unbelievers, prepare to meet JESUS

[roslynny]

get better microphone..

jesus is not god, son of god, your a blastpheme to belive jesus is god, your going to die and burn in hell forever for mistake jesus for god, you dummy

[Atzlann]

Okay so i keep praying to jesus to come into my life. but he's a fucking asshole. He doesn't want anything to do with me. I thought jesus loved me. wtf? what should I do to make jesus show himself to me.

[pinoyatheist]

Are you serious?

[samviking1999]

OK, I'm calling Poe's law on this guy.

[VenomFangXD]

Hey unbelievers, PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD

[Rikotistic]

Jesus came back from the dead and that has always been a source of trauma. I'm not stupid, I've seen alllllll those zombie movies. Those prophecies about the dead rising freak me out. I've been preparing my family in a military fashion against the inevitable zombie invasion! We must all prepare!!

[Raphmattic]

watch?v=1YY1adDjaSU

[fonna]

How many bottles of ripple did you have before you do jour priching?

GAAAHD!

[pchannell]

Why did god test Adam and Eve? He knew they would fail the test, because god knows everything.

It seems mean to give them a test he knew they would fail and then punishing them for failing. That would be like giving a 2nd grader a calculus test and then beating them when they got a bad grade. It's just not fair.

[fonna]

Because eet ees dee word of GAAAAAHD!

[pchannell]

I think you should quit preaching and get a job as a drill sergeant in the Filipino army.

[pinoyatheist]

@pchannell

Amen to that.

[preacher84040buang]

hoy!!! matandang preacher84040 na buang, mahiya ka naman!!!asan na yung pinagsasabi na ab degree mo.. wala ka na mang hiya!!! maigi pa sa'yo yung mga walang pinag-aralan..ang kapal talaga ng mukha mo!!! napaka kapal!!!

mahiya ka na man puro daldal ka lang!!!

wala kang alam!!!

[pootubepoopoo]

My Doctor calls ThePreacher a Terrorist and he should be shot on Sight!! So thats saying something about him..LOL Your a NUT!!!!! PSYCHO!!!!! LOONY!!!!! FUCKED IN THE HEAD!!!

[lupocephalic]

no no... God doesn't exist... therefore I mock YOU.

Moron.

[Cimbolic]

Thank you, Preacher. Your words are very much appreciated.

I promise you I will always keep my mind and heart open.

[pootubepoopoo]

My Doctor just watched this and says Your NUTS Without a hope!!! Mad Loony Psycho and with people like YOU the Planet has NO HopE :P

[AtheistAtLARGE]

prepare to meet jebus lol

Ok so I need a new suit and tie, oh how about dinner, lets bbq a pig

Preacher, how do you look with an apple in your mouth

[Raphmattic]

Satan told me that after 1000 years of being tormented, I will become a Demon, and I can torment new people that come to Hell. He said once I become a Demon, he will share his Kingdom with me.

[thepreecher84040]

Preacher, there's a great new video site called XTube where you should upload some videos and preach the gospel. I'm sure you're familiar with it.

[ChoofMonster]

Tube8 and redtube are also great places to spread the ummm... gospel!

[r2bach]

Santa's gonna come. He's just gotta!

[fakesagansmom]

God is uncircumcised and religious businessmen like Roland are his smegma.

[ThePreacher84040fan]

Please fakesagan don't insult roland he has nothing to do with this.

[ThePreacher84040fan]

Haha I thought I was commenting on another video my bad

[pchannell]

LOL! Roland = dick cheese

[Grayfox55]

In the beginning everything was composed of transparent corndogs and the first corndog to become opaque became God. When the universe ends, he will turn us into teenage mutant ninja turtles.

[pchannell]

I know that jesus was a Jew, but jesus is god, so god must be a Jew too. So does that mean that god doesn't believe that jesus is his son? Has god ever been given a paternity test?

[pchannell]

Is god circumcised? I guess not, according to you, there are no Rabbis in heaven.

[ChoofMonster]

Nobody has found a chainsaw big enough to circumcise GAAAAAHD yet!

[s2cuts]

another message of love, thank you

[pchannell]

Roland, are you saying that I will die and go to hell in the next 3 days? That's not fair, you gave windham666 30 days. Besides, how do you know? Did god come up to you and whisper in your ear "Hey man, pchannell only has 3 days to live"? Did god say anything else about me? Will I get to have a threesome before I die?

[windham666]

it's no big deal pchannell all you have to do is ask satan for the extended warranty and you get an automatic 30 days more to live

[pchannell]

Thanks for the tip man, but it's the threesome that I'm really concerned about.

[pchannell]

I think jesus hacked my account, I can't comment. GO TO HELL JESUS!!!

[Grayfox55]

We are selfish and violent by nature. God supposedly created us in his image, so that makes him selfish and violent as well. That means he also has a pimply arsehole and hairy balls and/or vagina and tits.

[ThePreacher84040fan]

They are all fools may god show them the true way

thank you roland

[thepreecher84040]

I pissed in the Eucharist at Roland's church, shit in the Holy Grail, wiped my ass with pages from the Bible, masturbated to an image of the Virgin Mary, and came on the Shroud of Turin.

[thepreecher84040]

Jesus is the wrong way, the lies, and the death. None can be tormented into d lake of fire except through him.

[thepreecher84040]

Roland's church is the number 1 cursed church in the Pilippines! To all members of this cursed church which invented so many hellish and diabolical doctrines, run by this insane, abnormal, lunatic- GET OUT!

Prepare to meet Satan, Roland. SHAME- SHAME ON YOU! DEPART FROM ME! YOU ARE A WORKER OF INIQUITY! I NEVER KNEW YOU!

[thepreecher84040]

I've been following Roland for several months and I'm assuring Allah piew these are his funniest beedjos:

atheists, shame on you 2

who is really JESUS ?2

cont,why no salvation outside Jesus

you deny JESUS? then go to hell

unbelievers, then go 6to hell

JESUS OR HELL?

And the best title award goes to:

atheists do not have brain, only bones

[pchannell]

Thanks for the recommendations.

[Raphmattic]

Let me read to you...from Raph Chapter 16. Verse 19-22

[19] "There was a certain Preacher who posted videos on Youtube lived in luxury every day. [20] On his comments section was laid a sensible man named pchannel, with an enlightened mind [21] and longing to save the Preacher from a life of foolishness. He even posted in everyone of his videos.

[22] "The time came when pchannel died and he went on to a deep sleep. The Preacher also died and was buried.

[Raphmattic]

[23] In the Preachers Death. his wife found the company of his money, and a certain man, who satified her sexually. [24] She laughed and yelled "I never believed in Jesus Christ. I only cared about the money Roland was blessed with, and when he died, I would have the last laugh.

[pchannell]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[ThePreacher84040fan]

You are such a cruel man rabmatic that's what satan does to peoples mind may the lord forgive you.

[Raphmattic]

Preacher, accept Atheism before it will be too late.

[Raphmattic]

I told you to never talk about Pat Condell like that. STOP TALKING ABOUT PAT CONDELL

[Raphmattic]

Dinosaur bones are millions of years old. The Earth was not created in six days and it is not 6000 years old. So therefore, there is no GOD

[pchannell]

Roland,

When you say "prepare to meet jesus", do you mean go to the store and buy a pack of condoms?

[ChoofMonster]

I think my speakers just blew up!