I pledge!

[CHEwasGAY]

Obama supporters PLEDGE to deny the existence of the unborn child. It's a huge part of their "Atheistic Religion".

[docatomics]

...eye pledge with all my mater, present , past & current on none existence tooooooo

~put a complete and permanent end to all the human bullshit that is so against the meaning of life (survival of all) & to make it possilbe for the homo sapiens to exist at least as long as it takes to get the little bastards up & able to repay their enourmous LIFE DEBT back into this Universe, one way or another; best you all chose real soon , before your untended fate decides your subjugated wills for you !cdh

[packer041]

I Pledge to crap all over Hollywood.

[chrisman737]

Where were all these celebrities when Bush was in office? Didn't they think the presidency was the loneliest job in the world at that time? Didn't they think he would have benefited from hearing that he is not alone? Goodness sakes. In any event, one of the creepiest things the filthy rich liberal Hollywood establishment has ever produced. The REAL change has already begun. In 2010, the people spoke and took Congress away from the Democrats. And in 2012? Wait and see!

[mcplanetearth]

The sound track on this vid was a original recording from 1994 that I wrote on my BOSS dr 5 rhythm machine.

[ObamAtheist]

5****

[LiberalsAreRapists]

Hollywood pees on God.

Liberals love urinating on Jesus.

[CHEwasGAY]

@LiberalsAreRapists This sounds like some kind of hell pledge. It better not be forever!

[docatomics]

@CHEwasGAY ...try mine, then it will be yours;

~ not mine !

(just put your initals where my were (cdh)

[CHEwasGAY]

@LiberalsAreRapists Liberals are bigots.

[yrulooknatme]

thats how my computer runs when it's having a fit! lol

[RUTGERSpaul]

The President serves the people of the country, not the other way around!

[yahazif]

brilliant

[mickharp]

that spirt you summon is the spirt of Lenin and Marxism.

[naawrite]

lol! This is classic.

[em23]

I PLEDGE!!!

Pledge® products clean, dust, protect and revitalize your hard and soft furniture surfaces. Use Pledge® Multi Surface to clean wood, glass, stainless steel

[ChrisnTinaO]

Puffy -I pledge to turn my lights off because I use to leave them on.- What a MORON!

-I pledge to buy a hybrid, or let the government buy me one and tax YOU for it!-

-I pledge to Obama my first born child so he may toss him in the fire-

FOR REAL-I pledge to never watch a movie with any of these losers in it again!

I pledge that, THAT WAS the creepiest, looniest, Communist Nazi, brain washing BS I have ever seen!-

[ChrisnTinaO]

A bunch of rich water sacks! Liars! THEY ARE ACTORS, they are acting, and they will not do any of this. This is why we don't vote for movie stars but proven leadership

Michael Steele & Sarah Palin 2012 (or SOONER!!!!!!!!!!!)

[congressrealityshow]

Christn - Totally with you on that. But neither party is honest nor supports freedom. The left makes you think they support individual and social liberties and the right makes you think they support economic liberty. They both lie. It's not a partisan issue. Best to you.

[vmlinux]

Yea, because they were all obviously joking.

[irvin99577]

Clearly the original "Pledge" produced for the inauguration was tampered with in this version. The slowed down speech and the creepy Borg images are some Repug nut jobs attempt to make a display of patriotism and Jesus message of service to others seem like something weird. The Cons and Wing-nuts don't own love of country. This is a nation founded on the most progressive of ideals.

[mb300sl]

Obama supporters have no sense of humor.

I agree that the U.S. was foudned by progressive people. It is a shame that the regressive progressives want to take it all away and make us Van jones Communists

[wojosmith]

No we just want to teach you how to spell.

[duckbar2]

i pledge to boycott the movies of all the leftists moronic actors who appeared in this video

[EncompassedRunner]

Obama had better not try to expose our kids Sept 8 to this celebrity pledge to serve The One video...it's a freaking cult. I pledge to defend the Constitution (not a man) against enemies domestic and foreign!

[AtlasObjectivist]

The best version of the pledge - 5 STARS!! So accurate.

[rphillips111]

This propaganda piece is a scary as it is disgusting. To think that there are schools in this country which would show it to children in class or assembly is really worrisome.

I suspect Obama's spech to the school kids of america Sept. 8 will be the same message. No kid of mine would attend school that day.

[ScarlettKnights]

Excellent version

[TedVoron]

This version is always a special treat!

[HippiesAreNazis]

Abolish slavery, AGAIN ! ! ! !

VOTE REPUBLICAN

[TedVoron]

None of these stars pledged to quit heroin. Hmmmm.....

[HippiesAreNazis]

They really should stop shooting smack.

[TedVoron]

Hollywood is filled with the Lefty Tea-Baggers!!!

[HippiesAreNazis]

cult of personality

A cult of personality arises when a country's leader uses mass media to create a heroic public image through unquestioning flattery and praise. Cults of personality are often found in dictatorships.

[HippiesAreNazis]

The political parties created in the wake of Germany's defeat in World War I consisted of a vast network of occult groups.The occult parties used the news media and the movies to project an image of a superior German people. They spoke of the coming of a new Messiah who would save Germany. Young Adolf Hitler.

[burgerwisdim]

haha, apt pisstake and wicked mileage. actually the zombie version is more scary than the 'real thing' ; the stoner suggests the slow motion train smash is something to look forward to. great !

[HippiesAreNazis]

Beware of global Obamatology lead by Hollyweird.

And don't be fooled by their UFOs neither.

"It's a trick" - Ash

[burgerwisdim]

Absolutely. Hollyweird was the ultimate political (gate keeping) tool that jacked-up the win for Obama. If one can't discern the BIAS or ENABLING . . . . then the dessert item we see here is a foregone conclusion.

[chifour66]

I pledge never to give a single cent to any of these gooby douches in this video.

[HippiesAreNazis]

Fascism, totalitarian philosophy of government that glorifies the state and nation and assigns to the state control over every aspect of national life.

Fascism, especially in its early stages, is obliged to be antitheoretical and frankly opportunistic in order to appeal to many diverse groups. Nevertheless, a few key concepts are basic to it. First and most important is the glorification of the state and the total subordination of the individual to it. (assimilation)

[TedVoron]

YES WE CAN sounds Satanic when played backwards!

[HippiesAreNazis]

The Democratic party = incompetent retards with nukes. Any country that would dare to criticize or lampoon the prophet Jon Stewart (PBUH), or depict him in a cartoon, could be in terrible danger.

(lookup: jon stewart naked)

[TedVoron]

I love this video. It's as demented as the stars who are in it!

[HippiesAreNazis]

It really is an accurate portrait of those whining intolerant millionaire creeps.

It really shows them for the demented filth that they are.

[HippiesAreNazis]

Hollywood is in imbecillic overdrive.

[ObamaCrisisSuperstar]

Senator Alien Sphincter (D-PA) has now joined the party O' the Mothership SS Louie...

[HippiesAreNazis]

They all belong to the same mother cult anyways.

[ObamaCrisisSuperstar]

The Prophet Al Gore (Peace Be Upon Him) placed his super computer HAL/BOB 0666 on board the mothership in order to monitor Senator Alien Sphincter's shithouse gas emissions in the presence of the "gifted" dear leader Obama & Farrakhan (Peace Be Upon Him).

[HippiesAreNazis]

ROTF, Oh my, that was HY-sterical. :D

[HippiesAreNazis]

joke:

What's the difference between scientology and the nation of islam?

NOTHING ! ! !

[EyeHopeHeFails]

The Prophet Al Gore's (Peace be Upon Him) Man Bear Pig Hoax LIVES!!!

OMG, the temperature went up!! It's not bone-chillingly FREEZING in March!!!! Call the Prophet Al Gore (Peace be Upon Him)!! We're all gonna DIE!!!!

[HippiesAreNazis]

The Mc Borg of Hollywood are planet killers.

[usgop]

ROFL!!!!  Thanks!!

[TedVoron]

What's the difference between Keith Olbermann/Bill Maher-style Atheism & Radical Islam?

Answer: Bras, Panties, Viagra & Lipstick.....

[HippiesAreNazis]

Ha! Ha!

Lipstick on a pig's ass!

[Sage80]

What a bunch of fucktards.

[HippiesAreNazis]

It's as though scientology is now in control of our government.

[r8545332459344]

Boycott Hollyweird

[HippiesAreNazis]

It's all about the cults...

Look at Oprah's cult.

Look at Farrakhan's cult.

Look at Rev. Wright's racist cult.

Look at Hollywood's cults.

They're all cult members. Obedient to Obama.

O_O zombie freaks!

(look long and hard at the cults,at their ties to satanism,ufos,cia mind control and nazism)

[EyeHopeHeFails]

I hope all of these Freaks Fail (especially the fools of shit who claim they will be planting 500 Trees per year (with only 365 days per year).

That will leave a lot less time for them to make their throw-away movies (actually I do hope they succeed in being sidetracked by all of that tree-planting)...

Oh wait, that means the earth will get even colder than it is now. On second thought, yes, I Hope They Fail!

[HippiesAreNazis]

Well the Democrook politicians shouldn't even have the chance to fail. They belong in jail already. They're all crooks and thieves and tax cheats.

[HippiesAreNazis]

"A form of political behavior marked by obsessive preoccupation with community decline, humiliation or victimhood and by compensatory cults of unity, energy and purity, in which a mass-based party of committed nationalist militants, working in uneasy but effective collaboration with traditional elites, abandons democratic liberties and pursues with redemptive violence and without ethical or legal restraints goals of internal cleansing and external expansion." - The Anatomy of Fascism

[HippiesAreNazis]

Nazi, abbreviation of Ger. pronunciation of Nationalsozialist (based on earlier Ger. sozi, popular abbreviaton of "socialist"), from Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiter-Partei "National Socialist German Workers' Party."

[HippiesAreNazis]

The political parties created in the wake of Germany's defeat in World War I consisted of a vast network of occult groups.

The occult parties used the news media and the movies to project an image of a superior German people. They spoke of

the coming of a new Messiah who would save Germany. Young Adolf Hitler.

[HippiesAreNazis]

A popular culture of Nazi books, movies, and artwork that celebrated the ideal of the so-called new man and new woman supported this effort. With this idealized peoples community in mind, the government created new institutions and policies (as propaganda) to build popular support. But the changes were also an attempt to transform German society.

[HippiesAreNazis]

In the same way, in Italy under Mussolini the government built new stadiums and held large sporting events, sponsored filmmakers, and financed the construction of huge buildings as monuments to fascist ideas.

[HippiesAreNazis]

Leni Riefenstahl found fame in Adolf Hitler's Nazi Germany. Leni Riefenstahl became Nazi Germany's most famous film maker. In a state where women played a secondary role to men, Riefenstahl was given a free hand by Hitler to produce propaganda films for the Nazi regime.

Riefenstahl heard presidential candidate Adolf Hitler speak at a rally in 1932 and was mesmerized by his talent as a public speaker.

[KNOWLEDGEisSUPER]

Now Hollywood is trying to brainwash us into thinking a man's penis inside another man's asshole is "marriage"

[HippiesAreNazis]

Obama is Hitler

Rahm Emanuel is Hitler.

Eric Holder is Hitler.

Hollywood is Nazi headquarters.

[occles]

I couldn't agree more with that statement!

[chemgirlie]

I thought the revolutionary war was supposed to end "pledging" our support to any one person. We, the taxpayers, pay the president big bucks to serve us. It is our job to hold him accountable. This is just plain scary. Perhaps these people would be happier in N. Korea or Cuba where everybody pledges support for their leader.

[HippiesAreNazis]

crackpot hippie logic: "As long as the world likes us"

DOES THE WORLD LIKE US YET?

[philblunt420]

There will always be countries that are jealous and envious of America. Fuck em'

[TedVoron]

I used to leave the lights on & flush the toilet for nothing.....

I pledge not to do that anymore, because of Global Freezing!

[philblunt420]

LOL, I'll have to stop falling asleep with the lights and TV on, it'll only make the earth colder.

[TedVoron]

The Earth's severe cooling, that we are experiencing today, is caused by Global Warming.....

Al Gore warned us about this with his Prophecies....

[philblunt420]

Barry will spend hundreds of millions to stop excessive freezing brought on by global warming

[TedVoron]

The Oceans will both rise & fall under Obama. OMG! It's a miracle!

[philblunt420]

he'll then change water into kool-aid for his minions

[HippiesAreNazis]

first manbearpig....now manbarrypig

[philblunt420]

barrymarriedapig

[HippiesAreNazis]

lipstick on a manbearpig

[philblunt420]

lol

[HippiesAreNazis]

I pledge that if I was godzilla, and from Scotland, that I would take a wee large crap on tinsel town.

[FightTheGoodFightUSA]

When it first started i was like...

"WTF?!?!? HOW DID I BREAK THE COMPUTER THIS TIME?"

haha, Pretty funny how celebs almost always become victims of propaganda.

[dswilli1963]

LMAO they do act like the Borg.

[dswilli1963]

I pledge to not watch any shows/movies that any of these dumb fks stars in.

[SocietyIsToxic]

Dee Dee Myers: "Barack Obama is the most famous living person in the history of the world."

[TedVoron]

This pledge is much more reasonable.......

Dee Dee Do Do Dee Dee Do Do Dee Dee Do Do Dee Dee Do Do Dee Dee Do Do Dee Dee Do Do Dee Dee Do Do

[SocietyIsToxic]

Rod Serling: You have entered the Dee Dee doo doo Zone!

[TedVoron]

I used to leave the lights on....

[SocietyIsToxic]

"Dee Dee dumb, Dee Dee dumb"

- Dexter

[TedVoron]

Tweedle Dee Dee Dum & Tweedle Doo Doo Dum

[SocietyIsToxic]

It figures that these white millionaire Hollywood aryan scientoligists would be so involved in the National Socialist cult takeover of America!

They all take it in the butt from Xenu!

[TedVoron]

Great Audio! Great Video!

[prayfortruejustice]

I pledge to fight OVERTURN: the "Patriot" Act, the 9/11 cover up, the Fed Reserve fiat dollar, and corruption and fraud of government, the trampling of the Constitution! Congress, the banks and Obamanation, (with his mind dumbing neuro-linguistic socialized robots) can kiss my American butt. Try this Obamanuats: follow your constitution and leave us and our rights alone. This video is scary group hypnotism -- A page out of Hitler's play book. A kinder and gentler Sig Heil! Wake up.

[mikesadick]

I pledge to boycott everyone of these scumbag celebrities!

[mcplanetearth]

The problem I have wth the original pledge is it implies that Americans are a bunch of dumb babies that need to be spoonfed values from Hollywood stars on oxycotton and 8balls telling us how to think and where to place our morals. Essentally a insult to most of us THINKING humans. Brainwashing propaganda GIVE YOUR SOULS to OBAMA's policies. BS!

[SocietyIsToxic]

Plus they're all CULTISTS...

[SocietyIsToxic]

Do we rellay need to OBEY

Obamatology?

[TedVoron]

I PLEDGE to volunteer other people's children to the OBAMA YOUTH BRIGADES.....

[SocietyIsToxic]

I PLEDGE to never support Hollyweird

and always support the Paparazzi.

[SocietyIsToxic]

"Ask not what Obama can do for you.Ask what you can do for Obama."

- the Film Actor's Guild

[SocietyIsToxic]

I PLEDGE...

I pledge no allegiance, to the F.A.G. of the

united cultists of Hollywood. Nor to the

dictators, for which they stand,

inexplicably,with lubricated FISTS in their

cans.

Damn you Film Actor's Guild

[coveredinsevindust23]

I guess when Bush was president they couldn't do that. Always doing stuff when its convenient typical Hollywood

[mcplanetearth]

anybody notice the creepy colors they use in the beginning?? They use the same colors in the beginning that u would paint a depressing prison.

[SocietyIsToxic]

yeah socialists are drab like that

everything looks like a dungeon or a coal mine or a prison

i's like Lower Uncton or something...

[jw1ree]

God that was fucking annoying.

[SocietyIsToxic]

O_O all Heil Obama

O_O must obey Hollywood cultists

O_O must obey Scientologists

O_O must obey kooky kabbalah kult

[SocietyIsToxic]

O_O must obey the church of Satan

O_O must obey the film actor's guild

obey...

obey...

obey...

"Liberals demand obeisance" - Ann Coulter

[charityGSHS]

Obama is not responsible or patriotic.

Liberals must have some good drugs because they are out there.

[philblunt420]

Closing Gitmo isn't responsible

[SocietyIsToxic]

Murtha says Khalid Sheik Mohammed can stay over and have a pajama party at his house.

This just in...

Barney Frank likes hot dogs and...beans?

[philblunt420]

Send the terrorists to Pelosi's house for kool-aid

[SocietyIsToxic]

She's just a swastika on the forehead and a beard away from being Charles Manson

[philblunt420]

Charles is almost as crazy as she is

[SocietyIsToxic]

Same values system!

[philblunt420]

Her politics are helter skelter

[SocietyIsToxic]

San Francisco values

[jdubya57]

These zombies remind me of the ones in The Mummy movie. Instead of chanting

IM-HO-TEP.... it's O-BA-MA......O-BA-MA

[SocietyIsToxic]

EXACLTY....

O_O

OPRAH, the EVER LIVING

(Nemesis of the Thunder Cats)

[jplumads]

lol, I don't know if I should laugh because even the real pledges are frightening. Our country is getting strange...

[EncompassedRunner]

Go Ronald, go Ronald, go ronald

[hasani42]

Ronald Reagan said were a nation that has a government, not the other way around. These people are just fucking wierd, pledging to serve Obama. This kind of mindless collectivism is what puts dicatore into power, God help us all

[EncompassedRunner]

Right you are! pretty surreal this new climate of serving Obama...as in the days pre-Hitler...these vid kooks are pledging to do stuff like turn the lights off (!)..well nothing stopped them from doing that before. The "mindless collectivism" you speak of also is a core Islamic concept, loyalty to ummah above self or country. (the "Ronald" I was cheering on was Ronald McDonald in the vid, he had some funny dance moves going)

[hasani42]

Well, the diference between Obama and Reagan is that Reagan inspired the american people to have in themselves to make America great, whereas these people are putting their faith in Obama, which is really faith in the government, wrong way to go.

[MyMuslimFaith]

McDonald's Grimmace sounds & looks like the Son of Godzilla's purple twin!!! This Video has a great feel!!

[MyMuslimFaith]

None of them Pledged to QUIT HEROIN....

[MyMuslimFaith]

This is the BEST VERSION of this creepy pledge movement. Great Music for an ALL POWERFUL mortal savior!!!

[EncompassedRunner]

I agree, creepy pledge deserves creepy version!

[MyMuslimFaith]

These Atheistic Hollyweird Kreeps are gonna start doing now what Christians & other Religious Folks have been doing for thousands of years. Why did it take a Mortal Rookie Democratic Messiah being elected President to get these self centered FILTHY RICH PHONIES to finally agree to help people? Better late than NEVER.

VOLUNTEERING for OBAMA should be MANDATORY (only if you voted for OBAMA).

Now get on your knees & PRAY TO OBAMA....