1,000 Ways To Die...By Carrot!

[MrTriforceMan]

1:07 sniff sniff!

[lolsmileyfaceily]

wtf she is perverted

[craddy96]

@lolsmileyfaceily You must be new to the internet

[smaradt]

I would be more confident that masturbation was a normal thing if it was not a porn star talking about itO_o

[AlTaKl0pF3R]

Diebrator

[RockinRobert19]

She used a carrot because she is to cheap to buy a dilldo.

[cabalfan800]

Who ever acted that ahould fuck me

[Xx2progamersxX]

Lol, Ow my vaginal wall

[MysticalMannequin]

@Xx2progamersxX LOLOL

[chocolatemilkyum]

can that boy in the grocery store get in my bed?

[zippotaylor]

I hate the newer seasons

[TheBlackdragon2472]

please if u want to masterbate please use a spoon or ur finger dont try a bannana or a watermelon

[miguelwpratt]

this is a lie. the bitch is daed so how the fuck they knew she fucked herself with a carrot thinking about a bag boy. only a stupid ass would believe this shit

[jameshumphreys93]

@miguelwpratt Umm, let us think. More than likely found with no knickers, carrot in hand or near by, tear in vaginal wall and to follow an autopsy to determin cause of death. People didn't find her body and just take a random (erotic) guess of how she died haha!

[PrettyPrincess2614]

@miguelwpratt Which is why I think this show is fake. But some of the deaths in here are real, like Harry Houdini's death.

[galaxymode]

lg television

[watupmg27]

And they get a porn star to talk? Are they crazy porn stars do nothing but masterbate and have sex

[watupmg27]

She shudve used a hot dog

[ahxpluhh]

I wanna eat the carrot.

[XxPyRoZeNxX]

And that's why you dont shove a carrot up your vagina

[chocolatemilkyum]

and they had a porn star on it, lol

[XlotOfFunX]

SAME TV VOLUME REVIEWER AS ME!

[sonicvstrex]

hey roanoke,VA thats where i live!well somthing like that

[lillyval2008]

Should've just had sex with that hunk at the grocery store...

[analiz12100]

when in doubt let it out bahahaha

[MWPRODUCTIONS2442]

Killdo

HAHAHA

[Tubbsterinator]

Meat and two veg !!!!

[LyingPrauses]

The newer seasons are better IMHO

[Fozzer96]

FAIL

[ByakuganWhite]

...Cuz I'm gonna listen to a porn star about masturbation.... seriously?

[SMDGames]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL KILLDO!

[welldone4]

lmao "KILLDO" should have used the vibrator instead :/

[grlvworld]

you'd think a girl like that would own a dildo or vibrator or something.

I mean a carrot?

really

[101lollydolly]

O_O..........

[BigArcWolfsbane24]

just suck and fuck no carrots!.... seriously

[MegaWolfsBlood]

whats with the british narrator??

[ExoticMix2005]

hmmm maybe her concha was hungry?? XD LMAO

[8lilgangster]

Oh my god @RichyTwentyThree has the same tv as me =O

[SuperRyankc]

name ten videos from this show that has no sex relaied parts

[dominican23princesa]

@IbrownrussianbearI

Well its fun over here in the usa do what ever you want type of place just don't kill or steal. Not blowing your self up and you're only 11 bin laden was a very sick man if he was born in the U.S he would be alive in a mental hospital as for sins you're making one not and not knowing it. Also does he exist?

[MattndMarie]

What in the hell was that noise he made at 1:09 Jesus

[rmhism]

@MattndMarie A chuckle.

[IbrownrussianbearI]

you americans are so fucking soulless fags!

Bin Laden was 100% right about your nation. You will soon sink in your own sins!

[rmhism]

@IbrownrussianbearI I know, right!

[ddrmaxman]

@IbrownrussianbearI Your ignorance is amusing.

[IbrownrussianbearI]

@ddrmaxman

unfortunately for you this is truth not ignorance...

[ddrmaxman]

@IbrownrussianbearI Speaking with generalizations is not truth. Your logic proves you're ignorant because you are assuming that what may be true for one sixth of a group is true for the other fifth. You can't do that and be right.

Ergo, you are ignorant.

[SuperHollywoodproduc]

check out my 1000 ways to die 1-10. it a parody so dont dislike cause its not the real show PLEASE WATCH IT AND I PROMISE YOU WILL LAUGH AT LEAST ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[holly2223]

Roanoke is only 45 minutes from me. O_O

[darmok1440]

she stuck herself with A CARROT?

[Zuyuri]

Of course they get a porn star to talk about masturbation...

[Emigdiosback]

@Zuyuri well they are experts on the field of... dildo usage.

[Oaklandboy144]

@Zuyuri I thought the same thing, that is so true wo/man, I bet a sex expert or whatever would say different

[BASEBALLMAN803]

im a carrot and this is the most graphic thing i have ever seen, and therefore, i am going to sue this " RichyTwentyThree" up the shazoo.

[jerold6314]

she is so damn fine!

[InTeRvEnTi0n1999]

Thumps up if kid turned down volume because he dis not want his mom to hear what he was watching

[T3chnostickzz]

10 killstreak. Killdo ready for deployment.

[BASEBALLMAN803]

@T3chnostickzz XD

[zrhye01]

thumbs up if you search for alana evans after watching this.. hekhek...

[JamesPowellerz]

Hahah killdo

[hoboKelly420]

Ladies!.......I highly recomend a condom

[asdasddas100]

@RRRRRRodriguez123 XD IKR

[IsThisGuyForReal78]

Notice almost every 1000 ways to die is sexual!!!

[zeldafan900]

@IsThisGuyForReal78 some but not all

[jerold6314]

@IsThisGuyForReal78 about 800

[455jp]

poor carrot

[26ANARCHIST]

they should have called it whats up doc xD

[404killer]

Why would you pause it for 23 minutes? Couldn't find a camera?

[Stryker14X]

Oh, im gonna be ill thats gotta hurt

[FireWingAngel96]

Volume's kind of low bro.

[MarnTalik]

holy fuck.... that made me feel stiff. i cant imagine being a girl and watch this

[Bernt1999]

Ha ha ha Cool she die of a carrot, idiot you die BITCH

[SuperMilliondollar1]

Like if you will still eat that carrot

[Candyapplegurl555]

Me watching the vid: O.O

(mom suddenly walks in room):wat r u doing?

Me: nothing,

Mom: ok. (Walks out)

( When chick dies crosses legs )

Me: oh fuck. O__O

[RRRRRRodriguez123]

not gonna lie..when i watched this.....i like crossed my legs the whole eintire time..damn that has got to hurt..>.<

[ghanagirl45]

HAHA KILDO

[jdog12476]

That carrot is a playa xD

[Ladyfox441]

The one thing that makes me masterbate to this video is hearing the man with a sexy british accent. I rather have that then a carrot.

[ericksmellmyfart]

@MrBrandonXP lol

[ryanmxn]

this is probably like a 1 in a 1000000 chance of happening....

[MrBrandonXP]

Out of all the deaths, this one has to be in my town. Smh

[kbbkilla]

@MrBrandonXP what u know about dem hokies?

[UnicornsJizzRainbows]

@MrBrandonXP I live in Virginia too! :D

[RebirthWoWGuild]

WOW even as a guy, I cringed at that shit. Holy fuck I can just imagine woman watching this being traumatized.

[RebirthWoWGuild]

ROFL THEY GOT A PORNSTAR TO BE THE EXPERT ON MASTURBATION? PAHAHAHAHA

[TheAmber8400]

Time to go....... ORGANIC!

[fufflynuffly]

lol. thinking about that hunk over there, moistening his cucumbers. XD

[E1ectrode]

she got her 4 to 5 servings BAM

[VegitoVai90]

Why didn't she just find some dude to bang her? It wouldn't have been difficult.

[Purplecatsoup30]

oh wow...hahahaha they have some whore come on as an "expert." talking about masturbation.

[dddaviid]

Was he laughing in the background

[gasmaskboi19371945]

Vegetable based wanking story...

[mayra135]

ive been scared of masturbating with vegetables since i watched this.

[SuPaPhyco]

i thought vegetables were good for u?

[skingerskanger]

*Bugs Bunny* Well, I'M done with carrots now....

[zackattack15ful]

This must be the UK version of 1000 Ways To Die because the announcer of this episode has a British accent.

[blahblahblah7185]

wonder what the poeple who found her thought...

[parkertheamazing]

i just got a happy fhdhg

[thetoneranger1]

1:07 strange pig sounding laughter.....lawl

[lulaberri]

@thetoneranger1 ha!!

[TechnicalEnemy]

LG brand HDTV

[MasterOfMonopoly]

She looks like ms scarlet out of clue

[zeldafanboy345]

Husband walks in "Oh my god honey, what happ-oh look, a carrot *takes a bite*"

[Dominicanboy255]

@zeldafanboy345 then says "Ayyyy What's up Doc?!!"

[offtohawaii]

That guy in the supermarket was SO HOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JERKMONKEYYEH]

i wonder what the investigators reaction was when they searched in her house and found her dead on the couch with a carrot stuck up her vagina

[TheKFCtorchic]

who searched up Alana Evans after this video

[TheZo4725lol]

this is why i don't eat vegetables

[zokat96]

They would have a porn star...

[209gloves]

I WUD HAVE STILL ATE IT:)

[PARKOURTECHGUY]

Thumps up if you wikied Alana Evans

[PARKOURTECHGUY]

Nice TV

[password9319]

Why wouldn't she put a condom on it...otherwise that's very unsanitary

[kegler1986]

I wouldn't eat that carrot.

[MiseoZaoify]

Vegetable based wanking story. Man i love this narrator.

[cliffwalkinfool]

The "expert" had his head up his ass. First, he's not sure what really went down ("...either this happened or that happened or, somehow, something else happened..."). Secondly, he said the air entered the artery and went to the heart. That's not how it works: air in the artery goes to the limbs, etc, at most blocking a few capillaries. It's air in the VEINS that can kill you, because the veins are what go straight to the system that includes the heart. That's what can kill you in no time.

[superfatty69]

wat abt da sluts who put in their whole arm up deir butterfly man??

[CasyCatastrophe]

Carrots are for eating. Not masturbating.

[realtv2011]

The docs got lazy...and jus guess this one

[5deathburger]

I don't understand why she died.

[lifeisaliewithoutaf]

AHAHAHAHA if in doubt leave it out

[lifeisaliewithoutaf]

fuck could it imagine if u were her friend or family and u had to explain how she died...dang

[party872]

ouch.....

[bigdog12345678900987]

is it wierd if i have a boner from this

[theMetallico666]

How da fuck this is mortal and not fisting? LMAO

[a65232]

@theMetallico666 fist=smooth carrot=rough. Size doesn't matter. Roughness and sharpness does.

[kursun12]

do you have a lg 3d tv cauze i knew it from the volume thing

[crushcrushfaint90]

when in doubt, keep it out. my new motto! lol

[torry45]

KILLDOO

[LostFromBeond]

I think I have the same tv as you ;)

hi5

[kursun12]

@LostFromBeond lg 3d tv ?

[LostFromBeond]

@kursun12 yeh something like that

[asdasddas100]

Note to self: when masturbating with carrots remember condom

[vampiremiko666]

itd be funny to see someone eat it and her walk in and be like i just masturbated with that ENJOY!

[crbn64]

Alana Evans

Professional Masturbator 

[00wassup00]

That carrot would make an awesome pokemon...

[blessedandfallen666]

wow i couldnt hear a think how the hell she die from a carrot?

[fuckedupcupcake]

@blessedandfallen666 From what I heard, she probably tore her vaginal wall.

[thegameulost]

@blessedandfallen666

Carrot used cut.

It's super effective!

Nymphomaniac fainted.

[cantfiteveryheart]

gonna use it later to make me a nice potato salad, maybe dice it up and drop it in some chicken soup. :ilied: i used it for masturbating



[Nubs4TheWin]

KILLDO LOL

[pigpigshoes88]

wtf is wrong with her

[zomzom26]

carrots do look like that rofl

[queendiva36]

ewwww!!

[victoriusizawsome]

Oh you PornStars ! Lmfao

[1990crazymonkey]

@victoriusizawsome lol XD

[fatboy41790]

sometimes I think this show is bullshit.

[likeastarbaby]

@fatboy41790 i dont get why people keep saying these are fake...the whole POINT of the programme is that the deaths were unusual or unlikely. just accept that it happened and move on.

[Dhbyrne7]

Why did i choose to eat a carrot during this.

[AaronNevilleify]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA cmon people lets not be ridiculous. That cardioligist is trying is hardest not to laugh.

[shay1992ify]

Whew! Now he was SEXY!

[DatsWahSheSaid]

did the camra guy start jacking off somwhere in the middle of this?

[lamarialacubana]

Lmao...she lit candles and got sexy lingerie to masturbate with a carrot...Like "hello mister carrot...I'm gonna seduce you and have my way with you tonight" lol

[TriviumAscendancy1]

@lamarialacubana fucking love how this is the top comment XD

[nusua]

I love how the doctor has to wear his stethoscope to tell all the morons watching that he's a doctor. Sigh.

[wazburg]

LOL love how she gets dressed up to masterbate

[isocryd]

She would've lived a happy and sexy life if she had waxed someone else's carrot instead...

[karalegal07061968]

i dont get this vidoe at all!! maybe i should watch it one more time to see what really happed that i did not understand. :D

[Saulscmit]

"Vegetable wanking session" Something tells me the narrator has done this before.

[SeaGreenCP]

"Killdo"

LOOOOOL.

[TheBooseCats]

imagine how bad that must look when they found her lol

[TigerArm93]

Goddamn she is super SEXY

[PorMiTimidez]

One girl died by stuffin a zukini in her mouth too pretend she's suckin a dick and this one dies from fucking a carrot we got dildos now wtf

[alexis327100]

@PorMiTimidez how much do dildos cost? sorry if this is a creepy question

[jslspiderman]

sometimes,i like to pretend im this carrot

[ShadowBro100]

Die girl Die

[SmilezzBBY]

What The Heck I Don't Get It

[ertheahrar]

oh god...that's enough internet for the day.

[Saulscmit]

That narrator said wanking.

[Aussiegirl265]

Note to self: no masturbating with vegetables.

[DeadEndScreamer]

@Aussiegirl265 Here's another note: don't microwave it or you'll get burned.

In fact to anyone thinking of doing something retarted with their genitals, watch this video first: /watch?v=GTLttlbVthk