Albert Pujols - The Machine commercial

[melisswoog]

@mattwad if by Marlins you mean angels, then you sir, are correct! Wooooot!

[Mattwad]

Time to go to the Marlins

[Juvy29]

it'd been so funny if they actually lost

[MissedOceanic815]

If they played for Texas he'd have eliminated them.

[wgscheve]

he is a machine!!!!!!!!!!!

[YourDogZass]

He was saving up to eliminate the Brewers

[CardsWSChamps06]

"ILL" iminate them Albert!!!

[TheOscar401]

@llm06 "shut up"

[SuperSweetLoo]

thought this commercial sucked until the copy machine talked. epic funny.

[bubbadude117]

(retarded voice): FAKE!

[satmoore3381]

HAL 9000 LIVES!!!!!!

[TheRuckingFetard]

Gets me everytime no matter how many times I watch this

[haltrman93]

Holy crap, this was probably the most brilliant/funniest ESPN commercial to date. From a Cards fan, get well, Albert! :D

[Blue387]

Should have chosen eliminate.

[jcwoot1]

albert is da man

[999pokerface]

i like it when he he told the machine to shut up :p

[FOOSAG]

Skynet also infiltrated MLB?!

[1EPowerUp]

funny part is that he IS a machine. have you seen this guy play?!

[XxballertownXx]

@1EPowerUp thats the point of the commercial

[gigas81]

well done ESPN.

[notthatinnocent86]

my favorite part is when he eliminated them oooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah: he didnt cuz he didnt have the BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[jksuster]

if albert pujols took steroid i would lose all hope in the mlb. or if derek jeter did

[Cleverconveyence]

@jksuster Jeter gets enough "supplements" from all the cocksucking he does.

[maabreu1]

@Cleverconveyence lmao

[TallestSpoon]

lol "im not a machine i just albert"

[llm06]

"Why didn't you eliminate them, Albert?"

[northshore7x]

Albert is back on his steriods regiment for next year........since next year is here.......Dodgers 5 cardinals 1........HA HA HA HAHA HA HA

[hoffmanb07]

@northshore7x awfully high and mighty coming from a dodgers fan, maybe if manny started taking those fertility drugs again u would finally win your first world series in over 20 years

[zwind999]

not a huge pujols fan, but that's one of my favorite sports center commercials

[MarcusKiner]

Best in the game

[truthmaster78]

MLB players are tested weekly moron. Albert is clean. Pure talent here. Nice try Flub fan.

[SXcore]

@truthmaster78 tested for HGH? i thought so

[JohnLeeMD]

@truthmaster78 And there ARE ways to get around "weekly" tests. You do realize that, don't you? Does MLB blood test BTW? YOU are the MORON, if you don't suspect a man who's stats DURING THE PRIME OF THE STEROIDS ERA exceeded 99% of those steroided guys! You probaby believe Lance Armstrong was just that good--beating down the Tour De France field who was unanimously juiced, YEAR AFTER YEAR in overwhelming fashion.

[wgarrett1889]

@JohnLeeMD Yes, they do blood tests. Shut your mouth if you don't understand shit about what you're saying.

[JohnLeeMD]

@wgarrett1889 So you're saying that in the midst of the steroid era of baseball, this ONE guy... was able to not only compete, but to put up numbers that rival any of the documented steroid players? Is that what you are saying? Please tell me I'm wrong.

[wgarrett1889]

@JohnLeeMD He married a woman who's got two kids with downs syndrome, he's a diehard catholic, he gets himself tested weekly on HIS OWN will, NOT because he's made to. You seem unable to accept that it's talent. You seem more than anything UNWILLING to do so. You assume the worst in a player you know nothing about. And Pujols doesn't compete. Pujols isn't doing too great this year. He just plays. He may be the best, but he's not consumed by it. It doesn't matter to him what his numbers are.

[JohnLeeMD]

@wgarrett1889 And Lance Armstrong has lead something of a revolution against cancer. It doesn't mean that he's beyond using steroids (which he did). You're confusing private life with profession.

[wgarrett1889]

@JohnLeeMD You're simply assuming the worst of a man you know nothing about past his sports career. You're pathetic, if you truly believe what you're saying. And I'm not confusing anything. There's been NO proof Pujols juices, yet you go around parading like you somehow know for a fact what has been chemically DISPROVEN repeatedly over the last few years. He's clean. Why can't people just accept talent? Is it because he isn't on the team you cheer for?

[coolmanccp20035hf]

mvp

[FatherMcKenize]

A Syringe is a Machine.

[abrod01]

Whats wrong with you? Albert is natural talent, he offers to test because he is natural talent.

bet your a cubs fan.

I hate people like you who disrespect someone who has done nothing wrong.

[217zenki]

albert rocks

[johnnyfive22]

@abrod01

don't worry there just trying to start shit. We all know that Albert is clean and even accepted on taking tests to see if he was clean. People just hate on the man because of it and he is that good. Even though i hate him when he plays against us i respect him. Kudo's to you Albert A real athlete not a fake one.

[byigangsta]

it's actually not a machine, and albert is actually not on any drugs of any kind

[kRaveSTL]

awesome..albert is just flippn amazing

[hbrenner]

The copy machine is awesome.

[jfroosh12]

@hbrenner

lol

[DrMackFoxx]

@hbrenner Latest generation of the HAL 9000, it seems.

[Xbizkitl]

Just gotta say I loved this commercial...

[surferguy100]

El Hombre!, The Machine, Phat Albert, Price Albert. He is the man.

[mmortal03]

Are we seeing a pattern? watch?v=7LQpRQh2KSQ

[11825code6]

Big difference. This commercial is funny.

[JimSorgiProductions]

Having the HAL voice adds a lot.

[joeguy02]

that guy certainly plays like a machine

[ardiaz23]

Aowe Geez

[xx420guitarbro420xx]

ROFL!