Never Mind the Buzzcocks S23E06 part1

[charnockblade]

james hettfield at 7:26 looks a lot like rufus hound to me :s mind=fucked

[nwdle1]

im going to ignore the fact theyv put a really un funny presenter in, women are not funny fact

[kanumbra]

NOEL'S JUMPER! I'M IN LOVE.

[misszotee]

every time jamelia is on the show she's awesome even though u wouldn't expect her to be

[BxETHxHxARRISON]

My dad's aunty made him a jumper like Noel's, I'm jealous, I want one

[CzechCloud]

50 cent in your eye ?

[MissHappyAllTheTime]

Paula Abdul looks like a female version of Micheal Jackson..... or is it just me?

[chodiestchode]

@7:21, Jesus looks like Tim Minchin

[ajdabf]

anifuckingmology???!!!!!!!!omg­!!!!ahahahaahahahahahaah

[OllyMursDaily]

Jamelia is hilarious! And love Claudia. That is all...

[beirediaken]

at 09:47 claudia does a "simon amstell" 

[partywutmitpartyhut]

I get it....everyone thinks Noel is cute, gorgeous whatever.... do you need to post this under EVERY episode ?

[HeavenlyValo]

@partywutmitpartyhut Yes. Yes we do.

[ContainsLanguage]

@partywutmitpartyhut Wow, Noel looks really cute!!!!!!!!!! He's sooooooo cute!!!!! I want him to enter me with his SOUL and bleed his love over my open holes!!!!!! OPEN MY HOLES.

[chodiestchode]

@partywutmitpartyhut Absofuckinglutely

[MountRushCollymore]

@whotaughtyou what?

[044orange044]

Everybody goes on about Noel (and quite rightly so) but the best thing of this clip might have been Phil's "Mr Darcy!" :-D

(Although placeology was pretty cool!)

[beckybond9]

@TheJesterGirl I want Noel:D

[Harperlarp]

"Placeology" I instantly hit the like button after hearing that.

[RichardForkins]

Claudia Winkleman always seems to mess up her hair during shows. It's quite endearing actually lol

[Llynok]

Little Boots, can't understand anything Phill or Harry are saying. Sits there stoic and awkward next to legends.

Cockwhore...

[MonkeyWrench85]

What song is playing during Harry Shearer's intro video?

[sallyrhiannon]

I adore claudia :D

[PBennettProductions]

The guests are wank :\

[AMN200768]

I look like a pedophile skiing instructor, classic

[robyn21100]

Seriously...Jamelia must be on like every second episode, she's like part of the furniture at this stage..

[WalterLiddy]

@robyn21100 I don't mind. Actually, with Simon gone it probably helps to have that kind of stability.

[sallyrhiannon]

@charlotteBraillie wouldn't put it past him^^ i wish i had as awesome clothes as him!!

[TheAboutLastNight]

Anyone else notice how Noel acts as a sort of secondary host when he asks his team members about stuff they've done and then makes light fun with random witty comments? I don't know, I kind of really like that he does that...

[ratlesnake316]

i just done a tiny tiny wee... and everyone claps. akward FTW

[xbluestar9]

jamelia and claudia together is just epic :D

[sockses]

what the fuck is jamelia on about? that was the most inane, pointless ramble i've ever heard

[MissPompousTwat]

@sockses

That's why it's so funny. She's a great guest, she even owned Jimmy Carr on 'Would I lie to you'.

[sockses]

if only harry shearer had been on noel's team... my life would have been complete

[KurtCobainof21]

Claudia has to be the worst comedian and host I have ever seen.

However

I would shag her

[farizzal]

Am I the only one that thinks Claudia Winkleman is FUCKING HOT!???

[TheLikeNoWayShow]

It's funny how I found this show at random one day and started watching it religiously, including this episode, and then i found little boots and started listening to her religiously, and then i go to re-watch some of these episodes and BAM little boots I NEVER KNEW!

[beethethird]

i live in montreal, fireworks are illegal :( :(

[batmanofni]

Basden needs to be on more stuff.

[nadirabb]

"Placeology" pissing myself laughing!

[charlotteBraillie]

I think Noel looks creepy in this, because he reminds me off Michael Jackson with the white face and the black hair and the stubble. Not a good look.

[TheJesterGirl]

@charlotteBraillie Haha I LOVE it! :D

[floomification]

@charlotteBraillie surely you like his jumper though? it's a beautiful jumper. :)

[charlotteBraillie]

@floomification

If I have to make a top 3 of Noel's best outfits, it would be

1) Richmond in the IT crowd (love the 18th century dracula look)

2) red trousers, white boots, black shirt and pearl necklace (like on T4 interview)

3) the black satin blouse and the donkey ears hat (the Buzzcock episode with David Tenant)

What's yours?

[floomification]

@charlotteBraillie those are all pretty good, but i would say:

1) T4 interview outfit

2) that red shirt outfit he wore in mighty boosh (series 2 milky joe episode)

3) his outfit in the interview at mercury prize 2009 (i LOVE those blue boots!)

[chodiestchode]

@floomification I ADORE his outfit from Milky Joe

[sallyrhiannon]

@charlotteBraillie

1) the leopard coat and big black hat from i think the third episode of the mighty boosh

2) the t-shirt with the roses on it from big fat quiz of the year 2006

3) the shirt with i think multi-coloured frogs on it from NMTB S24Emaybe4

[charlotteBraillie]

@sallyrhiannon

I wonder where he buys his clothes and hats. Especially that donkey hat. Maybe he fashioned it himself.

[MaryJaneWhatsername]

I love Noel's sweater. =3

I have sort of a similar one.

WE'RE SWEATER BUDDIES! :D <3

[chodiestchode]

@MaryJaneWhatsername When you wear it do you look like a Navajo toddler or a pedophile ski instructor?

[SuperDanBirks]

Little boots is a sweetheart

[Alishhh4]

I love claudia's reaction at 5:19.

[TheJesterGirl]

I WANT NOEL'S SWEATER.

[petmonsta001]

i really like jamelia, she has that thing where u just say whatever is going throo ur head, WHATEVER is going through her head. i do that a lot :D (and noel with stubble! *o*)

[floomification]

dammit a strand of claudia's hair is on the wrong side of her parting. it's stressing me out. :(

[iSKiiLLZx]

I think Claudia Winkleman is so grade, even though she is like 20 years older than me.

[steje73]

Holy crap, Jamelia is stunning.

[blouisep]

Noel looks sexy with stubble.

[existenceisrelative]

What exactly is a jamelia? Isn't that what a pokemon evolves into?

[samijamesmusic]

@existenceisrelative chameleon

[existenceisrelative]

@samijamesmusic Yeah, that's it. Charmander turns into charmeleon. Charmeleon turns into charizard. Charizard turns into jamelia, right?

[kamatej]

@existenceisrelative

not into, from.

[LaynezWorld]

@existenceisrelative hahaha

[FoxySpiritOfJazz]

Jamelia, go away! Go away, and get eaten by that bear you keep chatting shit about! Please!

[kaylaro]

dude. Noel should always have a five o clock shadow.

[samijamesmusic]

vinteebabe, ur a god for putting these up.

[lunicodanone]

que coño dicen!!!! que alguien me diga!!! D'=

[Leo413Page]

bloody hell, this quiz is tense stuff!

[Mysterious0Bob]

I'm stunned by how thick that woman is.

[naomitara1]

I LOOOOVE Noel's jumper<3

[BabiieBootz]

I think it got better when Noel came :)

[kevincarterqw]

hmm, eurgh, hmm Claudia. hmmm.

[kevincarterqw]

hmm, eurgh, hmm Claudia. hmmm.

[blaaaaahism]

Noel is so fittttttt in this episode

[neutralsoymilkhotel]

noel + five o'clock shadow = YES PLZ

[cold197]

noel made me laugh when he was doing that swedish accent, and i actually did a spit take while watching this XD oops lol

love Noel Fielding so much <3

[rachelstartsfires]

noel's sweater = love

[MizzDiva222]

does anyone know who harry shearer plays in the simpsons?

plz xxx

[drfoxcourt]

@MizzDiva222 Harry Sheaer does a few voices but the most recognizable is the Reverend Lovejoy

[Yugifan500]

@MizzDiva222 including Mr. Burns, Waylon Smithers, Ned Flanders, Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny Leonard, Principal Skinner, Otto Mann and Rainier Wolfcastle

[antster1983]

@Yugifan500 He was also Derek Smalls, the bassist in Spinal Tap.

"Smithers, was I in Spinal Tap? Release the album."

[luvmyMCR4evaxx]

noel and Jamelia are adorable :)

[MattyEFC121]

what a fucking joke, Harry Shearer man a fucking legend, and all attention is on fuckin Jamelia?

[PeacockDreams19]

Wow... Simon Amstell gave her a hernia, and Vinny Jones tried to throw her at a bear.... I think people on TV are just trying to kill Jamelia XD

[owaffs]

This is quickly turning into my favorite episode of Buzzcocks ever.

[DoubleMoDj]

Noel has a beard!!

[thebleedinthing]

Noel needs a shave

[SeventhEve]

@thebleedinthing I like it when he butches up a little. ;)

[jakamneziak]

9.31 - king ethelread the unready!

[beethethird]

Yay Metallica got hurt in Montreal! go Habs (sorry)

[atemlos2585]

Jamelia is so natural,love her.

[AlexLong1000]

Just wanna say Victoria/Little Boots is fucking hot.

[ellie9311]

i cant believe their have Harry Shearer (how does the voices or Mr Burn, Smithers, Ned Flanders, Otto etc) i so excited because im a huge Simpsons fan this is a dream come true

[picturesofsuccess]

"that's geography, not placeology"

"where would you like the herring?"

I love this episode!

[ToastBagelAndJelly]

what film was she in in hungary?? im hungarian i'd love to know

[tehsuperpotato]

@ToastBagelAndJelly I think its called the Magic Boys, but at names only from a quick google search, and I've never heard of it outside of that search

[ToastBagelAndJelly]

@tehsuperpotato oh ok thank u!

[susanappe]

IF THERE IS A GOD: NOEL. FIELDING. FOREVER.

[JoMariebentzler]

Im surprised they didnt make any jokes about her little problem lol

[scotty123123]

claudia winkleman is pretty fit

MILF

[JKurber]

Wow, everyone seems to think Claudia is ugly, but I think she is very appealing, especially with the eye make up.

[gr1283]

Fix your hair Claudia

[JoMariebentzler]

@gr1283 Thank you I couldnt stop looking at it.

[vegakapera]

How does this make Noel feel like a Swedish film director? XD Gotta love this panel.

[blackbot3000]

I'd wreck Claudia Winkleman

[johnnythunders78]

Placeology

[shiftlulz]

"If a dyslexic was holding a 'gnu' then you'd want to be careful"

OMG THAT WAS BRILLIANT LOL

[J0hnMarston]

Harry Shearer what a legend, also lol at 'placeology' haha

[Smally2k2]

I think claudia is beautiful and she has a very bright future ahead of her

[LooserLover]

Claudia fucking Winkleman an turn my favourite show into the worst.

[FaerieDust]

Wow, Claudia's make up is REALLY bad... Especially around the eyes... My first thoughts XP

[pivotybob]

i like how as the series progresses noels clothes get more extravagant :D

[IAmFaroe]

@pivotybob I think he's wearing a Faroese sweater. :)

[flissyflooable]

@zerafialin because they're usually not as funny as the lads...

[Jt0tz]

Jamelia is fucking legend :D

[louiscreagh]

ok, i gotta know what this movie was... ?

[lostskate4evaxxx]

oh mr darcy or I LOVE METALLICA!!!!!! hahahaha

[AidanThing]

@zerafialin

Because they're women and we are obviously ALL sexist pigs... I don't know how I sleep at night.

[Cardien18]

hahaha Jamelia is hilarious, with her stoies XD

[InTheCity3D]

Is that a British thing or does she really say Mekkle and Likkle in place of Little and Metal. Listen carefully

9:42

7:14

[pivotybob]

@InTheCity3D no she says they're the winkleman of metal

[Lolacoca1]

@InTheCity3D ........ no.

[LittleInkJunkie]

I didn't like that jumper on Noel until I realised it is ideal for a cuddle

[GazHasJazzHands]

jesus i fucking hate jamelia

[RandomGT5]

I love how on this show it takes them like 10 minutes to answer a question

[LittleInkJunkie]

@RandomGT5 story of my life

[w00tsville]

Haha Jamelia is always a good buzzcocks guest

[REMnut12]

I had my suspicions before, but now I'm pretty sure that Simon was heavily involved in the writing.

I don't know who claudia is though but I've seen her on a couple of panel shows and she seems to be quite nice. Not sure why people dislike her so much.

[cuddlesducks]

i can understand them having a shit host every couple of weeks, and they've always had bad guests, but why has the writing gone to shit too

[carmageddon]

Claudia Winkleman always looks like shes been crying

if I was her I would cry to

[ComedyLove28]

is it just me or is Claudia an absolutely crap host?

[ronocko]

@ComedyLove28 I miss simon :(

[Zorro0kid0797]

"This is a marmite advert"

[Zorro0kid0797]

OH GOD...The little boots joke was crap > ___ <

mind you, the chiuaua joke was hilarious XD

[Zorro0kid0797]

OH GOD...The little boots joke was crap > ___ <

[TheKermitgirl]

Jamelia is so batty it makes Claudia look vaguely normal. And that is HARD to do :L And even Noel looking like a peado ski instructor/swedish film director doesn't spoil his amazingness :)

[jataylorlfc]

9:11- isnt that burnley county council?

[VengaboysRbackINtown]

@jataylorlfc That isn't a reference that many of us would get, but I'm proud to be one of 'em. ;-)

[PastaCheifFilms]

i hate Claudia Winkelman so much

[Montegaard]

I reckon Jamilia's IQ is just around living room temperature.. So fucking stupid!

[markfern2002]

I'm in love with winkleman

[blacktheory]

TOM BASDEN LOOKS A FUCKIN LOT LIKE LIONEL MESSI!

[randomher012]

you know when you turn on TV to watch a show, and it's just one person rambling on for 20 minutes about some rubbish.... Yeh, that just happened.

[tnargtnarud]

I think Jamelia is just comfortable, she's been on this show many times already. Why shouldn't she just feel comfortable to say whatever she wants? Little Boots is too shy :(

[EmilyElectro09]

oh my god noel i didnt think you could look any hotter.

[lostskate4evaxxx]

major love for noel and his jumper :D

[ZoeInDisguise]

little boots looks uncomfortable throughout

[neilwilson557]

claudia winkleman is so fucking hot

[KingDowdy]

Jamelia waffling on bless her. Have to love her!

[FluffyAsian]

jamelia is a stuck up bitch,.. i really cba saying anymore coz it'd just be a waste of time just like how she's a waste of space.

[Misssgagacherryheart]

OMG noel looks different wiv facial hair

[NoelFieldingX]

@Misssgagacherryheart good different or bad different?

[fayemcrxo]

Jamelia is really annoying in this episode, Claudia is a great host but I really miss Simon.

[clown999d]

jamelia home schools her kids....i pity them

[Vivithewhite]

nobody insults metallica.. Claudia will recieve deaththreats :)

[lovepout]

wheres the one where she calls javine a slag?

[thomasimon]

@lovepout it's the episode with Lily Allen, Steve Strange and Mark Watson

[TheTotalRugby]

Bum host and bum lineup (except harry shearer)

[Grey80002]

Upvote immediately, there is 100% chance this show will be utterly hilarious and insanely funny. It's pretty much a given.

The chances this show will be un-funny are like zero.

There is nothing like this left in America, the last comparible show was MASH, which expired like 20 years ago.

[i0sparkle]

wow jameila really likes attention

[viperswhip]

Claudia looks really, really good in this episode and did a great job. Also, Jamelia has a wonderful laugh and is a great guest.

[SetThisBallroomAglow]

lmao Phill. "Mr. Darcy!"

[kroid87]

I love Claudia!!! Is it just me, or is she really hot?!!