Haha, this game looks like it would be pretty awesome if you managed to buy it from the bargain bin or in some Steam sale... and thought of it as a comedy shooter... or basically treated it as a "rifftrax" target.
I will admit that this is bethesdas worst game, but it cant be that bad? people complain about the rough language and the graphics. I bet you also own a fuckin wii, you fuckbags! fucking pussies! And who the hell cares about the graphics! The graphics dont make the game you cock breathed commie mother fuckers! get this,you fuckin...fuckin retard..you dead peice of shit..
Who wants to bet that within 15 years this is going to be a cult classic. Sure, WE think it sucks but some future generation will start playing this game.. You watch.. This one's a sleeper..
Wow, this game looks incredible! I'm totally going to go out and spend £30 on this!
Hahahaha, fucking Hell, I have nothing against swearing, infact I love it, but this game takes it to a whole new level. And the graphics! What the fuck happend there?
Man, if you think the graphics are good considering the requirements and the year it was made, your possibly color blind. I sadly bought this game through Steam for $20, played it till the second level, reason why i didn't finish you ask? Fell through the game 3 times in a row in the same area, i swear if i had a hard copy it would have been scratched,burned, and be put on my "Shittiest game of history" wall.
ROFL you actually spent money and time on this game? I feel bad for you.
I've never played this game before nor spent money on it. I just saw how abysmal this game was on game review websites and decided to come here to laugh at the poor bastards who did =D
Cool game I like 1:33 to 3:53 I managed to get it free at 115 games. com There are all the latest PS3 games available there I couldnt beleive that they are all free too awesome game and site
i like when he talks if he do something its something more realistic, little stealth the back sound and the game sounds unbehalf the hole game have not the hole thing what make it a good game. gameplay first then graphics. but the A.I is also fucked and the animation also. Fuck!
nvm. I saw that it was released in Aussie land. Well, at least they got it before everyone else did. Whether or not that's a plus for them is debatable.
This game looks like a worthless piece of f*cked up f*ckshit...I'd never pay for that f*ckpile of f*ckmaggotry.
Only one word can describe: Fuck!
very95ape 2 days ago
Hide n seek motherfuckers....
ShadowDwellerXXX 2 weeks ago
Haha, this game looks like it would be pretty awesome if you managed to buy it from the bargain bin or in some Steam sale... and thought of it as a comedy shooter... or basically treated it as a "rifftrax" target.
Xeros612 3 weeks ago
3:11 some of the best.
S*it, how can you stay in front of enemie and he don't see u --"
gabrielbdecarvalho 7 months ago
oddly reminded of steven seigal lmao president regan sends his regards *tosses overboard*
KickboxingKangeroo 9 months ago
is it worth buying? or should i buy another shooter?
nice vid!
griendskater 1 year ago
How can you see in the darkness?
BlackHawkChile117 1 year ago
@BlackHawkChile117 the upload quality made the video darker than it was originally recorded
PLATINUMPOLAK 1 year ago
@PLATINUMPOLAK aaaaaaaaaa thx
BlackHawkChile117 1 year ago
How can you see in the darkness
BlackHawkChile117 1 year ago
silent sprinting !!!!
SkyBlitzer1 1 year ago
I will admit that this is bethesdas worst game, but it cant be that bad? people complain about the rough language and the graphics. I bet you also own a fuckin wii, you fuckbags! fucking pussies! And who the hell cares about the graphics! The graphics dont make the game you cock breathed commie mother fuckers! get this,you fuckin...fuckin retard..you dead peice of shit..
TheRoflRage 1 year ago
@TheRoflRage
hahaha good point with some classic words :]]
DeathComeInPeace 1 year ago
@TheRoflRage HEY LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT!!!
Bethesda just published this game they didnt develop
mrfrosty8172 6 months ago
A.I. is horrible.. make the same game today.. little.. alot harder.. i might buy it
chuckster2410 1 year ago
Who wants to bet that within 15 years this is going to be a cult classic. Sure, WE think it sucks but some future generation will start playing this game.. You watch.. This one's a sleeper..
staticenz 1 year ago 2
@staticenz just like tomy wiseau's the room!!!!
whoman64 1 year ago
What the fuck is a fuckbag?
staticenz 1 year ago
COCK-BREATHED COMMIE MOTHERFUCKERS
phillipjfry6 1 year ago
3:11 That's why it sucks. Its too easy to play and the cursing gets annoying.
EpicNoobBoyTV 1 year ago
Wow, this game looks incredible! I'm totally going to go out and spend £30 on this!
Hahahaha, fucking Hell, I have nothing against swearing, infact I love it, but this game takes it to a whole new level. And the graphics! What the fuck happend there?
Donnelly182 1 year ago
I like how the enemies have no idea you are right behind them, sprinting, going CLANK CLANK CLANK
ub3r2008 1 year ago
3:11 some of the best A.I in gameing history
proziew 1 year ago 11
this game looks like it was made in 1998...
STUNTS1516 1 year ago
ps1 games and atari games are better than this
alpacinoscarface123 1 year ago
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zackhanscom 1 year ago
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zackhanscom 1 year ago
this game i call 1.5 ai retarded worst fps ever the game LOL
zPARTYPOOPERz 1 year ago
Wait, is this for playstation one?
Mpkiller100 1 year ago
Man, if you think the graphics are good considering the requirements and the year it was made, your possibly color blind. I sadly bought this game through Steam for $20, played it till the second level, reason why i didn't finish you ask? Fell through the game 3 times in a row in the same area, i swear if i had a hard copy it would have been scratched,burned, and be put on my "Shittiest game of history" wall.
TheTwistedicame 1 year ago
If I got stabbed in the eye, I would scream either.
ajet100587 1 year ago
get dead fuckbag?
lolwut?
cluch9 1 year ago
Get dead fuck bag? dude a 3 year old can insult better than this guy much less make a better game!
cleager12 1 year ago
no wonder the game got 1.5 out of 10 it swears too much and the graphics r shit
MHappyglobal 1 year ago
@MHappyglobal lol it prolly got that 1.5 for the swearing itself
thats the only good part of the game
PLATINUMPOLAK 1 year ago
@PLATINUMPOLAK
hahahahha I "borrowed" game from the store, now Im guessing that they knew they just didnt give a shit since this game sucks cock. lol
Mutterjunge 1 year ago
@PLATINUMPOLAK isnt this for computer thats y graphs suck
stockmin1 1 year ago
@stockmin1 lol no those graphics are set to highest
PLATINUMPOLAK 1 year ago
@stockmin1 lol, the pc will always, ALWAYS, have better graphics than consoles....always.
xReckz 1 year ago
Tha flame on the ceiling looks amazing.
Plateforce 1 year ago
@Plateforce lol i was waiting for someone to notice that
overall graphics in this game are just amazing
PLATINUMPOLAK 1 year ago
@Plateforce That's sarcasm right?
elblacker 1 year ago
ROFL you actually spent money and time on this game? I feel bad for you.
I've never played this game before nor spent money on it. I just saw how abysmal this game was on game review websites and decided to come here to laugh at the poor bastards who did =D
Oort22 1 year ago
best game ever
MusicHypno 1 year ago
this game was so bad.....
Furl3ssmonkey00 1 year ago
Considering how much and how loudly this guy talks to himself, you'd think somebody would hear him.
Carnage1235 1 year ago
graphicks are lame but the requirments are BIG
TheDingDongDo 1 year ago
way too easy. The soldiers are blind, take a look from 3:11 and you´ll and understand what I mean...
RumuhAlg 1 year ago
This game suck
luck i did'nt buy it
xXChEwXx1 1 year ago
he said f*ck like 125 times?
Dem0nikos 1 year ago
LOL stab to the heads
Qjemuse 1 year ago
A shake of FPS and Manhunt.... a stupid game
CricKoloLaFranchetta 1 year ago
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Great game just got mine at NEWFULLGAMES . COM
jfeilds123 2 years ago
to easy
LifeGetsTaken 2 years ago
suck my ball my hairy big fuckin balls wrap em around your fuckin mouth you commy cockbreath tiny dicked assholes!!!!
nathanpitt21 2 years ago
trick or treat assholes xD
nathanpitt21 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Cool game I like 1:33 to 3:53 I managed to get it free at 115 games. com There are all the latest PS3 games available there I couldnt beleive that they are all free too awesome game and site
jaredcamposij 2 years ago
GET DEAD, FUCKBAG!
retromancer 2 years ago 10
Run at Dudes and Press E: The Game
joutubesgmail 2 years ago 3
now i know why this game got a 1.5 out of 10
andyh113 2 years ago 2
3:08 ff: how the hell could that guy miss the player?
xqyzii 2 years ago
@xqyzii magic cookie makes you invisble
PLATINUMPOLAK 2 years ago
I didn't know fire crawled on ceilings like that.
WUTZAYAK 2 years ago
and how the hell did they know the bomb was there?
zackhanscom 2 years ago
@zackhanscom magic?
PLATINUMPOLAK 2 years ago
i don't get it. at 3:30 some commandos rappel down and explode? what's the point of adding that scene?
zackhanscom 2 years ago
IGN scored this game 1.5/10 "Abysmal" this is what happens when you make a newbie the head of a project like this.
dumbplanet22 2 years ago
@dumbplanet22 wow 1.5/10 that must be the lowest rating ever
PLATINUMPOLAK 2 years ago
this is me fucking playing fucking rogue warrior
Sinisterene 2 years ago
wow tom clancy should stick with writing awsome books making awsome games and this dude should just stop
KrakizkoloP 2 years ago
@KrakizkoloP he was the founder of Seal Team 6
but it looks like this is just a way to make quick cash
mrfrosty8172 6 months ago
3:10 thats some smart AI
highlylo 2 years ago 3
Silly and fucking lame. What happened to quality stealth games?
Depechexb 2 years ago
tell me about it. even splinter cell is no longer proper stealth
highlylo 2 years ago
So true. I think Assasins Creed is the latest stealth game series that actually is great.
Depechexb 2 years ago
this game sucks ass
kingofcheese3120 2 years ago 3
That makes the game Fun . In Stealth action trowing someone of the bridge and he say something. That funny
doomexpert 2 years ago
i like when he talks if he do something its something more realistic, little stealth the back sound and the game sounds unbehalf the hole game have not the hole thing what make it a good game. gameplay first then graphics. but the A.I is also fucked and the animation also. Fuck!
doomexpert 2 years ago
rofl i definitely HAVE to play this game, seems like unintended epic lulz
lordfrikk 2 years ago 2
3:10 - 3:21 WTF !!!
chr1712 2 years ago
hahahahaha
'i couldnt finish this mission because.....'
'It's such a piece of shit to play it hurts'
i lold
eaglespwn 2 years ago
@eaglespwn heh im glad you did
PLATINUMPOLAK 2 years ago
wow terrible AI
rtm1137 2 years ago
I would give 1 buck for it worth that
mars188 2 years ago
lulz @ this game.
What a piece of trash. You'd have to pay me to play it!
UploadedMusic 2 years ago 2
Wow I mean if this is the hardest mode the AI still is official brain dead!
masticina 2 years ago
rofl, you're just charging guys firing at you like it's nothing, at super human speed too!
DavidtheDuke 2 years ago 2
The comments of the played charakter are ridiculous ... stupid.
Are these really the devs that make AvP3? :(
smerles 2 years ago
3:10 ROOOFL
Here I am, can't you see me?! xD
mickeypopa 2 years ago
wow they made at least 50 ways to kill someone from behind, like it's cool or something.. -.-
Is there some shooting in this game?
Do they even fight back?
Ah nvm don't bother answering, this is humongous piece of steam piled donkey crap lol
mickeypopa 2 years ago
Wow, it's just like reading one of Marcinko's books! It sux...............
ruggbutt 2 years ago
What a piece of god awful shit. I hope you pirated this.
richterbojack 2 years ago
Im buying this purely to laugh at it untill AvP3 comes. What it lacks in gameplay it sure hooks me in comedy...
Charizard154 2 years ago
If steam ever offers it for .99 within the next year I'll buy it.
AcidDaBomb 2 years ago
At 0:55 with the fire, why doesn't he throw the guard into the fire? That would be a cinematic level opener...
holidayspecialoo 2 years ago
Wow that seemed like a really good game...and then you started playing it.
swiftcoyote 2 years ago
@swiftcoyote haha ye
PLATINUMPOLAK 2 years ago
must have game. order on it's way.
rourke is da man.
Mario583AU 2 years ago
@Mario583AU lol
PLATINUMPOLAK 2 years ago
GIT DED FUCKBAG
ThePunisherTXB 2 years ago 2
"Get this ya fuckin... fuckin retard... ya dead piece of shit."
Witty.
Chef033 2 years ago
Bethesda develops gold but publishes trash
strange
TheSubtleNinja 2 years ago
I wonder if they actually got Richard to do the voiceovers in the game
wrath231 2 years ago
@wrath231
no, mickey rourke did his voice
BabySkinCondom 2 years ago
this game sounded good but his just looks shit
shame...
benthehitmanhaden 2 years ago
the AI is so dumb.
angelofdarkness0320 2 years ago
this reminds me of golden eye back in the day for 64
heyhowyoudoin1 2 years ago
Golden Eye was way more respectable than this crap. At least the main character didn't cuss as much as a 13 year old on Counterstrike.
Thatguy80111 2 years ago
this games got animations like a 1990 game
Bankzta901 2 years ago
lol at the cover system
haloginger 2 years ago
LMAO AT 3:14
Icecube88 2 years ago 2
Please tell me this game isn't $60
Icecube88 2 years ago
@Icecube88 heh its $40 for pc
PLATINUMPOLAK 2 years ago
Ah alright. LMAO@3:14 though. You were like O_O
Icecube88 2 years ago
Those guards need to learn how to guard.
KnightOfTejas 2 years ago 3
He's gonna shit piss fuck bitch asshole bastard fuck your mom, you shittpiss fuck asshole.
signedlongint 2 years ago 6
My favorite is when he says "Suck my big hairy balls, stick them in your big fucking mouth"
voorkevil 2 years ago
President Reagen sends his regards
MindlessExcess 2 years ago
Well, this doesn't look that bad.
Spoothead12 2 years ago
not even worth stealing this game LOL
eudvard 2 years ago 2
Cause swearing makes you that much cooler. Why isn't he smoking a Cigar as well? That would add "badassness" +10
RonixEnclave 2 years ago
Talk about forced swearing. Could they really add any more profanities without removing actual words and just using fuck instead?
blackrainbow6666 2 years ago
rofl !!!! look at this 3:13.. SUX GAME !!!!!!!!
wiiir2 2 years ago 3
It would like crap even 5 years ago
10chankc2 2 years ago 4
Wow, that WAS painful to watch. I hope the developers sleep with one eye open, especially after Marcinko sees how badly it sells.
Can the player even choose which killing moves to use, or are they all randomly executed and shown as a movie?
tommyzDad 2 years ago 7
@tommyzDad they are all random and all show as little movie
PLATINUMPOLAK 2 years ago
mickey rourke with a fucking tourette syndrome
komputerwelt 2 years ago 10
Voice acting sux.
Animation sux.
Graphics suk.
Music and SFX suk as well.
I predict failure on launch.
PS: Pirated much? This game hasn't even been released yet.
rajgify 2 years ago
nvm. I saw that it was released in Aussie land. Well, at least they got it before everyone else did. Whether or not that's a plus for them is debatable.
rajgify 2 years ago
Actually I the music is okay, the AI however is atrocious.
rajgify 2 years ago
@rajgify its just funny game dude. the one liners are hilarious :D
I dont think the graphics suck, they arent great but people are spoilt by todays graphics.
looks like a fun wannabe stealth game
razattack1337 2 years ago
this game is funny, and has a covering system, not bad, great vid
001blackwing 2 years ago
wow.... 3:30 or in that area, that was just fail AI to the max
ianlinkcd 2 years ago