Dave Chappelle Killin Them Softly Part 4

[damours9x]

upvote so we can get the quotes out of the top comments...we just watched this shit, we know what he said!!!

[phatdo44]

oh my god... I think those black guys are gonna try to save us...

[ghostmimewency]

turn the audio captions on,lol is so funny.

[feathertopDT]

Thanks for uploading

[ille24]

Dave Chapelle is a very intelligent man

[SUiCide7thstreet]

come on. sign the treaty baby. i suck yo dick. hahaha. dam neer pissd myself.

[bobbythehero]

oh my god, i think those black guys are gonna try to save us....

[daftrok]

6:54 Epic standing ovation.

[kidbase1]

I LOVE THIS GUY I WISH HE WOULD COME BACK NUFF LOVE

[leozilla31]

Come here lil nigger baby mwah

[BulletProofSkywalker]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!­!

[PurpleLightning147]

ZIP IT UP AND AIP IT OUT!

[Aceact77]

@PurpleLightning147 ZIPIDEEDOODAA NIGGER BYE BYE!!

[RossJohn69]

Hello! We have got 5 black ..... Hello?

[goldglove221m]

i think the crowd at 6:52 thought he was talking to them

[Dimchab]

Zip it up and zip it OUT.

[MrNothing00]

"I suck your dick!" *standing ovations*

[666devilfabricater]

i am watching this video surrounded by my black friends,and they are looking at me right now typing this comment,if something happens to me after i write this,pls CALL FOR HELP! XD

[bella3718122]

@666devilfabricater :o

[Lanternfan619]

Dave Chappelle is fucking HILARIOUS

[simplythebest444]

I was just laughing and I noticed that it was kinda like Dave's white guy voice. SMH

[clipsryan]

"Oh boy" Funny as hell.

[LikeAMadCunt]

why do i keep getting recommended marilyn monroe shit

[LadyVanHelsing713]

@LikeAMadCunt Most likely? The Marilyn Monroe reference in the comedy routine...

[LadyVanHelsing713]

6:46-7:25 I think George Bush Jr. may have taken "make love not war" a little too far...

[orangegenie]

hahaha marilyn monroe is in the related videos

[ItayAndReaz]

This part was so funny lol... ahhhh...ummm they is treatin us good, we all chillin and shit, hmm i'd like to give a shout to Ray Ray and Big Steve

[sinbd]

thumbs up if you have no idea who your city's mayor is!

[Gammodore]

Dave is so good at white man impressions

[em129836]

Dave Chappelle 2012!

[donovanmatthew1]

come on sign the treaty baby id suck your dick like wtf mr president lol

[ProjectileBurn]

"hello, we've got the 5 black..hello??"

[onurtje5]

"I'd like to give a shout out to ray ray and big steve"

[dodoman121]

"Come here little nigger baby mwaaa"lolololol

[rotativo13]

Hello..Weve got five black...Hello.........Hahaaaaa­aaa

[ZombieInLaw]

I love his Clinton impersonation :)

[theadrii01]

MRRR PRESIDENT... STOP SUCKING THE ENBASiTERS DICK

[bluzy90]

funny shit

[cesivilla]

Zip It UP & Zip It OUT!

[theadrii01]

Zippiddidooda byebye..

[inari12700]

happy birth day mi is ter pres si dent

[BallsMahoeny]

his white people impression is hilarious.

[bradledots]

hahahaha i burst out laughing when i seen marilyn monroe in the suggestions box

[JVandyy]

awww ur so cute. lol. it doesnt matter what u say. genius

[Sayhayhiphop45]

Even if I vote, which I don't.

[Sayhayhiphop45]

I started freaking out...cuz he was chinese I was like why's he talking like that?

[7007babyjay]

"Happy Birthday, Mister President...."

"Bitch my famliy's here!"

[7007babyjay]

"oh my God......i think those black men are gonna try to save us."

[kelvincarter989]

his white voice is so good. rich white guy voice. dammit i miss dave

[ChoHoBroFoSho]

ZIPPEEDEEDOODAH BYEBYE!!

[CalexanderJ]

Bitch, my family is here!!! LOL!!!

[RichMaxwell]

"...cause them two pages in History are stuck together. " lmao

[adebola86]

Funny

[eltiskendaj]

Zippidy doo da!

[mrfreshness2008]

White guy: Alright, we're gonna close the deal is that fine with you Dave?

Dave: Yeah sounds good to me.

White Guy: Great. You have a good weekend Dave.

Dave: Alright buddy, Zip it up & Zip it out.

White Guy: Uhhh. Uhh alright, Zippity doo da! Bye-Bye!

[conner1ize]

''All i know about that man is that he sniffed cocain..now that may be fine for a mayor but god dammit not a president'' HOLY SHIT LMFAO XD

[RedXSkii]

he does the best white impersonation for a black dude lolol and even his clinton is good

[Makav3li13996]

didn't hesitate or nothing. LOL

[vash2839]

stop sucking the ambassaders dick....no no let him finish...i will sign the treaty LOL

[Thebeastwitin1]

Cmoe on sign da treaty baby i'll suck ur dick!

[arra009]

i dont really know a funnyer guy then david chapelle lol

respect from amsterdam

[Drebln893]

"No body look at my faceeee".....XD

[KoreanKommando]

@tetas760 he allowed a secretary to give him a blowjob and he got a lot of shit for it

[NavySealWannabe67]

@KoreanKommando acually it was an intern

[gabilokote21]

'' zip it up nd zip it out.. uuh??? aalrite ziptyduda bye bye''

[tetas760]

what did clinton do????

[crazyjak56]

@tetas760 he picked up a black baby and kissed him.

[sheldondesmond]

@tetas760

got a bj in the ovial office

[skaterspwn]

I am white. and i am voting for Ron Paul for 2012

[lendog3000]

george bush still made it to the white house

[EnviedCure776]

Kennedy may have been a horn-dog, but damn he was a good president!

[skaterspwn]

@EnviedCure776 he was the last real president we had that century. He tried abolishing the federal reserve which is why he was assassinated. :(

[popprincess3601]

10 people were asked personal questions.

[lizzfrmhon]

jajajaja the black hostage letter, LMAO!! "ah..umm.. they is treatin us good, we all chillin and shit, ah Id like to give a shout to Ray Ray and big steve..."

[MrUNITEDTiLLiDIE]

10 people tried to take black people hostage

[thejfromva09]

you know why history don't talk about that much? cuz those two pages are stuck together... gah im dyin

[kenkash1]

10 people sucked the embassadors dick!

[RandomCookiePeople]

"Come here little nigga baby, mmmwah!" <--- So dead.

[carboleda9]

and send some newports...

[carboleda9]

we all chillin and sh*t...

[akakiki8232]

I SUCK UR DICK! that scared the shit outta me and i laughed so hard! XD

[lakersfan1974]

bitch....my family's here!

[NafizC]

come on sign the treat baby...i suck yo dick

LOL

[thefascinatingballer]

"we are chillin and shit"

[tq3eufiy]

Dave makes a great white guy voice.

[LloydChristmas856]

10 people have a severe mental illness

[TheSoflydiva]

omg i think those black are going to try to save us.

[bangoutboss1]

everybody get on the fucking ground!!!!

[Draious]

"come here little nigger baby!" *MMTYAA* hahaha

[latdero]

@Draious i said mmmhhhhmmmmmm hahaha

[poopmaster30]

Zippity doo da hah

[Otter61494]

ZIP IT UP AND ZIP IT OUT!!!

[br00tul]

Happy biiirthday Mr. Pres-i-dent........bitch my family's here. hahahaha

[borrego5650]

Weve got five black... Hello?

[jvezp]

Dave speaking like a white man sounds like Tiger Woods

[borrego5650]

Cmon sign the treaty baby.....

[TheJoeLorenzo]

shout out to ray ray and big steve lol

[DavidAlanRogers]

I wish I was black so I could laugh at this without feeling... white.

[GetR3al]

@DavidAlanRogers You are pathetic, go kill yourself

[DavidAlanRogers]

@GetR3al I wish I was Jamaican so I could keep it real without feeling... High.

[akakiki8232]

@DavidAlanRogers it's ok ur black on the inside lol

[nickolis]

@DavidAlanRogers lmao

[c4chimme]

@DavidAlanRogers haha that made me laugh hard

[7007babyjay]

@DavidAlanRogers Dude really? you hilairous! XD

[R16Nacole]

@DavidAlanRogers Lmfao!!! You are hilarious!

[MrCollege2009]

i need my penis sucked before my 3:30 ^__^ lmfao

[LilMama2312]

"Come on...sign the treaty baby...I'll suck your d*ck! (GASPS) MR. PRESIDENT!" LMMFAO!

[siahp68]

@AngelCutieUtie haha hellah i laff everytime i think of this.

[navadeh123]

COME HEAR LITTLE NIGGER BABY

[bolch88bb8]

"zip it up and zip it out" is my new slang term for business transactions going in a good way.

[kaya992]

alllright zippity doo dah bye bye! hahahaha i love it.

[kellyFrecklescollins]

"C'mon Sign The Treaty Baby! I'll Suck Yo Dick!"

[riso11234]

come here little nigger baby

[jbrandonf]

10 people had black hostages.

[tubenachos]

At 6:53 I think that's where Tyrone Biggums was born!!

[MrDerseh]

Hello, we've got 5 black. Hello?

[MissCourtneyBelle]

Stop sucking the embassitor's dick!

[TC92993]

"They is treatin us good, uh we all chillin and shit, i would like to give a shout out to big steve and them."

[nka203]

Marilyn Monroe on the related videos.. ROFLMAO

[Agangofblackies]

EVERYBODY GET ON THE FUCKEN GROUND NOBODY LOOK AT MY FACE!! LMFAO

[flabelfly1]

Umm...mmm...They izz treatin us good. Uh, we are chillin and shit. I'd like to give a shout out to Ray Ray and Big Steve

[TheRonaldAlaniz]

4:16 - 4:40 omg funny shit

[TrueDominguez]

whoa whoa whoa dave im trying to tell u bout fucking my wife

n ur asking me all these personal questions

hahaha how ironic

[jlj115]

go to 5:39 and lol

[kilamppl15]

"Come here little nigger baby !!! Muahh" Bahahahaha laughed too hard !

[SymbioteSpideyman]

"I will sign the treaty. There will be peace in Israel finally."

[Coltru2314]

his white person voice is so damn funny!

[davidamayajr]

they izz treatin us good!

[ThaBraftyCastard]

Come Here You Little Nigger Baby!! MWAH!!

[JR113FTW]

"NO LET HIM FINISH"

[pfog]

come here little nigger baby! MUAH!!

[NafizC]

CMON SIGN THE TREATY BABY...I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!

[noemtzm73]

Those two pages in history are stock together jajajajajaja

BITCH my family its here jajaja

[noemtzm73]

Those two pages in history are stock together jajajajajaja

[JR113FTW]

"come here lil nigger baby *kiss*" hahahaha dave's clinton voice is amazing

[ENZOGangsta911]

I started freaking out because he was chinese why is he talking like that? LOL

[5PEDROGARZA8]

Spark this long fatti' blunt! Play waw. . .

[ropy89]

2:42 - i was at work and had to yell...laughing made me scream'n' shit

[dominicasher1]

how do you watch this and dislike it?

[DonThaBeast]

Hello we have got 5 black.....Hello!?

tat shit had me laughin 4 about an hour

[xcrusader911]

@DonThaBeast i dont get it explain it :S

[DonThaBeast]

@xcrusader911 basically what he was sayin was that black people are bad bargaining chips, if terrorist take black hostages their basically fucked (the hostages).... but man the joke is really self explanatory if u listen to wat he says before the joke

[Grothfogtheviolent1]

0_0.....Bitch my family's here! Unuhhhhhhh!!

[CapitalBhoy78]

DANE COOK = PRICK LAMEASS CLOWN.

DAVE CHAPPELLE = PROPER LEGENDARY COMEDIAN.

[sweettamalito74]

weed smokin' fornicators

[socrguy123]

9 white people didn't understand the thumbs up remark

[187Alen]

Funny, this was before 9/11.

[Ler24oyJenkins]

ID LIKE 2 GIVE A SHOUTOUT 2 RAY RAY AND BIG STEVE

[Ler24oyJenkins]

EVERYBODY GET ON THE FUCKIN GROUND...NOBODY LOOK AT MY FACE...CUZ HE WAS CHINESE....WHY IS HE TALKIN LIKE DAT

[weezy420flame]

lmao "dave dave woah woah woah take it easy now, take it easy" thats too funny lol

[voieboy]

Zip it up..and zip it out

[Daily0Dabble]

@voieboy uuhhhuhhhh ok dave zippidydoodaa!

[milkwasabadchoice131]

funny as hell, but the political shit was exactly wats wrong with america. Not looking at policies just thinking "hes a nice guy, ill vote for him"

[overpwnage17]

@milkwasabadchoice131 exactly man! We need presidents who can sucks ambassador's dicks! we need more treaties!

[shortbound]

*quote from the video we all just saw*

[boomshakong]

9 people are disowned by their family.

[911esteban07]

LMAO come here little nigger babe MUAAAAAAAAAAAAH ;)

[lauperu26]

@AngelCutieUtie LMAO ;]

[Otimel1022]

every comment on a comedy vid is some guy copying a line that has been said in the video we have all seen. Gosh I've eyes and ears myself

[weezy420flame]

if i see george bush ill kick his motharfukn ass for cuttin my medicaid!!!! lmfao fukn funny!!!

[weezy420flame]

8 white ppl dont like this lol

[kidmongo1]

Best Bill Clinton impression ever.

[rafaelitokilgore]

I love this crowd

[grimreaperx89]

Come on baby i suck yo dick man come on sign the treaty ctfu