I am Dave! Yognaut [original from the YoGPoD]

[RCraftt]

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[RofLmaoHeheLOLHaha]

What a coincidence. I AM ALSO DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T. AND I HAVE THE BALLS.

[larkrisehobbit]

it does work :P



[GregDave17]

Y did u say aaaaaahhhhhh when Simon said Australia? u fuckface

[maisyo123]

Australia!!!!

[mushroomshrub]

I AM DAVE EXCLAMATION MARK YOGNAU(GH)T AND I HAVE THE BALLS!

[multidwee]

IT DOES WORK IF YOU TAP THE SIDE!

[MegaXsonicx]

I HAZ TEH BARLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[baj3bus]

"It's delicious creamy poo and I'm happy to rub it over my face"

Brilliant ;]

[kingcas1314]

i am a nick too @pacmacdeluxe @Iglitchlife *brofist*

[Gazbby]

NOOO NOT AUSTRALIA!!!! D:

[Aigotchi]

This is where it came from. <3

[SeriouslyUseless]

Fuck I'm from Australia D:

God this is great

[xxGirlyFanxx]

My friend brought me here...

She wrote

'I am Dave -Exclamation Mark Yognaught and i have the balls'

so im like wtf

So i came here

Love it!

[adjustablespanners]

hey, don't dis my name

[J4CK4774K]

I am Dave! Yognaught and I have the balls!

[TheRey220]

Lol , Dave really gots the balls

[SuperAlex641]

Thumbs up if TVTropes led you here.

[AdmLeviathan]

As soon as I heard "Killing her instantly" I Favorited.

[Coze125]

Hear me now, before my life is over, I will be found somewhere on television yelling my proclamation of my Yognau(gh)t faith!

[MrMulleland]

Nick Fuckface. Genious

[MusikDroid]

Thank you muchly for posting this. I was thinking of looking through the 'casts but you've saved me time.

[Iglitchlife]

Only a person with the name 'Nick' could do this. I love being a Nick :D

[pacmacdeluxe]

@Iglitchlife I'm a Nick too! *brofist*

[Iglitchlife]

@pacmacdeluxe *brofist* :D

[tpeasetiger]

...So...this is where the phrase came from. If his name is Nick then when did he scream his name was Dave?

[KairiKingdomheart12]

@tpeasetiger Read the description?

[tpeasetiger]

@KairiKingdomheart12 Ah, right. Sorry, I should have done that. Thanks.

[KairiKingdomheart12]

@tpeasetiger No prob. :DD

[PurpleMenace89]

Can Shakespear lol

[DarkmattRr]

Someone should a video of them standing up during a school assembly, saluting, and yell "I am Dave explanation mark Yognaut!" and see if anyone else recognizes that and does it in return.

[princecb7]

"And then I remembered... I HAVE A SISTER!"

[Enuiofmoonglade]

/salute nick fuckface.

[MultiCloudable]

My favourite YoGPoD ever :) they should be doin it more often!

[identitytheftFTW]

"P.s. My sister didn't even record what the fuck stupid bitch." Best line in any yogpod

[IronIslando01]

I AM DAVE ! YOGNAUGHT AND I HAVE THE BALLS!

[IrvsZazza]

Woo!! Go Australia!!

[RionaVoltaire]

....I was unaware of this! When did we Aussies get sucked into a black hole!?

[t00117598]

...australia... ugh!

[shepink]

wtf stupid bitch

[celtfitball]

And pls excse my shite spelling of astronaut because the real spelling of them yogscast followers is yognauts...finally its right

[00Kirby0]

@celtfitball

Simon spells it as Yognaught

Lewis spells it as Yognaut

[celtfitball]

@zeldalink1 no its yognaught. Simon and lewis in the early episodes of the yogpod were trying to come up with names for their listeners. Various crap names come up lol. Then lewis mentions astronaughts and straight after that the yognaughts are born

[zeldalink1]

Wasn't it supposed to be Yognut...like he is nuts about Yogcast?

[ElliotBrookshaw1]

god its great to go on a video about the yogscast and not see a bunch of 11 year olds complaining...

[MrKylePeople]

Also, it does actually work, well atleast for me.

[MrKylePeople]

Australia! WOOOOOOO!

[TheIKAT11]

Finally someone who actually listens to the yogpod and realises that most of their random, epic shit comes from that. Thank you.

[usbfridge]

Spherical objects cannot exist in minecraft.

[IRockAndSoDoYou]

p.s my sister didn't even record what the fuck stupid bitch

LMFAOOOLMAO LOLOL

[napjacob]

@IRockAndSoDoYou thanks for spoiling that..

[IRockAndSoDoYou]

@napjacob maybe you should watch the whole video before reading the comments, asswipe

[napjacob]

@IRockAndSoDoYou what if i have bad net and it takes forever too load?

[IRockAndSoDoYou]

@napjacob Dont care. your fault you red the comments. not your internet.

[napjacob]

@IRockAndSoDoYou well its kinda hard too miss the top comment and we are argueing over something really stupid.. :/

[Dragonfree97]

@WoAProximity What are you pointing at?

[Dragonfree97]

@WoAProximity I'm not trying to start controversy. It will only become controversy if the Israfaggots get their hands on this video

[GamesNMusicFTW]

Thus, a legend was born!

[rohan3678]

I'm not dave yognaught and wtf are balls

[Urchino1337]

I put "I AM DAVE! YOGNAUT! (AND I HAVE THE BALLS)" at the end of my university personal statement :3

[mrjack0312]

@Urchino1337 And thus you will fail.

[olshevskij]

I am Dave! Yognaut and I have the balls

[100agent]

I AM DAVE! YOGNAUT AND I HAVE THE BALLS

[sana472]

lol

[dirnol]

A single tear running down his eye? Ripping the space time continuum must fuck with gravity

[MrJordykid8]

Killing her instantly

[Dragonfree97]

See, THIS is the Yogscast. Not that stupid Minecraft crap.

[DeepSabbath1]

and thusforth, the yognauts were born...

[lewisbaxter123]

rofllll

[thesalanian]

ahhhhhhh,DAMN YOU DAVE , I'M AUSTRALIAN , I'M BEING SUCKED IN , !!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH

[P0P357UR3]

What episode is this from?

[TheNutsyMan]

@P0P357UR3 32

[NinjaTyler]

I must have the ballz because I can tap a shaken up soda can and it stops everytime!

[Rora989]

I did this on my first day of work to my supervisor who is also a yognau(gh)t. since then we spend the dead night shifts listening to the yogpod

[Aamin123456789]

I AM DAVE EXCLAMATION POINT YOGNA(GH)T AND I HAVE THE BALLS!

[MrNinjacast]

I AM NINJACAST EXCLAMATION MARK YOGNAUT

[Vaalferatus]

Damn, I'm spaniard and it's so hard for me to understand the british accent.

American says: I don't know.

Britains says: ATANAI.

True.

[hazco12]

@Vaalferatus well we invented the fucking language so we are obviously saying it right.

[Vaalferatus]

@hazco12

O rly? I just say that it's difficult for me to understand it.

[Dragonfree97]

@hazco12 Yeah, no offence to the Americans but British English is true English.

[Sonnyrazer]

@Vaalferatus americans made their own version of the english language

[Akirathedon92]

I bought one of their shirts saying this. I mean how do you not?

[T50513]

lol what the fuck stupid bitch

[hueypham04]

have the balls is a pretty common saying in australia actually e.g. "do you have the balls to do that?"; "you've got no balls"; "it takes balls to do that" etc.etc.

[Imheretosexyourpets]

@hueypham04 it is in england too, the humour was in his sentence structure, not the phrase

[AlphaFoxtrot7790]

@hueypham04 its' common generally. It's just a weird use of it.

[Dragonfree97]

@hueypham04 it's the way he says it, not specifying why he has the balls

[camz372]

my sister didnt even record, what the fuck stupid bitch

[ReclusiarchLP]

*giggle* ;)

[777Cympak]

Never gets old

[lolwut1206]

yes! im finally in on this joke

[DavetheYognaut]

why am i so popular dood

[ChoskarChulian]

PS: wtf my sister didnt even record stupid Bitch.

LOLOL

[DBcommunity]

I AM DAVE YOGNAUGHT! AND I CHOPPED OF MY BALLS!!!!

[TheZachius]

@DBcommunity LIKE A BOSS

[DazNoobs]

I AM DAVE! YOGNAUGHT and windows 7 was my idea

[cowlesc]

i am Dave exclamation mark Yognaught and i am the home of witty banter

[FireViper15]

I am Dave! Yognaught, And I Have the BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry if I posted this twice, I had to pee...

P.S. My sister didn't even record, WHAT THE FUCK, BITCH!!!!!!

[PrancingZonkeys]

@FireViper15 the sister part was a complete copy of another comment

[jamesanator1000]

...and a legend was born

[ArmyGuy543]

I AM DAVE EXCLAMATION MARK YOGNAUT AND I HAVE THE BALLS

[xCherryPanda]

I AM DAVE! YOGNAUT AND I HAVE THE METAPHORICAL BALLS

[KylaxieLicious]

Could you link me the 2 eps?

[hertoiaska]

I AM BALLS! YOGNAUT, AND I HAVE THE DAVE !

[Corncrops]

What YoGPoD was this from exactly?

[Arabtomten]

@Corncrops 8 I think?

[1catpoop1]

@Corncrops most likely 8

[RimbleJim]

Dave (?) of (?) Devon (?)

[TwoIdiotGamers]

that guy must be happy he made up that sentence :D

[TBlenx1995]

And the Legend was born...

[mickeysimpson09]

I AM DAVE EXCLAMATION MARK AND I AM WATCHING THIS VIDEO

[MaddogVSC]

I cant stop laughing :D

[ferrariboy99]

Nick Fuckface.

[jadeyo14]

I AM DAVETTE EXCALMATION POINT YOGNAUT AND I HAVE THE BOOBS!!

[lazar98c]

@jadeyo14 tempted to make one of my smartass comments on that but i wont

[Sknlls]

@jadeyo14 No its YOG0

[TheMa11lman]

Makes you proud to be Australian



[CristWii]

I love how he just casually says Nick Fuckface. XD

[kickingcat88]

I AM DAVE EXCLAMATION MARK YOGNAUGHT, and I am female.

[mau78910]

I AM DAVE! YOGNAUGHT AND IM YOGPOSITIVE

[MissPielops]

P.S. My sister didn't even hit the record button, what the fuck stupid bitch

[AltimotionPictures]

must has clip?

[dentidiot]

i want to see that guy's film

[MsDarkwolf333]

I AM DAVE EXCLAMATION MARK YOGNAUGHT AD I HAVE THE BALLS

[MisterDogshit]

Dave! the uber speedcore ear rapist and bastard is a very good and he does.

[b3tard]

My producing name is 'Dave!' and this confused the FUCK out of me

[WarHero5265]

I am dave exclamation point ----! yognaut, and I...have....the....BOLLS, I got in trouble at school for yelling this at my history teachers and I still love the yogcast :P

[PlayingGilly]

Nick Fuckface is a legend

[NotAnyoneSpecial]

RIP 22 million Australians that were killed in the recent Coca Cola related explosion. :'(

[TheAffyman]

... and so a legend was born !!

[T3Z90]

Balls not bolls u div

[DannyDoomPink]

I HAVE THE BOLLS!

[Colimaisnada]

I AM DAVE! YOGNAUGHT

AND THIS IS THE BIRTH OF A LEGEND!

[xDaveDinosaurx]

I'm so honoured my parents called me dave, they must have been able to watch 15 years further in the future just to watch the yogscast/listen to the yogpod

[TinieSnipah]

My Internet is called daveyognaught

Best. Connection. Ever.

[futrevdogmetster]

I am Jess! The Yogling and I have the boobs!

[TheAecho]

I am Dave "Exclamation Mark" Yognaught and I have the testicles!

[imonyourfacewoot]

Now I know where this is from so now I can finally say, without shame... I AM DAVE! YOGNAUGHT AND I HAVE THE BALLS! :D

[youngfamily100]

NOT AUSTRALIA!?!?!? NOOOOO NOT THE KANGAROO'S!

[peapodcarly]

When the shit goes down and his house falls apart I'm just sitting there like laughing my absolute arse off.

[stylebymiles]

Woo im the 666th person to like!!!

[minecraftman08]

how did he spell yognaught? yognaut or yognaught?

[omgodzilla10]

@minecraftman08 They mentioned that in a yogpod. Start listening to them, they're really good (Not the fan animations, the real yogpods on itunes.) Also, both spellings are correct. If you prefer Simon rather than Lewis, it's "Yognaught", if you prefer Lewis instead, it's "Yognaut".

[psymaster330]

it is delicous cream poo and i love to rub it all over my face

[Saek069]

i laughed when he said ps my sister didn't hit record what the fuck stupid bitch

[NinjaaTunaa]

so, are you Dave! Yognought? or Dave! Yognaught?

[ConsolGameR]

@NinjaaTunaa it says it in the description =\

[super6plx]

what kind of a can has a handle?

um, every can? lol

[joyfulemmys]

D: I died? Australia died? Wish how'd I get here then? Gowd I must have the power :D

[STeNeNSTeN96]

wait a minute, i didnt notice this before lol if his name is nick, why did he yell "I am DAVE exclamation mark yognaut!"?

[CaptainCarthex]

@STeNeNSTeN96 I think another past challenge was something about changing your name to Dave Exclamation Mark Yagnaut. I really should get these podcasts, they're great.

[Dragonfree97]

@STeNeNSTeN96 His name isn't nick, all of the e-mails with no name are stated as being from 'Nick Fuckface' by Simon

[Revenchist1]

"anyway nick fuckface" great way to start off a video.

[TheCallofdookie]

Open the silo doors HAL

[omgodzilla10]

This isn't where it's from...

[Giobanca]

@omgodzilla10 You fucking retard

[omgodzilla10]

@Giobanca What?

[moviecritic6]

@omgodzilla10 Then what is it from?

[omgodzilla10]

@moviecritic6 Yogpod 8: Dave Yogpod (NOT FAN ANIMATION 8, THE REAL YOGPOD)

[EldarDan1]

@omgodzilla10 ITS IN THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION YOU RETARD.

[omgodzilla10]

@EldarDan1 I know it's in the description you fucking twat. I was answering someone's question.

[DavetheYognaut]

I AM DAVE! YOGNAUT! AND I HAVE THE BALLS!

[danielvandam]

Lol this isnt even how the Dave exclamation mark Yognaut thing began... Its from one of their podcasts where they discuss name changing... Dont try to look smart if you dont know the actual facts, and i know i may sound like a nerd but it annoys me so bad.

[Cormickco]

@danielvandam This is how they got 'and i got the balls'

[llama1llama3llama4]

@danielvandam read the description you twat

[heroLem0n]

@danielvandam read the description before you post

[FlackyyWho]

@danielvandam You fucking retard, why don't you stop trying to be a smart motherfucker and read the description where he states clearly that the Dave! Yognaught part comes from Episode 8 of the YoGPoD. Or can't you read?

[CyanideXCloud]

@danielvandam You fucking retard

[sl3dge78]

Where did you get the screen ?