The Beard Cage

[pingasingable]

it sounds fake. im not being mean or bashing but it kinda does after listening to it a couple times.

[GsBBoyDan]

LOL WTF

[CRAZY4MUSIC11]

How does he kiss??

[ChrisThorburnFilm]

@CRAZY4MUSIC11 He opens the gate, silly.

[DuhyatheSecond]

I believe that this man really has changed the landscape of Major League Bearding. I wish to copy his techniques for supporting that masterpiece upon his head. I have tried using dried semen as glue, but it does not work well.

[unoclay]

I have watched this 50 times and it never ever gets old.

[ReanimatorHW]

that man is a rockstar!

[WolfLikeWe]

Imagine the guys in the audience on going to the restroom....

"HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET AROUND!?!?"

"THE DOOOOOR, IT OPENS!! BYAAAAAGH!!!!"

[master777999]

This is one of the greater things I've ever seen.

[ryanvj]

This is wonderful.

[Trevinator9]

That is what I call a Beardcage.

[TheLewor1]

This is Skyrim in a nutshell

[zeunolife]

Manliest... Beard.... Ever!!!!!!1!!1!

[AchiroRothlkin]

To think, this was going on just after the birth of HTML

[jfpacelli]

well, that's enough internet for today.

[Dudeawesome1000]

@jfpacelli Oh, no, my friend, the internet is just beginning.

[Jamesnpk]

I WANT

[DeathMetalFlamingo]

*cough* Hipsters! *cough*

[spencertx100]

@DeathMetalFlamingo This was in 1991. Most hipsters were, like, toddlers at the time. No, These are simply great men.

*Sniff*

Great men. 

[BrandyonTX1]

Thought this was the funniest fake video I had ever seen for years now. Today I saw Beard Wars for the first time, and discovered that it is in fact the funniest REAL video I have ever seen.

[MaximoMoretti]

15 people are living inside a cage

[DrDungus]

THA DOOR IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zidul]

fake vid

[facepalmsociety15]

@zidul prove it asshole.

its real.

[lewisschafer]

if i ever do anything on stage, i want these guys in the audience :D

[TheParamountPrincess]

the crowd goes WILD!!! that is utterly fantastic!!!

[badellinger]

15 dislikes? this is one of the funniest things ive seen on youtube LOL "oh no hes gonna have to go around!" "OHHHH WITH THE DOOR"

[FourthOsprey]

OH MY GODDDDD IT OPENNNNNNNNNNS

[ItCameFromOverThere]

I know how the caged beard drinks.

[instantchokeartist]

well good mate

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

beard door?? wheres the beard gloryhole???

[sirbencarmichael]

I wish i could get as excited about anything as the crowd gets about a beard with a door.

[emerica4162]

i love how the 1st guy spreads his hands afterwards like he just did a magic trick!!!

[ParallelSolutions]

Freestyle beard section? haha WIN

[Bp1033]

The king of beards!

[Apocrypha87]

lol. 15 people cant grow beards.

[YnnaMcb2]

@Apocrypha87 I cant grow a bear but this was f'ing awesome

[spotandedgar]

@YnnaMcb2 You can't even spell the word beard... But yes, that was fuckin' awesome!

[TheThyMaster4]

I wonder if he's Ever kept a bird in there

[fjosip1]

brutal!

[HiddenJump]

"My cage is a beard. Your argument is invalid."

[HeyJeremyC]

wtf.

[IMbirdieful]

"WHat is THIS WHAT IS THISSSSSSSS!?" Wow, some people need lives! :P

[goodgamesir]

omggggggg mannn ROFLL

[tothefuckinmax]

this is so stupid

[iownalx23]

brian wilson will be impressed. fact.

[TheOriginalMerr]

respect of thine beard. Ramen

[VonCarnstein]

"IT HAS A DOOR IN IT"

[iceybomb]

fake

[nanoSaby5]

LIKE A BOSS.

[ChroniclesOfArk]

15 people had longer beards, but shaved it before they saw this video.

[ranger0810]

I wish to shake this mans hand and put a bird in his cage lol like a finch :D

[8binSrsSsS8]

best.crowd.EVAR!!

[kosemify]

yuck

[CPecktheTownCrier]

What a miracle. The shouts at the end are so joyful. Go humans.

[DarkAngelEU]

omg, I just can't stop laughing xD it's so EPIC

[axeld93]

Yea I'd say this is fake. But still awesome.

[leahmazinnng]

Beardz.

[J450]

The pussy comes to him

[sloochy]

"My beard is a cage. Your argument is invalid."

[gnrfan32]

calling bs on this video

[ranger0810]

@gnrfan32 dont be jealous because u dont have a beard cage

[teeg1989]

at first i thought he had an actual bird cage on his head.... oh how i was wrong

[Iwasseckzehn]

I actually feel insecure about my sexuality now. It's like.. all the manliness has been removed from my being.

[BoilMyKettle]

Hi Jenny. I did read your email not too long ago but I won't send you my bank account details. Not that I don't like money, but i don't want you to have to get me a present. Thank you all the same though.

[mwowm123]

I thought the first guy's beard was way cooler.

[m4rkyboy]

wtf!

[TheKevin12345]

I just love how everyone goes ape shit when he walks out, so awesome.

[WSLFAILZ]

Who could've disliked this video? Everytime the guys in the crowd began yelling, I was yelling right there with them..from my computer.

[Johnnxification]

Awesome!!!



[mitchblahman13]

that is fucking sick but those guys might be a bit excited eh?

[DCDUO]

@mitchblahman13 I would have stage dived tbh.

[mitchblahman13]

@DCDUO that would have ruined your beard bro

[racecar2323]

I have a goal in life now. To be able to do this with my beard

[steeliebob]

My hero.

[ihearthaving69]

:O

[asapee222]

OHH DOOOOOOORRRR!!!!

[MsBeautifulDisaster2]

holy shit ..... THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!!!1 :D

[ErichoTTA]

I used to wonder why men have beards. Now I know why.

[Beerdude26]

BEAAAAAAAAAARDDDDD CAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEE

[ksDeathPaladin]

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

[granolagirl8819]

Guh-ROSS!  LOL

[freshmeat98607]

that is as man as it gets

[BOOSTRED]

LOL I WANNA BE IN THAT CROWD! THEY ARE SOOOOO EXCITED!!!

"OMG BEARD WITH A DOOR"

[PURPLEFIJIMAN]

a working beard door..... incredible.

[RikaHachigawa]

MOST TRIUMPHANT BEARD

[BasementBeginnings]

A fucking door!

[theonlyone796]

omgomgomgomgogomgogmgogmoggmIT­SADOOR!

[soundslave]

The Amish do a fine job of raising barns. Who knew they raised beard cages just as well!

[bob4775]

holy. fucking. shit.

tahts insane

[MazingerZoo]

@bob4775 its a joke.

[xMDawg19x]

that is so jewish

[BlueBlur9]

l.o.l

[SODEMO2007]

It is said that hairs from this mans beard cures cancer.

[frodo70444]

@SODEMO2007 it is also said even chuck norris is shocked at this beard

[endoTHEOSIS]

He either made that cage soon before the competition...or he sleeps standing up!

[Echo15L337]

what a kool kat

[blakealanfoster]

I love the squeeling screaming guy at the very end. IT OPENED! IT OPEEEENEED!@!!! 37-38 seconds. HAHAHA Epic.

[Liamr207tkov]

14 people can't grow facial hair

[RedPetrol76]

In Finland we'd say :

MIEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SICpseudonym]

how does this guy sleep? Is it his pillow?

[TaylorOnTheMic]

thats just fucking impressive how long is that sum bitch down

[ThumperAF]

EPIC!!!

[elsmart1o]

12 asians saw this

[sussi13]

I think I heard a guy yell "I looooveee youuu, I looveee youuu" in a screachy voice the last 3 seconds.

[spilth83]

no fuckin way!

[GeorgeoKinkladze]

Absolute LAD.

That is the single greatest beard in the history of humankind.

[Pikadono]

FFFFFFFFF SO MUCH AWESOME

[cecisota12]

that man is fucking awesome

[O8SERVER]

best...video...ever

[EpiSGMPmusic]

This man is a herculean exemplar

[Djones4LIFE]

my hero

[ChasenSFO]

Epic.

[olcohalic]

I love how people are going completely fucking mental over A BEARD WITH A DOOR?!?!? OMGOMGOMG!!!

[ZMDarkie]

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS AWESOME

[EmperorOfMars]

Hows he sleep with that? beard pillow?

[Atomicore]

I swear to god that first guy is a combination of Ron Livingston and Rivers Cuomo.

[Anarchitect]

@Atomicore I think he looks more like Jim Carrey.

[TheEverythingFTW]

XD the crowds reaction is awesome. "OH MY GOD A WORKING DOOR!!" xD

[XxslitwristsxX]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[SconesOnTheGo]

the reaction is hilarious

[qweefzillla]

if i was a women i would ride the shit out of him and giz on his beard hair

[NihilCBR]

I'd tap that.

[MrSimplySuperb]

Fucking amazing

[death4all13]

Someone give this man a trophy, or a medal to hang in his beard-cage.

[Aliestor]

@death4all13 Why not a bird?

[death4all13]

@Aliestor

It'd die due to overexposure to awesome.

[uilium]

YES YES oh I love you!!!!

[masochisticmessiah]

...working beard door. This man is my hero. I hope my beard will one day be this awesome.

[condicionXdulce]

no one's going to want to fuck that. 

[earlybecomings]

@condicionXdulce

BESIDES EVERYONE.



[jamiebird666]

7 people are obviously very lame.

[bearcat8543]

HOW DOES SOMEONE NOT LIKE THIS

[CodeguruX]

These people are way too excited over NOTHING

[dannelchannel]

@CodeguruX NOTHING?!?! How is this opinion even possible!?

[pedrodemeurte]

Fake

[rezabolouri]

fuck yes....well played sir

[braztaz]

NOT THE BEES!

NOT THE BEES!

AHHhHhHHH THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES!! AHHHURBUBBFUBGHHHHHH

[95scary]

that thing is huge!!!

[aajg15]

@95scary thats waht she said

[YawpingStance]

I died of a heart attack from the amount of badassery in this video.

True story.

[Potatonaught]

mother of god.....

[adj789]

wow someone is wayyy too excited about that beard

[wondermint]

@adj789 No one is wayyy too excited about that beard.

[adj789]

@wondermint it's cool and all but it's not worth screaming and yelling over

[mizbelle]

@adj789 chances are if you go to the beard and mustache championships you're into beards and mustaches. which would explain the screaming

[y00h0099]

This is Epic Beard Man

[Lifehunger]

In Soviet Russia Beard Wears YOU!!!

[pre0wned]

I would follow that man to my doom.

[FlaminJoker666]

Should've had some sort or Canary in there with him.... But that was legendary!!!!

[YouLoseAlways]

The most amazing thing EVER!

[Aristes]

pretty damn sexy.

[imanadult]

i just cried...it was so beautiful.

[Bokai]

The reaction of the audience pushed this to 11.

[Tatsuhara]

that is fucking awesome

[OM3N1R]

Theres gotta be some wire or some shit to support all that manly beardness.

[DaleStrickland]

@OM3N1R Either that or a whole lot of hair gel.

[kmo917]

That, ladies and gentlemen, is a God among men.

[lkjhuiybn]

There needs to be a "making of" video of this beard. I'm sure that alone could make documentary.

[THEUrinalCake]

He is all that is man.

[Bastiest]

Gotta say, that guy has the most epic beard ever.

[fucker71]

DOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!

[cooldude1886]

that is a beard door....huh

[cof44]

LOL

[amtbps]

no shit you idiot. HIS BEARD IS SITTING ON HIS SHOULDERS.

[LuGiah]

is that commentator jeff berlin? :D

[Quilyan]

AHAHAHA

[eastcoastriots]

gay

[044squad]

awsome

[snewso]

GOLD

[MrTangent]

Possibly the greatest video ever...

[FireThunderTV]

This is just too weird.

[geghlesh]

This is why im proud to exist in the glorious state of Washington. THE BEARD HAS A FUCKING DOOR

[DavidElijah]

we need to replace the audio with the sounds from a street dance battle.

[sittingbull09]

The commentary is what makes this golden.

[NerdyBandit]

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!

[Joel5656]

Chuck norri's lost son

[gotshroomz]

the only reason watched this was because of basilmarket. and OMFG LOOK AT THAT BEARD CAGE