Doug Stanhope - Rubber Fuck-My-Face (Sacred Cow Production)

[24199312]

I have nothing against psychiatrists but against that they give These drugs to People that can causes Death ... When everything can be treated with therapie

[gaussmanv2]

The first time I heard this, I couldn't stop laughing even to a point where it hurt to laugh.

[colemanater1]

i'm from madison. should of went to the gashia house

[Scalarburn]

Oh man, I about died when he said he received the rubber FMF from Tim Minchin. I love you both, Tim and Doug.

[Scalarburn]

@Scalarburn Damn, He said Mitchell. The fact that Doug is atheist and Tim is agnostic, and that Doug drinks on stage definitely made it sound more like Minchin the first time around.

[rasicar]

@Scalarburn Either way... props that you're a fan of the Ginger-Rock-God!

[enslavethesoul]

hes just not that funny.. i mean, i like what he says, hes just not very good. i dont understand all the hype around him, people think because hes anti-establishment, and dont get me wrong he seems smart, but somehow he lives up to bill hicks. he doesnt even come close. bill hicks had good delivery and presence. doug is like listening to a drunk guy, so hes funny... but not really..

[eezysqueezy]

@enslavethesoul I love Bill, but he's dead. So that race is gonna be real short.

[JovialEel]

@enslavethesoul You fan boy queers are so lucky Bill Hicks is dead. It would be such a blow to your ego if Bill were alive to tell you first hand how fucking funny Doug is.

[karsown]

@enslavethesoul please watch No Refunds 

[putthisonmytab]

Holy fuck one of the funniest stand up routines i've seen on youtube!

[petestrat07]

5:32 ... Far from impressed lol

[sydneydowful]

this is the veelveta lounge right? or maybe its not.. I don't fucking know.. either way its funny as shit

[N1earNoutyamama]

He's been my favorite comedian for about 6 years now...went and seen him in Nashville a few years back. He's genius!!

[mort0subite]

Oh my fucking god... lol. That was intense. "It didn't raise the bar for jacking off. I don't need the egg to get there now."

Genius.

[Akirathedon92]

After I watched this I googled 2 things.

Rubber fuck my face, and Doug Stanhope's dick

[AceOfHeart2012]

This is one funny fucker. i piss myself every time. I love his line: "I love you more than Jesus. Now watch me jack off."

[mactumbo1]

those chicks at 2:33 HATE him. ahaha

[holypsychopath]

@mactumbo1 yes they do

[BxSQUIRREL]

u get fuckin teeth with booby trap

[Kilgore334]

Maybe thats just how I party!lmao

[dyoxiv46]

maybe i'm drunk, but that chick at 5;32 is vibrating.

[wr3ck]

jim jeffries completely ripped this routine off

[simplekaty]

why aren't the girls laughing?! how can you not laugh at someone being so fucking honest?

[JiangZiyaTabooDays]

@simplekaty He's not talking about relationships and using pop phrases like Dane Cook. Most women don't do well with gross out humor.

[louiearmstrong]

LOVE the girls expression at 5:33

[kingsteve55]

@louiearmstrong she looks real scared or turned on

[naliuj]

@kingsteve55 not much luck with women eh?

[kingsteve55]

@naliuj sad but true

[kingsteve55]

@naliuj sad but true

[metacarpied]

aw shit, this bit makes me laugh every time.

[JiangZiyaTabooDays]

"Disgruntled Dong Ho," hahahaha!

[PAULAZ63]

Que grande aventura Dougie!

[SacredCowProductions]

YouTube: How Weed Won the West

...featuring Doug Stanhope!

[23Skeetoo]

I got baked before watching this, and laughed so hard I had to keep pausing the video to catch my breath!

[KilluaXIII]

fuckin awesome! killing me. and btw, the chick at 5:32 is damn cute

[Bootyking3069]

Not the Velveeta Rooom!

[SassySaserella]

He is the best... So refreshing!

[YearoftheKlown]

wow. its happening again. Im actually feeling light headed from all the laughing.

Doug Stanhope: bringing meaning back to youtube

[Paivex86]

You're right sir, correct sir.

[DownSyndromeArmy5]

"what would you do? Nubby teethy things...mouth hole..."

[drunkandmisguided]

He asked that girl if she knew what it was-

"POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!"

She didn't know whether to laugh or... not.

That part was funny, he's really improved though.

[binloved]

lmfao!!! sorry (lmao) no words now.....hahahaaaaaaaa!!

[gc017342]

Trailed out like a needy child...wow...fell straight outta my chair. Thank you for that Doug. amazing.

[droppedyursoap]

You jack off the old fashioned way with the vibrating egg in your ass XD fuckin amazing