"Just simply put food in the turkey's anus. Don't worry, we can get through it together." I wonder how many times he had to say that before he could do it with a straight face.
Can I come to your house for turkey day? I like the way you dressed your turkey. Perhaps we could go over some new methods of stroking the turkey neck together.
a few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(SORRY BOUT SPAM THIS REALLY FREAKS ME)
OK, Just a few questions. 1) How long do I cook the turkey? 2) How many beers do I have to drink before I take the family out to eat? and 3) How much spice goes on the family? Thanks, I am sure my boxing day will be great not that i have a new CHEF to cook up too.
This is the best series on YouTube. I used to watch this all the time! Why'd you stop making it?! WHY!?
DirectorInLabor 6 months ago
Why has this video been privated?
smailsnail 2 years ago
and cuba...xD omg love these
calebmoorehead 2 years ago
if you dont have a family spend it with your friend or girlfriend if she didn't leave you for another guy becuase she is a stupid hoar
Targ68 2 years ago
which one is the one with "asian peoples food"
burnttoast1141 2 years ago
ep #14
nonamehobo 2 years ago
only one beer and ur trashed, wow....
jk, im not guna b THAT commenter haha
PSPwizx 2 years ago
LULZ X3
kane45633656the2nd 3 years ago
lol
FunnyCartoons123 3 years ago
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Barrelroll021 3 years ago
at 0:42 did you see the thrid hand lol wierd right!!!!!!!
FERDA464 3 years ago 3
i saw that too, but you took my comment...
runemaster248 2 years ago
pretty
SiligeM 3 years ago
cute tits
KRU78 3 years ago
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KRU78 3 years ago
Haha, drinkin Miller Highlife.
kouinetsu 3 years ago 6
"people all around the world and Cuba". lol
Why not Cuba?
BlueSapphireRanger 3 years ago 5
look an american!! lol
linbear4 3 years ago
lolz "all over the world" we have our thanks giving a month before americans :P
supadupamarioguy21 3 years ago
LMAO 0:40 a random hand comes out of nowhere
technosanta 3 years ago
lmaoooooooo.... freakin' dumb....
keeshmah 3 years ago
don't worry we can get through this together{sticks hand in turkey} Ew!!!!
kb55592 3 years ago 3
lol 0:40
Sandman395 3 years ago
Stroking my turkey neck? Eww.
TheCompanies 3 years ago
OMG THE TURKEY IS BURNT!!
Xemnasissuperawesome 3 years ago
Just kiddin mine would be a girl
PrettyBoiDustin 3 years ago
i like the gf part XD "or with your girl friend if she didn't leave you for somebody else, cause she's a stupid whor-"
linkgunmaster 3 years ago 3
"Just simply put food in the turkey's anus. Don't worry, we can get through it together." I wonder how many times he had to say that before he could do it with a straight face.
RyanStrandjord 3 years ago 2
this might be my favorite
thelovemonkey24 3 years ago
best episode ever
jefficel248 3 years ago
andy is great
kalaniman1 3 years ago
hahahhahaah thats the way to make a turkey!
xokawaiineonxo 3 years ago
just wait until he has me in one of his videos, then he will be famous!! we are working on it!
makeupdo 3 years ago
I love this guy! How is he not more famous?!?!
blackturtle4 3 years ago
hahahaa andy!! ur so awesome!! and good at cooking!! lmao...
uberawesomeninja 3 years ago
This is funny- I feel just like this guy
EntBlog90210 3 years ago
i luv dis video
iHeartOX 3 years ago
hahaha
"thank the native americans for giving us our land back"
lmao
lax4ever1 3 years ago 2
this guy needs to make more videos and become immensely popular
ChuckFuXVI 3 years ago 2
I know!!!
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AgencyAgents 3 years ago
I want to marry this guy.
pet0skey 3 years ago 3
man make more i'm still laughinh XD LOL
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rabbits2345 3 years ago
Can I come to your house for turkey day? I like the way you dressed your turkey. Perhaps we could go over some new methods of stroking the turkey neck together.
DakotakidJedi 3 years ago 2
Go andy!
AwesomeGameVideo 3 years ago
at 1:26 face was priceless
FERDA464 3 years ago
the thired hand cracked me up!!! (0:42)
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a few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand(SORRY BOUT SPAM THIS REALLY FREAKS ME)
Fungirl789 3 years ago
all around the world and cuba xD
slip2509 3 years ago
Lmao.
CaptainCheeseCurl 3 years ago
White people are fucking cavemen, your skin being white is a de
MyRudeAccount 3 years ago
yellow
hahahaha
Krowsnose 3 years ago
This is actually pretty badass!
kgonepostl 3 years ago
OK, Just a few questions. 1) How long do I cook the turkey? 2) How many beers do I have to drink before I take the family out to eat? and 3) How much spice goes on the family? Thanks, I am sure my boxing day will be great not that i have a new CHEF to cook up too.
Marty
mscgood 3 years ago
nice job hahaha its funny! :D
kiwi153 3 years ago
lol keep em up!....forever....
Musicwithgames 3 years ago
I LOVE ANDY :D
OutlandishEmpire 3 years ago
oh this was funny. That your force to be with at this lovely feast
lygoz 3 years ago
im cuban!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jackcelo 3 years ago
Best Thanksgiving episode ever.
squeegysnip 3 years ago
hahahahaha lol that was funny
ImForGames 3 years ago
hhahaha...why do we celebrate Thanksgiving?
to thank the NA for letting us invade and thrash their land?
I wonder what the Native Americas think about this holiday. ahahaha
wickymay 3 years ago
we celebrate thanksgiving because the pilgrims first had there thanksgiving so now WE celabrate thanksgiving
Shor1cake 3 years ago
4 wasn't that great But you really picked it up again on 5, GREAT JOB ANDY!
kouinetsu 3 years ago
0:42 he has 3 hands XD
tommie314101 3 years ago
that's good!
coolglock19 3 years ago
great series! :)
fandrix 3 years ago
pure awsome
jkgatling 3 years ago
at 2:48 special thanks 'giving',
hahaha
SaraPaIin 3 years ago
rofl 3rd hand
jeep493 3 years ago
amazing
tobleroneisperfect 3 years ago
That was awesome.
CaptainWarheart 3 years ago
best good at cooking with andy ever.
shinigami136 3 years ago
this is definitely my favorite "show" on the numanetwork
Etrnalswordsman 3 years ago
awesome....just plain awesomeness
falsehope13 3 years ago
are you kidding?
m1dnightshow 3 years ago
im going gobbly over the way ur stroking that turkey neck.
i was laughing sooooo hard
NzAzN 3 years ago
lolololololol
awesome12886 3 years ago
lol, when you were drunk
RaybanCrew 3 years ago
BOXING DAY! xP
MPCozmo 3 years ago
Hahahaha !!
ryuzakikunl 3 years ago
first time i have ever laughed that hard at a youtube video 1:38 HAHA
BRUTALSTORM13 3 years ago
WIN
parrothead1994 3 years ago
LOL I loved the beer drinking parts. XD
stevethemad 3 years ago
...where is the numa guy.....
cloudd92 3 years ago
He's hosting this on his site.
BT27films 3 years ago
Much better one, keep em coming.
den19852 3 years ago
Its so funny when hes drunk
Cruce123 3 years ago
Thanks for the land!
makeupdo 3 years ago
I love all of the Videos!
makeupdo 3 years ago
Andy's a smart man. Drinking Miller High Life. The Champagne of beers. Mmm good.
streckfusjedi 3 years ago
lol
Soccermoose123 3 years ago
How many hands does this guy have?
rickeyhendersonmvp 3 years ago
10th hahaha awsome andy is my heroe
Arcangel2992 3 years ago
9TH!
a9m0i0r 3 years ago
awesome
FoxxJay 3 years ago
LOL
McBritish 3 years ago
look america lol great job i love these videos =
lolircat 3 years ago
lol good
Cronkyp 3 years ago
at least it was better than the last cooking with andy.
raulitech 3 years ago 2
Great
shawngus 3 years ago
lol this is the best thing on newnuma
hi392 3 years ago