Which Parent Do I Choose? Divorce Advice by Honest 2 Bucks (Halo Reach Pro Gameplay Strongside)

[NE1WHOZKUL]

Crack Addict Pro-Gamer:):)

[BlizzardSOUP4711]

part 2 is private.. why?

[Shirayuki619xYuuki]

no comments...

[TOFUrobotNGUYEN]

go with yur dad will become xJawz u go with yur mom u will become WingsofRedemption there u go

[izaiahisback]

on respwawn this was black ops :(

[VariousPickle]

SHE FUCKING LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sqielyr]

Suicide as a backup lol

[DSDAVISanimation]

Dude I really hope this is a joke, if it is not you are a horrible person. If he went with his mother he would end up living on the streets selling crack, if he is with his father he could potentialy become a docter, a heart surgeon, or even a very successful business man. If this wasn't a joke you ruined this kids life. Please reply.

[DaPartyAnimal1]

@DSDAVISanimation It was a joke...

[NE1WHOZKUL]

@DSDAVISanimation ---___--- dont be a dumbass...

[GamerMan319]

U are a legend 2 bucks

[chrisfurious1878]

Trollololol

[chrisfurious1878]

Well, this was surreal...

[MrCrazyGopher]

I would've selected the father. The fact that you would get unlimited free time doesn't hold any sway for me.

[JoeyCracked]

Wow really? -___- i have to go decide which parent i want to live with on November 9 too! Woopdy damn doo. -_____-

[faxtie]

haha. now, nanalew would be on her knees for 2 bucks

[EMizBEAST]

Where... Where are the rest of the parts ??? WHYYY did u remove them.. they were awesome

[MisterRockLand]

how does he sound like a 13 year old. every 13 year old i know has a lower voice than that. he sounds 9!

[XxRyannoJHxX]

people with fat fetishes...sexy

[Rustycode89]

why is part 2 private

[FantastiicHD]

what did he scream at the end?

[Rustycode89]

@FantastiicHD SHE FUKIN LEFT

[FantastiicHD]

@Rustycode89 ohhhhhh :o

[jnech1]

nooo part 2 is private



[MachinimaAdvisor]

FUCKING LEEEEEFT!!!

[zetarmon]

What kind of advice is this???

[FantastiicHD]

@zetarmon 2 buck's advice

[oneill411]

The end part was class.

[pimpjak]

hey fuk u i want pictures

[DefoliantProjector]

wait...why did he scream really loud at the end?

[MrMagickoala]

Lol, you have no soul.

[ThomasC3075]

i want to bang her friends NOW

[4DiscoStu]

@Gameplays247 YOU OWN GAMEPLAYS247 and CoDOPS247 and AMAZINGFILMS247???

[BallisticKniferr]

how olds twobucks?

[FearLegitimatEbF]

@BallisticKniferr 17 i think

[asianINVasianz]

i want some pictures...

[indian838]

lmao! "wooo wooo wait wait!!!"

[cc3698]

soooooooooo  fake!

[luckydog8816]

U r an A** Sucicide backup HAHAHAHAHAH

[Asianinvasion1337]

My advice to Betrayal Guy is 1. Don't listen to the duchbag posing as 2Bucks 2. talk to both your parents 3. game less exercise more this may not help but atleast im not trying to convert you to machinima respon (p.s im 13 too)

[FrozenEyedGuy]

@Asianinvasion1337 He's not 13, he's 15.

[woreer9]

hey 2bucks im 13 and i sound like im 18

[Silna331]

I wish 2 bucks was my brother

[theGguy1]

yay new jersey

[Jonathansernel1]

Lmao i like the beginning i always act like that when a hot chick on youtube responds to my comment .

[Zlonkzness]

You tell the kid to ditch school??? Wow!?

[xavierbracamonte94]

haha whats his sister name? lol this foes mom is a slut dam and his sister and friends better be fine supposly

[1mn0tnub15h]

WOW TwoBucks! how can you suggest ditching school, you are asian?

[MrOmegabob]

give 2 bucks his sniper back!

[PH4YL3]

@MrOmegabob dude he said to do that to machinima channel

[LegendKill100]

have you seen ijustine? woot

[IIMungemII]

He's fucking joking if he said he sees his sisters friends naked

[mrbingoman1]

omg he should defo live with his father

[killerpenguin8me]

Oh yeah and I found some vids on the girl you talked about in the beginning of the video.It was so wtuikksfgegsvxhfjfjfkjjjjdjjcj­vmkvkfjrjshwyytqtdyfhdjdjfjfkg­kgkglkgjcdbdkfkglhlglfkfjdhshs­gdjjfffjjfkggfkfjfjfhfjjfjrjwg­ydhoykfjfjcncn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[killerpenguin8me]

I want the pictures too!!!

[nifedonkey3]

what does your mum do

your dad

so funny hahahha

[MadhatterHD]

pick the dad xD

[nader09rs]

"on the other hand..when people ask what does your mom do

you kinda have to answer

she's a prostitute.."

"OH NO NO NO! when people ask what my mom does

i tell them 'Your Dad'."

....i have never laughed so hard in my life..

[109revolver]

2bucks is going to hell....

[ArcaneAssasinvG]

"What's your mom do? Oh she's a prostitute...

[killerpenguin8me]

You really need that prize money to buy a girlfriend lol

[LeXiicFTW]

OMG that kids lucky he gets to see his sisters friends nude haha

[TinCan350]

What does your mom do?

Your dad.

[OhMyT]

Destroy him 2bucks destroy the lil perv and liar he deserves it...

[REDTIRANT]

started rofling when u sed male prostitute and male stripper

[Djain201]

THIS IS WHY I'M SUBSCRIBED. THIS IS SOO FUNNY LOL

[burtonboarder908]

2 bucks u are hilarious

[derito123222]

unemployed hooker or wealthy pre school teacher?!? what the fuck how is that a hard decision ? :S

[LegendaryFroggy]

lol I think Betrayal just screamed "SHE FUCKIN LEFT!!!" at the end of the vid.

[LegendaryFroggy]

2Bucks you selfish bastard! Share the picks with us bastard! lol :D

[LegendaryFroggy]

@LegendaryFroggy I meant pics.

[lilkeensta89]

NJ ALL DAY

[MudScarf]

2 Bucks, you're a terrible person.

I sincerely mean that.

[TheDrummerDominic]

Wait, is his mom really a prostitute? XD

[Roflmeat]

SHE FUCKING LEEEFT

[konfuse1]

Give 2bucks his sniper so he will drop the sword.

[Caspovv]

haha in the beggining 2bucks says that betrayalguy is a good friend of him then later he says that if he fail to become a pro gamer he can commit suicide :P fucking beast

[TheEmoMW2Player]

@Caspovv no he says he can become a fat male prostitute, Also jesus learn proper use of grammer. Be exeplary to the other people on youtube, so maybe we can drive the trolls out of this territory and win our freedom to comment about what ever the fuck we want to comment about. For example, Hey did you know that bananas are a good sorce of potassium. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle, GI JOE American Hero.

[Caspovv]

@TheEmoMW2Player wut?

[VicMcMuffin]

go to your dad son

[TheofficialYungheat]

this is so funny

[masterofre51]

lmao @ the end xD

[woodrifft]

rofl 2 bucks is hilarious!

[frostbiteCP0]

You just ruined someones life

[jjeittiirr]

Nov 9th Wait........

Its My B-Day :DDD

[RoboMarch]

Crackhead Pro Gamer?.. Its a Jersey Thing.

[Orcafan1222]

Wow your REALLY worried about being a Video Game Pro over your future? If thats his and your overall decision, you can kiss a wife, kids, and a house goodbye because what you do in school affects what you do in life. If you get good grades/do homework/do good on tests, you can get into a good college and get the right job for you. But if you just dont care and try to be a funny guy and be "popular", your working in Mcdonalds. That, sir, is how im raised. Amen.

[ironlego1]

two bucks can ilive with your dad

[zTheBreaker]

Amazing Advice

[perrytjuh1]

names mikey binck tadaa

[MessyBeaver]

what the fuck man, you gave him to worst answer possible. go for a healthy and well made future instead of an obese early death. Jesus, he's not gonna become a pro gamer.

[ximbabwe0228]

this is some kind of joke? live with an unemployed, irresponsible parent with no hot people or live with a responsible, cosmopolitan parent with hot people.

[klintonG]

@ximbabwe0228 no,his mom knows a ton of hot women, and his sister too... though his sister lives with the dad..

[TheZombiesquirrel]

Morally Obese? 

[TetiBoy45x]

This was freaking horrible. I don't know any worse advise and I'm 15. You should kill yourself if you ruined this kids life. He would get more girls being smart not getting dumb hookers that will ultimately diss him.

[TheNightfaction]

honestly.. i hope this is a joke if this kids life is ruined. you know who to blame.. you should be ashamed..

[Tachot123]

i like my dad better, omg

[thatJUICEBOX]

live with yo dad lose weight and get pussay

[wkody7]

lucky kid i want nude girls

[willwill134]

"pretending" to be gay lol suuuure

[DizziD777]

that was horrible advice

[neffneff99]

Betrayal Guy sounds like a kid version of Andy Milonakis

[cyberwetter]

i would love to have u as an actual friend

[BonacGaming]

Ur fucked up 2 bucks... But i still think yo da man

[ThisIsMyNam]

Wow, dude, this 'Betrayal Guy' is for real. This isn't just staged. Holy shit.

[14MrRene]

lol suicide back up plan

[Zeemis]

@14MrRene iLOL'd.

[SuperMarioBoy9]

SHE FUCKING LEFT!

[cubsfan7899]

She fucking left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alandang1]

I would use toyota tech to STOP THE FUCKEN ADS

[harman486]

TwoBucks you are a monster, if this is real.

[12aimiami12]

@harman486 hes perfect...

[justintylerwashere]

@harman486 ya 50th person TO THUMB U UP

[scottwill19]

new jersey is literally unlivable, all ppl do is fight, hump, and never ever shutup

[MrMach0P07a70]

i loled so hard at 2bucks describing the kids life

[rockit305]

I'd be pissed at 2 Bucks if this were real.

[letsgoskateboardingg]

who cares what they do for a living? it is who makes him happiest.

[TheKohjix]

0:08 RAPID FAP!!!!!!

[forgotenassassin]

7:33 to 8:27 best part

[FeLessard]

This kid actually want to be a crack addict... What an idiot.

[legoracerlol]

2 Bucks voice is the best.

[wes72949]

D@*? man I wish I was him

[xTROOPERx913]

is it wrong that i got a boner lol =] i love 2 bucks

[xxkittycatxx123]

LMFFAAOO this is JAKE PALMIERI on my siss acount yo B3trayl guy lives in connecticut and is fuckinngg fat and does play any sportss he is way to FUCKING LAZYY lmffaao yeaa but he is like myy best freindd

[ButteryToastFilms]

The ending was so funny! shit i could not stop laughing!!! lol in the background "no, no, wait get her back no!"

[QuakeBeatZ]

whoa epic sneeze snort laugh 5:08 right there?

[QuakeBeatZ]

wait what is this real?

[gorillakong1]

dude u are so funny! love your sarcasm.

This kid doesn't have a clue

its real out there in the real world and playing black ops ur whole life livin with ur crack headed mom wont get u anywhere. There's a time and place for everything.

[tehnooblegend]

This is my life plan wtf?!

[ASnowborder]

kid: What does your mom do?

Son: Your dad!

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[XxRedEclipdesxX]

i cant watch this dude play. he SUCKS!

[streetofdarkness]

squeeky noise at 3:44

[iplaycallofdutynaked]

Your fucking retarded if you took this seriously rofl

[Slipknot882222]

he should live with his dad and the sister

[SnoweyMan111]

Um, you can't be a pro gamer on a console. Seriously. There's no future there.

[SnoweyMan111]

Seriously wtf? People look down on pre-school teachers? Hell if my dad had been a pre-school teacher i wouldn't be so fucked up.

[gradiu3rox]

No man, dad = more obese and who gives a fuck about grades. Go with mom. Be free!

[MrGayfagisgay]

Go with the foster home you peice of shit faggot

[iMTIIBULLDOG]

Go with dad for these reasons -

- Hot sister + friends.

- Education. (Later life you will be richer)

- Your mum is a whore.

- New York > Jersey

- There is a lot more reasons, but trust me.. Go with the dad.

[Muskickyoass]

2bucks you asshole what if he decides to do exactly what you told him to do on the other hand it does sound like a good 20mins

[LondonsBurning5]

figured out i am getting my xbox back from mesquite (RROD) tomorrow, cant wait, i know it might sound random but i am splooging over this footage, also the dad, cause his dad seems pretty cool on the stream

[TheManicAddict]

It's really good this kid can deal with this in a serious not, with some sarcasm with it. You're a good guy two bucks. <333

[allzguud]

im not trying to be rude but your advice isnt all that great, in my opinion :\

[MikeyAncich]

My name is Mikey too =D (look at my yt name)

[omega0078]

he suck at giving advice XD

[chetownboy]

hahahahaha sweet deal. i love the whole naked frends thing.

[spidermankilla]

I find this odly sarcastic... >.>

[darienluthers]

theres no way hes 15 unless he still hasnt hit puberty

[passsim]

White your sister man!!!!

[wrxjoe2]

Lol?... is this kid serious? wtf..

[NarutofanvsGaarafan]

omg 666 likes

[ruthlesslegendkiller]

I want to live with that kids dad

[u2todit4me]

Make a podcast... NAO!

[TheKilljaden]

2bucks is now one of my favorite YouTube commentators

[BriHol1231]

2 buck ur the man aka my role model

[BriHol1231]

2 bucks ur the man

[unbigmack]

Lol

[DanBonRP]

2 bucks your awesome but you give really shity advice lol

[DanBonRP]

go with your dad

[XxMW2Sniper39xX]

this is fucking hilarious!



[aSneakyPandah]

BetrayalGuy you should go with your dad so u can lose weight and get smarter. Then when you lose weight and get smarter you'll have a better chance of bangin on ur sisters friends. + you wont have to bribe or threaten ur sister

[40kchaoslord]

Go with dad, mom lives in jersey, yikes

[tp2212101]

Your shire inspiring

[madhavon]

8:15 SHE FUCKING LEFT!!!!!! Fucking priceless

[master5200]

Too bad theres 15 presteiges in black ops

[DeadlyChimp27]

Jersey is sweet i live there the beach is cool and people r really nice

[TheHolyCracker]

I'm not hating on obese dudes or anything, but I'm not really seeing him showering with his sister's hot friends being a potential opportunity.