Vampires Suck - Trailer

[MagikalRose]

That is too hilarious! Must go watch it now....

[keko4321]

30 sec intro .. BH

[puffu8990]

Team Edward!Vote if you are team Edward!!<3<3<3:X:X:X:X::*:**:*­:

[baconimos123]

-sighs- this is NOT what i was hoping for.

[kiba26521]

:datash:

[emonathz1997]

She Speaks Like An Idiot! xD

[CelineVision]

Vampiri Sucki XD

[MegaCandyCaneGurl]

the blood looks so fake. PS GO TEAM JACOB!!!!

[liv4justin]

Screw edward. Team jacob all the way

[yayoungful]

this movie suck!

[MultiPeace00]

TEAM JAKOB..LETS BWING IIITTTTT!!!!

[MultiPeace00]

i can say french too..tutonoi say patriarch

[PowerLord83]

Edward, Jacob??? Nononono Laides, Dracula is da pimp!!!

[888shamz]

NO WAY NEAR TWILIGHT!!

TWILIGHT ROCKS!!

TEAM EDWARD!! <3 <3 <3 xx

[GoHellzx]

1:38 loooolz

[PolskiKonik22]

what language is that..?

[Canyouseemyass]

REALLY LOVE YOUR ACCENT! AHHAAHAH!

[leegionbeck]

hahaha it looks hilarous xD

[fparis1971]

please, il presentatore dovrebbe mangiare una pasta, è molto sottile ;P

[2anonymusj93]

NAGYON JÓ FILM!!!! JA ÉS GUSTAVLP: I am a Hungarian girl and I speak in Hungarian.

[gustavlp]

If you're on youtube, use the english language please!!! If you don't, you're speaking to a very tiny group of people!

[Guocomale]

@gustavlp so what? you have not to watch this, do you?

[gustavlp]

@Guocomale No, but I wanted to watch this kind of vid, but then it turned out to be in a language that 99% of all people on this planet CAN'T understand!!! Just freakin try to speak english when you're on youtube!!! For you're own sake!!

[The13knousm]

lolol i love movies that make fun of twilight. twilight sucks ass anyway lol

[xkarkemishx]

LOL

[Hrko1992]

Same as the original...i see no difference.

[Spielingnewfie]

i saw this movie and was cracking up the whole time

[mooglefrog420]

who ever posted this video. you are a complete faggot. fuck u for wasting peoples time. go fuck yoruself

[DCTHEOFFICIALHITMAN]

she looks normal..

You bunch of kids need to shut the fuck up!

[Hrko1992]

@DCTHEOFFICIALHITMAN DUDE WHAT THE FUCK SHES ANOREXIC DUUUDEE

[Hrko1992]

@DCTHEOFFICIALHITMAN how the fuck can u think she looks normal...dude, seriously what the fuck ?

[DCTHEOFFICIALHITMAN]

@Hrko1992 Seriously, kid, stop mocking people & grow-up, learn to live, many assholes would say the dame thing about your life.. ~ bottom line, don't be a cunt.. like them.

[xenabatman]

pfft.. russians

[geschiedenisfan]

"Vanpires Suck" is not a good name for this movie. It's name should be: "This movie Suck"

[ZombehCheez01]

SHE'S GOT NO BOOBS! ) 0.0

[annoymous1231]

I cant believe thats Matt Lanter, he looks SO different!!! Waay better looking than normal edward cullen

[megadeath45]

...Dimitri doesn't suck 0_o.

[laserjake]

this sucks...

[heedeeBoiiii]

waimpaire sack listen how she say it

[MrLiooopold]

i hate her!

[bamtx320]

Chelsea from That's so Raven :)

[SexySamuraiMan]

Omg not this flat-chested, espanol speaking bitch again. Actually i don't know what language she is speaking, so sorry if i offended anyone.

[metaler551]

WTF WHY IS THERE THE MUSIC OF MEDIVAL TOTAL WAR??? Oo

[VivaNewVegas]

Hmm, woman needs a set of melons. actually, I'd settle for marbles, anything, just as long as it's there!

[DJFaBieL]

02:19 the woman is really thin ( ewww )

[fresling]

@DJFaBieL she's not an american what would you espect XD

[hellowdolly1]

@DJFaBieL THE VAMPIRES SUCK HIM.

[TheDutchMercenary]

not only the vampires suck, bitch :p

[LAbeezyboyy]

This bitch looks like a zombie, and ruined the entire trailer.

[practicesafebreath14]

lol....dodoodadabloo blaala vampire suck dadabloo hihihilobbo.....lol 2:17

[thePIANOman1397]

Parody Movies Suck

[joeballz40]

gayest opening music ever..

[MrBond221155]

2:21 vampires sack

[catnip4life]

movies like this suck

[xligyyx]

'vampair sack' lmfao :'D

[TheSpeclord]

seen it! didnt like it! totally crap!

[lvlark123]

@DOBERMAN665 lol hahah

[basjan888]

That girl with the short hair.. She's.. Scary..

[TheRedHotSpot]

Chinese food LMAO

[SaBrInA41397]

i saw this with my best friends and we couldn't stop laughing XD

[MrHellboy6666]

ahhh... imma kill that bitch -.-

[shotgunkiller00]

kfjkfjg

fhiuyriufirjy

rtoriyigojytuf

thats all i hear

[tnu7]

no hablo espanol xD

[xILikeBunniesx]

Oh god, not another Italian fuckin'-- -.-

[arbiter14568]

VAMPIRES DONT SUCK MY SIS IS 1!!!!!!!

[MrPs3hunter]

yes I can understand u want to do what to me

[Vll4d]

you habla english?

[meneerikownje]

@brandonyoubreak i did read this a few months ago and i am still alive.. somthing is wrong with ur message

[mrssmiles1997]

lol edward is liam out of 90210

[Zanislav100]

anyone knows where can i download the vampire suck

[DyingRoseDivine]

@Zanislav100 pirate bay

[Kizomir]

Vampeire Sack.

[COOLIO12376]

@zormias ?

[zormias]

00:21 chowa - too tee :D

[tirabassi]

"YOU'R THE BLACK EYES PEAS"....AHAHAHHAHAHAH

[Bloodhearts96]

guys the trailer was good but the movie was shit

[FlipAnidem]

@Bloodhearts96 HAHAHA. Did you really think a parody movie was going to be good?? HAHA

[SpiderofDeathclan]

Italian italian italian vampiers suck italian italian italian

[abercrombiemax]

learn english fucking italian slut !

[ChaosTheSheWolf]

@abercrombiemax Dont be mean. Just because she doesn't speak your launguage doesn't mean you need to troll. Obviously your new to the internet.

[ApolloMars1617]

hahahahahaha

[3st0wn]

fuck you

[mupi1]

the birth is so freaking ugly. cant she just quite her job and let us enjoy the trailer.. god...

[mujuma]

Parody movies that include other movies/games (like Meet the Spartans) instantly fail. Bloody Americans...

[chodebearer]

stop uploading european videos with english titles!

[ymann22]

this women is a gay men

[LenoreAndMcrAreBeast]

blahblahblah stuff i cant understand blahblah blah Vampires Suck

[simionTheOne]

all these 'cheap' parody movies suck

if u want a real comedy check movies with will ferrell , craig robinson, danny mc bride etc

[myrddinistheshit]

vampire suck and vampire suck suck

[naruto38210]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[Fyron131]

This bitch needs a boyfriend...

[d3agl3uk]

@Fyron131 This bitch needs a boob job.....

and a face transplant.

[Fyron131]

@d3agl3uk lol.

[flpsyco03]

@d3agl3uk and a neck reduction surgery

[SergeDude82]

@d3agl3uk She needs a fucking cheese burger...

[DevilDogMarine911]

@d3agl3uk Omg hahahhaha :D

[elizaxeight]

@d3agl3uk Why, so she can resemble some freakishly mutated, surgically disfigured, bright orange, bleached haired, fake toothed, silicone pumped bimbo like you see presenting programmes on American TV?

And O-Mi-God! She's speaking another language! Other languages exist! The horror!

Seriously, how ignorant are you people?!

[d3agl3uk]

@elizaxeight That's funny, I always thought everything that was typed on the internet was 100% serious all the time. Lighten up man! Oh, and welcome to the internet!

PS: I am from England (see the "uk" in my name?)

[elizaxeight]

@d3agl3uk I've been using the internet since I was in primary school- & I'm also from the UK. Sure, things on the internet aren't serious- so why do you feel the need to seriously insult them?

I may have done you a slight injustice in that it wasn't only your comment which pissed me off, it was yours and a number of similar ones, all basically saying how ugly that woman is. Sorry to sound all feminist, but probably no one would give a fuck if it was a male presenter. &she's not even ugly anyway

[TheTeChNiCaLaRt]

@d3agl3uk THX ALOT! NOW IMA HAVE TO GO AND LOOK FOR FYRON131 TY SO MUCH!!!!! DXXX

[PS3XBOX360GUY]

Why do most Italians look mexican

[kiberkaos]

@PS3XBOX360GUY most mexicans look italian ;)

[PS3XBOX360GUY]

@kiberkaos Well, either way. So my question is, why do they look alike??????? I mean that If I see this woman in America I will think that she is Mexican

[wingurl82]

LOL!!!



[colieandaimee]

2:09-2:15 LOL!

[Saguaro59]

i see that movie

[thatawkwardchannel]

0:42 is that  Yvonne from "can i have yo numba"?

[giolina111]

i love twilight but this one is so hilarious! gonna watch it for sure! XD

[MrViggo999]

what is the name of the song at 0:51 ?? :)

[LordPikel]

I like the way she says "Vampire's Suck"

[DOBERMAN665]

You speaka da english?

[ManuBeker2]

@DOBERMAN665 You have no freaking idea of how much you made me laugh

[kastago]

pidarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiii



[Jezzigogirl1]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOL

I Wached over & over & over & over Againg sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooo 

Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[cooldonkeyfish]

AND WHAT DOES DARIO ARGENTO AND MEN IN BLACK HAVE TO DO WITH VAMPIRES SUCK??

GRRRR STOOPID FOREIGN WOMAN.

[cooldonkeyfish]

FUCK UP WOMAN!

[lilblondangel6969]

woho

[annielampie26]

damb spanish...

[vales942]

@annielampie26 u thought she was speaking spanish hahahhahaha wow

[TheAchoron]

@annielampie26 its italian you stupid fuck

[guineapiggurlxoxo]

luv it! :)

[AlexandraLindahl]

ahaha sofunny

[MrViggo999]

What is the song at 0:52 ??

[wenwen1963]

GOOD



[greenday2themax]

''You know who we are don't you?''

''Your the Black Eye Peas!!''

''Why does everyone think we are the black eye peas?''

I want to see this...Way too late but oh well!!

[1starwarschick1]

all i understood was vampires suck

[somacruzfirm]

Vampires suck....dicks

[jewlsmykitten]

0:00

[ainsleigh4561]

Aww the killed Alice....... YAY!!!!

[dammit3094]

@CrazyIdiot44 im not here 2 learn grammar

[KiroWaka320]

The Vampire Suck Bella is my teachers niece :) <3

She came here to Slovenia last year

[dhanotarox]

whoa! shovel in the face!

[Howedownit]

*,..,* i suck your blood

[SinhaleseForever]

what language was that reporter speaking ?

[Aussiemary384]

@SinhaleseForever italian

[PeonyIX]

this movie was soooo funny XD

[AQWorldsOmgslayer]

@aladioz SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCKING SPAMBOT.

[kiwiking254]

The start mad me think of Sonic

[Mai9600]

Jajjajaa mejor qe la original xD

Recomiendo ver Crepúsculo, luego imaginarse a todos los fanáticos qe aman a Edward o Jacob, y desps ver esta ♥

[imAFrenger]

I think Robert Pattinson is way better looking than Edward in this movie.

[haleytate1]

the guy who plays Edward in this is better looking then the one that played in the real movie. LOL ironic? i think so.

[wizardwarrior713]

1:20 is that Chelsea from That's So Raven?

LOL Even though I think shooting Alice was kinda...random (dude no need to shoot a random girl just to prove you're a vampire) this looks so funny!

[gabisardenberg96]

wow, is that woman talking italian? its weird...... im brazilian..... and i understood some parts..........

[dsafasdfsdaful]

@gabisardenberg96 yes

[Phantomfan61]

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[floomification]

@katharinatengwall52 go die.

[dsafasdfsdaful]

@floomification no u

[floomification]

@dsafasdfsdaful are you defending this spamming piece of shit??? seriously???

[PianoSongsI]

xD It's great, i like twilight but vampires suck it seems really cool.

[houseofnightrocks321]

lol the only word i heard were vampire suck,twilight,and disaster movie

[Schjodtdk]

worst movie evar!

[Mahified]

The host, in front of the green screen makes her kinda look like a malnourished alien

[SkittleGirlsClan]

@Mahified LMFAO!!!

[alleirbagandlirpa]

1:33 XDDD he sounds like a retard when he says oh yeaaa XDD

[yanitwilightsuperfan]

@looneybear3190 i think sh's speaking italian

but by the way she sounds who really knows?

[Northgienow]

learn some english.

STUPID bitch

[flipindah00d]

ill try to translate what shes saying 2:18 -udhhda ddujsdbi jhhhauh ujheuaheh uehgabkhuah euehejeabneu eigaBBBBE UEHHJNBAEJN hruhjsnh twilight

[boring123ful]

i a speaka englisha :)