if they r nuns they would not kill as it is against their 'religion' as they would belive that god or 'the emporer' would strike them down with lighting or send their enimies terrible plages.
@SgtForge111 They believe they are the emperor's holy arm and that they basically ARE the 'plague' or 'lightning' sent to destroy all mutants, xenos, and heretics.
@SgtForge111 in the grimdark future of 40K Nuns carry guns and purge the heretics with fire and more fire. The Spanish Inquisition looks like a bunch of pansies in comparison to the Imperial Inquisition. The most basic and wimpy of foot soldier grunts are essentially innumerous copies of Rambo, Schwarzenegger, and Chuck Norris and even then still have to have the threat of a commisar's pistol ready to execute them to keep them fighting the sheer insanity the rest of the universe has against them
@TriEdgeAI agreed, only problem is that i cant think of anyone else that is 'popular' enough to use as an example so i had to use Chuck Norris as an example. But I will hold that Rambo is an excellent example for at least the Catachan Jungle Fighters. I just realized something... Is there a force of guardsmen that hail from Fenris? For that matter, are there any special notable Guardsmen detachments that hail from any of the space marine homeworlds?
@fallenvash Not that i know of, although i know the System of Ultramar do maintain active gaurd regiments. (See Graham Mcneil's Ultramarines System) As in, they are actually shipped out and fight in active battlefields.
cant stand this army. imperial or not, these space nazis from hell just piss me off. the serve no purpose except to KILL THERE OWN FREAKING TEAM! oh there MAY be SOME on the planet. and even IF there is no corruption in any imperial units, lets still go all balls to the walls against every imperial regiment in the star system. that will please the Emperor when he awakes. "Oh yes master, we did kill of 3 warbands, but also 6 Imperial Guard regiments. oh well, such is the price of war, right sir?"
when the emperor awakes, the first thing he's gonna do is to disband those sister and send them back to the kitchen since he hates religion even the one that worships him.
@IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY not.. really... the word bearers pre-heresey turned worlds to worship the emperor as a God. he had the worlds exterminated, im pretty sure when hese re-born. hese going to go ona imperium wide house cleaning project..
Well yeah, it was his job to prevent religion to happen in humanity again because the age of strife so everyone has to die (empror = communist). And damn you Lorgar, you religious god ass kisser!
@IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY Emperor? KIND?! Bullshit. Look at what happened with Magnus the Red and Prospero(Admittedly with some help from Horus) but still, The Emperor sent Custodes to assist with the destruction. What the Emperor will do with religion is simply decree that he is not a God and order a C&D. He cant afford to purge the Imperium at this point, cause Mankind can't spare the manpower and assets.
what happen to Magnus was a misunderstanding. Big E was originally want Magnus come to Terra to settle this shit, but Horus being a dick tell Leman Russ go kick Magnus's and his legion's ass. Also for what you just said "Emperor? KIND?! Bullshit." is considering, A HERESY! *BLAM*
Since when does Chaos surrender peacefully to anyone??? The SOB ending made no sence with how everything was shown. Chaos is full of lunatics, psychotics, mass murderers, an men that would make the joker (ledger) look like a nice guy by comparison. Hell they would rather tear out their own entrails with spoons than surrender peacefully. Cyrus was right, Kaurava was a mistake...
When you think about it, the Sisters of Battle are just as equally strong as the Battle Brother Space Marines. It would have been better if these two factions were fighting side by side than against each other.
...The Sisters of Battle are not a separate race. They are essentially like female Space Marines, except with less potent genetic enhancements and a different ruling structure. The militant Adeptus Sororitas are the only army the Ecclesiasty (the church of the Emperor) is allowed to maintain after they tried to take over the Imperium once. The Ecclesiasty is about as fanatical, insane, cynical and corrupt as you'd expect the major church in the 40k 'verse to be.
listin guys im a female that plays warhammer 40k, and this goes for all you guys that are sexist freks. the only reason you sex hate on the sisters is becuse we all know if you ever saw a naked female you would die by exploding from exsitmint. : p
I'd actually like to see this ending made canon, if only because the Sisters never EVER win. Even the Grey Knights kill them wantonly. It'd be a nice change of pace.
I don't understand the Sisters. How could they have pure and holy attacks and living saint? They're nothing but murderous zealots whose kill their own comrades for the slightest suspicion. They're even worse than the Word Bearers was. If the Emperor would have a spare thought beside the protection of humanity, I think he would kick them too. Lol, even Vance Stubbs is disgusted from them.
@TwilightTriEdge It's mentioned several times in canon, though, starting with their very first mentioning in the original 1st edition rulebook which describes them as "a penitent organization where constant hardship, deprivation and ardous work are part of an unrelenting devotional regime". The Codices point it out a few times as well, iirc.
@DharkDemonBlade they do, but you try going up against orks, eldar, chaos, deamons, dark eldar, tau, necrons and of course the f***ing tyranids. Shit happens.........
Ok, Ok, nothing to see here, just a couple of misguided housewives with too much suger in thier blood, get the fuck back in the kitchen and make meh dinner bitch!
@BridsonArts It should tell you something about the setting that the Sisters of Battle are also rather unambiguously on the side of "Good". When the Space Nazis are heroes, just how bad are your villains?
Its true... their cannoness was Selina Gaga. What you witness in this video are the sisters from the order of the Purging Face...Their holy battle chant: "Cant read my, cant read my, no they cant read my PURGING FACE! (we've got to love nobody).
@E419E419 Oh come on. Just because GW doesn't write as much wins into the books as it does for the other races it makes them an inferior force? Interestingly, this kind of attitude always comes from Marine fans.
And the Sisters still managed to purge the Rainbow Warriors Marine Chapter, by the way. :P
Anything in the Imperium is bent on killing anything that even looks remotely non-human. Not what i'd do. There's aliens out there like Eldar and Tau who respond far more easily to a friendly approach than guns. The Imperium should take a lesson or two from the Eldar. And worshipping a Dead Emperor and Technology.... Research, develop, not use the same tech you had 10.000 years ago.
The sister's are the number one threat to everyone. I believe everyone should team up and wipe them clean, purge them before they purge everyone. I'd rather the Nekrons win, and devoid everything of life than the Sisters to win. Think about it... Imagine Catholics ruling the world.... a nightmare.
My Spehs Marines wound never falter to there Sisters! Making such a accusion is Heresy! They are the pureset...as for Gaurdsmen it has been documented
@Dextarish wrong. Space Marines will falter. Just seeing a sister of battle would make them quiver and cover their loins. Not that they need it anymore.
BAH!!! the sisters of battle are the true heretics slaughtering innocent brothers and sisters of humanity, they and the pathetic emperor should be put to the flame, humanity must stand once again on its feet, without the pathetic and weak parent that is the emperor weighing us down, death to all that oppse humanity
I'm a Space Marine, I have a problem with my girlfriend who's in the Sisterhood, she always say I cheat on her and should be put to the torch. Could anyone help me?
Please warp mail me to volksrum_bloodraven@imperium.com
She seems like a bit of a bitch, to be honest. I would recommend you use the old 'I'm being shipped off to fight the 'Nids' excuse, and try and pick up one of those Eldar babes. If she catches on, pop a few bolts into her face, that should shut her up.
If you want to discuss it further, just shoot me some mail at: Korion@AlphaLegion.warp
@marshall9doom space marines all undergo a procedure where they have thier genitalia removed. She may just be pissed that she hasn't gotten any in a long time.
@marshall9doom well cheat on her with her bestfriend show her who is the battle brother. this has been The god emperor and i will be keeping you company on the night shift.
@DeathRaven000 what you just noticed that?!?! its obvious, I'm a devout catholic myself, and its a little disrespectful I thought at first, but then I found out that in truth its a VERY respectful tribute to holy Christendom!
@DJTRANCENDENCE respectful? religion in Warhammer is blindly following the orders of the maximum religion leader... religion in warhammer tries to mimic religion through the Dark Ages until 1860 where chatolic church ruled the world with fear using Inquisition.
It's a good thing times has changed.
but strangely Sisters of Battle are my favorite faction.
@championofgods OH shit dude, have you srsly been taking the cool aid from all these anti catholic liberal fucks for all your life? srsly you actually believe that revisionist history? its bullshit man, you need to find the truth, cause they are LYING to you! I used to believe that shit, I don't anymore, I was the most intense hater of that sort of thing, but I saw through the lies and you can too, The church is nothing like you think or learned from those jackasses in indoctrinating colleges
@DJTRANCENDENCE lol? so inquisition never happened? is that what you are saying? If you truly believe that then you are the blind one here. Its like saying that holocaust never happened... I am not saying that the church is evil... but it was evil... times changed for catholic church. I dont know what you learn at history lessons in USA but here they teach world story. Inquisition was no lie, it really happened, even Pope John Paul II asked for forgiveness for that...
@championofgods no the inquisition did absolutely happen. stop drawing your own conclusions from my words that NOT what I said, people always twist the truth. what I meant, for an example of one of the lies, the inquisition was a good and virtuous thing, (or it was originally was supposed to be) but before it even had a chance to begin evil and corrupt seculars got ahold of power and started giving the church a bad name.and no good catholic should EVER ask forgiveness for something that cont.
@championofgods cont. meant to be righteous and was corrupted, nor should a good catholic apologize for something he had every right to do, nor should he apologize for something that his ANCESTORS did!
@DJTRANCENDENCE so you are saying that the burning of people and Inquisition was a good thing...? damn... you have a dark soul, or none at all..
he didnt apolagized in his name or in name of his ancestors... he apolagized in Church's name, in a name of a organization... he did good to apolagize... it shows that Church has changed from those Dark Times and now its more open to other religions and cultures.
@championofgods the goal of the inquisition was NOT originally to burn people, it was originally a evangelical movement that was extremely organized, thats exactly what I'm talking about twisting my words.... and the church should never "change" and it hasn't, it simply got rid of all its corruption, it was never in a position where it needed to change.
@DJTRANCENDENCE was not to burn people but to "cleanse" the world of heretics... I dont see the difference, and I still say, if you think like that then I pity you.... If church never changed we would still be chasing witches... Organizations must change to keep up with the flow of time... there are many teachings in those times that are not preached anymore... (thankfully)
@championofgods I feel for you my friend, you are like so many being lied to.......I've done what I could, there's nothing more I can tell you that I haven't already, or you don't already know deep down, in your heart, in everyone's heart, I know these things you say you do not truly believe, I'll keep you in my prayers. these conversations and the realization of such an abundance of ignorance about the simplest things saddens me. don't bother responding cause I won't either if you do.
@DJTRANCENDENCE ignorance? I am not the one who believes that the world was created in seven days... I am not the one who believes that species popped out of thin air... I am not the one who ignores the past crimes of Church. Dont take me wrong, altough I am agnostic, I dont have nothing against the Church or any other religion. But I am against the past church and the Inquisition and its crimes... if you blind yourself in fairy tales you will never learn from the mistakes of past.
@championofgods I know i said I wouldn't do this but I have to, your hostility has made it necessary, I DON'T BELIEVE THOSE THINGS EITHER, YOU PEOPLE TAKE EVERYTHING SO LITERALLY, NOT ALL OF US ARE FUNDAMENTALISTS! yes, you are ignorant, you just proved it..........your christian stereotypes are OFFENSIVE! and I know I should not have responded, I feel weak, but If your so right why did you resort to insulting behavior? and don't say I did cause I called you BELIEFS ignorant, not you,
@DJTRANCENDENCE I just loled... now I am agressive... lol... but you too showed ignorance by saying that the Church never burned people and it never changed... And I said it did, and changing was a good thing... I respect All Religions, every one should believe in what they wish to believe... but to believe that the crimes were not made its just stupid, it is almost as saying holocaust never happened... it did and we must face those errors. I will not reply any further. Have Peace...
@DeathRaven000 Oh, in Imperium you can sign up in Imperail Guard after this... That doesn't mean what you wouldn't be shoot, but you can die like an hero in battle...
And... for me it looks more like Ortodox Church. For example, they have an two-headed eagle as a symbol of Imperium... And what REAL country has two-headed eagle as a symbol? Russia has!
The canoness is worse than Boreale. (god, she almost got on my nerves with her screaming) But I still prefer BOREALUM over this ending.
kriszium 5 days ago
Captain Thule needs a sammich
jwm1218 2 weeks ago
What the hell is wrong with the narrator?!
MrMoomington 3 weeks ago 3
@MrMoomington hes a gay with a fat dick in his ass lol all the videos sound well gay in dow 1 lol i always skip them lol
CRAZYPADDY2008 1 week ago
narrator:AND after the INCREdible MASS of battles the sisters of BAttle returned to their kitchENS.
Kriegerherz15 1 month ago 4
"chaos nearly devoured the entire planet!"
Me (a chaos marine) : om nom nom!
Dialgausingchillrend 1 month ago
If u can beat the chaos lord just by a canoness running at him...thats what I will do when im SoB and the enemy is chaos.
Dialgausingchillrend 1 month ago
FOR THE KITCHEN!
ixonixas 1 month ago 7
0:22 360 no-scope immolators
MrXXFatalisXX 2 months ago
VAGINAS!
LittleRata1 2 months ago
yay...............more nuns with guns
antirblack 2 months ago
Bolter Bitches!!!
MariusMulti84 2 months ago
Is it me or the narrator sounds like a huge faggot.
ChernovGitz 2 months ago
hi future nazies!
Sincity966996 2 months ago
if they r nuns they would not kill as it is against their 'religion' as they would belive that god or 'the emporer' would strike them down with lighting or send their enimies terrible plages.
tut tut tut...
SgtForge111 3 months ago
@SgtForge111 They believe they are the emperor's holy arm and that they basically ARE the 'plague' or 'lightning' sent to destroy all mutants, xenos, and heretics.
badarbiter 2 months ago
@SgtForge111 you obviously do not play Warhammer 4,000 tut tut tut...
GeneralSturnn 2 months ago
@SgtForge111 in the grimdark future of 40K Nuns carry guns and purge the heretics with fire and more fire. The Spanish Inquisition looks like a bunch of pansies in comparison to the Imperial Inquisition. The most basic and wimpy of foot soldier grunts are essentially innumerous copies of Rambo, Schwarzenegger, and Chuck Norris and even then still have to have the threat of a commisar's pistol ready to execute them to keep them fighting the sheer insanity the rest of the universe has against them
fallenvash 2 months ago
@fallenvash Chuck Norris is a pussy compared to the average Imperial Guardsman.
TriEdgeAI 1 month ago
@TriEdgeAI agreed, only problem is that i cant think of anyone else that is 'popular' enough to use as an example so i had to use Chuck Norris as an example. But I will hold that Rambo is an excellent example for at least the Catachan Jungle Fighters. I just realized something... Is there a force of guardsmen that hail from Fenris? For that matter, are there any special notable Guardsmen detachments that hail from any of the space marine homeworlds?
fallenvash 1 month ago
@fallenvash Not that i know of, although i know the System of Ultramar do maintain active gaurd regiments. (See Graham Mcneil's Ultramarines System) As in, they are actually shipped out and fight in active battlefields.
CommanderCody9986 1 week ago
Imperium "Crusade-pattern" condoms: "The Emperor Protects".
abcdoremon 3 months ago 63
@abcdoremon (approved by the Ordo Erecticus)
AzariahKyras 1 week ago
pretty sure i said it before but why is it whenever women are the dominant sex there always hyper aggressive and more brutal then the guys are?
GearShotgun 3 months ago
I think they pertrayed the Sisters abit badly in Soulstorm.
TheMEGANeloangelo 3 months ago
cant stand this army. imperial or not, these space nazis from hell just piss me off. the serve no purpose except to KILL THERE OWN FREAKING TEAM! oh there MAY be SOME on the planet. and even IF there is no corruption in any imperial units, lets still go all balls to the walls against every imperial regiment in the star system. that will please the Emperor when he awakes. "Oh yes master, we did kill of 3 warbands, but also 6 Imperial Guard regiments. oh well, such is the price of war, right sir?"
glenpiper11 3 months ago
@glenpiper11 between the word some and on...there should have been the word "taint"
glenpiper11 3 months ago
when the emperor awakes, the first thing he's gonna do is to disband those sister and send them back to the kitchen since he hates religion even the one that worships him.
IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY 3 months ago
@IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY he'll probably dismantle the ecclesiarchy and order a chapter to purge them
Angel9477 3 months ago
@Angel9477
Emperor is a kind ruler, he'll use a solution that can prevent much death from happening.
IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY 3 months ago
@IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY not.. really... the word bearers pre-heresey turned worlds to worship the emperor as a God. he had the worlds exterminated, im pretty sure when hese re-born. hese going to go ona imperium wide house cleaning project..
Angel9477 3 months ago
@Angel9477
Well yeah, it was his job to prevent religion to happen in humanity again because the age of strife so everyone has to die (empror = communist). And damn you Lorgar, you religious god ass kisser!
IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY 3 months ago
@IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY exactly :p hese gonna come back and clean house with the inquisition and the ecclesiarchy, (Purge them
Angel9477 3 months ago
@IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY Emperor? KIND?! Bullshit. Look at what happened with Magnus the Red and Prospero(Admittedly with some help from Horus) but still, The Emperor sent Custodes to assist with the destruction. What the Emperor will do with religion is simply decree that he is not a God and order a C&D. He cant afford to purge the Imperium at this point, cause Mankind can't spare the manpower and assets.
CommanderCody9986 1 week ago
@CommanderCody9986
what happen to Magnus was a misunderstanding. Big E was originally want Magnus come to Terra to settle this shit, but Horus being a dick tell Leman Russ go kick Magnus's and his legion's ass. Also for what you just said "Emperor? KIND?! Bullshit." is considering, A HERESY! *BLAM*
IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY 1 week ago
Sister Fucking Hood?
legostopmotions011 3 months ago
What happen if you teach a NUN/Sister on how to use a Flamethrower?
*This Video*
operationkilled 3 months ago
Fema-nazis circa 41st centuary
GearShotgun 4 months ago
Space pussy for everone!
SvitjodsWarrior 4 months ago 4
Since when does Chaos surrender peacefully to anyone??? The SOB ending made no sence with how everything was shown. Chaos is full of lunatics, psychotics, mass murderers, an men that would make the joker (ledger) look like a nice guy by comparison. Hell they would rather tear out their own entrails with spoons than surrender peacefully. Cyrus was right, Kaurava was a mistake...
Gyrannon 4 months ago 3
really.... first superhuman dudes who chainsaw pple in half, now theres girls who burn captives.
hmmmmmmmmm
why don't they do bunnys that shoot sparkley rainbows!!!!! and their grenades should be easter eggs!!!
come on that would be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO coo.
=)
SgtForge111 4 months ago
@SgtForge111 your kidding me right? other wise i have too shoot you!
deathwatch1980 4 months ago
When you think about it, the Sisters of Battle are just as equally strong as the Battle Brother Space Marines. It would have been better if these two factions were fighting side by side than against each other.
bossshun9 5 months ago
Sisters of faith and sisters of fate LOL=))
Brisingr2392 5 months ago
never fails to amuse me.. jsut goes to show the kind of person who plays warhammer/comments on you tube.
You'd think these commenters had never seen a girl before...
VIPHighlander 5 months ago
me in this star system with sisters of battle= me shooting every single bullet into the oppresive naziesh sisters of battle :)
Sincity966996 5 months ago
their fire comes from pure stove flame
PhilKenSebben110 5 months ago
yeah the blood ravens had been corrupted-their leader had become mentally retarded.
angrydead 5 months ago
such long and complicated words
AquarianWarKitten 5 months ago
A BUNCH OF LESBIAN SLUTS
gta1771 5 months ago 2
@gta1771 you do know that being a hommo is illegal in the Imperium by pain of Death, they see it as corruption from Slanessh (thats not spelt right)
avatus775544 5 months ago
lol I know their motto: KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Wootcata 5 months ago
god damn, these bitches are.........well bitches
doglucky04 5 months ago
(Batshit crazy) Nuns with guns.
themanclaw2 5 months ago
...The Sisters of Battle are not a separate race. They are essentially like female Space Marines, except with less potent genetic enhancements and a different ruling structure. The militant Adeptus Sororitas are the only army the Ecclesiasty (the church of the Emperor) is allowed to maintain after they tried to take over the Imperium once. The Ecclesiasty is about as fanatical, insane, cynical and corrupt as you'd expect the major church in the 40k 'verse to be.
dark7element 5 months ago
They need to hire a better voice actor...Goddamn.
jamusignoramus 5 months ago
@jamusignoramus I like him
ChaosCookieMonster 5 months ago
Are the sisters of war Part Of The Empire?
ODSTdude234 5 months ago
@ODSTdude234 yep, they are the Witch Hunters
Jacksoffalot22 5 months ago
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ODSTdude234 5 months ago
listin guys im a female that plays warhammer 40k, and this goes for all you guys that are sexist freks. the only reason you sex hate on the sisters is becuse we all know if you ever saw a naked female you would die by exploding from exsitmint. : p
baybuggy6 6 months ago 3
@baybuggy6 hey now dont be mean. =/
Sc0ttyz23 5 months ago
@baybuggy6 We hate then because their like 20X worse then nuns
sgtwok 5 months ago
man the most awesome faction in the whole 40K universe.
Its a bloody shame they arent in DoW2. The main reason i dont play it anymore.
We got ugly slimy tyranid crap, which do in no way fit into the DoW2 gameplay, just because of you dam internet, i hate you virgin 40k nerds.
Tirax13 6 months ago
@Tirax13 Your the one wanking off to the sister of battle....
S67Snail 6 months ago
@S67Snail
sure i do, there is nothing else in the whole 40k universe to wank off....
I bet you never even played dow2, tyranids are just horrible wrong in this game, its not even funny.
Tirax13 5 months ago
@Tirax13 Played it since release mate and still play it now. The nids are solid race, nothing wrong with them.
S67Snail 5 months ago
Bolter Bitches
E419E419 6 months ago
I'd actually like to see this ending made canon, if only because the Sisters never EVER win. Even the Grey Knights kill them wantonly. It'd be a nice change of pace.
Tleilaxu0 6 months ago
damn pyromanicas
Halosnake55 6 months ago
Pyromaniac battle nuns......
SuwinTzi 6 months ago 43
@SuwinTzi that's their "Bad Romance" for ya...
GuardianAngelBoy 3 months ago
I dont like the sisters of battle xD
MrLowgaz 6 months ago
@MrLowgaz YOU MAD?
DoomhammerHabbo 6 months ago
@DoomhammerHabbo nope..that's why i made an: xD smily
MrLowgaz 6 months ago
the reminds me of something i saw on Cracked.com
"5 nuns who could kick your ass"
GearShotgun 6 months ago
I don't understand the Sisters. How could they have pure and holy attacks and living saint? They're nothing but murderous zealots whose kill their own comrades for the slightest suspicion. They're even worse than the Word Bearers was. If the Emperor would have a spare thought beside the protection of humanity, I think he would kick them too. Lol, even Vance Stubbs is disgusted from them.
xxlCortez 7 months ago
a whole system of women who havent had sex in a long time. mmmmm.
BobThePokeMaster 7 months ago 5
@BobThePokeMaster ¨They are an army of Virgins.
Airganoth 7 months ago
@Airganoth even better.
BobThePokeMaster 7 months ago
@BobThePokeMaster I know. You could take the virginity of a whole army in the matter of weeks!!
Airganoth 6 months ago
@Airganoth weeks? im not that fast
BobThePokeMaster 6 months ago
@BobThePokeMaster The average for one is 5 mins
Airganoth 6 months ago
@Airganoth yeah, but i take longer, and you'd have to 'reload' in between. also, there are 4 planets full of them...
BobThePokeMaster 6 months ago
@TwilightTriEdge It's mentioned several times in canon, though, starting with their very first mentioning in the original 1st edition rulebook which describes them as "a penitent organization where constant hardship, deprivation and ardous work are part of an unrelenting devotional regime". The Codices point it out a few times as well, iirc.
Sinvey 7 months ago
Even in 40k there are feminazis :'(
SinDawg030 7 months ago
These bitches are crazy. They should all be nid food.
Andreazor 7 months ago
If you think about it, wouldn't all their periods be synched up? Once a month they channel their PMS-laden rage as a unit and wipe out a race or two.
00chicken101 7 months ago
Why aren't they in the kitchen? Making speesh mahrines sammiches?
VaragianPrince 8 months ago
@VaragianPrince Because once The Sisters start cooking, they are not stopping. Ever.
AnomalyINC 7 months ago
@VaragianPrince Because they make sammiches out of everything they kill anyway.
theguywhoannoysme 7 months ago
If The Emperor can do this to our girls, I don't even want to think of what the ruinous powers of Chaos could turn them into....
*Shudder*
SinerAthin 8 months ago
WHAT U DOING BTCHES GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!!!!
168anonymous 8 months ago
Do sombody knows if i can play soulstorm in windows 7?
tomisapeee 8 months ago
bad ending?
headcrab09 8 months ago
whats with the flamer spam?
ChiZRice 8 months ago
seriously, can't space marines, imperial guards, and sister of battle, team up and kick ass?
DharkDemonBlade 9 months ago 4
@DharkDemonBlade they do, but you try going up against orks, eldar, chaos, deamons, dark eldar, tau, necrons and of course the f***ing tyranids. Shit happens.........
murphydogz 8 months ago
The Alpha Legion needed Eliphas to say awsome quotes. This would have demoralized their enemies and chaos woulda won.
KillerFishStick1 9 months ago
Ok, Ok, nothing to see here, just a couple of misguided housewives with too much suger in thier blood, get the fuck back in the kitchen and make meh dinner bitch!
LordSabbo69 9 months ago
Damn catholics :)
SatyreIkon 10 months ago
The Sisters of Battle seem a little over enthusiastic about their jobs.
chroma42 10 months ago 3
sisters of battle = the 40K nazis. So oppressive...
ork: I just dropped my chocolate wrapper on the floor.
Sister of battle: TO THE FLAME! BURN! BURN!
BridsonArts 10 months ago 80
@BridsonArts he doesn't even need to drop the chocolate wrapper they are just going to burn him because he's an ork
tikiux5 6 months ago
@BridsonArts thats called the millitary arm of the Ordo Hereticus of the Inquisiton
leriko777 5 months ago
@BridsonArts to be honest the situation for humanity does require that such measures be taken.
avatus775544 5 months ago
@BridsonArts It should tell you something about the setting that the Sisters of Battle are also rather unambiguously on the side of "Good". When the Space Nazis are heroes, just how bad are your villains?
Axelgear2006 4 months ago
Who fucks these "sisters" to maintain their armies???
FallenAndRised 11 months ago 58
@FallenAndRised "Holy" Peeps.
TheRealRealFlippy 11 months ago
@FallenAndRised probaly the Fictional Bolshevik women's Battalion army. :)
ArmorTalons310 10 months ago
@FallenAndRised Guardsmen do ofc...what do you think i use them for? Shooting las-guns? i think not!
TheHazmate 7 months ago
@FallenAndRised They keep breeders putting down any males born
ForgottenRaven 6 months ago
@FallenAndRised I would say.. Slaanesh, he would be the only one perv.....*cough* i mean brave enough to do so.
kinosaga21 6 months ago
@FallenAndRised i think they clone themselves.
And their leader is Lady Gaga.
nahuel227 6 months ago 56
@nahuel227
Its true... their cannoness was Selina Gaga. What you witness in this video are the sisters from the order of the Purging Face...Their holy battle chant: "Cant read my, cant read my, no they cant read my PURGING FACE! (we've got to love nobody).
jliu2003 4 months ago 19
@nahuel227 Nah...If there was a Chaos version of the sisters of battle... Lady Gaga would be their leader.... =_=
konoha92hero 2 months ago
@konoha92hero Daemonettes
TriEdgeAI 1 month ago
@FallenAndRised Lesbian?
Mentato07 5 months ago
@FallenAndRised Orks? they both like war a lot.
abc114able 5 months ago
@FallenAndRised
Sisters are recruited from orphanages throughout the Imperium. They're orphans whose parents had died in service to the Emperor.
Zeredek 5 months ago
@FallenAndRised If I had the opportunity... meh, I'd take a crack at it. Not everyday you get to screw a nun with a gun.
Farscryer0 5 months ago 3
@FallenAndRised Space marines :)
Hellride91 5 months ago
@FallenAndRised well their made out of grils that have been found not to have a family.
avatus775544 5 months ago
Sisters of battle is like hitler...
ixonixas 11 months ago
@ixonixas Godwins law
Jesterzero138 10 months ago
Sister Of Battle fuck off please
They never win any battle to other races.
If Space Marahhhrine didn't win kaurava
that wouldn't be Sister of battle
E419E419 11 months ago
@E419E419 Oh come on. Just because GW doesn't write as much wins into the books as it does for the other races it makes them an inferior force? Interestingly, this kind of attitude always comes from Marine fans.
And the Sisters still managed to purge the Rainbow Warriors Marine Chapter, by the way. :P
Sinvey 11 months ago
@Sinvey
I only like SOB when they defeat by Dark Eldar.
E419E419 11 months ago
lmfao deathraven made the best comment
RagerRagerRagerRager 11 months ago
The sisters remind me of crazy christian or jewish people
ace1000ify 11 months ago
Anything in the Imperium is bent on killing anything that even looks remotely non-human. Not what i'd do. There's aliens out there like Eldar and Tau who respond far more easily to a friendly approach than guns. The Imperium should take a lesson or two from the Eldar. And worshipping a Dead Emperor and Technology.... Research, develop, not use the same tech you had 10.000 years ago.
KaralynAD 11 months ago
@KaralynAD hes not quite dead yet, but rather close
Friendguystarcraft 11 months ago
They are just in need of sex
Avrura 11 months ago
So this is what happens to nuns in the future....
DarkLocustSlayer 11 months ago
The sister's are the number one threat to everyone. I believe everyone should team up and wipe them clean, purge them before they purge everyone. I'd rather the Nekrons win, and devoid everything of life than the Sisters to win. Think about it... Imagine Catholics ruling the world.... a nightmare.
Makes the Chaos look like Angels.
Tighen31305 11 months ago
the sister of batle are lesbians and sadics
cazanova827 11 months ago
My Spehs Marines wound never falter to there Sisters! Making such a accusion is Heresy! They are the pureset...as for Gaurdsmen it has been documented
Dextarish 1 year ago
@Dextarish wrong. Space Marines will falter. Just seeing a sister of battle would make them quiver and cover their loins. Not that they need it anymore.
Jadandlud 11 months ago
How the hell they reproduce themselves? :D
Sufffrimiento 1 year ago
@Sufffrimiento Sisters of Battle are allowed to fall in love and have families. Pray you aren't chosen to be their husband.
Jadandlud 11 months ago
@Jadandlud LOL.
Sufffrimiento 11 months ago
BAH!!! the sisters of battle are the true heretics slaughtering innocent brothers and sisters of humanity, they and the pathetic emperor should be put to the flame, humanity must stand once again on its feet, without the pathetic and weak parent that is the emperor weighing us down, death to all that oppse humanity
DeathSithe92 1 year ago
thank god that origaly imperial guard wins!
2misterA 1 year ago
@2misterA cannot agree more...well a little bit im dark eldar but i dont like the sisters!
TheChosen1337 1 year ago
0:24 KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Spartan0072 1 year ago
I'm a Space Marine, I have a problem with my girlfriend who's in the Sisterhood, she always say I cheat on her and should be put to the torch. Could anyone help me?
Please warp mail me to volksrum_bloodraven@imperium.com
marshall9doom 1 year ago 112
@marshall9doom first send me a dreadnought, then i'll see what i can do
dbzfreak12321 1 year ago
@marshall9doom dude take off the armour and give her some impaling, and lets see if she still talks about the torch....
Kaisertoji 1 year ago 3
@Kaisertoji
Go back to your MEHTAL BAWKSES!
malavos 1 year ago
@marshall9doom
That's cute! ROFLMAO
malavos 1 year ago
@marshall9doom as a space marine how do you get laid...seeing as you have no penis?
LoveNoteProjects 10 months ago
@marshall9doom I think i have found what you have done to cause this. HERESY!
firelord699 9 months ago
@marshall9doom
She seems like a bit of a bitch, to be honest. I would recommend you use the old 'I'm being shipped off to fight the 'Nids' excuse, and try and pick up one of those Eldar babes. If she catches on, pop a few bolts into her face, that should shut her up.
If you want to discuss it further, just shoot me some mail at: Korion@AlphaLegion.warp
WooopDaShooop 8 months ago
@marshall9doom space marines all undergo a procedure where they have thier genitalia removed. She may just be pissed that she hasn't gotten any in a long time.
Kravockian 8 months ago
@marshall9doom Greetings Brother, send her over to the Eye of Terror. Our excellent Chaos Brothers will fix her in no time!!!
Regards,
Champion of Slannesh
Emperor's Children
deathcoy 8 months ago
@marshall9doom well cheat on her with her bestfriend show her who is the battle brother. this has been The god emperor and i will be keeping you company on the night shift.
lordrevan571 8 months ago
Anyone else notice how the religion of the imperium is strangely similar to that of today's Catholic Church?
Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRL, AND I LIKED IT...
SoB/Catholic Church: SIN! SIN! PURGE IT IN HOLY FIRE!
Katy Perry: Oh shi-
DeathRaven000 1 year ago 70
@DeathRaven000
pfffffffffffffft...............rofl!! good one!
ToshitheWolf 11 months ago
@DeathRaven000
The Imperial Cult is Catholicism on STEROIDS, dude. Who else has nuns equipped with flamethrowers instead of rulers?
Kemonokami 11 months ago
@DeathRaven000 what you just noticed that?!?! its obvious, I'm a devout catholic myself, and its a little disrespectful I thought at first, but then I found out that in truth its a VERY respectful tribute to holy Christendom!
(I love talking like that! :P)
DJTRANCENDENCE 11 months ago
@DJTRANCENDENCE respectful? religion in Warhammer is blindly following the orders of the maximum religion leader... religion in warhammer tries to mimic religion through the Dark Ages until 1860 where chatolic church ruled the world with fear using Inquisition.
It's a good thing times has changed.
but strangely Sisters of Battle are my favorite faction.
championofgods 11 months ago
@championofgods OH shit dude, have you srsly been taking the cool aid from all these anti catholic liberal fucks for all your life? srsly you actually believe that revisionist history? its bullshit man, you need to find the truth, cause they are LYING to you! I used to believe that shit, I don't anymore, I was the most intense hater of that sort of thing, but I saw through the lies and you can too, The church is nothing like you think or learned from those jackasses in indoctrinating colleges
DJTRANCENDENCE 11 months ago
@DJTRANCENDENCE lol? so inquisition never happened? is that what you are saying? If you truly believe that then you are the blind one here. Its like saying that holocaust never happened... I am not saying that the church is evil... but it was evil... times changed for catholic church. I dont know what you learn at history lessons in USA but here they teach world story. Inquisition was no lie, it really happened, even Pope John Paul II asked for forgiveness for that...
championofgods 11 months ago
@championofgods no the inquisition did absolutely happen. stop drawing your own conclusions from my words that NOT what I said, people always twist the truth. what I meant, for an example of one of the lies, the inquisition was a good and virtuous thing, (or it was originally was supposed to be) but before it even had a chance to begin evil and corrupt seculars got ahold of power and started giving the church a bad name.and no good catholic should EVER ask forgiveness for something that cont.
DJTRANCENDENCE 11 months ago
@championofgods cont. meant to be righteous and was corrupted, nor should a good catholic apologize for something he had every right to do, nor should he apologize for something that his ANCESTORS did!
DJTRANCENDENCE 11 months ago
@DJTRANCENDENCE so you are saying that the burning of people and Inquisition was a good thing...? damn... you have a dark soul, or none at all..
he didnt apolagized in his name or in name of his ancestors... he apolagized in Church's name, in a name of a organization... he did good to apolagize... it shows that Church has changed from those Dark Times and now its more open to other religions and cultures.
championofgods 11 months ago
@championofgods the goal of the inquisition was NOT originally to burn people, it was originally a evangelical movement that was extremely organized, thats exactly what I'm talking about twisting my words.... and the church should never "change" and it hasn't, it simply got rid of all its corruption, it was never in a position where it needed to change.
DJTRANCENDENCE 11 months ago
@DJTRANCENDENCE was not to burn people but to "cleanse" the world of heretics... I dont see the difference, and I still say, if you think like that then I pity you.... If church never changed we would still be chasing witches... Organizations must change to keep up with the flow of time... there are many teachings in those times that are not preached anymore... (thankfully)
championofgods 11 months ago
@championofgods I feel for you my friend, you are like so many being lied to.......I've done what I could, there's nothing more I can tell you that I haven't already, or you don't already know deep down, in your heart, in everyone's heart, I know these things you say you do not truly believe, I'll keep you in my prayers. these conversations and the realization of such an abundance of ignorance about the simplest things saddens me. don't bother responding cause I won't either if you do.
DJTRANCENDENCE 11 months ago
@DJTRANCENDENCE ignorance? I am not the one who believes that the world was created in seven days... I am not the one who believes that species popped out of thin air... I am not the one who ignores the past crimes of Church. Dont take me wrong, altough I am agnostic, I dont have nothing against the Church or any other religion. But I am against the past church and the Inquisition and its crimes... if you blind yourself in fairy tales you will never learn from the mistakes of past.
championofgods 11 months ago
@championofgods I know i said I wouldn't do this but I have to, your hostility has made it necessary, I DON'T BELIEVE THOSE THINGS EITHER, YOU PEOPLE TAKE EVERYTHING SO LITERALLY, NOT ALL OF US ARE FUNDAMENTALISTS! yes, you are ignorant, you just proved it..........your christian stereotypes are OFFENSIVE! and I know I should not have responded, I feel weak, but If your so right why did you resort to insulting behavior? and don't say I did cause I called you BELIEFS ignorant, not you,
DJTRANCENDENCE 11 months ago
@DJTRANCENDENCE I just loled... now I am agressive... lol... but you too showed ignorance by saying that the Church never burned people and it never changed... And I said it did, and changing was a good thing... I respect All Religions, every one should believe in what they wish to believe... but to believe that the crimes were not made its just stupid, it is almost as saying holocaust never happened... it did and we must face those errors. I will not reply any further. Have Peace...
championofgods 11 months ago
@DeathRaven000 Oh, in Imperium you can sign up in Imperail Guard after this... That doesn't mean what you wouldn't be shoot, but you can die like an hero in battle...
And... for me it looks more like Ortodox Church. For example, they have an two-headed eagle as a symbol of Imperium... And what REAL country has two-headed eagle as a symbol? Russia has!
BraUnY74 11 months ago
@DeathRaven000 well if catholic's turn like this in war lol im going to join up lol
lordmacargge 11 months ago
@DeathRaven000 i can bring links with nazie's russians and the chruch if were talking aBOUT the imperium .,..
ricardo15301 11 months ago
@DeathRaven000 Should that mean that, compared to a few centires ago, we didn't get that much far away?
Scarletraven87 10 months ago