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  • your a fuckin bitch

  • Wtf?

  • Self Harm is fucking serious you dumbfuck

  • Shit dude that's gory!!

  • ..... Lol. That is all.

  • I have depression and im sadly addicted to cutting. :(

  • U will burn in hell dude, enjoy

  • I was a self-harmer and this made me laugh pretty hard.

    Good show.

  • Are you fucking kidding me? This didn't me laugh... one bit. Some people have this problem like me. Stop making fun of people who cut.... seriously.

  • this is wrong..

  • fukk off i tot it was real u pussy

  • Self harm isn't a joke.:/

  • This is just wrong!!!! I am a cutter and I quit about 2 weeks ago and when my friend showed me this it made me so pissed! You don't know what people go threw! You don't know there life!

  • self harm isn't a joke. it's a very serious matter. it makes me so angry when people like you see it as a joke.. GROW UP.

  • Grow the fuck up don't you understand the severity of this sort of thing? I'm addicted to it and can't stop people kill themselves over videos like this! I think I might right now, thanks to you you ass mother fucking cunt shit slinging little Mexican fuck

  • you dont understand how it is.........how it feels to be alone.......to be hated........just grow up!

  • grow up

  • the people who make fun of someones pain should be found and have there ass kicked royally

  • how can you make a video like this ... that could really make people who do self harm feel like they are stupid . your making fun of people who do that and its not right ...

  • Lmao I Thot u were dead serious when the fone dropped to ur arm I was like AHH SHYT buh then I saw it was a phone and I was liqq o.0 LMAO xD

  • ALL OF YOU GTFO . This is funny. so if you can't take a fucking joke just leave.

  • Go die. U know what after seeing these vids I might just kill myself

  • Kid I self harm cut my self fuck of tht really out

  • hahahah i would thumbs up but i cant

  • Don't you even realize that it's not funny? I've suffered from self harm for years and people like you think it's a joke. Now I understand, it's completely my fault for clicking on this but I thought it was ridiculous that someone post something like cutting themselves on the internet, but no, it's just some fool making a disorder into a joke, a mere "kidding around". I'm triggered by the shear hurtfulness.Thank you for thinking that a mental illness of self harming is a joke.

  • YOU ARE A LITTLE MOTHER FUCKING BITCH! THAT IS NOT FUNNY!

  • you know this kinda thing isn't funny to joke about Alot of ppl go through te problem of cutting themselves speaking personally I've been doing it for a few years now tried stopping multiple time but seem to always fall back to it I've even lost the one I love to it because he told me he didn't care if I did it anymore an stopped trying to help me it's not funny it's a real problem grow the fuck up an don't joke about this kinda stuff cuz I guarantee at least one of ur friends have done it or d

  • pfft, your phone sucks. and it would've been a good idea to disable comments.

  • That was very entertaining xD

  • @silenlyforever thanks

  • well thats funny because u wanna know a secret. u are the lowest form of a pice of shit i ever seen don't think that it won't even happen to you or one of your friends. it can. i hope you start gpoing through what i went through just so you can feel our pain.

  • Jokes on you i love watching people cut there self with phones

  • WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU !!! THIS ISNT FUNNY !!!!! YOU SHOULD GO DIE IN A FUCKING WHOLE YOU JACK ASS !!

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  • Holy shit you fucking asshole ive got over 100 scars its not something to joke about!

  • Your a stupid ass mother fucker. I actually thought you were gonna cut yourself. Your so fucking stupid. Some people(like me) have a problem with cutting and they take it very seriously. You shouldn't joke around with it. It's not cool. Only makes you look like an ignorent dumbass.

  • I hate people like you cause all you are doing is making fun of people who do that and do me a favor grab the phone and shuv it up ur ass u homo basterd

  • You're a prick, mocking people who are going through this.

  • I didnt want to look but when i did i actually died xD

  • He Covers Up The Screen On The Phone. Hm...(;

  • i got scared and hide my head.. then i saw the phone and died laughing xD

  • Hhahaha

  • please take you phone and shove it up your ass.

  • i know its mean.. but i laughed when he pulled out his phone... go i hate myself...

  • okay i gotta admit that was funny I'm a cutter and i think it's funny . Pretty awsome lol

  • omg wow

  • These ppl r right. U FCKING ASS

  • Make friends with your virginity. I don't think it'll ever leave you.

  • wow..

  • no...just, no...not at all...

  • U ASSHOLE! I HAVE CUTS! THIS IS SUPER STUPID! WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS VIDEO ANYWAY? TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH CUTS< CAUSE IT"S NOT REALLY FUNNY! PEOPLE LIKE U CAN GO SIT THEIR ASS DOWN IN HELL!

  • Wth is wrong with you? Seriously! MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND DIED OF CUTTING, YOU ASSHOLE. GO ROT IN HELL!

  • i hate you V and the one who made this video..... your such bastards....

  • Emo's Are Fucking Retarded =)

  • @NinnjaTunna

    I don't believe "Emo" is a term I would use to describe myself. Actually, "Emo" Means Emotionally Disorded, it doesn't mean you're a SH sufferer. I also happen to be pretty functional seeing as to how my vocabulary is most likely vaster than most and I can type it too. And also, look up the term "retard" you'll get a better definition than the "Idiot;moron" stereotypical dicks give to the world.

  • @MultiUnreliable And to reply to your other comment, "emo" is term that is short for emotive/emotional hardcore, a subgenre of hardcore punk. "Emo" used to describe "emotional" or "emotionally disorded" individuals is a stereotypically wrong definition. Perhaps this was one word you forgot to research in your incredibly "vast" vocabulary. Hey man, I'm not trying to be a douche, but FYI, your know-it-all-ness is extremely unappealing.

  • @FollyxXxFallen Then I apologize for not being appealing to you, but just to let you know, I never wanted to be. And sorry for Getting a definition wrong, I will take that one, but that's still just going along with It doesn't necessarily mean you suffer from SH. But hey, who was talking to you to begin with? :)

  • @MultiUnreliable You never had to 'want' to be appealing, I understand. I was just making an observation that you might use as future reference when talking about things you're entirely right about.

    Of course, emo has nothing to do with SH, as I said, that is an erroneous and stereotypical idea that many have. And as I see it, you were indeed talking to me at some point so if you didn't want my feedback, next time don't reply to my comments at all. Thanks, and enjoy your day.

  • Fucking dumb ass, Talk to me when you decide to grow up.

  • fucking retarded.

  • thats a phone love, not a razor.

    and when people cut they don't make sounds like, "yeaaah, oh yeah that feels good, ohhh yeaaaahhh." no, that makes you sound like you're wanking.

    fuck off. get some new jokes. cutting isn't a funny issue, goodbye.

  • Teehee ( x bahahahahahahaha funny asz hell ( x

  • I've been a cutter or 4 years and I found this funny, unfortunately.... people need to calm down about it. Yeah it's stupid but he didn't shit on your existence. Comics make jokes about wars and murder for Chrissakes, what makes you think you're "off limits"?

  • @FollyxXxFallen

    It's just like an eating disorder, love. It's a serious issue. Self harm isn't a laughing matter, neither are wars and murder. And Really what is comes down to, it was a dick move (excuse my language) . Yes people do make jokes of wars and murder, Does that make it okay? Ponder on that thought.

  • @MultiUnreliable Like I said before, I have struggled with self harm for years and continue to today. I understand personally and wholeheartedly the seriousness of it, so please put your patronizing tone to the side, thanks. I am not saying there was anything especially "funny" about this particular video, but the ability to laugh at yourself, I believe, is necessary. I have to work on this myself. As far as it being "okay", as you term it, that is a subjective matter.

  • I guess He Thinks That It's Funny That He's Using A "Razor" (cell-phone) To Pretend to cut Himself?!?!?

  • @JacobandNessie1 Who The Hell Dies This Guy Think He Is!?!?!?!

  • Stupid, Demeaning, B!%@#

  • Omg hahahaha xD

  • sounds like porn lol

    

  • joke or not that wasnt fucking funny it was really offensive...and bullshit that you cut too. if you did you wouldnt have put up a fucking video of this shit making fun of yourself???? what the fuck is your problem...no shit people are gonna hate this video is fucked up bro.

  • I liked the part where he bled

  • *facepalm from looking at comments below*

    people take internetz so seriously.

    The video is just a joke, and it says it in the video.

    Stop being so butthurt.

  • omg if Only you knew buddy then you woulnt be makeing fun of us then you fucking PIG EAT SHIT AND DIE

  • wow i hat eu u douche bag mo fo

  • your a cunt. 

  • seriously you ass hole that isn't funny would you laugh if it was you going through shit like that. your fucked up. stupid fuck face u suck. I cut and have been in the psych ward before so y don't you take your cell phone and shove it up your ass along with the wrist you pretended to cut. bitch ass mofo.

  • @shaylefaerie LMAO love the comment... way to go XD

  • That's just low. Making fun of someone in pain... Just because you can't understand.

  • never seen something funnier. Oh, yes. Maybe starving people in Africa ! What the hell are you thinking ? You think, cutting is somthing to make fun of ? I hope there comes a time when you really cut yourself and see what it's like. I wish you the worse.

  • never seen something funnier. Oh, yes. Maybe starving people in Africa ! What the hell are you thinking ? You think, cutting is somthing to make fun of ? I hope there comes a time when you really cut yourself and see what it's like. I wish you the worse.

  • You're so fucking funny. Some people actually do that and can't stop you dick. Stop making fun of us.

  • fuckk youuuu!

  • 3 words: you're a fuckwit!

    making fun of others pain is fucking horrible you dick face!

  • bitch stop making fun of emos because you domt know anything about us and cutting is a serous thing dont make fun of it and if you wanna see how you really cut why dont you fucking try it with a real RAZOR not a CELLPHONE

  • why everyone does the same????

  • emo fucks cutting themselves, all the emos need stop cryin for no fuckin reason. pretty much anybody who got offended by this video is a fag. and im not trolling, this is the truth.

  • @fancyteridatyl you dont know what us emos go through we might have a very hard life so you need to back the fuck up off of us

  • @fancyteridatyl I am one of those"@emo fucks" your talking about. screw you bitch get a life.

  • this is fuckig gay u piece of worthless shit..

  • People like me cut everyday. and to see stupid fucking videos made by spineless asses without an ounce of respect or caring makes me sick.

    Go fucking die you worthless shit. You dont know the emotions and feeling people who cut go through. So before you judge look at yourself you fucking prick.

  • You fuckin asshole. Cutting isn't funny!! It's a serious thing u shouldn't fuckin make fun of!!

  • @maddiemoomonster1 No Emos Are Fucking Gay Faggots

  • uhm, not watching the video, and just listening to the sound while he "cuts" himself.. is, just wrong..

  • Fuckin bitch dont make fun of us .

  • That was the funniest thing i have seen all year hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahah lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololol

  • Fuck you asshole.

    FUCK YOU

    You know many ppl have trouble w/ cutting themselves?!

    My brother is cutting himself..and it's terrible. I have been too.

    So fuck off.

  • Lolz That Waz Cute I Like This

  • FUCK YOU

  • IM PART MEXICAN FUCK UP CUNTS!!!!!!

  • YOU DICKASS FUCKOFF.

  • FUCK YOU.

  • @KeepinItFreshhhh it is funny get a fucking sense of humour

  • F U u prick

  • OMG ITS NOT DOING ANYTHING I HOPE YOUR OK plus i liked your vid

  • Fucking mexicans. - Facepalm -

  • @spicykat2 Fucking dumb people who do actions in words -dumbassplam- lol nerd

  • @baller570g dude i know you didn't mean bad but self injury is a serious addiction i'm 13 and i do 9 year old girls who got raped do it. its not funny its sad.

  • Honestly, you may say it's a joke, but it's not something to joke about.

    This could be considered a trigger video to those who hurt themselves. If you actually knew what they go through with that kind of problem, you wouldn't have made this.

    I consider it rather insulting actually, and rude. People out there with real problems, don't want to see that turned into a real big joke. I bet you wouldn't either.

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  • Want to see blood look at my arms jerk

  • LOL I LOVE HOW THE EMOS THAT ACTUALLY CUT THEMSELVES LOOK THIS SHIT UP AND THEY KNOW THAT THEY'RE ALL MAKING FUN OF THEM.

    Hahahhaha I understand if you have serious issues cutting, you shouldn't be watching then.

    As simple as that. Also, you WERE warned it was bloody... Wasn't this guy's fault.

  • ... Dude, I'm a cutter, and this... is fucking hilarious xD Usually vids like this piss me off, but I gotta admit, the wordplay there was very good. Kudos.

  • You are a jerk. Most horrible person I've ever seen. You're not funny just rude.

  • Not funny, its sick and completely ignorant. People like you should be shot for their arrogance

  • if you want to see real bloody cuts from a razor look at my arms

  • this ISN'T funny.....

  • @BFH1007  its a joke calm the fuck down you bloody cunt

  • wtf why joke...

  • BAHAHAHAHA. that made me crack up. the PEOPLE commenting on it are twice as funny. "oh my gawd this is serious. what the eff. im gonna kill you" maybe if you learn to lighten up, you wont cut so much. pricks. and its also hilarious that people like the dude 4 or 5 comments below me is screaming in caps about how hes gonna kill you. he wont do shit.

  • @BFH1007 your definetely right

  • It scared meh cuz yhew yelled.. But dude yhew shouldn't make videos like tht its rude too ppl who actually deal with there problems in tht way..

  • lol

  • FUCK YOU!!!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT YOU FUCKING ASS BITCH!!!! IT DOESN'T FUCKIN MATTER IF YOU CUT TOO OR NOT!!!!! I WILL FUCKIN FIND YOU AND BEAT THE BLOODY FUCKIN SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!! IF YOU REALLY CUT THEN YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND AND NOT DO SHIOT VIDS LIKE THIS!!!!!!

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  • I know you went going to cut yourself but you know this can really insult people because your making fun of people who do hurt themselves because it's a very serious addiction and it is exrimly insulting to see someone take it as such a joke

  • funny lololololol

    

  • haha! i love these shitty videos!

  • @kbjwilliams haha! i love these shitty comments! :D

  • @baller570g haha xD its very bloody just to let you know xD

  • @kbjwilliams lol told u xD

  • @baller570g I HAVE BEEN WARNED xD

  • you retards seriously thinking hes gonna cut himself here on vid...

    thats reall like when you are feeling fucked up you gonna get a camera and film it....

    lol idiots xD

  • This is actually a really funny video, it made me laugh xD

  • @TweetyCattt This isn't funny at all?..:L

  • @RainbowRawrRaver he is taking something serious and making a joke of it. i dont know why everyone takes like so seriously. he isnt hurting anyone, he hasnt done anything wrong, hes just lightening the mood and it made me laugh.

  • OMFG! Are youu fucking serious!!!! i'll fucking rip your head off, no better yet, i'll make you cut yourself deeply! thinking all this is a fucking joke! my friend just left offline to kill himself (hopeing to hell he wont</3) and your to busy posting this shit ! omfg! your sooo fucking pathetic!!!!! go fucking cut yaself for real! see how it feels. I'm a cutter have been for 2 years, my mum has been for 3 years she's on heavey meds, and i'm affraid of going onto them.! GO FUCK YASELF ASSWHOLE!!

  • your not funny seriously ik people who cut themselves & I used to so i suggest you stop your attracting negative attention to yourself.

  • it's not funny you asshol!!!. you dont know what hell i've/we've been through! i hate people that think this shit is funny. you can all go to hell!!

  • FUCK U

  • ...Hm...I started off on Encyclopedia Dramatica, somehow came to 'emo', which led to 'self-injury', which led to a video of someone inadvertently insulting a whole lot of people by making a joke about cutting, which led to the apology video for that, which led to this video of someone rubbing a cellphone against his wrist with false advertising being the essence of the video. I'm confused.

  • LOL, I love how all you people comment trying to say how insensitive this guy is, when really, your the fuck face that searched "Cutting myself" on youtube..

  • @SnorlaxRSPS Then there's the people randomly clicking on links on other websites that link to Youtube and they continue to randomly click links and they end up here. Like me!

  • Excuse me? you wanna come and say this shit to my face. i found this off another website. if youu live in Australia/Queensland, I'll happily like youu to come down to my town, so i can have a real good fight with you. Becuase your so fucking pathetic. thinking all this is soooooo funny YOUR THE INSENSITIVE ONE! youu have no idea what the fuck i go through EVERY DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE!!!! >:| or what my fucking my goes through! IT'S FUCKING HELL! >:| Go and fuck yaself ya little bitch.

  • Lol this is so funny to me

  • I'm a cutter n I thought tht shut was funny but hey dude tip ur doin it the wrong way u have to turn it around

  • ur a jakk@R$!!!!!!!

    FUKK OFF

  • ive been cutting for 5 years and attempted suicied 15 times soo fuck you!its some serous thngs people go through

  • Thats funny............. No offence

  • hahahahahaha it got me laughing when he took the phone out

  • you are an asshole, so many people actually cut themselves including me. I want to stop, I know i should stop, but i cant. its hard for me to see you making fun of such a serious thing.

  • ill show u a real cut and its deep -_-

  • @kkdoomsday22 I can to.

  • im emo and this is mean...i cut myself, you dont know what hurt means ):

  • FUK U BYTCH I USED TO KUT N THERZ NUTHIN WRONG WITH IT SO Y DONT U JUST FUK OFF

  • When i cut... I don't go "yeah" or "so good"... nor do i care how much blood there is... as you stated "Very Bloody"... What's the point of this video? Someone tell me... This is obviously not a joke... people who go through this do get offended. Cutting is a serious issue so don't mock it

  • FUCK U ASSHOLE!!!

  • @deadbabyfromspace thx for supporting my video =]

  • u fucking retard if u actually cut urself u wuldnt be doing this

  • @thing3isthebomb thx for commenting on my video =] thx for support

  • how is it fucking funny ur just a fucking jerk who has nothing better to do with his life then to take this piss out of people who have actually got reason for doing just fucking grow up it not funny it just show how low and sad you actually are just go and get a better life dude and fucking grow up

  • @95hunnybunny95 lol me grow up ur the one commenting on this video sad lol well thx for taking the time off ur busy "life" to comments

  • @baller570g your a fucking nob you take the piss out of people who do this and you think its funny when its not just grow up and get a better life it you can

  • Haha, wow, Razor cell phone, really? That's pretty lame dude. I don't cut myself anymore, but I use to and I'll tell ya right now, this isn't something to joke about. The people that do cut theirselves, do it for a reason. It doesn't make it any less better that they have a reason, but they still do it. It's a problem and they shouldn't feel like the only key to them feeling better. I'm not for cutting yourself, but I'm not for making fun of it either. That's just bullying.

  • Dude, This isnt funny at all. People (Like me) Have reason to self-harm. Dont make fun of them.

  • @Cr80beast99 OK EVERYONE READING COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT!!! MAKING FUN OF ANYONE COME ON ITS A JOKE

  • I cut myself for real but good joke now post a real one

  • pretty sad you have nothing else better to do then make fun of people who do this.

  • Im sorry but this wasnt not funny at all ive been self harming for 2 years now because of issues an skitzofrenia an dont appriciate u taking the mick out of it the amount of people that have been killed an taken to hospital because of it isnt funny imagine u blame ureself for ure bf gping into hospital because he sliy down his wrists an tried to kill himself then laugh at that

  • @harleyquinn10015 still laughing see =]