Ha ha ha ha ha, this movie is fucking awesome in how shitty it is... while I can't say it's the worst movie I've ever seen (far from it, given some of the wretched piles of cuntshit that are in my movie collection, like I DREAM OF DRACULA), it's still pretty fucking bad.... actually, this may well be one of the worst film-shot movies out there.
It is pretty funny watching it just constantly shit itself though, ha.
Whever gave this thumbs up is gay!! You have no idea what quality is. Nukie is a baaad film, even worse than Transformers 2! I HATe the films that you upload!
I think the French version was actually Mac and Me, from what I heard they used the title "Nukie et Miko" to retaliate for the stealing of the Mac and Me image used by the Nukie movie people on the French VHS release. On the VHS release in France the ears and the antennae on Mac were cropped to make him look more like Nukie.
Nukie is on DVD in Africa but 15 minuets of the movie have been... I wonder which scenes they removed!
@TheWMEforever how about Brad Jones hell he has experienced a similar crap film known as E.T. the porno.
You know I remeber when Hollywood used to make quality films nowadays the majority of films with the exceptional few are massive piles of crap, and each bad film is worshiped by trolls it would explain why people like Seltzer and Friedberg, and Uwe Boll keep on getting rich, kids these days they get more cartman-esuqe every generation.
@crypto457 He focuses more on covering adult stuff (he only did The Hoboken Chicken Emergency because it had not been made fun of before), and Phelous is more focused on horror movies nowadays; Mac and Me was only a one-timer.
The price was more of a rip-off than the film 4 me. £12 on amazon. The title on the video cover says "For anyone who ever needed a special friend". I do not see anything related to friendship in this movie. I WANT MY £12 BACK!!!!!!!!!
I have a hard time beliving that this was aimed for kids, I just have to much hope in humanity to believe that this twisted clash of leather and bad acting was ment for kids.
You should see the Cinema Snob's review of Nukie. He hates it more than any other thing he's reviewed.
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My god. The prophecy didn't lie, this is a real film. Be scared.
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I have the VHS tape of this movie and have always loved/hated it...LOL
someonezmom 2 months ago
THIS IS A HAPPY MOVIE
Beastkingzetta 3 months ago
NUKIE!!! LOL :D
Beastkingzetta 3 months ago
Ha ha ha ha ha, this movie is fucking awesome in how shitty it is... while I can't say it's the worst movie I've ever seen (far from it, given some of the wretched piles of cuntshit that are in my movie collection, like I DREAM OF DRACULA), it's still pretty fucking bad.... actually, this may well be one of the worst film-shot movies out there.
It is pretty funny watching it just constantly shit itself though, ha.
demon91 3 months ago
I like this movie I used to rent it all of the time from the video store until my dad put a stop ti it. I'm glad to see it up on here.
digigirl986 3 months ago
what have I gotten myself into
VoodooSyndrome 3 months ago
somehow, this is even worse than Mac and Me
Teenlego 3 months ago
Part one has a promise of a good family movie, then you see the rest of the movie.
scottieman2 3 months ago
.... I think alcohol will help. Lots and lots of alcohol.
scottieman2 3 months ago
Oh god, what's that movie at 0:19
codyrex39 3 months ago
Would like to see Cinematic Titanic or Rifftrax do this one...some movies have it comin' to em!!
mrgb46 6 months ago
On the back of my VHS copy is a tiger. Where the hell are there tigers in this movie?
toemasie 11 months ago
Whever gave this thumbs up is gay!! You have no idea what quality is. Nukie is a baaad film, even worse than Transformers 2! I HATe the films that you upload!
porkysugrim 1 year ago
I'm PETRIFIED by this very first part! I didn't know Microsoft Sam had a daughter!
sonicOneTwo 1 year ago
EEEEKKK!! Them creatures look like that small, green, big eared creature from stars if it were to do crackXD
Pooky1991 1 year ago
I think the French version was actually Mac and Me, from what I heard they used the title "Nukie et Miko" to retaliate for the stealing of the Mac and Me image used by the Nukie movie people on the French VHS release. On the VHS release in France the ears and the antennae on Mac were cropped to make him look more like Nukie.
Nukie is on DVD in Africa but 15 minuets of the movie have been... I wonder which scenes they removed!
LikwidSchitz 1 year ago
@LikwidSchitz The French DVD cover has many Mac and Me images and a few images from the real movie.
TheWMEforever 1 year ago
@LikwidSchitz
I saw Mac and Me once. I bought it at a yard-sale for 1$.
shadowluma 11 months ago
wait if this is the third worst and superbabiesis the all time worst than whats the second worst
tehblackarachnid 1 year ago
@tehblackarachnid Disaster Movie.
TheWMEforever 1 year ago
@TheWMEforever Luke Lewis is gone!
Laughtraxx 11 months ago
@TheWMEforever
Oh, if you all only knew........... Frozen Flesh. Evil Spirits. Same anonymous dickhead director. Worst pieces of shit EVER.
demon91 1 month ago
oh man the Nostalgia critic, Cinema Snob and phelous should rewiew this, even though it may push them to their limits of their sanity.
crypto457 1 year ago
@crypto457 I don't really find the Nostalgia Critic that funny anymore...
TheWMEforever 1 year ago
@TheWMEforever how about Brad Jones hell he has experienced a similar crap film known as E.T. the porno.
You know I remeber when Hollywood used to make quality films nowadays the majority of films with the exceptional few are massive piles of crap, and each bad film is worshiped by trolls it would explain why people like Seltzer and Friedberg, and Uwe Boll keep on getting rich, kids these days they get more cartman-esuqe every generation.
crypto457 1 year ago
@crypto457 He focuses more on covering adult stuff (he only did The Hoboken Chicken Emergency because it had not been made fun of before), and Phelous is more focused on horror movies nowadays; Mac and Me was only a one-timer.
TheWMEforever 1 year ago
@jollypiratedonuts someone has been watching The Inbetweeners.
CinemaTouretteGuy 1 year ago
@jollypiratedonuts you sound like Jay Cartwright
CinemaTouretteGuy 1 year ago
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jolIypiratedonuts 1 year ago
The price was more of a rip-off than the film 4 me. £12 on amazon. The title on the video cover says "For anyone who ever needed a special friend". I do not see anything related to friendship in this movie. I WANT MY £12 BACK!!!!!!!!!
CinemaTouretteGuy 1 year ago
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jolIypiratedonuts 1 year ago
OMG They even ripped off footage from Flight of the Navigator
vjpearce 1 year ago
I've made popcorn and everything!!
OutlawGrrl 1 year ago
I can't believe you did this. Why, man. WHY.
Paprikacha 1 year ago
I have a hard time beliving that this was aimed for kids, I just have to much hope in humanity to believe that this twisted clash of leather and bad acting was ment for kids.
turtaleater 1 year ago
This is not as bad as "Robot Monster" as a fellow crapasure, you should enjoy it.
turtaleater 1 year ago
@turtaleater Not as bad? At least Robot Monster wasn't a movie for kids!
TheWMEforever 1 year ago