How to Cook Rice

[oo7withchery]

why didn't the professional Asian bitch do the video?....she/at least something to look at!

[oo7withchery]

ur not serious

[oo7withchery]

u useless fuck!!!!!

[DiannaRulezD00d]

Btw, you look like someone that would be on "The Big Bang Theory." o:

[DiannaRulezD00d]

Damn, I need one of those doo-hickeys..

[Hannahand4everMiley]

You're such a cute, little, sexy nerd! ;) <3333

[Underground2k9]

Nigga im hungry as fuck

[inf0isFree]

Can I just say that the woman holding the camera has the most amazing soothing voice? She wouldn't have her own channel by any chance? Great clip thanks.

[Hannahand4everMiley]

@inf0isFree Yeah, it's called yourlilchinagirl! <3333

[stigmatic79]

Easy rice = WIN...

[ipoddude2454]

wow. fuck this shit. im sticking with instant ramen.

[fourcatsandatree]

That has got to be the nicest rice cooker I've seen yet! I'm jealous!

[OUWATZAHLE08]

swear you not a kook man dont you learn make your own food you need a machine to do rice what a twat

[tsilb]

Actually, it WAS an exact science - 1 part water, 1 part rice - until she went and told you to add a little more and get all fancy. If you measure 1 part something to 1 part something else, it always comes out to exactly 50/50.

[havefaith89]

I noticed that she said to throw out the little packs that come with the ramen. Does anyone know of a quick seasoning mixture that will go great with it? Thanks!

[ballerific14]

you have the most annoying voice in the world. and you're not funny

[bloom11218]

To cook rice :

Use the same amount of water as the amount of rice you use. Example: One cup of rice = one cup of water. Then put them in a rice cooker/pot and boil/cook until the rice gets cooked. Done. Thats how I cook them anyway (chinese)

[A7Xblood]

You remind me of the dad off of two and a half men.

[ballerific14]

@A7Xblood hahahahahahaha dead on

[Boby0207]

lol

[thegoodfellow41]

does actually take 10 min of vid footage to demonstrate how to cook rice?

[Reiki101]

ha....shee tah kee....

it's shee tah keh

[Burguois]

This video should really be called "How to have your $100 rice cooker cook rice"

What you really need to cook rice:

A pot

Rice

Water

A heat source

There, you just cooked yourself some motherfucking rice.

[Abnormalproductions2]

@Burguois Made my day.

[deadlee123]

@Burguois

ya his rice cooker's like 4 bills.... as long as u rince it properly a regular pot does the job...the trick is to wash it no joke

[MissJen27]

this show is werid

[MissJen27]

milky stuff, its starch residue thats left over from the process of turning the rice white, thats why brown aka wholegrain rice is healthier.

what about how to make rice in a pot? ur not really cooking rice, ur showing us how to use a steamer.

[AlainWinthrope]

3 things:

-that milky residue is starch dust, probably not polish.

-measure water and other liquids with a wet measuring cup, not dry. It does make a significant difference

-THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MSG, asshole

[MissJen27]

@AlainWinthrope

i do agree with you. one thing tho, msg is only ok sometimes, its like chocolate u cnt have it all the time.

[lolgiabb1]

Ellinas?

[asshole5418]

ya fucking gooks god dam fish face zipper face gooks

[XXxcrazyjay]

the hole at the top is needed so it wont overheat........

[XXxcrazyjay]

in my home land THE MILKY POLISH IS IMPORTANT TO COOK THE RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zokbal]

There are some misunderstandings of what she mentioned.

1. The milky stuff is not POLISH! We have to know where the rice is gotten from. If you grow and harvest the rice,

you can see brown things which are the real rice. But its too hard and

not soft, so we cut their surface many times about 9 times, then it becomes pure

white. Washing the rice is just to get rid of the dirt .

ACTUALLY, Milky stuff is GOOD FOR HEALTH!

It is the nutritions from rice, and there are scientific proofs!

[zokbal]

2. Nowadays, they don't add MSG anymore in Ramen.

Especially Sin ramen and Neoguri which are shown in this video.

I don't say that Ramen is good for your health but it's not that harm.

I mean it's good for just quick meal or snack or between meals.

[christianpoulos]

this guys a douche

[matthewmademedothis]

shit takes :D

[ilyxb00]

Oh white boy..you WANT to be like us asians.

[TheJohnIrish]

You say Justin Beaver-I SCREAM AC/DC You say Miley Cyrus-I say Jimi Hendrix You say Lil Wayne-I say Metallica You say Flowers-I say The Who You say Pink-I say Aerosmith You say Hip Hop-i say shut the fuck up You say Pop-I scream ROCK!! You say hanah montana-i hit you in the face 92% of teenagers have turned to HipHop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this message to another 5 videos. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!!ROCK 4 EVER

[jesse8258]

@TheJohnIrish fuck ROCK

[MrAshitank]

You say Justin Beaver-I SCREAM AC/DC

You say Miley Cyrus-I say Jimi Hendrix

You say Lil Wayne-I say Metallica

You say Flowers-I say The Who

You say Pink-I say Aerosmith

You say Hip Hop-i say shut the fuck up

You say Pop-I scream ROCK!!

You say hanah montana-i hit you in the face

92% of teenagers have turned to HipHop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this message to another 5 videos.

DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!!ROCK 4 EVER

[redsplash168]

Nice spam chris

[vxt1024]

My rice cooker have many buttons and a digital clock on the front. Don't be jealous.

[DinosaurxB]

omg kill me. kill me now.

I only made it to 2:06

[IngloriousSob]

amazing how filthy rich he is just by sitting on a webcam.

[qp1021]

rinse the rice and the milky water is some starch from rice......LOL

[Tymmyy1]

Beautiful kitchen, but really......Spam?!

[lvl9001Troll]

REally theyre not shit takes?

pfffft fucking homo

[kiliysali]

waste of time 1 *

[garrettmckeown]

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[edwardnr17]

Lightning problems...

[Deanwrd]

OMG! Go to How to cook rice. The lady in the vid is to the point, with no BS. The video is a buck tenty five long. And in this video I found the woman behind the camera more informative than this guy, who was killing me. Wow! Could this dude be anymore annoying?

[DriftAngelV]

thie whole vid had bad lighting. learn to use a cam, bro.

[VengeanceIV]

lol. considering Imé was holding the camera..

[ilovmc]

SHIT TAKES!

[kokishundo]

haha, in asia, even a 6-year-old can cook rice. especially now that electric rice cookers exist. XD

[FATKATKY]

Loved the vid! It was entertaining and informative!

[19fas88]

fuck shit

[lsl70]

Uncle Ben's Ready Rice. Throw the pouch in the microwave for 90 seconds and your good to go.

[johnbrexb]

@lsl70 ...uncle ben`s rice is full of unhealthy chemicals....natural is much better...

[amurbach]

Gross! 

[lsl70]

@amurbach I think it tastes great! Turns out perfect every time rather than boiling it in a pot on the stove.

[richard833]

@lsl70 aka disgusting

[lsl70]

@richard833 Why? It's still rice. I've had cooked rice and rice from restaurants. Whether it's that or from the pouch it all tastes the same to me so why bother going through a whole long process to prepare it? Before the miracle of Uncle Ben's Ready Rice I would cook rice in pot on the stove and it took 40 minutes. When I'm hungry I want to eat right away. Not 40 minutes later.

[richard833]

@lsl70 lazy american is lazy.

also bad rice is bad.

[lsl70]

@richard833 There's a difference between being lazy and using your time efficiently. If that wasn't the case then everyone in the western world is lazy because nobody produces their entire meal from scratch.

[dx3100]

@lsl70 LAZY

[MyLauralicious]

@lsl70 LOL!

[isk8tokill]

crap ive been eating raman noodles my whole life, i didnt know they have msg in them

[arushd1]

rice is easy to make XD just bu some rice. add the amount of rice u ant in bowl and put the of water as same depth of the rice in the bowl

[agoogi]

your pantry is very well organized!

[Freakinstien88]

what dose he say at the end, Will ya later?

[1bentley4ever]

To enhance the spiciness of Asian dishes, a great chili-based condiment to use is Sriracha. Very spicy, though.

[carlosmind]

i can do rice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mistergrayfox]

did he said chicks for hire

or hips for hire

[PRODVDi]

damn, this vid was helpful. might buy a new small rice cooker just because i want one.

[crosteve02]

wow this guy is real damn annoying, he probably has ADHD.....i have friends who have ADHD and act more normally than he does..

[lebanna711]

lol, this is like watching my mom teach me to cook rice... "Wipe the bottom!!"

[chrisXBOX360]

yow chris ur a funny guy.... lol shit takes

[edwardnr17]

oh, and the camera seems to have alot of problems keeping good light-levels,,

[edwardnr17]

Next time, please make a video showing us how to boil water! I've been stuck on such tricky culinary for weeks! my water always turns out cold, and sometimes it dissapears! :O WRYYYyy!?!?!? Make a video explaining this plz!

[slammoslammo]

You two talk too much, STUPIDOS! Good news is that I didn't watch the whole thing!

[emocuteboii]

same over here i just watched the first 00:59 and closed it -.-

[killer2834]

man someone tape this foo mouth

[myschwettyballs]

wow she told you to throw out the sauce? that's the best part! Damn she's disgrace to her race.

[PinoyBoy2829]

pls dont talk to much, im just here for how to cook rice now show me lmao

[nickjuly4A]

Rice is pretty good!

[tres311]

this nigga will make a video showing you how to take a propper shit! btw fuck xbox 360 PC games and wii virtual console merk that shit

[kopiih]

fat fuck

[whysalmon]

Hey, you talk too much!

[AtheistThatsATheist]

hips for hire. Sounds like a hooker. I got all disappointment cause shes got a great voice

[xJayDayRawr]

haha you are like freddy from icarly xd but older

[gab1971]

"freddy" does not know a thing about computers it is all fake the stuff that he has is all fake even the moniters and computers and even the phones they are just greenscreens

[MouseGuard1]

I love her voice!

[airsoftslayer66]

haha same here

[TheLostMedici]

Would have liked to see the rice at the end of the video. This was fun.  (lol shit-take's)

[Elazul2k]

I'm unsure if this guy is just a super geek, gay, or a combination of both. Though it doesn't really matter much I suppose. Good video.

[wanageeska]

Fuck! if you are going to do web broadcast, learn how to shoot: LOCK THE EXPOSURE! Jeez.. its like amateur hour now with this you tube shit.. TAKE A VIDEO CLASS OR JUST READ IN THE WEB! but by all means do no broadcast if you can't even do basic shooting!

[alefamzari]

i lol'd at shit-take mushroom.

[ElchinMendes]

my! 10! minutes! of! my! life! gone! :(

[yourlilchinagirl]

I agree! I don't like pushy Asian chicks either, lol. :P

[HighQualityRecords]

5 minutes to get the fucking rice in the cocker

haha

[bobwhang]

you put rice in your cocker? That's strange...

[alotlikevegas7]

chris is awesome

[UneX100]

Now that i rince the rice. They are much more delicious.

[redsplash168]

lol Shit takes hmm I REALLY hope that was not serious.

[kiddsock]

Be careful... the Cuisinart company might not like the towel on top of the appliance. Fire Hazard.

Plus the flavor packs have a ton of salt with the MSG.

Keep on YouTubin!

[Chasnj007]

I agree about the towel thing, I would NOT leave the cooker unattended.

[Persiana]

You're really jumping the shark there Chris.

[LxrKan]

shit-take?

haha

did you never question yourself after just thinking about that?

hahaa

[LxrKan]

dark much? XD

[macintologist04]

You don't need a rice cooker to make rice. Just pour 1 cup of rice and 2 cups of water into a small pan. Heat until the water starts to boil, then reduce to low heat and cover. Wait 15 minutes. Done. No overpriced rice cooker necessary.

[inuyashafan3448]

E ya later. Love that =D

[gfxjedi]

cooking rice is almost as easy as making cold cereal. enjoy!

[nickegbg]

making cereal sounds pretty complicated... cold or not.

[spindlegrinder]

Ya let's see Emay I bet she's hot, I'm sure she's better looking than chris!!!!

[LxrKan]

LOLz haha

[forrealee]

cool vid.. i just wish the lighting was better :/

[ch3sterp]

Beautiful kitchen, Chris.

[randy106]

nice camera

[maclancer]

He is addicted to asians women

[SmokeyCZ]

i love japanese girls as well, too bad there are almost none of them here :(

[boboy2u]

Cool! I have the same refrigerator as Chris Pirillo!

[andrew0596]

is the milky stuff not just starch?

[UneX100]

Dang, i love the voice of the Asian girl.

[UneX100]

shiitake

[RikuAOW]

ROFL, Didn't know it was "shi-ta-kay"

[DanerC07]

chris and his asians again

[yourlilchinagirl]

Imei and her whiteys again, sigh. ;P

[187chona]

hahaha tapatio chris has a lil mex in him

[c0deReality]

he's partnered with youtube, = daily revenue off his videos and channel + views and subscribers

he makes money off of the ads on his website (as others said) = revenue

he makes money from doing 'reviews' and featuring items = revenue

he makes money from sponsoring stuff, and showing off stuff (like software for example) = revenue

and of course, he makes money from doing his conferences + tv appearances + any other public thing he's done = revenue

yeah, i'd say he's doing alright.

[gsfilo123]

so youtube pays people that are partnered up with them?

[StillAware]

I think at a certain subscriber count yeah.

[c0deReality]

chris hires asian belly dancers to cook his food?

i lol'd hard

[DJparsons89]

u just use minute rice i make it really good took me a really long time to get the timing right LOL

[xHerox95]

rofl i was eating rice while eating this

[Peetah16]

rice is the shit

[caleb1823]

nice kitchen i got a better won lol

[jeffzahnd]

the applebees you work at dont count

[mayhempk1]

Chris is so hitting that.

[y35n00b5]

miso hungry...haha

[juutuub0]

"lower" (when giving the massage) xD

[FedorMP96]

hahaha shittakes xDxDxD

[Boonchocks]

wheres the tech? you do non tech videos really shitty. this sucks pirillo. fuck you for this.

[SpartanVoodoo]

way to be overly critical lol

[baseballjmr]

woah woah woah...just don't watch it...cool it there tough guy

[hilariousfilms]

Nice house. Is that the new iMac on your desk in the background?

[hman53]

Why is he smashing the hell out of that rice?I know you rinse it but dang.

[destecs]

jasmin rice ftw. (=

[benny19941994]

Nice Citchen ;-)

[dusneed]

Nice counter tops man.

[Atheyst]

Obviously. Not only from the ads but he gets paid for giving shout outs + the ads on his website. This is his only job.

[davidrayahin]

90% of his revenue comes from Gnomedex his tech conference.

[Atheyst]

Gnomedex isn't big enough to make him 300 grand a year. His Pirillo website makes 253$ a day alone from the ads. He also has ads running 24/7 on his livestream. Go daddy sponsoring on his phone rings among other things.

[hacktheplanet90]

a man of business

[andrefrancis1]

I would have liked to have seen the consistency of the cooked rice. Were the grains separate?

[Plankicorn]

lol she seems ticked off at you

[windowspczone]

my god, the "polish" is the starch. Not a polish. Christ

[furknee06]

Lmao this guy is crazy scrawny yo

[srwboy]

Is this typically talking tech ?

[bigfelon]

I tried this and it works perfect! i would use two cups of water for every cup of rice but for me it taste way better with one cup of water for every cup of rice. Thank you.

[Delirium619]

ha, it's nice to see me and my dad aren't the only one that does that finger test for the water level, i do it a little differently in that i measure from the top of the rice to the water level using the first joint of my middle finger. My rice cooker has like 8 buttons, I'm usually done prepping it to cook in a minute but i still don't get why i'm the only one in the house capable of cooking the rice..

[gijs370]

How to cook rice !?

Damn, just read the package. Follow the instructions and voila you have rice on your plate.

I never learned to cook anything, and even i can cook rice.

[survivor303]

a electronic thing for every single food thing? if you have a normal stove, you dont need any unnecessary elec stuff.. our planet man!

[licaleito]

so you got divorced again Chris?

[gainrage]

The "film" is called starch.

[jtfyou]

7:00 - Another computer >.>

[joshNgab]

funny that u didnt kno how to make rice like it was rocket science or sumfin

[jruddock]

Try making rice in a pressure cooker. It comes out great. Sticky!