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  • Oh fugg yew you stupid son of a bitch

  • You ignorant son of a bitch, translated by google audio as "future travel schedule"

  • Frank is the best! Sick old man is a close 2nd! I love it when Frank gets all dark and sez "Fuck you"

  • LOOL translate that audio is sooo funny !

  • Duncan Construction

  • I can't wait to see Duncan at the royal wedding this month!

  • He was so much more pleasant back then

  • @BloodiestMargie Yeah, now he's just gone bat-shit crazy from non-stop prank calls for 2-3 years.

  • Most hillarious calls are calls for oneself

  • who is Duncan?

  • @jthouse51 his name is frank garret. he owns his own custruntion comp. Duncan Construction.

  • do what !? runs in ducnan's family lol they all use the same line

  • "Good idea! wow..." rofl

  • Where ye'live?

  • what is his telephone number ^_^

  • lol been listenin to duncan since like 05 or 06...damn time flies. he's still the prank call king.

  • classic

  • LOL at the transcribed audio "and without that you don't mind a little more colorfully patriotic holy war"

  • Absolute best set of prank calls to good ole Frank Garrett!

  • We still missing the call where he first says he doesn't have a dozer

  • @BloodiestMargie I'm getting tired of your shit, asshole.

  • @suicidewafflez You know somethin, ye-you're real tough when you hide behind th goddamn computer, why don't ya come down n see me?

  • @BloodiestMargie If er chetch yu, Imn rip gon hurt chu. This is a banana phone, get off of it.

  • @suicidewafflez Come get me yew goddamn ignorant wheelchair

  • For some reason I found it incredibly hilarious when he answers and says "Duncan Construction" then soundboard says "Hello asshole! Duncan Construction!" as though it were mocking him

  • soundboard against soundboard, bullshit

  • Haha the more Duncan argues the bigger his soundboard gets

  • when he told the blood of jesus lady "fuck you" i almost died

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  • "O go tew hell yew sun of a bitch ive got yew figured out!"

  • haha! 4:24 "hey, he's threatening to kill me!"

  • Eff Bee Eye buddy!

  • do whaaAAAAT???

  • lmao 2:39

  • that photo of the guy who shows up when arnold is talking isnt arnold schwarznegger thats someone else. 0:12

  • I don't give a shit

  • ur mom

  • Sun of a bitch yew, yew hid behind this phone long enough why dont yew come down and see me?

  • where do you live? where do you live now?

  • The blood of Jesus is against you.

    Dew what?!

  • the hell do u wont

  • I almost choked on my food watching this damn video.

  • too damn'd old!

  • battle of the Duncans

  • I don't drayynk xD

  • I wish i could hang out with old Frank, i bet he's fun to drink with!

  • same, but he dont drink! hes to damn'ed old!

  • man will somebody call the Frank Garrett Community Center in San Antonio, TX and fuck with them

  • Duncan Struction.

  • hhaha Frank Garrett! :D:D:D

  • oh fugg kew

  • What call does the "I dont even have a dozer and I dont do dirt work" come from?

  • I don't know. Thats my favorite line though.

    Confuses the shit outta people!!!

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  • Duncan V.S. Duncan is like Super Street Fighter 2; RYU V.S. RYU!

  • Frank's a legend. It's a shame he's only known to about 5,000 of us worldwide.

    He should be mainstream.

  • lol i know right shame is a caught on about 1 month before everyone got in trouble so i havent seen to many of these

  • I agree but it is a good thing for Frank because if Frank was more mainstream he'd get about 10,000 calls a day instead of his usual 1000

  • @GerryDisthename dont get the people in suger creek and fox news. lol

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  • @GerryDisthename

    if he becomes mainstream, we will lose the fun of prank calling people

  • @GerryDisthename

    He is...

  • @GerryDisthename Hes known to many more than that, and hes made the news twice!!

  • Poor Duncan. He's got the right idea by hanging up, but fer cryin' out loud, don't say anything! It just makes us hungry for me

  • "Do you know Jesus?"

    "Dew What?"

  • OHH !

    FUCK !

    YEW !

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  • Hey buddy, you're real tough hiding behind that telephone, why don't you come down and see me and i'll beat your head some.

  • I liked the last one.

  • I wonder if Duncan realizes he's talking to a soundboard of himself?

  • Yew mutherfugger yew if I met yew I'm really gonna hurt yew.

  • @ConstructionDuncan Stupid motherfucker im gettin tired of your shit.

  • you stupid cock sucker

  • Can yew understand this: FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW FUGG KEW

  • Do what?

  • Muthafugger yew.

  • You know what would make sounboard prank calling evolve even more? Ringing up the people with positive soundboards to get positive comments. That way, you could make the call longer, get way more stuff down on a soundboard, and then get an even more intense prank call.

    Or maybe people have done that already. Oh well, just an idea. Fugg yew.

  • Ohh Fugg yew....

  • Yew son of a bitch, I thought you died!

  • cocksucker

  • Totally. It's inevitable someone is going to call Frank again, right or not, so they might as well just make it as normal as possible.

  • oh go to hell you son a bitch, i got you all figured out

  • "No way am I gonna give that to a total stranger."

    Rofl that's funny.

  • great calls.. gotta love duncan

  • i remember the arnold call...its been forever since ive seen it. out of all the times frank's said fuck you i think this is one of the best. oh fuck you lol thx for uploading 5/5

  • I would never say it to his face, but that ring makes arnold look kinda fruity.

  • let me talk to ur mother........ohhhhhh FUGG KEW

  • "alls i want is you to fuck me."

  • "Let me talk to your mother" lol

  • I've never heard the one where the Jesus lady calls Duncan.

  • Dude im subscribing to u. Thanks for uploading all these calls.

  • i remebred that

  • Loved the end, origin of "I dont drenk"

  • Don't need too, too damned ol'

  • All these calls were done by me, just to let you know. Thanks for uploading.

  • what call was it from when frank says "you got the wrong guy buddy"......and about not having a dozer.......?

  • Did you do the "I don't even have a dozer" one?

  • glad these calls are back

  • You come down and see me, or quit this.. bullshit.

  • Why are you reposting these videos that I already posted? Not to mention you didn't even bother to change the description that I wrote.

  • Finally they're back on here. I've been wanting to hear where those lines have come from. Now I want to hear "you're out of your mind buddy, I don't have a dozer" Thanks for putting these back.

  • the story lines (and prank calls) behind all the classic Duncan lines.

  • nice, thats where all the quotes from soundboard came from!

  • awah fuck you

  • you mother fucker if i met u i rip i would hurt u

  • don't u know your not suppose to talk that way!!!

  • I always wondered where the "I don't drink" line came from

  • That came from the "Villiage Idiot" when he asked Frank if he was ready to go out drinking tonight.

  • How are you!?

  • Good Morning

  • The hell do you want?

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