Jumping on eggs without breaking them

[psychospinny]

good show sir, i can fap to that

[DopeDivinity]

I don't get it. But that's Ok.

[iostream1]

41 people tried this, and failed.

[nopushbutton]

thankyou; this will help me greatly in my travels

[shizeninho]

news anchor is really hot wow

[shaftsbury94]

BRING BACK NATIONWIDE,

[HoulihanFryingPan]

this is (insert egg related pun here)

[Macday000]

@HoulihanFryingPan WELL ARENT YOU CLEVER

[genesisproject]

eggceptional talent

[dickshittheoverrated]

That was eggstrordinary.

[TheCrabPope]

His form was eggcellent.

[DevinTClark]

I jump on eggs

[Teeg32]

Fab Doris magazine lurves this video. They gave it four ayoops and a mooshy pea.

[TraderHotch]

Ah, northerners.

[magosko6]

englands got talent!

[some5672]

we can develop an atomic bomb 30 years prior to this but we can't even..

you know what? nevermind.

wtf.

[asero3300]

What age did he start training for it?

[TinyArts]

oh man i almost died of laughter! Should be illegal to post funny clips like this.

[Forkstorm]

@TinyArts that's stupid.

[shedbhoy2502]

ya must be yoking me

[iolande1]

why oh why don't we have a video of him jumping across the canal?

[LukeHouser]

the #BEST

[1oo1oo1oo]

This should definitely be put in a capsule and sent into Space.

[welstijlfilms]

I published this video on the Dutch website WELSTIJL (12 may) Kind regards Sem Mallée

[michaelritchie200]

*sigh* Ten thousand years of human evolution and that is what we have achieved.

[Fangscream]

@michaelritchie200 : Wow, so negative. You act like we're not the smartest living organisms on the planet.

You act like we haven't found ways to receive signals from satellites built by us and use them to communicate halfway around the world! Humans are brilliant. Many are underachieving, lazy monkey-boys. But all-in-all, humans are amazing. Just look at this fellow! (lol)

[simontja]

Wow he skimmed that egg before he jumped it!

[monsterscarry]

Was this a Monty Python sketch? and if not, why wasn't it?

[ranran4life]

yep he definitely humped on the eggs!!! lol

[mspaintexe]

BRILLIANT!

[Toberoni]

His outfit is perfect

[Stoneville12]

Really Reddit?

[biobiowar]

really wanted him to fall XD

[aerris]

nice shorts. my favourite part of this video was when he felt it click.

[BlockyAppReviews]

lol what a d1k

[cholubaz]

wtf?

[adamdeaap]

almsot evberyone can do that i think xd

[00Avenger17]

what the hell is this lol?

[101Jman]

I am disappoint

[popeymike]

we've lost skills like these in the modern computer age- such a pity.

[gmoar]

WHAT

[hemal67]

Wow !!

[MouthfullUK]

FANTASTIC !!!

[Timmertube75]

If only they had had today's advanced slow motion HD cameras to capture this (you know - like that great white on Planet Earth) - this still would have been shit.

[weeman26537]

That's not even close to jumping on eggs without breaking them.... that is jumping in the air and tapping the eggs with the bottom of your foot.....

Ignorant as shit.

[crapatitus]

this is a joke and a waste of time

[adoptediconfilms]

thats not jumping on them thats touching them in the air

[dave2152001]

hes pretty damn quick for an old fart..

[19996669991]

TV just doesn't gert any better than this. Thank you.

I love it at the end where he says in his Northern accent.....'Oh yes.....definetely been jumped on.......yes.'

Brilliant.

[KUTZITOUCHHELP]

how do you mean northern accent

[Futurebobbers]

1974: Egg definitely jumped on.

1993: Manchester 2000 Olympic bid rejected.

[rowanlamb]

"this is where the legs come in..."

Classic

[Ricci12345]

Genius, the man is quiet simply a genius!

Can only be Monty Python!

[Northside777]

Truth is stranger than...Monty Python.

[computewiz123]

rofl

[nbboi1]

The most stupid thing I have ever watched. Shame on me!

[xJesteRz12]

grandpa wiggins straight beat da shit out dose eggs Mutha F*ucker Jack Jill beat eggs with bat

[antoniodcz]

Brilliant! You couldn't make it up, could you?

[hydroman333]

That wasn't jumping on eggs, that was jumping and touching eggs with the soles of his feet while in the air. Slight difference in wording makes a huge difference in perception.

[ianb4music]

Absolutely fantastic, tears rolling down my face right now. oh my goodness......

[Couktwin]

"Its definitely been jumped on, that egg".

Priceless

[chulk607]

Hahah, indeed.

[FixedNewsChannel]

@Couktwin lol fuckin classic.

[lilclownballer]

I can do that myself WTF !

[codswallop321]

Arguably the finest 49 seconds in the history of British television.

[taff22]

"That's it, is it?"

[moleman9]

Wow. It is like he told a very bold lie and then the situation got horribly out of his control!

[t0xickid777]

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

give me back my almost a minute

49 seconds

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LAZER TO THE HEAD!!!!

[tomsawyersucks]

hahahahahahah fuckin con

[jimcahn87]

this is the biggest epic fucking fail of all time what a waste, it's amazing what some people will do for spotlight ^_^ lame-asses.

[TheAmazingTurd]

Epic FOOL!

[sierradelta07]

They couldn't have looked more underwhelmed! Genius.

[buntmeister]

Britain's got talent!.... just not here!

[zdorov]

Nationwide was a great programme. Check out the spaghetti growing on trees clip. Classic. Golden age of television? Most definitely!

[charliemfc]

Genius!

[wergersnee]

is taht really a egg?

[vonpippy76]

Eggcellent video, If only my balancing on a turnip could have made the news, ah those were the days, no sign of Anton Dec and his celeb chums

[BCJ1985]

Who the hell is "Anton Dec"?

[ramsuz]

As far as I can see, he only jumps over the eggs, briefly touching one of the eggs with his foot.

[Antonink]

Is This Monty Python Flying Circus ?

[luckysk81980]

English foolish

[Ragnar145]

"Thats it! is it?"...

[iuhuuh]

"oh yes its definatly been jumped on that egg"

[blajing]

Lol, I think Britain deserves an Olympic gold for this.

[fattyfudges]

My favorite all time video this. Mr Tony Mccabe is a hero and should be made Prime Minister if not at least god

[skunkpants]

''Ah yes its definitely been jumped on, yes'' hahahaha good old fashioned tv

[mixomatosis]

Now why can't TV be like this nowadays? Today you'd get some gurning twat like Vernon Kay asking you to text in whether or not you think he'll manage it, and then he'd only get in one attempt at doing it before the adverts.

[Freecell82]

@mixomatosis

It's still like this. Look up K-Strass. Some guy pretending to be a yoyo champion to fuck with news stations.

[PersianG]

this is so funny

[Bubelhaftisch]

She's straining to encourage him at the end of the video.

Poor man.

[Zudationas]

I loved the look on her face afterwards

[buzinaocara]

WOW, this is the most skilled man I have ever seen!

NOT

[boomsboomsbooms]

eggcellent

[SANNAFABICH]

XD LMAO

[allthesestars]

Manchester's finest, everybody. Round of applause.

[djmasala]

long live innocent!!

[jamieharveybf]

absoluty amazing!

[ejrulez123]

that is amazing i wish I could do that

i'd be thebelle of the ball

[teddy011993]

I feel really sorry for the guy... He must have felt so embarrassed when he realised that what he did was nothing special.

[checkdigits]

Worryingly, it's not a joke video, he is actually being serious - it's a clip from a programme called "Nationwide" that used to be popular in 1970's Britain and was broadcast at 6pm. Nationwide was "light entertainment" and local news for a tea-time audience at a time when people still smoked cigarettes at their office desks or on the bus and having a pound in your pocket meant you could eat, drink and still buy a newspaper. A guy (not) jumping on eggs was lame...even then!

[bswift5]

i wonder if he is still around that was pretty cool

[T3RiMiKs]

this must be a joke

or a very hard drug he's on

or both

[xxlmember123]

that guy can suck eggs

[Sherdliska]

kick ass, that's totally L33t

[billywhore]

haha can someone please tell me if this is actually real or just a comedy sketch?

[TenaciousDenny]

WOW! my mind was just blown!

[death1201]

WELL ... that's just .. hmm too awesome and SO SO SO GReAT that I didn't even think any human can do it =_=

[RoadToDawn51]

SHENANAGAHNS!!!

[kevyruthy]

this poop video sucks the geek isn't even touching the egg

[KoroOutbreak]

Surely this must be a comedy sketch...

[opinion56]

ok so are they going to show him jumping on the eggs or what?

[blackry]

Only the brits.

[j43ms]

now you can see why we're so proud of our country!

[keywolf23]

HEZ NO NOOB 2 Da Jumpin oN dEm EgGz! he got som MaD Skeelz!

[R0LLERGIMP]

That's skill.

[NoodleBrutals]

In his eyes it's totally about how quick he can move his legs, and that he touch the tops of them while he's in midair, but at the end you can totally see the news anchor is having her doubts about why in the hell they have this guy on the show lol.

[OrcOnAFork]

lol

[lvecsey]

where are the mythbusters. i just want to see them go to the trouble of mounting a pressure sensor

[malibooey]

watch?v=1UEOZGFzPas

[lowlypeasant]

oh yes, its definately been jumped on.

[cherrabanany]

watch?v=1UEOZGFzPas

[ErickWithNoK]

LMFAO.

[RyaZila24]

this is freaking hilarious

[abraxnos]

AWESOME!LOL

[Sock1122]

lol wat a cheat, he didnt jump on it at all,

thts like me saying ill punch an egg eith nuckledusters on and not crack it then jst tap th egg.

[marthavandross]

CAN YOU DO THAT? THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

[Byronws]

faggot

[shawnmeboy]

fake

[numba1ej]

uhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeaaa um dats not jumpin on eggs thats jumping over egges.......gosh ppl r dumb back in the day!

[towyn]

Ironic....?

[vyse75]

thats so gay

[BuckeyePanda]

did they not have screening people back in the day? who the hell let that guy on the air...

funnyass vid though

[bandidagen]

dont worry guys this guy is dead

[testyourflex]

hahaha, good to know!

[Project90107]

Que Mierda es este video,sea la madre del puto viejo ese

[RyaZila24]

lmao

[squarefrog]

"Thats it is it? That's jumping on eggs?"

"Oh yes it's definitely been jumped on"

[babelfishsoup]

And now for a man we three buttocks.... Indeed I see where the Pythons got their inspiration....

[bralen24]

I'm going to try this trick on my boyfriends testicles. :)

[VdeoRater]

ouch

[flowaus]

Women would do anything to get out of sex...

[JacobKenneth]

Remember to tape it.

[paperclippizza]

lol wtf. old times were amazing.

[kieranace]

hahahaaha

[nashysworld]

So that's it then is it?

lol!

[norsef]

I'm more interested in seeing him do that with a human nose.

[BenevolentRooster]

Oh, how fantastic!! Slow news day much? Bad talent scout much??

[juancit0]

Hilarious!!!!

[gruts]

I am so pleased you posted this. This item is legendary in our family. I well remember watching it at the time.

[bigbeefe]

That's not JUMPING ON that jumping then tapping.