What I love best about Jamie is that whenever someone isn't directly involved in pissing him off he is actually really polite and courteous and then he freaks them completely out by turning into a lunatic.
watched in the loop, immediately started looking for an opportunity to use "SHUT IT, LOVE ACTUALLY!" The looks of shock on people's faces when I finally managed were worth it :D
@IcyScythe Because of Hugh Grant in Love Actually, and, well, Hugh Grant in general. The man can sure wear a jumper. And be sheepishly endearing to people's mums.
If such a thing were possible, Jamie is even more verbally violent than Malcolm, but he relies upon carpet-bombing techniques rather than Malcolm's remote piloted invective drone strikes.
I preferred it to four lions. Four Lions was a great concept and had some great lines but overall I think it fell flat, at least when compared to how good it could have been.
Jamie's excellent. Wish he was in the series more often. Indeed, is he in any episodes at all? I remember he was in the Christmas special, but I'm not sure if I've seen him in any episodes of the series proper, as it were.
And if using phrases like "as it were" doesn't earn me a hole-punching in the face, then I'm probably a clueless egg cunt.
@Thraxwhirl He's in The last few episodes of the first series, and he's also in one or both of the specials but I can't remember exactly. But I agree, he definitely needs to be in it more!
@MyFriendGetsRabies There was once a very English film called "Love Actually" with Hugh Grant in it... Jamie is taking the piss out of Toby and comparing him to Hugh Grant.
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POST1, Pepotamo1985, "british"BP in exchange4Libyan"terrorist"?
but b4that, wasUKborrowing again, fromUSa,@the time of theSuez crisis?
Did any1see the-MyChild'sBigFatParty-UK/BBc1 documentary where 1v.spoilt 8y.o. english boy says2OTT english=WC mum:"I doN't_know_Nothing ab.an evenMore expensive gift my (separated-from-u)DADdy promised".
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Well it depends. I think most people could push Alex Salmond into a lake. Jamie and Malcolm - not so much. (And definitely not Gordon Brown - rumour has it he's a fucking psycho.)
bad taste and bad comedic acting. a light comedy about the biggest civilian slaughter since vietnam and where magically, every character is an innocent and helpless victim.
what sort of person can watch this and enjoy it? cads and the uninformed.
well if you want to watch something to your liking Im sure Whale wars would be better for you. Im enjoying this cause it's funny and the ability to turn foul mouth language into something really creative is pretty funny. Im not gonna feel bad for liking this because some twat wants me to sit in a bubble for the rest of my life. I guess you think your better then everyone else for making that kinda comment arnt you? I suppose that Im evil because I watch south park to don't you? prick
Do you have any idea what satire is? Look up A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift. It's a literary classic and extremely dark in humour. It's about EATING BABIES. Yes satire is offensive. It's meant to be.
It could be, the Chappelle Show came close to it a few times, though I don't know if he was really aiming for satire and I doubt any of his premises could support an entire movie. But I think the better question is just what good has come of you deciding to rain on everyone's parade? Yeah, tons of shit is going all kinds of wrong and you are the only one to figure it out, but what good does it do to try and suck the little bits of joy out of everyone's lives?
Oh, not you again! Sonbarably, the worst thing about your rubbish opinions of this film is that you completely missed the point. Every character is an innocent and helpless victim? What?! 'In The Loop' and 'The Thick Of It' feature some of the most loathsome, spineless, criminal characters in the history of television. Did you even watch it? Or have you just pieced your argument together using 2-minute clips and trailers?
Not everyone is innocent. There is probably one person in the entire film (glenn) who is innocent, everyone else is in part responsible due to their flip flopping and sycophancy.
Ahahahaha, I must have watched this now like five times, I can't stop laughing at the transition from "SHUT IT! Love actually!" to "DO YOU WANT ME TO HOLE PUNCH YOUR FACE?" Oh mate, I'm gonna have to watch it again...
I used to work in a galvanizers in a former life and Jamie is spot on with this character, although the guys where never this funny, they had their moments. But the menace and threat is all to real...Incidently, thats why throughout history Scotsman not only " talk the talk " they will have no hesitation in crushing anyone who doesn't " walk the walk "...Gerry...TheGmcFilms...
I enjoyed watching Malcolm and Stuart trade insults last week in the radio episode, but if Jamie had been there too Stuart would have left the studio in a body bag!
What I love best about Jamie is that whenever someone isn't directly involved in pissing him off he is actually really polite and courteous and then he freaks them completely out by turning into a lunatic.
Klymenthis 6 days ago
watched in the loop, immediately started looking for an opportunity to use "SHUT IT, LOVE ACTUALLY!" The looks of shock on people's faces when I finally managed were worth it :D
SBS336 1 month ago
surround bollocking.
Autonova 1 month ago
"Right, Butch and Gaydance..."
GordonFerguson 3 months ago
Have used some of Jamie's quotes in conversation. They get you noticed... but not always for the right reasons.
Have got a Scottish accent so it kinda works
5COT5MAN 3 months ago
lol - want me t' hole punch yer face ?
JadenRoseGuitars 3 months ago
Actually, he's the crossest man in england. He just happens to be scottish.
TheJoe55223 3 months ago 3
@TheJoe55223 No, Malcolm is the crossest man in England, Jaime is the crossest man in Scotland.
JohnBrody23 3 months ago
@JohnBrody23 i think u missed the point. read hiscomment again....
maybe it should be called the crossset scottish man in elngland?
gnowave 3 months ago
can someone do a 10 minute replay of this.
lilmurfer 4 months ago
i dont get the love actually reference... someone explain please?
IcyScythe 4 months ago
@IcyScythe Because of Hugh Grant in Love Actually, and, well, Hugh Grant in general. The man can sure wear a jumper. And be sheepishly endearing to people's mums.
MrCamarch 4 months ago
Love that quote
I hate Love Actually
jurassicturd3 6 months ago
Surround Bollocking!
TheDownUnderSquadron 6 months ago
Shouldn't Malcolm be the 'Crossest Man In Scotland'?
5AU5AGEROLL 6 months ago
@5AU5AGEROLL I figure Jamie is -just- angry, though. He's not as clever or as purposeful as Malcolm, he's just the rage. :)
The difference between an explosion and a shaped charge. That's my feeling in their scenes anyway... it's why Malcolm feels more dangerous to me.
sphoney 4 months ago
SHUT IT LOVE ACTUALLY!!!!!!
jekjaguar7 6 months ago 5
OY SHUT IT Love Actually!
mkai4492 6 months ago 8
If such a thing were possible, Jamie is even more verbally violent than Malcolm, but he relies upon carpet-bombing techniques rather than Malcolm's remote piloted invective drone strikes.
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BertHatfield 8 months ago
If it isn't humpty numpty, sitting on a collapsing wall like some... clueless....egg... cunt. o_O
emilysmycat 8 months ago 8
Do you want me to hole punch your face?! lol!
melina880 8 months ago 5
kids gloves made from real kids :)
dave78701 8 months ago
You know me Malc, kid gloves... but made from real kids
SwindleMonkey 8 months ago 3
There's been a complete catastrofuck here!
leeham991 9 months ago
0:28 UGH.
naggers123 9 months ago
@naggers123 Ugh why??
pennydesouza 8 months ago
SHUT IT, LOVE ACTUALLY!
TheIronhide34 9 months ago 11
Ahahahaha I love how he calls him 'Love Actually'
purgurl91 9 months ago
Classic film, almost as good as four lions
acodemonkey 10 months ago
@acodemonkey
I preferred it to four lions. Four Lions was a great concept and had some great lines but overall I think it fell flat, at least when compared to how good it could have been.
Restayvien 8 months ago
What is this, Surround Bollocking?
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I need to see this film O-O
leeham991 10 months ago
we need the other jamie line on youtube: "Turn that shit off! It's just vowels!"
moralreef 11 months ago 6
"If it isn't 'Humpty Numpty', sitting on top of a collapsing wall like some clueless..... egg.. CUNT!"
JinRenegade 11 months ago 32
The way he flinches when he tries to hole punch him LOL
kingewan 11 months ago 4
best line of the movie, "Shut it, love actually"
jampt1989 11 months ago 4
Hi Jamie :)
This is Toby :)
Meeriio 11 months ago
SHUT IT, LOVE ACTUALLY. WANT ME TO HOLE PUNCH YOUR FACE?!?
TheBassHeavy 1 year ago 12
Fuck, they've given me tusks.
sockpuppetmartinez 1 year ago
When Jamie says "Shut it, Love Actually" he sounds uncanny like Frankie Boyle
z0mgrugbyreturns 1 year ago
"You know me... kid gloves, but the gloves are made of real kids."
unclvinny 1 year ago 4
"A Walrus? I am not fat and I don't even have a mustache."
philsense 1 year ago 4
a scottish accent is made to swear it just rolls of the tongue nicely
reecenolan 1 year ago 10
0.37 is a beautiful example of how Scots can make a high voice unhilarious and scary through the power of The Accent
AHafan1 1 year ago 4
Hi Jamie :)
This is Toby :)
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McTezTube 1 year ago
surround bollocking :D as opposed to surround sound hahaha, the Egg Cunt line is immortal!
felipe367 1 year ago
right im off to deal with the fate of the planet, classic!
olliemad 1 year ago
Jamie and Malcolm are the two greatest anti heroes ever.
SleazeCunt 1 year ago 2
To be The putdown of the century! :D
felipe367 1 year ago
"Humdy dumpy clueless egg cunt" that has got
felipe367 1 year ago
EGG CUNT LMAO
andyboi2006 1 year ago
the english have a werid sense of humor!!!
YouSuckAndWeRock 1 year ago
@YouSuckAndWeRock To quote Malcolm Tucker: "Don't *ever* call me English again!"
Exeunt26 7 months ago 4
Kid gloves, but... made from real kids.
badnewswade 1 year ago 4
"Ye want me to hole-punch yer face?!!"
ROFL!
Jamie's excellent. Wish he was in the series more often. Indeed, is he in any episodes at all? I remember he was in the Christmas special, but I'm not sure if I've seen him in any episodes of the series proper, as it were.
And if using phrases like "as it were" doesn't earn me a hole-punching in the face, then I'm probably a clueless egg cunt.
Thraxwhirl 1 year ago 2
@Thraxwhirl He's in The last few episodes of the first series, and he's also in one or both of the specials but I can't remember exactly. But I agree, he definitely needs to be in it more!
xArmagideonTime 1 year ago
Egg cunt.
SekritCom 1 year ago
Malcolm Tucker really is one of the best characters created in recent times.
sabine1470 1 year ago
I just love the way Simon says "Hi Jamie, this is Toby!" like he's talking to a kid :D
Sesquipedaliantique 1 year ago 2
D'YA WANT ME TO HOLE PUNCH YER FACE?
TheHalftimelord 1 year ago
"Right, Butch and Gaydance..."
GordonFerguson 1 year ago 4
It's just vowels!
neXib 1 year ago 4
Jamie and Malcolm are my heros
quinnolivia 1 year ago 115
HAHA LOve actually? XD why he say tha?
MyFriendGetsRabies 1 year ago
@MyFriendGetsRabies i think because he looks like he's straight out of a richard curtis comedy in the vein of love actually or notting hill
russelledwards001 1 year ago
@MyFriendGetsRabies There was once a very English film called "Love Actually" with Hugh Grant in it... Jamie is taking the piss out of Toby and comparing him to Hugh Grant.
badnewswade 1 year ago
DO YA WANT ME TO HOLE PUNCH YER FACE?
Cadmium26 1 year ago 2
Wow, Is that his kid?
InuMS 1 year ago
LMAO@ Shut it Love Actually
naskreukbale 1 year ago
right butch and gaydance
lol
canyonerodriver 1 year ago
Love love love this movie.
"don't leave your boss twisting in the wind and then show up like some pissed seaside donkey."
kb24seven 1 year ago 4
I have watched this about 100 times and even though I know it's coming, I will never not laugh at "like some... clueless... egg... cunt."
123456yum123456 1 year ago 4
WANT ME TO HOLE PUNCH YOUR FACE??!!??
brucegray666 1 year ago
Jamie mcdonald Can touch MC hammer
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KGBfbiSECUpolitia 1 year ago
@KGBfbiSECUpolitia wow, you sound like some clueless... egg... cunt.
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KGBfbiSECUpolitia 1 year ago
@KGBfbiSECUpolitia Do you kiss your mother with that dirty mouth?
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KGBfbiSECUpolitia 1 year ago
I love Foster's opener.
"What is this? Surround bollocking?"
PurushaDesa 1 year ago 2
If it isn't Humpty Dumpty, sitting in top of a collapsing wall like some clueless... egg... CUNT! Now I'm finished.
SHUT IT, Love Actually!!
guitarraelectrica 1 year ago
Kid Gloves, but,
Made from real kids LOL
metemi 1 year ago
"...you wan't me to hole punch your face!?" reminds me of my last visit to a scottish pub!
mmmbilly 1 year ago
@mmmbilly
You didn't by any chance bring your own I ♥ Thatcher mug did you?
PurushaDesa 1 year ago
@PurushaDesa Unrelated?? Moron..........
mmmbilly 1 year ago
@mmmbilly
"Moron". Just a gag. It's you that's coming off as aggressive man.
Who's hole punching whose face now?
PurushaDesa 1 year ago
lol, its the new substitute fucker
flupmakintosh 1 year ago 2
@flupmakintosh TAG TEAM BOLLOCKING!
tinyrebellion 1 year ago
IMO, best part comes right after this scene. Malcolm's rant on builders. " They're f***in builders, what did you expect???" hahahaha
gokuhr 1 year ago
I love Malcolm's laugh at 0:49.
K4tz 1 year ago 60
@K4tz
Yes! LOL!
Jamie makes Malcolm seem like a pussy doesn't he?
mattsta1964 1 year ago
@mattsta1964 Jamie wishes he could be as quick and sharp as Malcolm, so he substitutes pure blind rage...just as funny though.
Exeunt26 1 year ago 2
@davefgranger
Oh yes, I forgot.
I could never work out why they changed the names.
1337brit 1 year ago
Egg. Cunt.
TheBadger237 1 year ago 5
Butch and Gaydance.
AlbertBundy 1 year ago 6
I'm gonna start using that "Shut up Love Actually!" Genius
Monarchy16 1 year ago 2
jamie is awesome.the bit at the end of spinners and losers where he says "let just grease up and start fucking"
zatoichi12345 1 year ago 3
Love this film.
Swodaem 1 year ago 2
Shut up Love Actually! Lol!
mkaramchandani 1 year ago 6
That line is the best. lol
billthebutcher2 1 year ago
Clueless Egg Cunt. LOL LOL I've adopted another of Jamie's words too: Catastrofuck. LOL LOL
lll991 1 year ago 2
I think Malcolm's genuinely crosser. He's permenantly irritated, more convincing, has better lines and look at they eyes.
WiseOwlOfGallifrey 1 year ago
And in the words of General Flinstone, He looks like "squeezed dick".
Raymint 1 year ago
"Butch and gaydance!" Funniest script ever
nead61 1 year ago 4
"shut it, Love Actually!" haha
Mr1000timesno 1 year ago 3
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"SHUT IT, LOVE ACTUALLY!" ahahahhahah
lelechaplin 2 years ago 5
You don't wanna mess about with us Scots! :D
sergeantfan 2 years ago
Well it depends. I think most people could push Alex Salmond into a lake. Jamie and Malcolm - not so much. (And definitely not Gordon Brown - rumour has it he's a fucking psycho.)
TheConciseStatement 1 year ago
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bad taste and bad comedic acting. a light comedy about the biggest civilian slaughter since vietnam and where magically, every character is an innocent and helpless victim.
what sort of person can watch this and enjoy it? cads and the uninformed.
sonbarably 2 years ago
i loved it thought it was freaking funny Im sure you probably feel better then everyone for taking such a moral view so fuck off
jamesthq 2 years ago
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as brilliant a challenge of my point, as the comedy you like. why not a satirical comedy about slavery? i'm sure you'd find that hilarious.
sonbarably 2 years ago
well if you want to watch something to your liking Im sure Whale wars would be better for you. Im enjoying this cause it's funny and the ability to turn foul mouth language into something really creative is pretty funny. Im not gonna feel bad for liking this because some twat wants me to sit in a bubble for the rest of my life. I guess you think your better then everyone else for making that kinda comment arnt you? I suppose that Im evil because I watch south park to don't you? prick
jamesthq 2 years ago
Do you have any idea what satire is? Look up A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift. It's a literary classic and extremely dark in humour. It's about EATING BABIES. Yes satire is offensive. It's meant to be.
psychodave0 2 years ago 4
It could be, the Chappelle Show came close to it a few times, though I don't know if he was really aiming for satire and I doubt any of his premises could support an entire movie. But I think the better question is just what good has come of you deciding to rain on everyone's parade? Yeah, tons of shit is going all kinds of wrong and you are the only one to figure it out, but what good does it do to try and suck the little bits of joy out of everyone's lives?
SurrealSeal 1 year ago
Oh, not you again! Sonbarably, the worst thing about your rubbish opinions of this film is that you completely missed the point. Every character is an innocent and helpless victim? What?! 'In The Loop' and 'The Thick Of It' feature some of the most loathsome, spineless, criminal characters in the history of television. Did you even watch it? Or have you just pieced your argument together using 2-minute clips and trailers?
TheMintyMuffin 1 year ago
There's a place for people like you. It's called the Daily Mail.
kangaroomc 1 year ago 2
@sonbarably
Not everyone is innocent. There is probably one person in the entire film (glenn) who is innocent, everyone else is in part responsible due to their flip flopping and sycophancy.
You might not understand.
1337brit 1 year ago 2
"right butch and gaydance" ended XD
mamoo2 2 years ago
christ, this movie is so quotable
FloatOn1001 2 years ago 6
all he says is hello
brownsound07 2 years ago
that's enough of all the oxford pleasantries hahahhahahahah
brownsound07 2 years ago
"Oxbridge" not "Oxford". And it's said twice.
griffinz 2 years ago
"They've got you on the Great Wall of China--implying you're the only political fuck up big enough to be seen from space!"
th3trout 2 years ago 3
"SHUT IT, LOVE ACTUALLY!"
tcacVII 2 years ago 21
kids gloves but made from real kids ahaha
k02himur 2 years ago 3
DO YOU WANT ME TO HOLEPUNCH YOUR FACE?
abrown61 2 years ago 6
Ahahahaha, I must have watched this now like five times, I can't stop laughing at the transition from "SHUT IT! Love actually!" to "DO YOU WANT ME TO HOLE PUNCH YOUR FACE?" Oh mate, I'm gonna have to watch it again...
bettySwollox 2 years ago 3
I love the Tucker's Law clip that was cut
davan39 2 years ago
I feel like I want him to shout at me, idk idk.
sianisit 2 years ago 9
"Like some clueless...egg...cunt!"
There's just too much humour to choose from in this scene.
samsonlovesyou 2 years ago 77
I love when jamie smashes up the fax machine
DecRobProductions 2 years ago 4
SHUT IT, LOVE ACTUALLY!
MetaKnight19 2 years ago 142
That gets me every time, absolutely beautiful.
dudeofafish 2 years ago 5
That bit is killer, it's liquid genius in a spray can of fucking hilarious...
bettySwollox 2 years ago
Kid gloves, made from real kids. lol
metemi 2 years ago 5
funniest thing ive ever seen the fill is also great, "do you want to hole punch your face"
KungFuHawk 2 years ago 7
Jamie has nothing on Malcolm, in the new series he has the face of the black sheep of Satan's family, who doesn't get invited to weddings.
panacea999 2 years ago 3
I used to work in a galvanizers in a former life and Jamie is spot on with this character, although the guys where never this funny, they had their moments. But the menace and threat is all to real...Incidently, thats why throughout history Scotsman not only " talk the talk " they will have no hesitation in crushing anyone who doesn't " walk the walk "...Gerry...TheGmcFilms...
TheGmcFilms 2 years ago
I'm enjoying the new series of The Thick of It, but I do find myself pining for Jamie. Where on earth is he?!
GettingWhiggyWithIt 2 years ago 13
Me too... I miss that guy.
TheHibbleton 2 years ago 2
Me too! Sob.
kookyChimes 2 years ago 2
he refused to go nutter.
tickleperson2 2 years ago 4
Good point, tickleperson2, Still miss him though!
I enjoyed watching Malcolm and Stuart trade insults last week in the radio episode, but if Jamie had been there too Stuart would have left the studio in a body bag!
GettingWhiggyWithIt 2 years ago 5
Why is Ollie called Toby (I haven't seen the film)?
iwantnovacaine 2 years ago
Different story, same actors. Bit strange really...
2205923358 2 years ago 3
Makes you proud to be Scottish.
thegrandferret 2 years ago 10
@thegrandferret In the Loop without the 2 Scots would be a poor excuse for a film
z0mgrugbyreturns 1 year ago
I think fax scene is better than this.
bulgarotomos 2 years ago
i am weirdly, strangely attracted to Jamie. I think that might be some horrible mental defect on my behalf.
maromma 2 years ago 12
trust me you're the not only one
czajka18 2 years ago
That's almost 30 times now, still laughing. =)
2205923358 2 years ago 3
There's not enough Jamie in the film...=(
2205923358 2 years ago 8
there's not enough jamie in general.
he's not been in the new series at all yet =(
mambuduomally 2 years ago 2
Yeah, I've heard a romour that he won't be in it at all...
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