Craig Ferguson 1/3/12B Late Late Show MONOLOGUE XD

[homersimpsonucf]

"i vill set fiya to your bush...but i have to, pain is pleasure." OMG GEOFF HOW I LOVE YOU.

[OcularPolitics]

"red scaly patch" was some true insanity... I'm glad I was REALLY high when I was watching xD

[ahaa5]

and apparently khloe is only half kardashian. who would have thought? XD

[wesleywatsonweir]

Aha! I see you spelled it "K"hloe! ;P

[teacherofcrazy]

jimmy fallon was talking on the people's choice awards and he was in this weird council of like a plant, a deer, and a robot and they were asked who their favorite late night host was and the robot said craig. and i was like that's because she knows geoff' in all seriousness

[GeekLikeMe1988]

You know what I find amusing about this German guy? He started the fires because of problems with immigration. You know, cause setting fire to things in the country your're not from is the way to go about staying longer......*rolls eyes* idiot!

[GeekLikeMe1988]

Thank you Craig, now that damn red solo cup song will be stuck in my head  lol

[heilhistorismus]

"It vas a long time ago! Ve vere drunk!" lol.

[lollylan]

man, Hitler wasn't even German ;)

[BethGoth15]

7:33 Oh, my God, I think I just orgasmed!

[GoldenFlither15]

Haha! "Not even a f****** phone call!"

[AmericanCritiquer]

I got out of school for a whole week in the 8th grade when I had shingles! I remember it feeling like someone set my back on fire but anything to get out of school.