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poor barney never could get over his own dis-elusion about himself. that's probably why him and thelma lou never got married. he probably got on her nerves.
uutooyu 2 days ago
what a pest!
uutooyu 2 days ago
What happened to Helen?!!!
Americaheritage 3 days ago
This episode should of been called, " Barney- The Cock Block
myheartsspoken4 1 week ago
@myheartsspoken4 cock blockin is right! he ain't got no kind of sense when it comes to taking a hint!
uutooyu 2 days ago
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ALTERNATE ENDING INSTEAD OF BARNEY SHOWING UP AT THE LAKE: They strarted to kiss when 5 huge mexican drug-crazed bandits drag them out of the car... killing Andy instantly by cutting off his arms and legs.. then rape sweet Marry- each one of then taking a piece of her untouched "PIE" before also killing her in cold blood, Later taking the car and selling it in Mexico from more drugs as only Mexicans can do.
Lindawatcher 1 month ago
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Mary asked it his coffee was sweet enough... he said no!... so... she took her finger, spread her legs slightly as Andy watched, reached up her thighs, under the elastic edge of her pantys and burried that finger in her hot sweet honey-pot! She then looked at him seductively and dipped thT SWEET WET FINGER INTO HIS COFFEE CUP! NOW IS WAS SWEET ENOUGH!!
Lindawatcher 1 month ago
She looks kinda like Lee-Ann-Rymes in her early 20's... before she older and harder looking from being the home-wrecker she turned into
Lindawatcher 1 month ago
She is willing to give him a piece of her sweet sweet "pie"
Lindawatcher 1 month ago
the four of them could be swingers and trade partners... I heard they did ALOT of that in the rural areas back years ago... esp before going to church the next day...
Lindawatcher 1 month ago
@404slick ahahaha otis would be an amazing deputy
arizonateadrunk 1 month ago
Mary Simpson is Sue Ann Langdon retired actress. She is now 75.
Twostones00 1 month ago
@Twostones00 I bet she is still sex a s hell don't you? At 75 she would look good in a teddy too!
Lindawatcher 1 month ago
I disagree Digitalbumpkin. I like to step into Mayberry land where people were decent and kind. This is where I would love to live as many others would, that would explain its popularity. I would prefer to surround myself with people such as these characters..especially this Mary. But again, this is from my little world. Have a great day all!
Sunrisebaby46 1 month ago 2
@Sunrisebaby46 Mary sitting on your face would have been nice too huh?
Lindawatcher 1 month ago
Sorry but they have this particular girl trying to come across as too pure to be believable. Almost childlike.
Digitalbumpin 2 months ago
C.O.C.K BLOCKER BARNY
404slick 2 months ago
I said it and I'll say it again, Andy's Better off hiring Otis as a Deputy
404slick 2 months ago
As bad as Barney is, I can only imagine how badly Gomer Pyle would have screwed things up.
Tony63909 2 months ago
It's Andy's fault. He should have told Barney to get lost.
Tony63909 2 months ago
To hell with Barney's Feelings I'd tell him to go to hell and stop bothering me when I'm on a date with a girl and I don't need him hanging around being a dam pest. Andy's to nice and should tell Barney off but good. I mean I'm as a nice a guy as Andy is but I do have a limit where I say enough is enough.
Astraldragon1 2 months ago
Barney cock blocking.....brilliant!
mherrenschmidt 2 months ago
She's hot! Was
Surflogg 2 months ago
What do all these single women in Mayberry do to have such nice houses. It's really quite absurd if you think about it.
Digitalbumpin 2 months ago
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I forgot, Andy tried like hell to get laid, but Barney fucked it up once again. I never saw a guy try to get some poontang as hard as Andy. Wearing a tie to a date is a nice touch many of these guys need to try. I tried to get my 20 year old son to do that he thought I was fucked up. Girls like the old ways and the old days.
taypar11 2 months ago
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See, even nice, clean-cut guys like Andy Taylor gets horny now and then. And of course, there's always an asshole like Barney cutting in to fuck up a good fuck. Man, that Mary is a hottie.
taypar11 2 months ago
what happened to 'Elly' at the drugstore?
bemg1 3 months ago
@bemg1 I don't know, I sure miss her...
gerdienr86 2 months ago
Love Andy!!
notredamegirl077 3 months ago
I'm a huge fan, but I was always tickled at the extra actors and actresses who would go out of their way to butcher a Southern accent......
gatorman1067 3 months ago
Mary should have been casted as Helen.
sheranda77 4 months ago 2
Pain in the ass, lol
ToreKvinlaug 5 months ago
Phantom Fife strikes again!! LOL
Mr56strat 5 months ago 2
lol barney is a pest!!!
flipside1545 5 months ago 2