Nathan Plays: Portal 2 - Nathan vs. iJustine

[ailst]

Obviously there is no worse mental handicap than being female. :x

[luketheduke1993]

AHAH. TAKE THAT JUSTINE YOU DUMB BITCH.

[jjboyjason]

Nathans IQ= over 9000 IJustines IQ= 1

[ItzFrostee]

We already know iJustine is the world worst gamer ever

[ShinChan56798]

We all know ijustine is a idiot ;P

[Jabikz]

We all knew iJustine was an idiot though.

[Alboskiem]

Haha pure awesome

[MahvelFan3]

@Insubordinate90

That needed clarification? 

[whiteboie79]

OH MY GOD I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

[TheHamidon]

iJustine has a lot more water sloshing around in that head of hers than Nathan does.

[slackingstacker]

@TheHamidon u jelly

[sufferingminotaur]

most people know ijustine is staged and she probably even thinks she is clever, too. problem is, she is taking the piss out of video games and deserves to be send back into the kitchen. we can't physically do that, but we can make fun of her instead of giving her the attention she seeks.

[MindlessMaiki]

@sufferingminotaur Stop giving her the benefit of the doubt.

I legit think she's that stupid.

[teckirCdroL]

@sufferingminotaur She's too fucking retarded to know the difference between positive and negative attention

[elizalib]

@teckirCdroL Your kidding right? I don't care for IJustine but everyone is being sexist to her. Also your using the R word on Nathan's video? That's just terrible, people like you don't deserve an opinion

[teckirCdroL]

@elizalib No, people like YOU don't deserve opinions.

[Saif6301]

@elizalib Yeah cause they used the word to make fun of her not the kid. Oh wait you actually think hes being offensive to him. Also I know women who play video games well, the whole problem stems from ijustine saying shes a girl gamer when she cant even get past the simplest problem. It's like your trying to defend a man who cant do simple math when a disabled man can do it in 1/5th the time. Oh but wait, I didn't say woman so I guess it's not sexism right? Or are you just kidding?

[doggahuskhusk]

Nathan should present the retard award to iJustine

[zeebra901]

Nathan is possibly the best Autistic Gamer ever

[Miniek80]

@zeebra901 Nathan has got down syndrome, not autisim you retard..

[zeebra901]

@Miniek80 I was told he was autistic -_-

[oskArtist]

@zeebra901 It's Down's Syndrome, not Autism.

[Miniek80]

@zeebra901 Never trust anyone.

[T3CHH4WK5]

iJustine was probably joking....she's a comedian you guys! And we all know she goes pretty extreme with her jokes!

*facepalm*

[T3CHH4WK5]

@sufferingminotaur Looool xD but shes funny most of the time

[dysrexia]

@T3CHH4WK5

She isn't funny ever. Grow a pair and stop laughing at every shit joke told by girls on the internet. 

[newyoikmabsta]

@T3CHH4WK5

Okay...

Could you link me to some videos she's "funny" in?

Because every time I try a different video of hers, All her humor seems forced and stupid.

[theironpaw]

you the Man nathan!

[clckwrk714714]

Nathan you are the man!

[kevinlovecars]

@albiloomu THIS DOESNT WORK!!!!!!

[javier7high]

He is a male... nuff said.

[TheRetroZombie]

@javier7high Don't be sexist. I've actually seen some female players ingame that are pretty good.

[studmuffffffin]

@TheRetroZombie Males actually have higher spacial learning than females, so they would be better at Portal.

[javier7high]

@TheRetroZombie yeah me too... they are preety rare.

[MrAMcD]

Love the laugh as you realise he's just conquered the level...

[TehDevl]

Go Nathan!

[perfectgyroscope]

You go Nathan, you're the man!

[mattage991]

lets hope she plans on planking somewhere very high up and falls off.

[fudman02]

Nathan, the peoples champ

[Th3Pir4te]

So good

[ut2k4wikichici]

iJustine should have never gone full retard.

[619intheface]

Id rather watch Nathan anyday than that ijustine 'OH IM A GIRL AND I PLAY VIDEO GAMES' shit.

[DrAtyidae]

@Insubordinate90 Gasp!

[EurekaSeventy]

i only liked ijustine on her 24/7 webcast days...jtv has disappointing me

[Sauson995]

iJustine is the fuckin' worst. Not just at Portal, life in general.

[Sniffy066]

...how the hell does it take someone 5 minutes?

[AaronAMVs]

Is that a fucking joke?

[FmMan33]

This is the reason I'm really very tempted to unsubscribe from Ijustine... Sure she may be doing it for entertainment, but sometimes I honestly think she's totally fucking stupid...

[cptnwcky]

Well, what more would you expect from a girly-girl macfag? 

[DemanRisu]

@cptnwcky Hey c'mon, not all of us macfags are drooling Apple fanboys.

[4DEFE]

Uh....everyone knows that iJustine does it for show right? She's a huge attentio- nevermind...

[homeyG75]

@4DEFE I know that, but I doubt she would have done it any faster :P

[slipknotjake]

iJustine should be banned from the internet. What good is she?

[rougeblue]

@slipknotjake A baseline? 

[bamsebomsen]

Who the fuck is iJustine and why should I care?

[gaurdienshadow]

@bamsebomsen An idiot, and you really shouldn't. 

[TALIFAGakaYotsuba]

This guy is a legend. Keep posting this stuff dude!

[disgustipate26]

Okay this kid is awesome. Seriously, you rock dude.

[XenophobicAirport]

Calling Nathan vs. iJustine a "Competition" is a bit of a stretch, isn't it?

[DonKaranIsBack]

are you sure you didnt help him out? it took my cousin about 40 seconds and he has an iq of 127

[forgottenchao]

@DonKaranIsBack

doesn't matter about your IQ, it depends on how fast to comprehend where you have to go, and where you can shoot portals. white walls all around the exit = you can put a portal there and leave.

[DonKaranIsBack]

@forgottenchao so he was told about the white walls? because portal 2 was my cousin's first time playing a portal game and i didnt tell him anything :)

[forgottenchao]

@DonKaranIsBack he probably didnt need to be told about the white walls, since he was shooting everything around him. you can deduct from there. portal's an easy, fun game all around that isn't too hard to solve

[DonKaranIsBack]

@forgottenchao appearently ijustine is having troubles with portal 2 XD

[forgottenchao]

@DonKaranIsBack agreed...

[sheepnote]

@DonKaranIsBack I'm in the low 130s and it took me seconds, literally.

[DonKaranIsBack]

@sheepnote depends, it was my cousins first time playing portal and i didnt tell him how to play.. it took me few seconds aswell... i didnt have to think about it

[Hammerman24]

So, IJustine has, like, super retardation?

[MsBickle76]

ijustine has super down

[Zeredek]

@Insubordinate90

No shit, Sherlock.

[Mazzin1k]

God bless you.

[NowandLaterINC]

i REALLY love you for making this video<333333

[25Drouse]

Nathan Confirmed for Professor Layton 

[olllj]

this comparison is awesome.

[Lsaz17]

Is funny because I dont understand what the fuck is happening in this video because I dont play portal.

[MyFakeman]

@Lsaz17 It's one of the first puzzles in Portal 2, and it's easy. VERY easy. If you go to iJustines channel she has an episode where she tries to complete this level. For 5 minutes and 23 seconds. This 15 year old child with down-syndrome completed it in 5 minutes less.

[MOUPIMOUPI]

@Lsaz17 ...How fucking hard is it? Go through one portal and you come out of the other. You have to enter one like once to understand how they work.

I guess the fact that you can't comprehend something THIS easy is hilarious, though.

[GamerPlayerGuy13]

I love you.

[hapt1K]

epic

[MissGirlFactor]

Nathan, you're the last hope for humanity.

iJustine is a fucking idiot.

[travelfreak12]

Nathan, you're a great kid.

[MrAdnan252]

That woman is an embarrassment to female gamers.

[skulljoint]

I wanted fucking kill someone when i saw that ijustine video.

All she does is say: WHAT DO I DO!!!!??

And fucking screams it through the microphone.

Fuck her...just fuck that bitch.

Im glad toby never dated her.

[TheIceOrb]

I'd say something about iJustine being retarded but I don't want to insult Nathan.

[dragster178]

@TheIceOrb KAZOOOO

[SANNAFABICH]

This is retarded

[jkejke]

Perfect. Just perfect.

[HumorisLogical]

That chamber took me so long. First i thought I was supposed to go back through the window, then I realized I needed to go through the chamber, but I kept getting turned around and went the wrong way a bunch of times. Not my greatest portal moment.

[Cbham100]

@HumorisLogical So you are really saying that your a console player and are as stupid as the rest of them? *flame suite equipped*

[TheCertifiedDerp]

@Cbham100 Are you really saying you're a PC gamer acting like a 5 year old like the rest of them? I can play the douche card too. :P

[HumorisLogical]

@Cbham100 Actually, I'm a PC player, and I'm really experienced. at Portal (Speedrun time for first game is somewhere around 30 minutes, and I have the Aperture Science achievement in Portal 1) I'm just really, really, *italics* really bad at keeping my direction.

[DY357LX]

Congrats! Keep playing, it's a great game!

[FoxyMark]

<3

[unibod]

Nice Job!

[LazySmi]

lol nice one :)

[douchestubbler]

GO NATHAN! Liked and subscribed.