Flight of the Conchords Keitha round 2

[timpr101]

@jamesaellis do you have a link to convict migration in New Zealand? I've never heard of it, nor do I know of any historic penal colonies in New Zealand. Fairly sure convict migration was only to Australia.

[jamesaellis]

I love this. Its funny because New Zealand had convicts sent there too. XD

[theezakje76]

OPTION B!!!!

[stanboy69]

i said met but he raped her.

[xhellonhighheels69x]

Root me again? sounds so unsexy.

[RiKxNu]

@xhellonhighheels69x as a former keitha conquest. it is.

[semtex84]

lol love it.

FYI: No rapists were sent to Australia, rape was punished by the hangmen' noose.

[nic235235]

Haha I forgot about when she puts in milk and its just from the cereal bowl.

[7CellarDoors]

ROFL XD!!

Not a bad portrayal of your typical Aussie girl. At least where I live... -_-

Seriously ladies, grow some class or grow some balls. Sitting on the bogan gender fence is pretty uncouth...

[duncr]

"Come on you big mong"

[FilthyManatee]

So her mother's tea recipe is cold water, an old tea bag, and old milk with fruit loops in it?

[wilburtrex]

I'm an American that just went to Australia!

My questions?

Why don't Aussie rinse the soap off of dishes after they've cleaned them? Why don't they have paper liners for toilets... why are there so many troughs in the bathrooms. Why do they eat french fries with forks?!

[JUSYJUZ]

@wilburtrex : i always washed the soap off my dishes ,and nothing is better then having the option of a nice big trough to piss in haha ,and i never ate french fries with a fork until i came to europe

[Viribad]

@wilburtrex

A lot of brits and aussies and south africans don't rinse their dishes. I don't understand it. Whenever I'm at their houses I drink from the tap, or I'm getting a mouthful of suds.

[UltraMegaSandwich]

Hahahaha everything about this sketch is funny

[nebechadnezzar64]

"listen big j, you could never get more australian than me"

"look of dispair" lmao

[jarrodclough3007]

this shit is unbelievably funny, go Aussies!

[ColloidalWarrior]

Me Dad's so Australian he's in prison.

[getsomenutz]

Both good options... HahaHahaHaha

[abiwhale]

I wish Keitha would come to the 'States sometime - she seems like a fit, athletic girl. I'd take her to one of our sporting events here where we could root hard in the stands, then I'd give her a pat on the fanny for a job well done...

[123OBrown]

@abiwhale ya cunning linguist

[morganaaron322]

@123OBrown LMFAO

[countchunkula]

I lost it when she poured milk from the cereal, too funny.

[yellowbelly1966]

the second option

[l2iku]

"Say when"

"When"

XD

[tingaling124]

This is my absolute favourite episode, as a Kiwi living in the states FOTC make me feel at home, aussie pisstake included :D

[broncocrazy911]

best eva

[subasemg]

This is hilarious.

[wineandwomen]

"I mean, I said 'met,' but you know----he raped her."

Funny as shit.

[2SixGraders]

Keitha is well hot.

[Wardenclyffeforever]

I think FOTCis best when its paying out Australians. This Keitha thing was all gold.

[duncr]

0.28 check out the barbie in the lounge!!!!! Fantatstic oh I love this

[duncr]

Is your mum australian?

Yeah she's a panel beater

LOL Flipping awesome

[iankyoko]

That is over the top!

I wonder what a mong is?

[OfGreatLakes]

@iankyoko Short for mongrel perhaps? I'm from the States, so it's only a guess.

[stormQ]

they're both good options :D

[Sesquipedaliantique]

"Me dad's so Australian he's in prison!"

[mrcakey]

He was "a renowned rapist" ROFL!

[GoopyProduction]

Did you wear protection? Only on my penis.

[XEnterCoolNameEreX]

"Do you think there's any chance you're adopted?"

[guitarfreak186]

mmmmmmmmmmmm.... fruitloop tea

[gralto]

I'm an Aussie and this stuff with 'Keitha' is 100% comic gold - loved it!

[theroadsofar]

"Is your dad Australian?" ... "Still?"

[hoydengirl]

i'm australian and my ancestors were convicts and my great grandma was a prostitute, and this doesn't offend me at all. It's satire. Only an idiot would believe that this is what Australians really talk like (or decorate like), and who cares about the good opinion of idiots ;)

[zok161]

I'm another Aussie (with a Kiwi wife)....who finds this absolutely fu$#cking GOLD!!

Thinking changing my daughters name to Keitha...

[AlissaK1994]

1:13, that face! XD

[smedaas]

"They're both good options" Hahaha

[kennylippiatt]

THAT BITCH STOLE MY MOM'S TEA RECIPE

[yasini]

im from aussie, well im not an aussie, thankgod for that though that episode was epic! haha, giving it to the aussie was quite a good one. Flight of the concords ftw

[sunline101]

lol typical aussie gal. and so true as many of her fellow country men and woman share the same story.

[drmiggins2006]

its just supposed to be funny...aussies have been taking the piss out of kiwis for decades, so good on FOTC...all just a bit of fun....

[jamesjonesrocket]

lol at the barbeque in the living room

[Doodlekin]

Haha did you see the fosters can in the first video?

[clarksc1988]

"Milk please?"

"Yes."

*grabs old bowl of cereal* "Just say when."

*immediately* "When."

I think I cried laughing when this happened.

[justinhardt1]

"what about your father? is he australian.. still?" lol

[ROLtheWolf]

Both good options

[wineandwomen]

I'd root Keitha in a New South Wales minute.

[mrnavarro1]

i love this show i think new zealand and australian folks are so cool. love their sense of humor.

[Qu12]

Jesus this is a send up, FotC don't really hate Australians. They're satirising your argument right there - just stop arguing over what other people of a vague relation who just happen to be part of the same collective of the each of you respectively did to each other. Embarrassing.

[dg127]

haha I'm so glad I'm not nationalistic. Being Australian is funny.

[DarkWhite25]

we have a good time, and dont care about image. and we have some of the strongest banks in the world. aussie aussie aussie. lol i love this place.

[11111lololol11111]

Proof that Aussie's have a sense of humour is that Keitha is played by an actual Australian actress.

[SuperModelVogue]

her mum's recipe LOL

[518cal518]

fucking ownage

[BILLKAULITZGIRL4EVER]

"And that's how they met. Well I say met, but I meant raped her."

ROFL!!!!!!!!

[seungdeok]

Ha ha ha wateva tossa today adelaide is as backwards as it gets... note to everybody who is not australian "seriousnews2" proves that people from adelaide are prudes! tossa!! go put your pie pie in a bowl of pea soup tossa!! lol nah seriously "seriousnews2" lighten up.. no one gives toss dont be so sensitive..

[ColloidalWarrior]

Me dads so Aussie he's in prison...

[MALOSINZ]

"I mean I said 'met' but he raped her..." seriously funny sh-it

[starswitch]

Aussie chicks are awesome :) I'm a kiwi, of non european decent, and when I meet Aussie's they treat me like a kiwi, something my fellow kiwi's fail to do. They are great at reminding you that your not one of them.

[zAce0fSpadez]

my friends a kiwi an hes kwl so i like that particular kiwi i just felt like commenting

[NeoFalcon69]

Sarcasm humour is typical of New Zealand jokes. I now how you feel - I told a joke and they thought I wasn't joking.

Aussies and Kiwis just love taking the piss of out of eachother - nothing serious.

[chocisgod]

As a kiwi living in Oz i can tell you now that Aussies and kiwis love taking the piss out of each other just like mates should

[PrawnToucher]

I say met but you know...raped her.

ha ha

[kroxigor01]

One word come back from the Australians: Baaaah ;)

[Rachulie]

yo, any new zealanders on here wanna answer me a question? just went to sydney and they do noooot do sarcasm so they all thought i was rude. are new zealanders the same?

[xXxXxParlottexXxXx]

nope newzealanders are so much better:L

[quadfin1234]

It was polite of them not to mention the australian love of buggery - (beastiality)

[Rynn57]

@ quadfin1234. I think your assuming a bit much saying australians like beastiality.

[BabyFratelli1]

:) They're so funny. Yay for kiwis!

x

[lolalerraine]

I'm a New Zealander and I find this funny, but not as funny as my australian friends sitting beside me (who are basically pisisng themselves) hahahha. It's funny, and if it's not to you then just get over it. It wasn't intended to offend. Chill out.

[itsStruth]

I love this episode. I'm a little embarrassed though that any aussies would not like it because it portrays them badly. What nonsense, it's just the usual pisstaking that happens between the kiwis and aussies, and it happens because we're so close.

[thegovernorsass]

I'm from belgium and find this more than hilarious, and think some people on this page should get their brain restored...

love fotc they're amazing!! :D

[Leeso54]

As a proud Aussie, I find this hilarious. Any Aussie who doesn't is a cock head. Get a sense of humour, dip sticks.

[punakesha]

@Leeso54 i agree im a kiwi married to an aussie girl and have lived in melbourne for 12 years and heard all the jokes which i all laughed at and enjoyed.

[Ashwan3000]

@Leeso54 lol dip sticks!

[skeetarus]

Freakin' chill out, you lot. I'm an Aussie woman and find this hilarious. It's called HUMOUR.

[kmfw72]

Well said! I have never met an Australian who found the term 'Aussie' insulting. It's less derogatory than 'Pom', and as a Pom, I don't find that derogatory.

[clusterfacker]

I was born in Australia; I am not an "Aussie" - What is an "Aussie"? I don't know. What is a "Yankee", a "Chink" ... same deal.

[jampt1989]

Lol "my dad's so Australian he is in prison"

P.S. EVERYONE WHO IS TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY, IT IS A FUCKING JOKE! THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE THAT TAKE THEMSELVES WAY TOO SERIOUSLY! I am an Aussie and find this hilarious, anyone who doesn't is UN-Australian

[jampt1989]

Evil? WTF? It's comedy, grow a fucking sense of humour. We pay out other cultures and they pay us out all the time. What's the big deal? It's just tongue and cheek and there is no malicious intent

[truekiwijoker]

Seriously you're a total joke mate. Change that nationality thing back to Australia. You've never been to the USA you've never left South Australia you crackpot.

[li3456683w97349857]

WTF im aussie and i find this hilarious. We make funn of the kiwis, dont forget it goes both ways clusterfacker.

This is one of the best eps:)

[clusterfacker]

These guys make hay from pretending that all Australians are either hicks and/or are descended from British convicts, which is rubbish. Why don't they get some real humor? Try SOUTH AUSTRALIA: settled by a commercial arrangement, as a company for religious dissenters from the North of England in 1836. George Fife Angus did it. He then went to Germany to fill up the new province. Different country.

[truekiwijoker]

South Australia's the most bogan state of all LOL...

[Xarlot3]

It's a joke ffs.

[TheFruitThtAteItself]

"When!"

[AmandaBynes1Rox]

haha yeh straight away!

[farz3450]

"yeah, he's so Australian, he's in prison." Lol

[truthgroove]

Mr Farz, I'm from somewhere else, Sth Australia. Sth A'a was settled by a commercial arrangement, as a company for religious dissenters from the North of England in 1836. George Fife Angus did it. He then went to Germany to fill up the new province. Different country.

It's "like Europe", acc'g to tourists, unlike I think the rest of A'a. My state could even have been FRENCH, merci: French ship met English ship at "Encounter Bay, SA" in 1826.I have earned unfair insults from people elsewhere.

[farz3450]

Wow! Relax guy. I was appreciating the joke from the episode, which I think you need to take with a pinch of salt. Whenever I see a joke about Brits being cold and emotionless, or arrogant, you've got to chuckle and realise its light-hearted fun.

I've got nothing against Aussies, in fact I was recently boffing one. I would never make any general assertion about a whole people, although looking on these boards, i suspect a sense of humour problem.

[truekiwijoker]

Ignore truthgrove if you can't tell he's an insecure anal retentive with no sense of humour... or reality.

[truthgroove]

In other words FUCK U; I have rich ancestors, High Sheriffs, Knights, etc WAY BACK in the miserable UK's history; ..... and I'm also German, like most of the footballers in my state so again f u

[truekiwijoker]

So fucking what if you have rich ancestors, you're not rich now and the ones who went to Australia couldn't have been rich.

You're not German.

You're not an English aristocrat.

You're an Australian with the convict culture. Now get over it.

[clusterfacker]

You are a very evil twat and I do not propose to waste time reading your replies again - this was seen by accident. Karma will reach you in good time.

[truekiwijoker]

Evil? Bahahaha! you're a fucking fruitcake!!!

Ooh I'd better watch out Karma will get me for bringing reality to the nutter..

[livegems]

One thing you need to think about, and kiwis for this matter too, is where the emancipates and escapees ended up. It's estimated about %10 of escaped convicts ended up in NZ, given NZs modest European population at the beginning of the 19th century this would of been a significant proportion. South Aust and Victoria can't avoid the convict stain either with records indicating a significant number of ex-convicts relocating to these states once they served out their sentence or received pardons.

[truekiwijoker]

LOL I've already shot this down. It's BS.

[livegems]

Ha hermithead was saying some of these prisoners escaped to NZ hahahaha. And the guy deleted the comment!!!

[truekiwijoker]

Hermithead deleted the comment. It says comment deleted by author.

[sinatraandaerosmith]

Understand that there were no "convicts" (English castoffs) ever in the state of South Aust'a. I have been tarred with this rubbish. My state (Adel)was settled in 1836 "as an English province", also by many Germans just after that. So it's like Am'a/Europe. I agree with the Eastern state st'type to an extent, however. Many of the women DO behave like men and it freaks me out. But I have some titled E'sh ancestors and German anc'y also. So fuck this image and these NZ people making money from it!

[hermithead]

One thing you need to think about, and kiwis for this matter too, is where the emancipates and escapees ended up. It's estimated about %10 of escaped convicts ended up in NZ, given NZs modest European population at the beginning of the 19th century this would of been a significant proportion. South Aust and Victoria can't avoid the convict stain either with records indicating a significant number of ex-convicts relocating to these states once they served out their sentence or received pardons.

[truekiwijoker]

That's absolute Bullshit LOL! you've just made that up.

Before the gold rush of the 1870's you couldn't get into New Zealand with any sort of known unsavoury past.

Escaped convicts? you live in a dreamworld mate. Get yer facts straight. Once you got sent to Australia you stayed there forever. No pardons or served sentences, and in the extremely unlikely event of escaping you'd go bush somewhere else in Australia. Do you realise NZ is 2000 km's away?

Honestly, I've heard some crap before but..

[hermithead]

Australia's Birthstain: the Startling Legacy of the Convict Era - Babette Smith

The Fatal Shore - Hughes, Robert

Charlotte Badger - Buccaneer - Angela Badger

Claiming a Continent: A New History of Australia - David Day

Making Peoples - James Belich

Penguin History of New Zealand - Michael King

No I'm not making it up but maybe these authors are.

[truekiwijoker]

And why would I assume any of hose titles contain anything that corroborates your version of history? c'mon 'fess up! you've never read any of those titles and you've just done a quick google search LOL!

Only one penal colony needed in the British Empire Maaayte...

[truekiwijoker]

"I haven't actually read Charlotte Badger all the others yes"

LOL so what are the chapters called?

"but seeing she was Australia's first escaped female convict and NZ's first female pirate I thought it may be of interest to you seeing your a kiwi."

No, not at all. It's not like she had any children is it?

"Ever since the 19th century Australia and NZs history has always intertwined"

LOL wtf are you talking about? Don't start with this about NZ being officially part of NSW for three months.

[truekiwijoker]

"lood Brothers: The Anzac Genesis about Australia's involvement in the New Zealand Wars."

Sounds like more Aussie anti-British revisionist bullcrap LOL!

This ANZAC thing you Aussies do to death. It's hilarious, I suppose it's an inferiority complex.

It was all just an administrative convenience, poms fought alongside us Kiwis more than ockers did when you read the full story.

[hermithead]

Anti-british revisonist ? how so?

I'm sick of the ANZAC thing too to be honest and would dearly lvoe to read something from the kiwi POV however apart from some kiwi soldiers diary that was auctioned off a earlier this year Im not aware of any kiwi pubs. on the Gallipoli. Any recommendations?

[truekiwijoker]

Revisionist in the post-60's post-babyboom belief that the British were in total command and sat there drinking tea while sending Australians over the top to their certain death. It's utter crap, like every other British colony the Australian army had its own commanders and you Aussies suffered no worse than anyone else. Being part of the wars best military machine was something Australia should consider itself lucky to be part of IMO.

Not that I'm in love with the poms or anything...

[livegems]

Try revisioning the nuke tests in Australia asshole

[truekiwijoker]

What have they got to do with anything?

Those Nuke tests where the Australian government allowed the UK to test it's bombs at Maralinga SA and give lots of Abbo's cancer?

What's that got to do with NZ? that's something the Aussies can sort out amongst themselves.

[truthgroove]

The UK had them brainwashed you tosser

[truekiwijoker]

*splutters*

BRAINWASHED?! you're freakin' retarded mate! are you suggesting the British conducted mind control tricks on the Australian governments?

Typical Australian, can't take responsibility for his own actions...

[livegems]

you creep

[truekiwijoker]

Excuse me?

[211123436]

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!

[truekiwijoker]

Except hermithead and truthgroove...

[CaptainSmashEveryone]

hahahahaha u convict. thts wht a crim wuld say, hahahaha 1 pethic little man u r worrying about wht sum programe protrays ur country.

[sinatraandaerosmith]

It's low people making money from unfair and frequently, given the individual concerned, bias. That is not my part of the country you major cocksucker.

[livegems]

Why don't you smash yourself in the mouth, with a large pink object?

[chevon1920]

LOLOL, "I mean I said met, but you know he rapped her!"

[onewaytosavetheday]

He's in prison. hahahahahha

[shunouuu54321]

**there's no 'r' in his name; it's just Jemaine.