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  • How come the black guy dies first in songs too?

  • Lol LMMFAABO!!!!!!

  • HAHAH

  • thats weird i read this joke in a joke book today lol

  • @legobobsleder

    What

  • Legobobsleder

  • Fat guy: I think he's dead. What do I do?

    911: Sir calm down. First you need to make sure that he's dead.

    Fat guy: Well I can do that. Hold on a sec. *GUNSHOT SOUND*

    Fat guy: Ok, now what's next.

  • @aj27117 Oh but that was in the video? why repeat it?

  • @aj27117 ooohhhhh.... thats what happened. i should really read it before i watch it. then i can give the video a thumbs up. hmmm... but i did watch it and i clicked the like button... so should i give you a thumbs up to double like it? but then it just goes to you... are you like a whore or somethin? haha that fuckin fat guy got us both, damn!

  • its not funny its suppose to be the funniest joke ever but its really not

  • press 3 alot to see the guy in the back do squats

  • That should replace all the definitions of america on textbooks that are in our school

  • lol thats awesome

  • hahahahaha awesome

  • YEP THATS 100% AMERICAN, LOL IM FROM THE UK

  • Lol he took that the wrong way! XD

  • fat people shooting themselves and doing retarded stuff... hello america :D

  • This joke, or a variation thereof, was, at one point, declared the funniest joke in existence by our Britannic Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

  • omfg thats hoularis

  • Is funny cause the squirle gets ded

  • Lol

  • did u call to tarlk about you your kids and your jonson

  • i have that ringtone

  • Lol

  • hahahahahaha

  • "First i need you to make sure he's dead." "well i can do that! hold on a sec.... BAM!! hes's dead, now wat?"

  • gees i laughd at that for 2 minets and i know i spelld stuff wrong

  • Ive heard that joke before!

  • THATS THE ANGEL VOICE FROM BORDERLANDS

  • THAT WAS RETARDED JUST LIKE JUST JUST O MY GOD!

  • hahahahahahahahhahaha

  • LOL hell naw,,

  • That... Is fucking funny...

  • y u be trollin

  • hahhaha there not even real guns but thats funny lololololllolololololololo

  • lol

  • this is not really a fake, its actually a real 911 call that these 2 men just reenacted

  • well he only did what the operator told hi to do dam thats funny and messed good thing its fake.

  • That i soooooooo just american.... soooooo stuuuuupid...... aaaaaalways have to shot eachoooooooooother......

  • @TheZedmore It iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssss­sss prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun toooooooooooooooo makeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ooooooooooooooooof whaaaaaaaaaaaaat ooooooooooooother ppppppppppppppeople dooooooooooooooo.

  • You trolls!  Fake and gay!!

  • wtf!!! lmao

    

  • This is so sad yet so funny at the same time LMAO :(

  • lol XD

  • An embarrassment to America. -.-

  • HE IS SO STUPID..>.<

  • everybody type in gift before youtube at the top and press enter

  • Plopplez ploppy poopy fatty XD

  • your fat you big poopy

  • your fat

  • Thankfully Cheney didn't have to call 911 when his hunting buddy was shot! That kind of question just might have ended in this same manner!

  • @Filnizer WIN

  • lol his dead

  • hi is a mintel retared fucken funny tho

  • FUNNY BUT THAT GUY IS A PRIK

  • @BROfromotherMO Its only acting. You dont have to overeact.

  • that reminds me of my buddy

  • hunting accidents arient funny. my dad was in a hunting accident.

  • @screMformyicEcream omg dude its a fucking joke

  • LOL

  • "he's dead, now what?" Lesson 2 Dispose the body

  • @Urbanweirdo7 step 3 rape the dead body

  • is that jon pinnette

  • OH MY GOD! he got same phone like i did couple of years ago!

  • lmfao oh my fucking god

  • LOL!!! real comedy

  • yaaahaaaa big rednecks

  • hey...jimmy....come here for a secound...... :D

  • good enough for a vice president....

  • i got on ahem "911 whats your problem? yea my neighbor fell out of his tree house i think hes dead! calm down sir now check if hes dead. ok *boom boom* ok now what?" i didnt steal it from this its my ringtone

  • she was talking to him like the people talk on those OnStar commercials

  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Too bad were not that stupid...

  • FAKE AND GAY

  • hhhahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha­ha

  • Stupid

  • @drexonor

    Why copy a comment

    Because u don't have a good enough imagination to make them your self?...

  • hilarious hahahahaha

  • l0lz hell naw...... When she ask to make sure he is died, that didnt mean shoot him again.

  • Gay fag is faggety gay whos the gayest gay fag of all the faggety gay fags

    ... and his homo.

  • ha ha rednecks r fuckin idiots

  • @MrKingy666

    Thats why you cant spell, nor punctuate.

  • OMFG FUNNNNNNY LOOOL XDXDXD

    

  • wait..was that an acctual 911 call

  • I love it! lol

    

  • raywilliamjohnsson much better !!

  • Should've been a Commercial.

  • HES DEAD NOW WHAT........ DONT EAT HIMM U FAT SHIT!!!!

  • @Kierank30 obviously not when i fucked ur mom

  • @SuperCarlisleunited Haha, shut up kid, whered you get your face the toilet store?

  • @Kierank30 im not a kid blood i will fuck u up saaannn fuck u u homo i will beat ur white ass

  • @SuperCarlisleunited Obviously you are. You are a lonely 8 year old who needs to get satisfaction from trying to make people angry over the internet.

  • @SuperCarlisleunited you obviously are. ur a lonely 8 year old who needs to get satisfaction from trying to make people angry over the internet. Go back to special school, retard.e

  • LOL , owned

  • LOL

  • heheheh

  • It's ok he only shot the dumb ass in the head so it missed his brain.

  • fat ass

    

  • Holy nice police order!

  • fake!!!!!!!! and gay!!!!!!!!!

  • @Sillzboy12 supposed to be fake dumbass

  • @Sillzboy12 WoW! Genius! You figured it out all by yourself? Congratulations! (It does not even trying to prove its genuine so I do not understand you comment)

  • Laugh

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  • hahahahahaha fucken funny as red necks ahahahahha gotta hand it 2 yaaaaa jajaja

  • LOL

  • Lol, Rednecks and guns. :D

  • <====3

  • Lol my mate told me about this like last year and ive never typed it in! I just found it on another friends channel and it was this! LOL!

  • fat fuk

  • @magicadam5 learn English asshole then comment -.-

  • thats a dick cheney moment

  • i hope he used hidden id on the celphone

  • good old rednecks

  • of a kind rednecks...

  • This soppose to be funny?

  • @narutorasengantube *Suppose* And yes it is, and it succeeded.

  • lol

  • Ok Sure i can do dat.....

    *BANG*

    His Dead, Now What?

    XDDD

  • fail

  • Gay fag is faggety gay whos the gayest gay fag of all the faggety gay fags ...and hes a homo

  • @mudholeboyz wow way to steal from other videos

  • @emoslap hahah yep when i seen it on raywilliamjohnsons vid i laughed like never before... :p

  • retard hilbily

  • @goflyersgo1 ya know whats funny? im pretty sure that even hillbillies know how to spell hillbilly.....NOW WHO'S RETARDED?!?! HUH?!?!? NOW WHO?!?!? =P

  • @Hondarida112233 maby use his body as bait to get animals to shoot :P... lolz.... **rednecks**

  • howd i know hed shoot the guy at the end lol

  • Well, I can do 'dat PEW Ok, he's dead, now wut?

  • Still laughing...

  • Gay Fag Is Faggety Gay Whos The Gayest Gay Fag Of All The Faggety Gay Fags

    ...And Hes A Homo

  • @MrYourFilm haha rwj

  • oldest joke in the book...

  • BWAHAHAHA

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  • @omarioninoo hha...

  • lol what a dumb ass!

  • thats not funny but i did the maze thing on my brother and i told him to stand in front of the scren and he screamed and then started to cry sooooooooooooooooooo funny

  • hahhaha...(:

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Well His Death Now What? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • hahahaha (boom) well.... hes dead

  • wow thats funny well she did say make sure he is dead lol

  • Dude, your friggin funny as crap. Great job man. I dont useally like comedy. But fantastic. Think ima find some more vids from ya

  • watch it 5 times and still laugh !!! ROFL ! ;) bf4ever :)

  • No comment!

  • lol

  • im a redneck and i think this is damn funny

  • nothing a lot of beer couldn't fix..

  • F***ing Red Necks !! remind me of Americans....!!!

  • HOWLY damn funny

  • hillbilly rednecks

  • rednecks r stupid racist biches

  • DaTs FUNNY AS HELl!!!!!!!!!!

  • Now THAT was funny!

  • bang hes dead now what?

  • Ha.

  • Fake and gay

  • @xerotron5 gee you think dickhead?

  • A redneck with a cell ?

  • MY brain is dead... Now what?

  • Yep hes dead now wat do i do lmao

  • fucken fat ass pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @fuel23r TROLL

  • omfg lol rofl wtf sft

  • WTF lol dont ever trust rednecks they blow ur brains out

  • Pahahahh .....Gotta Love them Rednecks!!!!!!

  • that guys stupid

  • i seen that joke a billion times now xD

  • thank god for rednecks!!!

  • lol I heard the joke before

  • complete win!

  • this was stupid as fuck.

  • ha i love that...police"you have to make sure he's dead" man"make sure he's dead? i can do that hold on 1 second".................BANG..­.....police"WTF??" man"ok hes dead ow what??" haha love it im favoriting....