What i mean by my six years is that im pissing around and i really dont care. In reality, if you must know, the video is at least 5 years old, since i made videos that would be shown through my friends in real life; it took me about a year to ever work up the courage to place my creations on the internet.
To be fair, i WAS a kid when i *made* this video, i was about 12 or 13. this was about 5 years ago, so yeah. In addition, the version of the game at this time made it difficult to capture castles, so it was a accomplishment. And yes, in my innocence, i probable did think that i was the only person in the world who had a castle.
@FlyingDwarfzz good cuz as long as u know wat i mean cuz in the vid u was goin this is my so an so and u seemed a bit to joyful but u made a vid ill give u credit 4 that
I had this happen once when I went to rescue one of my faction lords in a prison. I snuck into the castle and broke into the prison, and it turned out the king and another lord was in there with him, and all three of them told me Surrendor or die, make your choice! when I talked to them to free them, lol.
Wow man, 25.347 views for a bunch of pitty shit? What is the point of this massively sucked video`? And besides your even cheating to get "your own castle" bagh! n00b
And who can't stationare a party member as a Advisor to the castle lol?
@MarzakProductions When you receive a castle you will be able to stationare one of you're party members, to be your "advisor" or whatever it is called..
something like this happened to me on warband but it was on merchant of (put beggining towns name here) and my two soldiers was blocking the door then both of them said what Marnid said on this video the I used shot them with my bow in the head and they were still alive! can post it as a respond if I can?
I have the whole map and didnt use one cheat. I did however rename all my Hero's, so that my friends were in game w/me. It becomes to much gold every month to support my soldiers in every castle though.
@RickmanSlickman Yeah, try the Lords and Realms mod, when you start to take over territories for yourself, you can recruit vassals to you, who you can assign a castle/city and they will manage it, but you may have to put troops in the castle before you give it and then they become his responsibiltiy :D
i have like 7 or 8 heros ll i think i have all of them i get all of them cuz i love there costomization feature, so i can give them the best armor i can get and i always win
lol this same thing happened to me when i put Jeremus into the castle i stole, he was in the Lord's Hall and when i talked to him hes like "give us your gold or taste our steel!" and my guy says "I'm not afraid of you. i will fight."
meh.. marnid's alright but firentis is the best hero in the game besides ur own imo, but idk if i've seen em all. Jeremus, Firentis, Marnid, Ymirna, Karin, Bunduk, Rolf, Deshavi, Borcha, Artimenner, Bahashteguad(idk how to spell it :P), Matthila?(That nord chick), thats all i can recall off the top of my head. :O
@FlyingDwarfzz lol i just met a new hero today, though im not sure if it's because i just started playing TPW mod, it was like kethi or something. o.o is warband fun? wasnt sure if it'd be worth money or not lol
@ixotoxi he's the hero that killed his brother. (i think it was his brother) i dont quite remember the exact story, but yeah. he's got decent stats and his hair/facial hair is red. that's assuming if i remember correctly.. :O
Firentis, Lezalit, Jeremus, Nizar, Deshiva, Rolf, Borcha, Artimenner, Bahestdur, Bunduk, Ymira, Marnid, Katrin. Matthilda, Klethi and Alyen and if i remember right there is 16 companion can't really remember
you mean, by slaughtering millions of innocents, saying "We wont kill you" and then attacking, and breaking many treatys and deals in the space of a few days?
i know it taked me a month i dont haved troops that time i had just 1000 men but 57% of them were recruits so it took me too long while training my men so i maked 250 Nord Huscarls,swadian knights and more after that killing all swadian castle one Rhodok Sergeant sent from king Graveth gaved me a letter it was from king graveth so he maked me king of Swadia so i was his vassal.
Lol.. Work for me too.. And second trick.. Put your own dude in your castle/town and go to speak with him/her. Then ask: "What you and your mens are doing?" And your answer is: I dont know. Or somethin like that :D
Umm how to capture a town and put ur banner on it cuz I captured some castle and the option that says Own Castle or w/e it was I clicked it but nothing happened?
thats a new feature, warband includes a lot of things like new faction (not sure), and you can be the king of your faction and cnvinc your companies to be your vassals by giving them land
Dude ur working for ur allys ur king gets the castle a decides who gets it... anyhow u can get ur own castle you just need capture it alone and then send the king a lettar about getting the castle as an reward.. either he gives it 2 u or another lord... you can also just fight on ur own but that sucks cus u get no lords and your kingdom name is rebals wich sucks...
How can I even besiege castle with my allies? I ask them with me and besiege the castle but they dont come with me.. and then it is kingdom of swadia rebels..
MOunt and blade is very good now. been playing since 8.93 i think. Yea. the startup loader has the cheats enabled thing so u can attack any castle/town that hates you.
Cheat codes:
FUll health-ctrl+h
slo-mo-ctrl+F9
Wound enemy-ctrl+F4
1000exp(in character screen)- ctrl+x
1000denars(in invent. screen)-ctrl+x (yes, it is same as exp cheat)
Disable FOW(on map screen)- ctrl+t
Teleport(on map screen)- ctrl+ click on wanted area to be teleported
Yes, The Castle is poor and neglected, of course is yours, who would not believe you?
ausroar 1 month ago
"five years ago"
You know it's 2012 right?
IownyouProductions 1 month ago
@IownyouProductions
Hrm, i guess your right.
Six years ago then.
FlyingDwarfzz 1 month ago
@FlyingDwarfzz
...and you know this video was made in 2008? So that means it's 2014? OK...
IownyouProductions 1 month ago
@IownyouProductions
What i mean by my six years is that im pissing around and i really dont care. In reality, if you must know, the video is at least 5 years old, since i made videos that would be shown through my friends in real life; it took me about a year to ever work up the courage to place my creations on the internet.
I was like, 12, mind you.
FlyingDwarfzz 1 month ago
anyone else think at first this kid seemed to act like hes the only person in the world that has a castle on this game
MultiBagby 2 months ago
@MultiBagby
To be fair, i WAS a kid when i *made* this video, i was about 12 or 13. this was about 5 years ago, so yeah. In addition, the version of the game at this time made it difficult to capture castles, so it was a accomplishment. And yes, in my innocence, i probable did think that i was the only person in the world who had a castle.
FlyingDwarfzz 2 months ago
@FlyingDwarfzz good cuz as long as u know wat i mean cuz in the vid u was goin this is my so an so and u seemed a bit to joyful but u made a vid ill give u credit 4 that
MultiBagby 2 months ago
@MultiBagby You're in no position to act cool, I mean, you can't even spell simple words properly
TimeHobbyless 2 months ago
Fail you can see how the video is editted on 0:29, he changed his position that means editing.
powiliuckas 2 months ago
@powiliuckas
'Twas a programming error, when you talked to people it teleports you around a bit. No editing there.
FlyingDwarfzz 2 months ago
AWESOME
Zackariaize 2 months ago
music FUCKING scared me cuz it was on high blast =(
gamerooner 3 months ago
@gamerooner :P
FlyingDwarfzz 2 months ago
@gamerooner Epic Fail
MRMOUNT101 1 month ago
after u go to guards and tell them to arrest him
xXYGO98Xx 5 months ago
Nice music when u talk to him ( whats the name of it [ of song ] ).
marcinniewegowski 5 months ago
ROFL when sephroth's 'you must die' music came on!! WIN
RickmanSlickman 6 months ago
cheated to capture that town.... i don`t understant.. I`ve seen worst! (in mods)
TheRomanRuler 7 months ago
Marnid was angry that you cheated to take the castle.
MultiAchilles123 8 months ago 2
I had this happen once when I went to rescue one of my faction lords in a prison. I snuck into the castle and broke into the prison, and it turned out the king and another lord was in there with him, and all three of them told me Surrendor or die, make your choice! when I talked to them to free them, lol.
Vire70 8 months ago
Wow man, 25.347 views for a bunch of pitty shit? What is the point of this massively sucked video`? And besides your even cheating to get "your own castle" bagh! n00b
And who can't stationare a party member as a Advisor to the castle lol?
zesusdk 8 months ago
wait....... how did you get your hero to stay at the castle!!!!! O.o
MarzakProductions 8 months ago
@MarzakProductions When you receive a castle you will be able to stationare one of you're party members, to be your "advisor" or whatever it is called..
zesusdk 8 months ago
@zesusdk i never got that... hmm... well thanks anyway mate!
MarzakProductions 8 months ago
@MarzakProductions :P yw
zesusdk 8 months ago
i didnt used cheats and i have Warcheg...
MrDomyy 9 months ago
well marnid is my faverite character. cuold someone be a traitor in mount and blade the normal one?
BgAltair 9 months ago
LOLD
F4ToContinue 1 year ago
i read first "Tractor in the castle" wtf :D
Slippar247 1 year ago
something like this happened to me on warband but it was on merchant of (put beggining towns name here) and my two soldiers was blocking the door then both of them said what Marnid said on this video the I used shot them with my bow in the head and they were still alive! can post it as a respond if I can?
SuperThecrap 1 year ago
how do you cheat to get a town?
NLmonsterNL 1 year ago
how did you do this
MrrRandomdude 1 year ago
-.- hahahahahha
ficer13 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
0:51 awwwwwwwww dont jack off onto her nice dress :(
xXBerethorXx 1 year ago
i started new game of newest version and i only have Kulum on my own xd
MrMoorasPowrocil 1 year ago
I have the whole map and didnt use one cheat. I did however rename all my Hero's, so that my friends were in game w/me. It becomes to much gold every month to support my soldiers in every castle though.
RickmanSlickman 1 year ago
@RickmanSlickman Yeah, try the Lords and Realms mod, when you start to take over territories for yourself, you can recruit vassals to you, who you can assign a castle/city and they will manage it, but you may have to put troops in the castle before you give it and then they become his responsibiltiy :D
MrKizzler99 1 year ago
see how it say poor and neglected
chris1002000 1 year ago
how to put heros in castles or somthing like that?? im bad at eng
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TheRenci10 1 year ago
i was laughin me arse off when i heard the music xD goes great with the randomness
xXBerethorXx 1 year ago
@mylesbradley1234
THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
*Waves Regaly*
FlyingDwarfzz 1 year ago 17
@FlyingDwarfzz hides with hidden blade in the crowed
MrLolness 6 months ago
@FlyingDwarfzz Please help me: can you give your party armor and weapons? So yes? HOW?!!
MrDavidsitanala 4 months ago
lolwut?
Preditiono 1 year ago
Thumb DOWN fucking cheater
Juriskov 1 year ago
It also happened to me with a prisoner lord of my realm I wasn't tasked to set free - it was M&B Warband, tough...
fritzVirginSteeler 1 year ago
i have like 7 or 8 heros ll i think i have all of them i get all of them cuz i love there costomization feature, so i can give them the best armor i can get and i always win
armchairwarriorzTVBH 1 year ago
lol this same thing happened to me when i put Jeremus into the castle i stole, he was in the Lord's Hall and when i talked to him hes like "give us your gold or taste our steel!" and my guy says "I'm not afraid of you. i will fight."
armchairwarriorzTVBH 1 year ago
The way he turns round to face you is quite sinister as well.. :p
AzbyVideos 1 year ago
lol
when you talk
sepiroth theme plays
:P
mugenrider754 1 year ago
Lol i put so much garrison in towns i am left without an army :3
nikispasov46 1 year ago
lol i own the howl king dom of rhodoks xD
hydracoop63 1 year ago
YHEA NICE ive cheated to XD now its boring like **** since where in war whit swdiea... but they dont exist anymore! hahahahahahaha
bollenjr 1 year ago
Alayen is the best in my opinion :3
Dead2Animations 1 year ago
meh.. marnid's alright but firentis is the best hero in the game besides ur own imo, but idk if i've seen em all. Jeremus, Firentis, Marnid, Ymirna, Karin, Bunduk, Rolf, Deshavi, Borcha, Artimenner, Bahashteguad(idk how to spell it :P), Matthila?(That nord chick), thats all i can recall off the top of my head. :O
SonOfPriam 1 year ago 5
@SonOfPriam
You can recall more than me XD
I only think there was Marnid as a hero in M&B .960, which is why he is standing there.
Im playing warband now, and i have 7 heroes =D
FlyingDwarfzz 1 year ago 6
@FlyingDwarfzz lol i just met a new hero today, though im not sure if it's because i just started playing TPW mod, it was like kethi or something. o.o is warband fun? wasnt sure if it'd be worth money or not lol
SonOfPriam 1 year ago
@SonOfPriam Its Mathheld
guthixking6 1 year ago
@guthixking6 Thx
SonOfPriam 1 year ago
wtf?! hu's firentis. i go 12 heroes. but 1 dont know hus firentis is.haha
ixotoxi 1 year ago
@ixotoxi he's the hero that killed his brother. (i think it was his brother) i dont quite remember the exact story, but yeah. he's got decent stats and his hair/facial hair is red. that's assuming if i remember correctly.. :O
SonOfPriam 1 year ago
@SonOfPriam
Firentis, Lezalit, Jeremus, Nizar, Deshiva, Rolf, Borcha, Artimenner, Bahestdur, Bunduk, Ymira, Marnid, Katrin. Matthilda, Klethi and Alyen and if i remember right there is 16 companion can't really remember
eskon12345 1 year ago
@SonOfPriam Klethi?
tbk017 1 year ago
@SonOfPriam lol that "nord chick" is Matheld lol.
armchairwarriorzTVBH 1 year ago
@SonOfPriam lezalit . noble dood . . . . I STOLE HIS OUTFIT
calantlor 1 year ago
@SonOfPriam matheld
nuttyriversRules 6 months ago
@SonOfPriam You forgot lezalt (the trainer)
AncientGamer343 5 months ago
@AncientGamer343 This comment is a year old.
SonOfPriam 5 months ago
@SonOfPriam Borcha is awesome because his name is cool and I also use him :D
smothdude 4 months ago
lol bug ?
mastergene825 1 year ago
@werewolfgamer96 oh rly go fuck your mom!!
florian1834 1 year ago
How can you put your "heros" in citys or castles??
SemblanteRojo 2 years ago
That's a common glitch with the .960 version. I just went inside my game files and changed the lines.
Mythic128 2 years ago
i have marnid on my side in my army lols
warhead770 2 years ago
I am the Ruler of the Nord Rebbelion. I am conquering Caldria like Hitler conquered Europe. :)
SpaceFilmStudios 2 years ago
you mean, by slaughtering millions of innocents, saying "We wont kill you" and then attacking, and breaking many treatys and deals in the space of a few days?
God, i want to be like that.
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
@FlyingDwarfzz
Don't get specific with me... you know I just meant how fast it was spreading.
SpaceFilmStudios 2 years ago
dood epic and cruel. dont be lik Hitler, be like Alexander the Great lol!
Zilla551 2 years ago
Lol.
Awesome explanation xD
favoritas321 2 years ago
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Hedhnter 2 years ago
Sephiroth!
NMxBIGxPRODUCTIONS 2 years ago
How did an enemy lord end up in your castle?
See05239 2 years ago
hes my lord
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
@See05239 Marnid is not a lord, he is a hero
FlamingSwordPro 1 year ago
Wait??? How can you put a hero in your castles/towns when I try the thing for garrison, it doesn't let me put any of them.
88dragons88 2 years ago
you cant anymore
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
rofl music :P if I were u I would take him out to teach him some manners :D
iddo12233 2 years ago
guys i dont used any cheat but i am the ruler of Swadia in mount and blade its true.
florian1834 2 years ago
@florian1834 you became the king of Swadia? how?
swbyron 2 years ago
look i just killed King Harlaus.
florian1834 2 years ago
to become king of swadia, you can kill all swadian castles, or stage a uprising. Both are very dificult
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
i know it taked me a month i dont haved troops that time i had just 1000 men but 57% of them were recruits so it took me too long while training my men so i maked 250 Nord Huscarls,swadian knights and more after that killing all swadian castle one Rhodok Sergeant sent from king Graveth gaved me a letter it was from king graveth so he maked me king of Swadia so i was his vassal.
florian1834 2 years ago
@FlyingDwarfzz wait....how to form uprising?
asadssss1 1 year ago
What mod is that?
Rikashiku 2 years ago
there isnt any mod, this is a clean version.
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
Really?
Which version is it?
Rikashiku 2 years ago
either 0.860 or 0.910, i forget.
I now use the full version
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
You modded gamefiles incorectly that's why.
LarsSeprest 2 years ago
i modded no gamefiles. At all.
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
Marnid is actually a hero :P
BrandVideoTuts 2 years ago
ya he said it in the description
F1zzzy90 2 years ago
Mount and blade gets very boring if you cheat to much and gets boring once after 4 months or so
1manrebellion 2 years ago
funny ;)
Lolzor83 2 years ago
looooll!
arvindemey 2 years ago
scared the shit out of me when the music came on. i had my speakers on full
darthjack11 2 years ago 19
oohhh terribly sorry, didnt realise that it was so loud until i watched it again :D
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
LOLOLOLOL thats awesome dude
wazupwolf 2 years ago
@darthjack11 AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
reniko5 2 years ago
I got a prob man all my cheats are working except for either kill enemy one today
justinok67 2 years ago
so its alot like normal? but u can be a king of ur own faction and its multiplayer and you can make people ur vassals?
justinok67 2 years ago
Lol.. Work for me too.. And second trick.. Put your own dude in your castle/town and go to speak with him/her. Then ask: "What you and your mens are doing?" And your answer is: I dont know. Or somethin like that :D
Wwanksta1 2 years ago
did u hack to PUT hero in castle or town because i cant it wont let me!
justinok67 2 years ago
you cant as of a recent patch
and by recent i mean a year ago
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
under what cercumstance do u ever get to arrest some one in your castle or town????????
justinok67 2 years ago
i do not know yet
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
i got my game honsestley for $ 11.09 usc On amazon ITS REALY BRAND NEW not a rip off It rocks its worth the money
justinok67 2 years ago
ig to it for about A$5.30, which is about $7 american at the time, which i belive was about...
(Checks current money rate)
15 turkish dollars.
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
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justinok67 2 years ago
compared to the price of games
$50 in america..
$120 in australia, for a tripple-a title like GTA4
The $20 for this game is soooooooo worth it. ive spent atleast 60 hours in this game, which is more that i can remember spending in any AAA title
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
JAJAJA
gonesparta 2 years ago
XDXDXD lol very funy
5877370 2 years ago
lmao
J3PP3sk8 2 years ago
Hahaha really funny vid
ProElite15 2 years ago
how to put Marnid to some of my castles becose my champions want to stay with me
blekmaster12 2 years ago
you cant put your heroes in castles anymore, as of patch 1.1
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
damn!
this is so stupit
why the creator didn't make it?!
this is so bad information for me
D:
blekmaster12 2 years ago
Umm how to capture a town and put ur banner on it cuz I captured some castle and the option that says Own Castle or w/e it was I clicked it but nothing happened?
Jasonvoorhes44456 2 years ago
i need to know if you belong to a faction
and what patch you are on would also help thanks.
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
Umm Swarige forgot how to spell it and the patch newest one
Jasonvoorhes44456 2 years ago
Swadia"
Jasonvoorhes44456 2 years ago
ok, so if you click "Take the Castle for yourself", the castle is yours right away, but you become a rebel and at war with all the nations.
If you click the other option, wait 3 days and your king will send a message-
he will wither give the castle to you, or give it to another of his vassals.
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
Oh ok i got it thx
Jasonvoorhes44456 2 years ago
no problem. if you have any firther questions, PM me please. keeps my videos spam-free.
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
tyvm i didnt know that
martelly55 2 years ago
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justinok67 2 years ago
theres not much you CAN do, but if i get some time ill try it out :P
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
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justinok67 2 years ago
im in the nords also and im looking forward to buy warband so i can be the king of the nords and my friend vassals
Afonsocool23 2 years ago
i thought warband was just a deathmatch style game, the only information that i get was that its just a 16v 16 arena match.
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
thats a new feature, warband includes a lot of things like new faction (not sure), and you can be the king of your faction and cnvinc your companies to be your vassals by giving them land
Afonsocool23 2 years ago
Hahaahahahahaahhaah WTF !!!! Lmao!! lol xP
Haha if you go to a castle and shoot arrows/bolts or something on a guard he will say the samething but not do anything XD
AllexanderFiihn 2 years ago
random song input nice XD
JohnnyBlake15 2 years ago
how do u put hero ppl in towns???
smduchode 2 years ago
you cant no more. T.T
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
i conquered many castle with no cheats long ago with big army of hired blades only till the cheats have been released
Olerus 2 years ago
OMGZ!!! O_O Mandrid has come for his vengence of mistreatment and bad burritos RUNN!!!!!
TheNorte173456 2 years ago
NIce fotoremaker :D
Kur4n 2 years ago
omfg LOL xD dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuu
moOswe 2 years ago
hahahaha
lol
damnimbored25 2 years ago
loooooooool
HitmanCALL123 3 years ago
How did you place Marnid in the castle?!?! When I station a garrison I can't place a hero?!?
DarthDormas 3 years ago
ya i know!!!
IZV12 3 years ago
heh theyve changed it, whch is gay
FlyingDwarfzz 2 years ago
you can put heroes in castles and towns with a text tweak that you can find on the taleworld forums
AdderGuyInnit 2 years ago
you can also put heroes in castles/towns in the Hundred Years War mod
xjo31 2 years ago
lol this is retarded but somhow funny :D
foad1337 3 years ago
whats the cheat
LauraKC0821 3 years ago
omg what is now in you chest
robbe700 3 years ago
Hahahahahaha!
Sophos99 3 years ago
Btw, nice name "imahax".
kober18 3 years ago
lol
yourule41 3 years ago
Dude ur working for ur allys ur king gets the castle a decides who gets it... anyhow u can get ur own castle you just need capture it alone and then send the king a lettar about getting the castle as an reward.. either he gives it 2 u or another lord... you can also just fight on ur own but that sucks cus u get no lords and your kingdom name is rebals wich sucks...
Bixxzz 3 years ago
How can I even besiege castle with my allies? I ask them with me and besiege the castle but they dont come with me.. and then it is kingdom of swadia rebels..
Makefaker 3 years ago
Pfft, besiege it yourself.
kober18 3 years ago
yes yes but then it is kingdom of swadia rebels =D and I cant make peace with others because of that....
Makefaker 3 years ago
Then don't make peace with others then, big deal.
kober18 3 years ago
Then I cant play because they besiege my castles all the time!!!!!!!!
Makefaker 3 years ago
Tell them to get outta town!
cross202 3 years ago
LOL funny
MTWfreak 3 years ago
glitched
newgoblin10 3 years ago
its awesome xD
TheDrowWarrior1 3 years ago
i need to ask something the marnid dude if it his castle why he said surrender or die
the guy who is playing this game should calll his officer from inside his house and arrest him
newgoblin10 3 years ago
Mount And blade check it out
Maxcom12 3 years ago
LOL that was funny... and and and u started protecting yourself jus funny at the ending
kalel90810 3 years ago
MOunt and blade is very good now. been playing since 8.93 i think. Yea. the startup loader has the cheats enabled thing so u can attack any castle/town that hates you.
Cheat codes:
FUll health-ctrl+h
slo-mo-ctrl+F9
Wound enemy-ctrl+F4
1000exp(in character screen)- ctrl+x
1000denars(in invent. screen)-ctrl+x (yes, it is same as exp cheat)
Disable FOW(on map screen)- ctrl+t
Teleport(on map screen)- ctrl+ click on wanted area to be teleported
other cheats I don't remember.
SoulreapB 3 years ago