Calorie Mate - The Verdict

[ZaneHitsurugi]

BIG BOSS IS DISAPPOINTED, YOU CANT HOLD YOUR CALORIE MAAAAATE

[Grady01]

Not even sure how I got here... like the accents though.

[Dr34am3r]

Ah~!  They look like the shortbread you can buy in packets! Texture like that? c:

I miss flake~ I had flake in England... now I want flake and not Calorie Mate~ :3

[Rotarydragon]

I Googled Calorie Mate out of randomness & I'm happy its real, I want some, all flavors. I would consider living on it while searching for my new favorite foods when I visit japan. I want some now though.

So I'm not the only 1 that likes banana flavored & banana products, but don't like the raw fruit. Banana taffy, muffins, drinks, nearly whatever, but the straightup unprocessed fruit, no. If I ignore taste & focus on texture, it makes me think what it would be like to chew terds....sorry.

[Rotarydragon]

I like MGS3. Playing the Essential Collection in chronological order, I hope they rerelease the whole series with great graphics, great shared controls, & free moving camera like in mgs3. The major thing about 3 to me is the free moving camera, now I can look wherever & move at the same time, instead of moving like a tiger beatle, but I changed the camera to "normal" to get ready for MGS1 & 2. Saw a trailer for METAL GEAR RISING, seems so different, I hope Hideo didn't ruin what we like...

[urnotsosexy46]

Any woman who enjoys Metal Gear is a good woman in my book.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

if snake say its excelent, then it must tate as a god taste

[filipinowhiteboy]

@xXxMartin96xXx It's not. Trust me it's not. You wanna know what it tastes like? try eating cardboard. It's the same equivelint

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@filipinowhiteboy

..... does it taste like metal?

[filipinowhiteboy]

@xXxMartin96xXx Metal!? No! I said it tastes like cardboard. But in all seriousness, Calorie Mate has no taste. It's just an energy suppliment block. Even my japanese teacher (who is japanese btw) said it wasn't a snack worth eating. Even though it comes different flavors, the block it's self doesn't have any flavor. It's just colored to give the appearence of having that flavor. Calorie mate is just another gimmic for those paranoid about dieting. False advertising at it's finest.

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@filipinowhiteboy

it tastes like cardboard?

THAT'S WHY NAKED SNAKE LOVE IT!

nah....i cant say nothing if i dont try it

[filipinowhiteboy]

@xXxMartin96xXx yeah hehe! To be honest, I was kinda dissapointed too. When I first saw it in a store in Osaka, I was like "OMG, MGS3 food! I can't wait to try this!" Man, was I fooled. They also had Regain in almost every convinience store. You know, that energy drink that was in MGS4? I didn't get a chance to try it though so I don't know how it tastes

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@filipinowhiteboy

did you go to osaka? D: i want to learn japanese.......cuz hentai :3 but that's how they make advices on japan, pick up some shit, put the advice on a game or something very famous

???

profit -.-

on argentina the publicity works better :D

[filipinowhiteboy]

Chocolaty!? It doesn't taste like chocolate. Infact, it doesn't taste like anything. accept maybe dog biscuits and would know that, because once upon a time, I was a brainless 5 year old

[sora9139]

You should of edited a little HUD in the corner and when you had eaten it, your stamina bars went up, along with, " I want some more!"

[Vernon682]

Enjoy!!! (man I luv metal gear) u do 2!? OH THANK GOD!!!!!

[shichan]

the blood of your enemies....gotta go find some enemies.

[lokalllize]

where did you guys buy this from 

[lokalllize]

will you show us your asshole

[macmelmorgan]

So they're simply chocolate flavoured shortbreads? what a letdown. So Holly are you already taken?

[perfectgamer21]

its weird but when jess said she felt like she should be wearing a bandana while eating it made me want to buy some calorie mates and eat them with a camo bandana on

[Akuseru333]

what fucking biscuit!?

[Rawrgoaway]

Now you just need to hunt down a Tsuchinko snake and give that a try. Maybe with a bottle of Regain and a Ration... with Cigarettes equipped.

[migle235]

British women and accents are fucking ugly and putrid. Next time, please use a voice changer and plastic bags.

[TheRunningComedian]

MGS are the greatest games ever.

[GraiyaOfficalSite]

チョコレートだね！

ダイエットにもいいんだよ！

チャーミングな２人の感想、日本人としてもうれしいよ！

後、ドリンク＆ゼリーがあるから試してみてね！



[WaruiKoohii]

You're supposed to have them with water. A bite, a drink. If you don't have water with them, they don't taste that great, but the taste is pretty good with water.

[kirbthe7]

hay if snake likes it hell ill try it

[Chyaku]

Did you riek it?

[RufusShinra]

I let Kojima sign a CalarioMate package at Games Com 2009 in germany. He was certainly amused xD

[Drakos9]

and that was the first step to turn into lesbians

[Barrono69]

Pleasant sounding English girls who post fan-wank about my favorite video game series?

Well shit, I'm impressed. +10 Internets.

[YouSmellLikeACat]

Jess is kinda hot. Does she have a man?

[Fireholly99]

@YouSmellLikeACat Nah. A girl.

[ThePoliceComedyShow]

@Fireholly99 so she lesbian?

[Bloodyidit]

@Fireholly99

be very careful where you say that.

guys go batshit crazy if you do.

speaking of going batshit crazy over that, as i am a man i must go take my pills.

XD

[RedStaryPuu]

@Fireholly99 tehe XD

[qiman2]

@Fireholly99

pics or it didn't happen.

[TwoDizzle]

The blonde one is well fit!

[Viscupelo]

...women eating the manliest snack in the world?

...oh god, have you grown moustaches? Chest hair?

...OH GOD HAVE YOU GROWN CHEST HAIR?!

[Fireholly99]

@Viscupelo Other than a couple of boob hairs, nope.

[DogiTheWallcrusher]

@Fireholly99 Need pics of the boob hairs as proof

[HIFUGERS]

I like these two, they funny

[Chyaku]

Snake eats it, therefore it isn't disgusting.

Next up, Raw Snakes - The Verdict.

[wangster7247]

GEE GEE BABY

[yellowpieman]

where did u guys buy it and how much does it cost

[andeh22]

METAL GEAR SOLID FAN GIRLS FTW!!!!!!!

[iamemod]

lol, how much i love this.

Get david hayter to sign your calorie mates.

He got rid of a million of his boxes....

[ultimatehero65]

Nom... I want some more!

[pfizer]

"Biscuit stick of death!"

"Actually this is YUMMY!"

lol XD

[legorocks3]

Metal gear solid 3!

[WhiteLycanXII]

Who cares how hot you guys are in real life...

You're funny!

[WhiteLycanXII]

*Gals -fix'd. >_>;

[Liquidcoat17]

That's DAMN good!

[theonlycheesedog]

Awesome video, i'm gonna try this stuff out, the maple syrup and fruit flavours, oh yea and ill have to dress up in my mgs3 naked snake outfit for it :D

[chrisnorth27]

the fruit is the best

[Splazz]

"the fruit is the best"

Philistine.

[WarhawkDrier]

Aw, you should've quoted Snake. "It was unbelieveably tasty!" :P

I can't seem to find Calorie Mate anywhere here, though (Here being in Canada).

[kingramizo]

I've some of mine at a Japanese store for 2.99 American dollars

[kingramizo]

i mean found lol :P

[sourfin]

girls trying to hype their sexual appeal...thats a first

[LieutenantProduction]

calorie mates are really good, my fav is the black potato lol. but if your new to the whole MRE/calorie mate scene you should start with the sweet stuff.

[LordMauri90]

wow you are Hot! lol sorry

[CaseyScottCoen]

Oh my God I want some 8D

If I can buy a Sweet Snake Set I can buy Calorie Mate <3

[Piny]

maaaaaan I was hoping that it tasting horrible, specially when you are taking the first bite and practically loling.

By the way, is it just me or having a bunch of dudes all over you two just because you just happens to be girls in the coments is grossly creepy? lol, of course it should be expected because ~girls don't play vidjagaems~

[Fireholly99]

I think it's just hilarious, personally. Seriously, people wonder why GRRRRL GAMERS exist when a couple of women can post a picture of themselves on YouTube eating a biscuit and get people telling them their cock lengths.

Also, I was hoping it tasted horrible, too. That's why I made the vid.

[kingramizo]

haha ya i know

alot of gamers dont get out much lol

but i havent found any girl gamers in real life so i guess thats another reason..

[Smurfman256]

@Fireholly99 "biscut"? as in what we in the US call a "cookie"?

[EMike07]

Ugh yes thank you

Youtube is such a pit :(

[After4th]

The fruit flavor is good.

The letters should be in green.

lol that this product exists in the the 1964 which it doesn't.

[SpartanOnFire]

Ugh that's disgusting.

[crazyrockman]

Naked Snake?! THAT'S BIG BOSS TO YOU! Anyway I was kinda hoping you guys would find it disgusting. Funny video and I love your accents.

[theindonesian2008]

"how the hell do i open it??"

lol

[qawsede]

"I feel like I should be wearing a bandanna while I eat it."

One of the funniest things I've ever heard on youtube. You girls are the stuff :)

[crazypunk22]

ThIs Is My ClAnS NaMe ThE CalOrIe MaTe FrOm MeTaL gEaR oNlInE

[Fireholly99]

Er, what?

[nationale]

I find it hilarious that the girl on the right starts eating the second bar.

[DaftBrian]

I bought it for 3 dollars on eBay.

[AnthoFlex]

"much hotter in real life" ?

I dunno about that, both of you are pretty damn cute already ; )

[MiyokoLovesPie]

There should be calorie mates in nearby asian markets.

Just found mine today 8D

[Oosanbashi]

Good video, haha

[PennyRoyaleTea]

I farted at the end.

[lololololol18pk]

Women who like Metal Gear?

I find you attractive.

[Schultz98]

yeah that does make girls alot more attractive if they play/enjoy metal gear solid.

[lololololol18pk]

'Alot' is not a word.

[Schultz98]

lets see.... do I give a fuck? lol go teach english class nancy boy.

[lololololol18pk]

I find it funny that you're 29 and still can't spell.

[Zeina107]

thats damn good

I want some more

[eam12]

I live in Chicago so How can I get Calorie mate??

[hikari6625]

order it from japan

[Cylana]

I tried the cheese one. I thought it was horrible. The chocolate might be better. :)

[nintendo362]

nice.. hot girls that know about mgs. my nerdy aspect of me is getting horney. lol

[hooligan63]

suis-je le seul français qui rêve d'en manger? ça a l'air délicieux!!! arfff sacré Snake qui m'a donné envie d'y gouter!

[Francisco450]

funny and cool 5/5

[ChikikyoKONAMI]

I have to try the Calorie Mate Block.

There is also a Calorie Mate Drink as well.

[Kylenator]

the calorie mate drink isnt too good.

[EcKoWR]

since i saw this product in MGS3 i would love to try it.

[picklemnstr11]

they taste great to me anyway yes you must try it

[zeekee]

me too dude. mee too

[makemefly123]

i bought the same chocolate flavor calorie mate on ebay. its amazingly good, i have no idea what the hell the girl on the left is talking about. as snake would say... "thats damn good!!" lol

[Kylenator]

i want more!

[NeoShinobiX]

Snake "Mmm aaaah...pretty tasty!"

[NeoShinobiX]

Snake "Mmm aaaah...pretty tasty!"

[yetismasher]

hahah were much hotter in real life.

hahaha, i love how thats the description, you 2 are a riot.

[Jesse12489]

Hot girls

[dysthymia7]

Those are are better than the original ones. The originals were HORRIBLE! So far i know there are cheese, chocolate, and original.

Apropos, both of you are very pretty. Sorry, the thought just crossed my mind.

[Ido013]

Never heard of "originals" flavor. Actually the only flavor of the CalorieMate Block were Chocolate, Potato, Cheesecake, Fruit and Vegetable...

[dysthymia7]

i think the cheesecake was the one i meant then.

[Ido013]

yes I see, btw I'd agree to say that fruit's flavor is horrible XD there's even some orange peelings pieces in it XD I still havent gotten my hands on the Vegetable flavor...

[Tomoko4004]

Where do you find the commercials with Naked Snake eating a Calorie Mate?

[Fireholly99]

I didn't think they actually did video adverts, just paper ads. You can find one of those with a bit of a googling.

[Tomoko4004]

Thanks!

[Ido013]

also if you actually play Metal Gear Solid 3, you'll eventually get an item called Calorie Mate...

[ChrisViz18]

That's damn good! I want some more!

[yuyuzja]

I want one!

Of the girls, I mean.

LOL, just jokin around. XD