steamers. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.
AceOfHeart2012 1 year ago
Ha! Stanhope in red PJs with a copy of Gay Times. Brilliant.
falloutjosh184 1 year ago
Stanhope is spot on.
watling69 1 year ago
America needs to produce shows like this for Doug not just the UK, its a shame for Doug. He deserves it !
jogga16 1 year ago 18
lol
Unbelievably funny. He's actually getting better.
mikedrud 1 year ago 3
Love to hear Mudhoney being used
1844Freddy 1 year ago
I got the strong poop smell once. It's incredibly off putting, I gave the old "I'm tired" excuse and she jacked me off.
I never spoke to her again.
Webbula 1 year ago 2
what did the woman say when she interrupted him?
ridderopaard 1 year ago
@ridderopaard It sounded as if she said "They speak more Spanish there then they do in Mexico".
Flipmole123 1 year ago
Nobody will fuck you? I will.
YouthEnergy 1 year ago
what a tune at the beginning XD
invallidusername 1 year ago
Funny guy, but he recycles the same shit over and over....like the immigrant stuff near the end.
meccaturbo 1 year ago
@meccaturbo So you think comedians write new shit every time they go on stage?
Jesus........
simonfb10 1 year ago 2
@simonfb10 he recycles it more than most.
meccaturbo 1 year ago
@meccaturbo Make up a single joke on your own and post it here. See how many thumbs up you get. Stanhope is the best living comedian.
goamerica76 1 year ago 2
@goamerica76 maybe if you got your thumb out of your tailpipe, you might start to sound intelligent for once, you cheap fuck.
meccaturbo 1 year ago
@meccaturbo That was hilarious. lmfao. Tell another one.
goamerica76 1 year ago
@meccaturbo Every comedian recycles stuff for each tour. Stanhope has new shit on every tour. The reason you may have seen the same stuff over and over is because you sit watching standup clips on youtube rather than actually going to see him at a show.
ozena52 1 year ago
Voltaire's angry glove?? hahahahahaha what the f?
kopytek36 1 year ago
@kopytek36 You roll up a latex sleeve (those ones you inseminate cattle with) with elmers glue, rock salt, and bits of glass and fist someone with it. Very angry.
nomyek200 1 year ago
@kopytek36 haha check out the aristocrats joke with stanhope on here, he talks about the glove to a baby at length.
lesidhe 1 year ago
cleveland steamer! wonderful!
spudlington 1 year ago
i thought you just punched her in the back..
alicePlagueDoctor 1 year ago
With some Mudhoney at the start too!
MentalMania 1 year ago
Wrong unhappysquancho- donkey punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
splsafari82 1 year ago
I thought a Donkey Punch was when you punched a girl in the kidney, while fucking her doggy style, so her pussy clenches on your dick.
UnhappySquancho 1 year ago
i love thisguy
gloktheone 1 year ago
don't shake the fucking camera
JensDensen 1 year ago
im so fucking sick of england. bomb it
MrRowrow22 1 year ago
Oh my
*sips tea*
Soundfrequency 1 year ago 2
UNITED FAGS OF AMERICA *THUMBS UP*
rtselby 1 year ago
Why the hell did youtube get rid of star ratings? Now I have no idea which videos are worth watching...
tylerlove78 1 year ago
Stanhope is amazing.
I love this guy.
ComradeRama 1 year ago 10
"ganip ganops" lmao
RSrunner88 1 year ago
Hats off to anyone who speaks any sort of language who's prepared to do a shitty job that no sane Brit would want to do, for half the money. They can have my job anytime, respect to them.
theylive23 1 year ago
What did the girl in the audience say?
Menegoth 1 year ago
@Menegoth she says "they have more spanish there than they do in mexico"
TheMolecularMole 1 year ago
The editing really kills the rhythm =(
Zalibaba 1 year ago 2
This guy is awesome :)
ImaginaryLegion 1 year ago
Why can't they hold the camera still?
pookeysama 1 year ago
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It is such a disgrace that we are in the EU because it is allowing cheap labour Poles to take the jobs.
NatDemUK 1 year ago
@NatDemUK If they're threatening your job you should have gotten an education.
bongolongo 1 year ago
I do have an education, the EU has the human rights legislation which allows the free movement of labour where a company contract man can import cheap labour migrants into the country, which cuts down the wages or puts people on the dole.
NatDemUK 1 year ago
@NatDemUK In olden times they had slaves doing that stuff for free. Did anyone shout about slaves stealing peoples jobs? Changes in the structure of workforce happen all the time, and so people adapt to it. Fewer native british people will be able to get into plumbing, and will have to find other jobs, but if you look on the plus side, everyone get cheap bathrooms. The western world as a whole WILL have to change anyway, 'cause China's gonna flood us with ultra cheap production of consumer crap.
bongolongo 1 year ago
Slaves came and they were gone; this is no excuse just to keep people on the dole doing absolutely nothing when they should be receiving a training course and going back into work and being paid enough to live. A native British worker cannot compete with a foreign worker just for less, the government should know better. As for China's cheap consumer crap, this country needs to start reindustrialising so that it can trade well with the world.
NatDemUK 1 year ago
@NatDemUK I see your points but never in the history of the world has reactionary action given any useful results. Fact is that the world balance is changing and the solution isn't to strive back to what it once was, but to find new opportunities for the future. The industrial age of the west is over -- period. We gotta accept it and adapt, or fall behind.
bongolongo 1 year ago
This country used to be very reactionary and stopped immigration and even reindustrialised the country, hardly caused any problems. This whole excuse of 'change' is weak, it is destruction more like.
NatDemUK 1 year ago
the job training in pantomime gets me every time
gossieuk 2 years ago 3
"that is to the comedy process what a strong poop smell is o the act of sex"- great way to put the heckler on the level, identify with the bitch's motives, and make them match your own
houseofhagemann 2 years ago 4
i wish they'd stop fucking with it and just show the standup for more than twenty seconds
proconformist 2 years ago 10
@proconformist Boo...that's the whole point of Comedy Lab. The sections between the stand-up bits are funny as fuck. If you know his material, you've already heard all the stand-up bits, so why not just put on Deadbeat Hero for the millionth time!
cuntylishus 9 months ago
Best Quote of the past decade
"Im into latex, enemas, donkey punching, cleveland steamers, Marriage for citizen ship, Voltaire's angry glove, adult babies, uh yeah golden showers, all that, get back"
kickliquid 2 years ago 5
"Voltaires angry glove"
WyldOats 2 years ago 3
Well, Touch me I'm sick! Cool that Doug likes Mudhoney!
SgtBastard101 2 years ago
I have his new album, check out my channel
bj07bran7 2 years ago
i dont see shit
gibbsies 2 years ago
it all got taken off because of copyright
bj07bran7 2 years ago
oh lame i want to see it
gibbsies 2 years ago
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his stuff doesn't have good punchlines. kind of boring.
HypHawp 2 years ago
idiot. no off.
Tait011 2 years ago
punch-lines are for grandpas and southerners...
nomilkforsanta 2 years ago 3
Bill Hicks has some pretty good punch lines...
Hashishin13 2 years ago
queer calls lol
greenday21 2 years ago
bill hicks esc, but thats probably been said a million times. definently a good thing
chu1111111 2 years ago 3
Nobody will fuck you? I will.
Classic.
PainAddict666 2 years ago 3
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YouTube: How Weed Won the West
...featuring Doug Stanhope!
AmericanDrugWar 2 years ago
Love his acts. very funny dude and I love his don't give a shit delivery.
deriik2020 2 years ago 2
nobody will fuck you? i will! hahahahah i love this guy
Ohiogrown90 2 years ago 2
My girlfriend is english. Best women on earth.
LittleEmoBoy001 2 years ago
this man speaks the truth like no one else dares to do. thank you very much, doug
KilluaXIII 2 years ago 3
0:50-0:57...it seems he's drunk lol.
MRBLOODYMASSACRE 2 years ago
He often is ;D
MarkArandjus 2 years ago
If he read that he'd probably laugh for 10 minutes.
gotilk 2 years ago
yeah immigrating to another country (legally anyway) is a HUGE BITCH.
I'm (trying) to move to canada, and the papers have been processing since fuckin February and I was supposed to go in two weeks from now but now I have just been informed I'll have to wait another month, which will be hugely inconvenient for me. ughhh
but yeah Stanhope is the SHIT, easily the greatest living comedian.
metacarpied 2 years ago 17
@metacarpied it took me 10 years to get back to Germany from the United Hates... it was worth it!
MrSpieldose 1 year ago
@metacarpied
It really depends on the country
PoryGoon 1 year ago
hahaha, that's good.
BJZnRPZ 2 years ago
Mumia Abu Jamal for president.
Stanhope for VICE president XD
krizza3d 2 years ago 2
If you like Doug Stanhope's ideas, please sign the petition urging him to run for president! petitionspotDOTcom/petitions/stanhope2012/
By the way, seeing Doug live is well worth it. I went to his show in San Jose last month and he was in fine form! His upcoming shows are listed at dougstanhopeDOTcom .
For those who "get it" on a deeper level and want to know more about the libertarian philosophy, this video gives a good intro - isilDOTorg/resources/introductionDOTswf
StarchildSF 2 years ago
he's an anarchist, not a libertarian
jackhartcup 2 years ago
jackhartcup: Why did he wear a shirt saying "Libertarian" in the No Refunds special?
HelplessVictim 2 years ago
yeah, this was a while ago before id really got into doug. in all honesty though i think he'd probably be socialist if he was more educated. he talks of freedom, but the problem of unregulated capitalism is that people (imo) become slaves to their paycheck or their debt. there os also the problem of people forming huge monopolies, and the fact that capitalism has no moral bearing. essentially i think to be free the masses need to become free of fear and to do that we need to get rid of greed
jackhartcup 2 years ago
Are you a socialist???
AwesomeTheDog 2 years ago
yep
jackhartcup 2 years ago
people say stuff like that constantly but it's not a well thought out comment. The problem is complacency and laziness. people become slaves to their own complacency and laziness not the paycheck.
deriik2020 2 years ago
he was going to stand for president in the last U.S elections and his party was called the 'Libertarian' party
garthy208 2 years ago 3
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DavidBoyerDC 2 years ago
i love the bit on immigrants. If someone works a job where they dont even need to know fuckin english to perform then lose that job to an illegal immigrants then they deserve it, they are lazy, they are a moron and ought to be neutered before they can reproduce.
BigBruinekool 2 years ago 4
"Voltaire's angry glove" ... LMAO!
JoshSitar 2 years ago 3
lol 'are you a married woman'?
gossieuk 2 years ago 6
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i fuckin hate immmigrints they look AND smell ,
rafilley 2 years ago
lol if you leave your country, you're an immigrant. so if you hate that you better stay where you are, biatch.
HigherPlanes 2 years ago 7
i just got it
Riley EL (he' ill) Fuk
altfseven 2 years ago
great edit
ohwell121 3 years ago
the bitch said something about they speak just like they do in Mexico ...spanish.
i think his that, but... i'm Portuguese i don't speak the language...
PAULAZ63 3 years ago 7
what did that bitch heckle at 7.52?
ccfcobro 3 years ago 2
"There's more Spanish there than they do in Mexico." or something like that.
I notice Doug's always pretty cool up on stage. I mean, he'll pause, but he doesn't completely flip out like other comedians.
RidleyPrime16 3 years ago 5
flip out... remember Hicks? that's a flip out!
PAULAZ63 3 years ago 22
Hicks is the man!
EmeraldSword 3 years ago 29
@EmeraldSword Respectfully, agree!
BillHicks420 1 year ago
@PAULAZ63
Die in a fire you name dropping cunt.
PixelPariah 1 year ago
MUDHONEY
mojoscary 3 years ago 3
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dumb ass
tom123ek 3 years ago
queer line joke is priceless great stuff as always from stanhope
rulz999 3 years ago
Also, that is the greatest ownage of a heckler I can ever remember...
Leftfootbeats 3 years ago
have you seen Bill Hicks then? I know Stanhope is compared to Hicks a lot and I have nothing against him, in fact I love both of them, but the way Hicks handled that Heckler in his 'I'm sorry folks'-show, was just pure rage, and I love to see hat, this was just smart :-p
dennoow 3 years ago 4
I know the one, the one recorded in Chicago.
Bill handled the heckler well but not so much himself lol.
Leftfootbeats 3 years ago
haha I actually thought he really composed himself very well! He got angry but immediatly turned it into a joke. One of the most horrible audiences ever btw!
dennoow 3 years ago
dennoow,
Bill Hicks is my favourite comedian, but it takes more skill to handle a heckler with wit and intelligence than just screaming and swearing at them. I'm sure Hicks could handle hecklers with wit and intelligence, but in "I'm Sorry Folks" he was probably quite stressed because the show wasn't going all that well. To me, the best handling of hecklers would have to be Richard Herring (on youtube) or Jimmy Carr. Carr is probably best at coming up with a quick, funny responce to hecklers.
padraic2001eire 3 years ago
Fair enough! But to me that's the best. You have to understand he was in possibly one of the most hostile audiences he's ever been in. So he got mad. To me he wasn't just screaming, he was alienating his audience against him, sat down and then made a joke out of it. It's probably me, I just love to see human emotions like that :)
dennoow 3 years ago
Hello, I am ALSO a huge. huge, fan of hicks and stanhope. But I still think one of the must humorous way I saw a comedian handle a heckler was when Mitch Headberg actually let a heckler join him on stage and share a drink and talk and gave him the mic for a few minutes.
I do feel that most of the time Bill just did his own thing regardless of what the audience felt. Hell, I thought his alienation from the audience is what made him so genius. it's like.."F.U. people, I am just going to rant!"
dammai25 3 years ago
haha that's a good one too yeah! Yeah that's what made Bill probably the best comedian I've ever seen. He was brilliant and completely at home on a stage. The emotion he could put in every night. When he got mad with the music too "play from your fucking HEART!!!!!" amazing stuff :)
dennoow 3 years ago
yeah, "I WANT YOU TO FIND A FUCKING SOUL!!!"
jackhartcup 3 years ago 7
Please stay over here Doug!
Leftfootbeats 3 years ago
This guy is my good........
LosDonky 3 years ago