TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN!!!! -- Bella's Dawn Gets Broken....HARD! #BellaUpTheButt

[mysteriouschildtwent]

Ur telling the whole movie gaddamit

[taliyah802]

shut the fuk up your so annoying you sound like a fuking siren :)

[Theatrefreakk1234]

Breaking Wind is so much better. Seriously. It's a real movie :P

[jordanemily100]

bella smells like bacon..... WHO DOESN'T LOVE BACON!?!?!!?!

[whizzkidkis]

The thing you said about Jacob being whinny soo true I swear he was such a little bitch!

[Bree65667]

Hilarious:)

[lickityangmang]

She smells like McDonald french fries. Everyone loves that smell.

[JayyOneill]

ive never seen or had the urge to see twilight and then i saw this and Now i really don't wanna watch it LOL it sounds shit! aha

[iblackened1]

lol this is the whole movie! should have watched this instead of wasting time...

[moocow456moo]

Omg! I thought it was team jacob or team Edward! I like team Charlie's mustache the best

[NininhA163]

ITS A SWAN!!!

[myponiesmylifex]

Well there is no piont wanting to see the movie anymore! :)

[taytayswiftyfan327]

@myponiesmylifex  its a realy good movie

[MizBeeBee101]

The awkward moment when the 2 top comments are e x a c t l y the same...

[bigbrown4114493]

The awkward moment when the 2 top comments are the same.

[brianarenee233]

@5:13 Carlos? Lol

[HetaliaFangirlable]

Bella Swan smells like depression and weed.

[TheCheymad]

#bellaupthebutt lol buck!!!!!!

[GLEENCIS]

Edward said to Jacob "if she dies you can get what you always wanted" that mean he can kill Edward.

[DarrensGirl1958]

Oh fuckk. I don't even need to see the movie now.. Thanks for the recap! xD

[fantasy4eva99]

LOL this is hilarious

[iTzAZZi]

She was dead and suddenly she has eye shadow on, I'M ALIVE!

[101balletfreak]

@LiliRock2000 she is. Read the book

[LiliRock2000]

This movie was awkward and strange.The last scene i didn't understand is Bella a vampire or not?????

[GLEENCIS]

@LiliRock2000 she is since the red eyes and stuff. Read the book it is better

[kirmalold]

TAKE IT UP THE BUTT BELLA TAKE IT UP THE BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!

[GeekyLaurenLoveU]

im aliiivvee < i laughed so hard <3

[craZchic12]

OMFG LOLZ his name is Carlisle not Carlos xD

[hororka666]

OMG .... next time I am going to see your review first and than the movie :D I saw it like a few hours later than the world premiere :D It started 00:01 the next day :D

BTW you are perfect :D you made me laugh sooooooo freaking much actually :D OMG PLEASE GET A TV SHOW.....:D

[Canojo76]

best movie of the? year in my opinion. goto:

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[Akana431]

My respect! 7 minutes to tell the whole movie and I understod every word.

[Dolusu72]

i -3 that movie soooooo much and i cant? wait untill prt 2 thumbs up if u feel the same way

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[Xxcanes190xX]

Lol this is hilarious xD

[twilightfreak9634]

omg buck calm down!!

[mrmeekl24]

i tweeted bella up the butt

[BeckyJayneGJ]

it is A SWAAANN. LOVE.

[RochelleLeah1792]

haha carlos?



[karenarcy]

aww rob is so? sweet he is so concerned if it comes to kristen :)

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[allaroundgirl1000]

lol suddenly she has eyeshadow on and IM ALIIIIIIVE!!!!!!! lol i nearly peed my pants!!!!!!

[hhhbkbh]

shit!

[adiclm29]

The baby was kicking at 13 days pregnant? That's impossible lol

[NerdyTheGorgeous]

Ure a grown up version of my friend, weird and very creepy, but if ure team Charlie mustache, I can't judge

[ummmmm20]

Buck you are awesome and made me laugh out loud (really loud) :D

[lolgirl1717]

Wtf dude ur gay ? And u don't make fun of Bella.

[TheQueen7891]

#Bellaupthebutt

LMFAO!

[babydoll001994]

LMFAO! I LOVE YOU, BUCK!!! xDDDDDDDDD <3

[2Cool4Math]

I love how I don't need to watch the movie, because Buck sums it up perfectly! <3 <3

[arialice16]

Bella is a slut, edward is probably gay, and jacob is a teenage drama wolf<3 nice first linee(:

[Robsessed171]

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! I'm crying right now!!! LMFAO!!

[berlaburger13]

in the end they brought her back to life with eyeshadow

[OneZaynDirection]

Omg 5:31 when he shouts 'AWKWARD' I swear I pissed myself! :')

[tutus4life]

lol is it a fetus, is it a baby, it is a swan...black swan!!!

[LaShan161]

lol omg this is so funny!! i never seen the movie yet but i love how you basically gave me the whole movie :) too funny

[allyharrismartin]

omg i saw breaking dawn and am i the only one hu realizes tht he just summarized the whole movie?? I wish i just watched this video and not gone and saw the movie!!! LOL

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o(uu) lol my version of a bunny :)

[Youdontknowtherainbo]

Thnx for telling me 'bout the movie, now i don't have to watch it :D!

[123sleepinglee]

i literally just spewed hot tea over my laptop screen when you said "i bet she licked it" ahahahahahahahah

[awesomelyizzy]

that awkward moment when bella acting dead is no different than bella acting alive...soooo true xx

[xXtEiYaXx]

That awkward moment when Bella acting dead is no different than her acting alive..

#EPIC!! :)))

[RAWRRitsHan]

Is it a fetus, is it a baby, IS IT A SWAN?!?!

[stevemartin14]

I'm Team Edward. Edward Scissorhands, that is. And you're right. You can't tell the difference between her acting dead and her acting alive!! I love this so much. I'd give the books a 3.5 out of 10, and the movies a 1 out of 10. Vamp's don't sparkle.

[Nattyratable]

This guys messed up Edward and bells 4 eva

[MileyRayCyrusLuvr100]

The awkward moment when Bella acting dead looks just like Bella being alive.

[NicholasKevinJoseph]

There was a lack of glitter tits. HAHAH

[lovelylilD]

She probably smells like a used tampon that's why vampires love it.

[JennaSoccerM]

He said "if she dies, you can kill me" kind of thing

[Pheebs4horses]

"In the end, they brought her back to life with EYESHADOW!!" Hahahaha

[TheDareDay]

FWI Breaking Dawn SUCKED

[sizzlemira]

"Is it a fetus, is it a baby, IS IT A SWAN???"

[LittleMintBird]

CARLOS.

[MaiLay143]

She smells like fucking vamp./werewolf hoe-ness...........

[ThatOrangeDinosaurXx]

I don`t really like twilight.

[newmoongirl811]

during the part with Jacob crying i could not stop staring at Edward in the background spazing i love Jacob and my eyes just went back and forth and i felt so bad for Jacob but could not stop laughing at Edward

[IceFruita]

your killing mee

hhaha

i'm rolling on the floor hhahah

[xxxxSOSEXYxxxx]

TAKE IT UP THE BUTT BELLA...TAKE IT UP THE BUTT! -Buck lol

[OlitaAndFriends]

Did anyone else notice how ugly the CG baby was? I guess they spent all their money trying to make Kristen presentable.

[jessbabe001]

As always loved it buck!!

[jessbabe001]

She smells like Ass!!

[SandraGonzalez85]

I laugh sooooo frikin' hard!!! hahahahahaha you're hilarious!!!

[hanabanzers]

her had and mouth and butt smell like glitter.

[hotchick1888]

bella's skinniness actually made me me look away for like 15 min....gurl needs a steak NOW

[amandalaurahelms]

Follow me on tumblr :) dk-godess.tumblr

[hp4373]

Not loving this one.... :-/

[Tinipple]

This video was WAAAY better than the movie! ^_^ (Plus I thought I was the only one that noticed turning into a vampire included a full face of makeup)

[Alexondra121]

bella smells like fish

[makedarkroses]

That awkward moment when your cat is dying and you try to see if eyeliner will save her too... xDD

[backupsugarmanson1]

Did you call Carlisle, Carlos? haha

[ubuibme]

you're right, the wolf pow wow was dumb. well, the whole movie was dumb but that was... ok, awkward. lol the whole thing could have been done in 15 minutes and not lost a thing. and yes, bella acting dead is no different than bella acting alive. is she like chronically constipated or what?

[TheAkimarie]

Why does anyone bother to pay to see the movies? I say we all just watch your recaps instead. They are usually better than the films themselves... Just sayin'.

[bandlolzzz]

i like the scene where bella's back and knee snapped. Edward's face was epic xD

[Zolena289]

Omg, I laughted so much. I originally subsribed to you because of your first Twilight review :)

[AbsolutelyApril]

yeah that wolf scene was wayyyy awkward i was like is this the lion king except with wolves? lol

[rawrrawr5]

I loved the movie but your review was so fucking hilarious!

[GAMEZILLA50K]

I'm high watching this haha :)

[angileeca]

"What creepy ass vibe does she put out to the universe that only vampires and wolves SNIFF her out as there one true love...what does bella smell like leave a comment below"...i wouldn't necessarily say candy and love and sugar plumbs wtf that is...mainly because in twilight edward looks like he's about to barf when he smells her for the first time...is that a reaction of a delicious tasting meal.? i think not #Blood<thank-you very much! :D

[missradiology]

"and jacob goes from supportive to whiny in ten seconds as always."

bahaha! i LOVE your reviews!

(even though i loved the book and movie...)

[coolkiid82]

THIHHHIIIINNNGGGGGGGGG

HAHAHA

[InuMaddie]

'And Carlos can't stop it' LOL XD

[doe14]

I liked the movie...but oh my god. I almost peed my pants watching your review. It was amazing.

[OrangeGraffiti]

Lol I was grinning through all of this, but the ending had me laughing. I was putting off watching this video cos this movie looks sooo bad and the book was downright AWFUL but I watched anyway. (Your review, not the movie. I will never watch the movie)

I'm glad you didn't fangirl over it, Buck lol

[downpoursinger]

Book was dumb. Film was an improvement. But still .... somebody stab me with something!

[cox8806]

Boo. I love you Buck but I dislike this video. Oh well.

[CrazyJungleWoman]

OMG I LOVE YOU!

[xSarahSpeechlessx]

And as always...TEAM CHARLIE MOUSTACHE!

:D

[alibby82991]

LMAO it RUNS.IN.THE.FAMILY!!

[alibby82991]

buck i swear i love u only u can make that movie half as good as the book!!

[Starstrukk1001]

Spoiler... Lol amazing review michael!!!:D i feel like i just watched the movie but i havent seen it yet and waiting for it to come out on dvd!! "and they brought her back to life with eyeshadow!" love u michael

[pixieroseee]

Oh my God, literally dieing. This is the best review ever, I love you!

[xXpandalovex]

that movie was disgustinggg

[ijakeofficial]

She smells like queef! :P lol

[frozenfeather13]

i wish when the wolves corner esme she would've turned around and like seriously hissed. would've been epic!

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[randomroundtree23]

my god i feel like i can breath after this GOD STOP FOR FUCKING AIR !!!!!!!!!

[JenH14]

Okay I am officially TEAM CHARLIE MUSTACHE now \o/

[greenary]

best episode ever



[xhm100]

Billy Burke is pretty hot

[hazeerbss]

FUS RO DAH !

[pcfulshades83]

Am I the only one who realized that Buck called Carlisle Carlos O_O' Well...still <3 you Buck :)

[HummingBirdinAminor]

Edward tells Jacob that if she wants sex, she can have Jacob for that.

[SuperCuttie2011]

She smells like vagina lol..!!!

[1234KTP]

Did you call Carlisle Carlos throughout this whole video? If so, Thank you, that was hilarious!

If not, I feel like and idiot.

[thejoachimk]

I always wanted to scream "skin on skin! Let the love BEGIN!" right when the sex scene begins.

Oh, Jeremy Jahns. You give me the best ideas.

[MtheHufflepuff644]

Lol, your review /almost/ made me want to watch I just to laugh XD but then I remembered I'd have to waste money on this shit to watch it, so to happening

[JessieBradleyMusic]

I saw this movie just last night and you know what your video made me want to do Michael? WATCH IT ALL OVER AGAIN. It was AMAZING! (Although, not as good as Harry Potter 7 pt. 2, but still much better than Harry Potter 3-6). But really, the rule with this type of thing is, you won't understand anything unless you read the books first, the movies do not tell the full story.

[AthenaSparrow]

OMFG XDDDD 'they brought her back to life with eyeshadow'! so true

[RioLovesAdam1]

TAKE IT UP THE BUTT BELLA! Lol :')

[SorryNoCommentHere]

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[ilovethatboy24]

And IM ALIVE!!!!! Rotfl

[dysney365]

STAND BY YOUR MAN... :D:D:D

[DeniseFlutschi]

the wolves talking scene was really weird, the voices were autotuned. It would've been less weird when the voices had been normal

[nolaitaliaoperachick]

NO GLITTER TITS. BOOOO.

[TALBOTCM]

Jesus... I love your vlogs, but this made me want to shoot myself.

I don't watch any of these stupid/juvenile shows.

Can you please limit your reviews of this numbing $h!+?

[Vegetarianninjafreak]

the wolves talking together WAS the worst scene. I LOVED THIS VIDEO. favorited.

[noelleleeXD]

that awkward moment when bella acting dead is the same as bella acting alive HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[IlanaFTW]

I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS INTO BEARS. OMG IM DYING I CANT...

[darkagome]

Bella smells like chloroform and cyanide XDDDDDD

[arienacullen]

WORST VIDEO EEVER except the all the parts saying how messed jacob is

[audsfire1]

All reviews..all brilliant...all Buck.

[mshappygurl111]

suddenly she has eyeshadow on and.. "I'M ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!" hahaha that made the video xD

[ookami3380]

she smells like raw bloody tenderloin sprinkled with dog food.

and hipsters.

[bunnyhop212]

I bet she smells like Bacon because dogs go crazy for bacon and vampirse just love human haha

[goaliegirl100]

IM ALIVE!!!!!!

[nailsinc19]

i kinda wish she died, it would be funny. she smells like some nasty ass shit that only pervs (edward and those dude from twilight) and a wolf can smell

[smileyshaunax]

TAKE IT UP THE BUTT BELLA! ;)

[Rackinashzure]

She smells like baby "crap" stuff or something...lol idk where im going with this lol XD

[RukiaHitachiin]

I read the book and I loved the movie XD so that part wasn't true. BUT you as always are hilarious and I love you Buck!!

[luvubby93]

she probably smells like a cactus :P she sure loves them!

[UnoLamperouge]

She probably smells like bacon or a medium rare steak. That would actually explain why two carnivorous males are attracted to her.

[NikkiJTelevision2]

OMG that's what i said, like what was the point of the eyeshadow?! lol

[downbythebrooke]

she smells like miley cyrus

[Spiker1218]

#thatawkwardmomentwhen AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[EnemysGateIsDown]

lmao I haven't seen it yet but it sounds like a keeper.

[xoxlivelaughloveoxo]

your so excited through the entire video :P

[PrettyLittleLiar15]

I dont like how u hated on Twilight so much. What the buck >:l

[umwhoajenny]

That awkward moment when Bella acting dead is no different than Bella acting alive.

[hippiechics57]

lol "brought her back to life with eyeshadow!" lolololol luv ya buck!

[ThathaSauc3]

Hahaha! Omg I love you man! Funny episode!

[XILoveMyJohnnyBoyX]

#haha

[jennmarshall16]

I want to watch the Twilight movies with you!!!!! haha, but I did love this movie

[MarijaKeisha]

omg you really said it all :D I read the book but I still enjoyed the film! I was surprised but it was actually a good movie. If we don't pay attention that they are rushing so fing much in everything that is happening. But yeah moral for the kids- The sluts will have everything at the end! Happy story!

[footkickessurassess]

She must smell like dog food.

[TheSmark99]

DUUUHHH, she smells like a dirty ass slut!

[kfkichigo6]

jajajajjaa who's carlos!?!?! LOL!!!

[ihatebeans99]

This recap is very nice, but i have to admit Kingsley's recap was even funnier :P

[ihatebeans99]

I'm asocial, Love you bitch! never gets old :P

[Cullenfanpires707]

she was dead as a door nail and then they put eyeshadow on her and suddenly IM ALIIIIVE!! XD

[wenelleXnickj]

in our country.... they cut out the UGH UGH UGH SCENE! aw man!

[MsSheeep]

‎"That awkward moment when Bella acting dead is no different than Bella acting alive" :D :D

That was totally what I thought!